0:00 he has this conch he goes and then he ████ takes off his pants gets butt naked and he just does a beautiful dive like that and he just jumps in the water [Music] have you guys ever stayed at a resort in Habbo no yes never you have what's it like how did it go uh great anyone die no no not that I know of I've been a Cancun I just don't drink the water oh be careful yeah I've been to Tulu yeah I've been to Tulum too so but the Cabo San Lucas is on the west side right yeah I I've been to Cabo it was pretty good but did you like it and again yeah not drinking the water is like one thing but now there's something else you gotta look out for what is it cartel
0:51 not this time poisonous not this year there's a California couple they were staying at a Cabo Resort and then they were starting to feel sick they thought they either had food poisoning or they thought they drank the water so they went to the hospital to check it out and then the hospital couldn't figure out what it was they went back to their room and they died and a couple days later they died in their sleep oh my God what the ████ dysentery um fentanyl no it's actually something that could happen anywhere but why is it happening E coli no it's not equal is it anywhere it could technically happen right here but what diabetes is there something terrible no I think it was diabetes actually I read this article it happens everywhere endlessly diabetes
1:42 ████ so what happened is police believe that they were experiencing carbon monoxide poisoning no somebody was leaking exhaust fuel into the ████ AC vent somehow there was carbon monoxide entering the room they haven't determined how that happened yet but that's not the first time that's happened because people people commit suicide like that you know close the garage door leave the car on right in the hotel the hotel room so was it I mean it had to live in other rooms though too right because if it was like a filtration system based on the photo it it looks like it's a hotel room that's like in its own little Bungalow thing interesting so it doesn't look like it's not like a bunch of rooms in a row it's like in its own what if there's a parking garage underneath that they share air vents with and then it's been
2:32 going in cartels oh you think it's a cartel hit huh do you think it's a cartel hit is that what you're saying no it's a car Hotel it's a cartel oh wow God damn so that's what they meant the whole time no like you said underground what if there's cartels underground trying to you know transfer drugs and the car are smoke exhausts through the hotel room can you smell the carpet that's the part that's the part that's crazy is like the here's the symptoms of like let's say there's common carbon monoxide happening here this is how we would feel okay all right headache dizziness weakness upset stomach okay vomiting chest pain and confusion so it could be so many other things and they always say it is very flu-like or it says you could die before any single
3:23 symptom even occurs really but that's why you need those monitors right yeah the things are in the corners right carbon monoxide that's why they don't ████ around you have carbon monoxide monitors they won't shut the ████ up so I had to pull them off the ████ wait like a smoke detector yeah it's like a smoke detox it's a different one it's a different one it's like a little box and then it runs out of battery all the time and it goes beep yeah it goes like that so it's like ████ thing and I took it off ████ thing I have one but I I don't have it on either ████ gangsters we should probably keep the windows open yeah it's crazy because like uh there was a couple that died in Florida at the Sandals Resort same thing there was a there were there were tourists that died in November in Mexico City same exact thing yeah why Resort why are they why are they happening like that I don't know I don't know like where is it coming from is it like from
4:13 well because the the the gas is not carbon monoxide when you have a stove right that's something else I mean that's the expert what was that yeah I think yeah it's what he said propane or methane I think it's methane gas propane methane butane I have no idea [Laughter] diabetes the chemical compound all three of those you cook with butane methane ████ propane that that gas that comes out of the stove if it like filled up the air of the room is it fatal or is it just like flammable is the risk I actually have no idea what is it I'm a personal trainer bro like what are you talking about this house because it's fanny packs scraped around the the stove thing hey dude tell your version into Suman who doesn't
5:04 know anything before we mess it up go ahead I we woke up it was like 6 a.m the house started smelling like uh carbon not carbon monoxide smell like gas okay and we couldn't figure it we couldn't figure I'm nervous now I couldn't figure out where it was coming from and we were checking everything but apparently the stove was turning on and the pilot was out it's because it's fanny packs scraped the the knot when he walked it brushed it and then the knob went from zero to five yeah level five yeah yeah you know how there's hot mid low mid hot and then the flame is full full power that's five yeah so apparently the uh the knob was like faulty or something and I had nothing to do with it no fanny pack related instances his story is that he doesn't know how it got turned on yeah
5:54 Joe's story is at his fanny pack brushed it it's his family yeah tell you something stupid the first thing I do like Mr Rogers when I come home I take this bad boy off because I don't want you know this is my work fanny pack this is my outdoor fanny pack when I go home I don't have a fanny pack he's got yeah what if it was like a quick I need to go out and that the kind fatty bag is pretty big man I keep a lot of stuff I know for a fact that's not the first thing you do because you don't have a coat hanger where you open up the door you put it up there like Mr Rogers and ████ I do this I go all right I'm just gonna just relax dude I like that Joe notes for a fact he doesn't you do yeah when you as soon as you open the door do you unfanny pack yourself it's on my shoulders it's a key
6:45 holder you're doing the Gen Z style it's a key holders how often do you put it on your hip the fanny pack never do you think that's like kind of ████ made or what would you say oh no it's just it's just it's too much it's like everywhere you know you just want to shoulder if you need to grab something you know oh it is like a football kind of you know yeah do you always have a gun in your fanny pack taser gun oh okay taser oh ties yeah I use taser gun with nine millimeter rounds no probably in the truck but it's a tizzy gun that shoots oh how do you get one of those you just buy them yeah yeah you got one clean Colleen just bought a taser yeah Teemu you could go to Sunny alley sunny I got everything my ████ got the taste guns in the you could buy tadpoles there too yeah you can buy what tadpoles
7:35 really they have tadpole yeah oh and then the little red ear slider turtle dude and then if you go to the specific Street like Maine you see a guy in a truck selling dog in his bed yeah or like rabbits yeah dogs yeah and then they'll be like little birds and parakeets Hustlers oh you know what's sad is that because smack has such a soft spot for bunnies uh she would pass them all all the time because our studio is right next to where they sell the bunnies on there will she hoard them no she was like she felt so bad because they're they're in bad conditions like they're not supposed to be crammed up like that and then uh she like called I think like one of the animal police or like Peter or some ████ was like Hey like do you guys ever do anything about this and then they were like no we don't do anything about that whoa because they were just like there's nothing you can do because it's like an endless cycle huh they literally said there's zero you
8:27 can do and they've never once tried most of them are uh feeder rabbits too like they die real quick yeah they buy them for like weird like purposes that was kind of like our homeless situation Glendora we would start calling the cops and then because one guy I had a guy that he was eating a Subway sandwich on my front yard and he said he worked for the FBI and then rocked those guys and then he wrote off on his ████ road bike and then we had another lady that was a ████ zombie we got people pooping on my lawn and they're just like people put on your line up yeah it was in your dog and then they're like you just can't there's nothing we can do I was like oh ████ yeah man I'm like thanks guys yeah appreciate it but could you get in trouble if you oh yeah [Laughter] dragon's body up to the street most of
9:18 the time there's more trouble than like if you try to deal with yourself like even the animal situation on Santee Alley if you tried to like tell him off cops would be like you're an idiot for that like leave him alone you're making more problems for yourself like what if they get mad at you so citizens arrest is not a real thing do this and and if you think it's that bad here like in other countries messing with people is even worse and we had uh poking heads over the wall all the time what do you say peekaboo yeah like on our Nest would always go off and you would just use someone's head go like this oh so we end up buying is um you know those like spiky strips for Birds yeah so I line the entire wall of the outside and I just found out I think like last week or two weeks ago that if a human being gets hurt on it they can technically sue your house yeah because it's booby trap yeah but I was out of movies yeah
10:09 if you can reasonably prove in court that you didn't mean it just be like I'm tired of these birds ████ on my wall you'd have to like literally plant bird ████ everywhere like you just have to prove that it wasn't for the use you need it you need a bird ████ guy I got a bird ████ guy just buy a bunny put them on top of the wall and take a picture of it I feel like when you're when you grow up in La though you just have this like oh homeless people they're gonna ████ steal from me and like they're mean or whatever but then like when I'm in Hawaii now my feeling of like homeless people have completely changed because I'll just be like walking on Waikiki like at night and it's like everyone's nice they don't bother you they don't Panhandle right and there's one bum he was like um you know like that one walls Yeah by uh so there's like this one concrete structure on waihihi that goes into like the ocean oh yes yeah so then
10:59 me and Hannah were walking his homeless guy is like half naked walking next to us right and it's like Sunset it's getting dark and we're like what the hell is he doing so he walks past us he goes to the end and in this fool he go like he goes he has the Conch he has this conch he goes and then he ████ takes off his pants gets butt naked and he just does a beautiful dive like that and he just jumps in the water familiar to you yeah but there's a lot of like he's not even native dude he's just some like white hippie dude that's just like probably been in Hawaii too long with too much drugs but like yeah I was like that was the most interesting thing I've ever seen man dude there's ████ kids there too like punks yeah yeah trying to pick fight with you really at that wall yeah
11:50 on a Saturday Friday through Sunday one of those I see him but they don't I don't know I mean long as you don't they just go hey just kidding you know like don't say that ████ to me yeah I go there every time they're like stop you ████ I'm just like damn don't look at him I know this but just don't look at them I'm here with my wife you're the funny guy you're the funny guy and I'm all like hey what's up man so I never I never had any of that so you got that leverage though yeah that's true good for you man I got lucky not for him what's up you ████ off young ass kid something I'll kick you but you can't do it today
12:43 laughs [Music]
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