0:00 what are you going fact the price on Attack on Titan Comics Attack on Titan Comics uh it's new Taiwanese dollar currency so it's actually [Music] $154 you ever had something that you liked a lot quite a bit when from your childhood or something like that and then your mom decides one day that she's going to throw everything away and it includes something like that yeah what was it for you there was this I was looking through my old photos in a in a child album and I was like what is this toy car that I always had as a little kid and uh and then I remembered that it was like my favorite toy when I was like like a three four five six years old and then it just disappeared one day and then my dad said he gave it to some other kid damn why because my parents
0:50 are weird like whenever we had visitors that had kids they would allow that kid to pick one toy to take that's bull visitors dud yeah I but then it didn't really hit me until later because I was just like where' all my stuff go like cuz I remember there's one time they they let a kid pick a toy and I remember him looking at all my stuff and I was like don't pick the trumpet don't pick the trumpet and then he like it's this little toy trumpet that had like three notes and he took that and I was like no wait were you have one of those here did you grow out of it is that why like were they or were were you same age dude there's something with Filipino families that that's a please come over take anything you want Flex to be like that SS hey honestly if I was a kid that was going to your house I'd be like Ryan's got the coolest toys D Ryan's got the coolest rules I didn't know that those were like for
1:40 giveaways you couldn't just take your sister take my sister please take my sister yeah like a Biblical giveaway that have been a good bit you get a doy for it yeah please my dad not the trumpet take I never got like something taken away or thrown away but I got things like I got my assets Frozen as a kid yeah so like my mom assets it says that so my mom's ████ superstitious as a ████ right and then I feel like at the like 7 to like 10 range especially if you grew up in LA in like the '90s that was the era where everyone rode their bikes and you know they're cruising around the neighborhood and discovering ████ and so everyone had a similar style bike either like a GT dyo whatever red line and it's like usually like that the Chrome style right and so
2:32 all my friends had that and then I really wanted one and my mom's like okay fine let's go let's go check it out all your friends have it I want you I don't want you guys I don't want you to feel like you're left out we go and we buy the bike of my dreams I'm like ████ yeah this is ████ sick we come home and during one of those like monthly ████ palm readings that my mom likes to do she finds out that apparently I'm going to like get hit by a car or something on a bike oh no so she takes the bike that's like the bike of my dreams locks it up on the ████ copper pipe in the garage and so every day when my friends my friends come and get me the garage door opens and I just see the bike and I can't really ride so I'm I end up being the homie that's like either on like roller blades well the whole crew is on
3:23 bikes and I have to just I you're thinking we should have beat your ass for that bro or I have to like Tagle along some way and she didn't really release until after I was 10 when everyone's in junior high and like everyone's bikes are lame you're lame cuz all your friends older brothers and sisters are driving you around now yep I'm like now I get the ████ bike so it was kind that kind of sucks yeah you're all big for the bike that is so insane that's insane that he has to see it every single time what if she saved your life dude yeah you never know I probably not he's still going out in roller blades which is even worse I know and I'm riding my friends bike different threat like if it was Destiny if I rode my Friends by I'd still get hit by a car at least there's big better visibility with you on Rollerblades cuz everyone's saying hey look at that gay kid let throw something at your mom never stop you from riding other people's bikes no cuz we're somewhere else already she doesn't know she doesn't know she
4:13 doesn't want me to ride that bike that she thinks I'm going to die on that's so stupid part about roller blades damn you're a v that sucks to be a victim of palm readings as a kid a Survivor and you get your assets Frozen dude this lady's prob you ha did you hate magic after that Frozen I ████ hate it all Superstition like that kind of ████ fortune reading ████ did you ever go to a magician and then they're like okay kids and you're like ████ you fake don't take my bike it's fake this is all a fake no I like those guys we try to pull out a dove and Bart's like ████ no I like those I just didn't like people that are like hey give me money and I'll tell you some ████ about your future so a mom has to pay her son her a son is suing his mother for throwing away $5,000 in Attack on Titan
5:04 Comics what is that you ever heard you ever heard of Attack on Titan yeah the comic book can knows it super good so he had 32 of these he had like I guess the whole set or some ████ like that and then she just decides to Chuck it one day to the mother's defense I guarantee you this ████ didn't even put it away nicely you think so and it's all ████ up it's all like under the bed with the Playboys and ████ stains wait how old is the kid again um uh 20 well then he can sue right yep and he did and he's getting five grand W from his mom wow cuz if he was under 18 you just you can't do nothing right what are you going fact the price on Attack on Titan Comics Attack on Titan Comics uh it's new Taiwanese dollar currency so it's
5:54 actually $154 according to taipe times it is $5,000 Jesus Christ what happened in Taiwan oh see why see why does it say uh NT do you think New Taiwan dollars so what do you think of that 5 the currency is why did they oh why did they use the dollar sign American damn that suit his mom for $50 bucks and he won he won he won oh ████ I thought that was I thought that was pretty high yeah I was like on Titan I was like it a it's not an old comic yeah I was like what are these ████ goldplated maybe maybe times are changing maybe there's so many of these ████ unreasonable Taiwanese moms out there that are like ████ these Taiwanese moms and times are changing they're pushing back yeah well this is like a whole thing cuz like my mom does the opposite thing she Hoards everything but
6:44 then she adds so many layers that we can't find anything it's not accessible yeah yeah all your cool ████ is that's probably worse yeah it's worse it's worse to know it's in there somewhere yeah cuz it's like it's like knowing that you got dinosaur bones somewhere but you're like oh ████ we got to dig though yeah do I want to do that today cuz you could go straight down and never see a dinosaur bump your assets are frozen in a different way you have no idea yeah I had a I had a first edition Venusaur card from Pokemon and uh it's somewhere in there somewhere in there I guess it's worth 10 grand if it's if it's if it's a a hologram it's a hologram Venusaur first edition it's a mint mint 10 if it's a mint 10 honestly that's a lot of money we should go to your mom's house and excavate this but you could spend so much money you could spend so much money diing and never find anything you know what I found in the garage recently in
7:35 my parents house I had a unopened uh box of Crossfire the game un you know the you know you know the game Crossfire yeah yeah didn't you open it yeah what the ████ is wrong with I bought it I bought it really late it was like um it was like in uh from pick and save you remember that store pick yeah I love that remember pck and SAE would just have like played out items yeah to turn into Big Lots yeah yeah turn into big yeah I did that's where it there was a there's an extra one of those in there but it's all ████ up the box is like trash Oh really Ryan don't you have the uh Mark Jackson rookie card with the Menendez brothers in the background that's not my card ah you would say that you would say it's a worth a lot of there's a basketball card and in the background on the on the court side seats are the Menendez brother that's what they were going on their Rampage was yeah when they were spending
8:25 everything yeah and it's like they're immortalized and they're on the car just front row just looking yeah how much is that card work R w't tell me card is not even about the player wow Mark like Mark Jackson I wish I had that card wow that's a tight card that's a sick card that's crazy I used to have a Sean Kemp rookie card oo yeah but then my friend stole it that's of ████ dude is he really a friend then no I found out later he wasn't my friend at all got betrayed sometimes it pays when your parents like hide your ████ though if they keep track of it I mean even if they if it's on almost better that like my mom has no idea what some things are or else she would throw things away if she knew what what it was but sometimes she just doesn't no one just puts it in a box and then later on I'm looking at it and I'm like oh my God no way that's how I found my Earthbound uh super anas
9:15 cartridge cuz she didn't know what it was she just like put it in the thing and I was like why is it what the heck is this doing here it's a little mint right there bud isn't that ████ expensive as hell now well cuz I probably would have like either thrown it away like when I was like much younger because I would be like H I think I'm I play that digitally now it's on a ROM yeah dude it's the best cuz we didn't see that coming that the prices would go crazy but yeah we didn't see it coming that that like a bunch of grown men would like want to relive their childhood by buying an a box of something that's unopened so they could look at it I know you ever tried playing one of those NES games sometimes and you're just like I'm good after you plug it in you're like I'm good I play it right here Steve's still stuck in the past what you talking about I64 yeah but you even have to use the old controller so that you feel like you're 12 ey no no no that's golden ey cuz otherwise it's a whack it's whack you got to play Golden ey Stu
10:06 yeah it's whack or I play like my dad cuz my dad used to play like he's playing golden ey with us and he's like he played golden ey well he tried and we're just ████ gning him down he's like looking at the roof looking at the floor he just looks like he's got a real issue I've been making Tiff play video games recently and watch and she never played video games at all so watching her play like anything where you have to like look around and use the left joystick and the right it makes me want to kill myself and I can't I'm like you know bab maybe this is not for you I turn it off why don't you start easy on like Sim City or some ████ we're doing GTA 5 go we're doing Heights online yeah getting wrecked I I think people that don't normally play games are pretty good at VR stuff because it's kind of more intuitive VR makes me like throw up VR is tight dude if they if you have the VR thing and you're in like one of those moving things I emotion sickness yeah
10:58 it's too crazy dude I played golf one with Ryan oh really that's the ████ that sounds fa fun it's the ████ cuz it's like you're at a real golf course and like you can look up you see Sky all that stuff you guys ever went two bit circus yeah that's a great place to go everyone no matter if you play games or not we'll be good at everything let's go dude what is that it's like the Chuck-E-Cheese of VR games basically we got to wait for that's where a bunch of homies threw up though oh for real granted granted we were like drinking cuz it's also adult that's what it mostly is no but like when you're drinking you're just kind of like you can go to any ████ arcade and have a good time but when you go to a VR one you're like I can't do this you just got to move slow dud it's a massive like bar placed with a pump but also some of the games are totally physical too so like there's this one surgery game that's really fun where like you get like six people and you go into this room that
11:48 looks just like a like a surgery like a operating room and they have like a actual body and you have to like do stuff to it and then everyone has to work around the room and can you cut the dick off yeah you can cut the off guys look check it out check it out dude spine ninja Dojo what's that spine ninjas HQ yeah spine nin HQ they have this F Chad V shout out my their their place in Vegas they have this like VR ████ where it's like it's like that ████ that we played at in that mall one time oh yeah where like you're grabbing stuff and you use a torch to like like like blow up a spider web and Sh It's So Dope do that yeah it's fun we should do it let's go we'll do we'll do it use torch to blow we're all going to be are you making fun of that no no no no we're doing it dude torch spider is cool man Tor the game called SPID we're all going to be together shout out we're all going to be together for the election
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