0:00 how did you cheat again like the second he learns how to use his phone again oh he goes baby I'm good enough back to the dating apps right back to the beginning this guy sucks [Music] early last year in January of the 22 um there was this dude who got in this terrible car accident right narrowly survives he's laying unconscious in a hospital bed um and then this wonderful just absolutely wonderful and loyal wife you know what I mean is uh totally just like her whole life is turned upside down they got two kids and all that stuff you know what I mean she's just trying to figure ████ out so then what's her life upside down well her husband just got in a terrible car accident is he dead no he narrowly survived and is laying unconscious in a that's my job to do
0:50 that's sideways that's not upside down yeah that's not that bad yeah it could be worse huh he's he's really been to Ohio he's really been upside down okay so um she started feeling really really guilty like this that's sideways she started feeling really part's a paramedic and he pulls through and he goes man you sideways full that's not that bad you ain't upside down I've seen worse sucks are you dead it sucks for her it just sucks it's sideways sucks okay sideways um so she started feeling guilty and she started like you know thinking like wild stuff she started fearing that he got in this car accident because you know it's your fault for being all Shakespeare about it if you hit me up my life's so upside down
1:42 sucks the ████ my life so that qualifies as Shakespeare okay can I say something now we know why Anthony ████ hates JK news we're having such a good time and this got comedy interruptions did you get Anthony before it's a it's it's it's not even 30 seconds and he's like what the ████ are you talking you're making me upside down right now doesn't even give him a chance you're full for making all Shakespeare can I what can I say it does make better content though it doesn't remember content and I thought I interrupted a lot I just joined bartender I was just praising your literally skills
2:33 [Laughter] okay so uh she sideways sucked her life away there you go so she starts fearing that it was her fault because oh she started feeling guilty that he was maybe texting her or responding to her while he was driving and that caused the car accident so she decides to check his phone but she said she never has checked before and then she discovers and uncovered a slew of text uh and dating app profiles and social media DMS proving that he'd been cheating on her with other women and she's like you should have died in that car accident ████ yeah well you
3:23 know she's got she has to rationalize in that moment she talks about this in a video and she's got two kids with him so she's like look I'm you know I'm just oh that's rough baffles on one percent anyways yeah he is on one percent unplug his ass so she spends months she spends months nursing him back to health what helping him relearn how to walk this ████ does talk eat you know what I mean how to like reuse that late like this is how a cheater walks you walk like this what if this fool has Amnesia when he comes back he goes who am I she's like a cheater
4:13 this is how a cheater eats here we got this at the infidelity so petty right the ████ up part is she nurses them back to health and it takes months and she learns she teaches them how to walk like a cheater um Talk eat walk like a chicken and use his phone again and then the second he's able to use all these skills again he cheats again oh how does he cheat again like the second he learns how to use his phone again oh he goes baby I'm good enough back to the dating apps right back to the game this guy's a scumbag this guy sucks I got handed a second chance and he ████ up dead not a devil's advocate but maybe like a mid-tier demon Advocate yeah again her behavior and how she like simped after his ████ kind of validates his ████ yeah it allowed
5:03 him to do that like you can see the climate in the relationship like dude you just let him walk all over you kind of deal even if he's like the father of her children though yeah that's tough there's like another person's life or two other people's lives in perspective that you're like she's maybe putting it it's messed up what he's doing but it's it's equally messed up that she doesn't stand up first how difficult is it to find a cheater how difficult though find a cheater yeah for for women to catch one yeah to catch one not not very difficult to catch because especially if somebody's how do you find one it sounds like a TV show yeah find the to find the catch that yeah it's like a TV show To Catch a Predator it's like that yeah yeah you're like gotcha ████ and then I think the other side goes but I could change him that's the part that's bad but also what
5:53 are you teaching your children that it's okay to stay with the cheater regardless if it's that's true oh you teach them You Stand By Your Man like Hillary Clinton but what about what you're good at all I'm gonna say next time to play Colleen's Advocate I mean uh you know for me the biggest thing is this motherfucker's on one percent yeah just like turn away [Laughter] diagnosis this ████ is a cheater and in a wheelchair what kind of dad are you but she might be like you know what he's a piece of ████ but he's the father of my children and I don't want them to go out without a dad so she's like they need a ████ male figure in their life do you think a bad male figures better than all right that's true that's that's the question what's better no Father Figure or a bad father as a no Father Figure Advocate you turn out great I think because you
6:45 know I did I did have father that's the difference but you're not a cheater though who Musashi that we know of I had actually on catch a cheater and I'm like oh ████ ah they got me who is your future father figure I've had several different Colonel Sanders good old Colonel Sanders good old Sunny Chiva it's like a fictional character straight to Leo who's your father Uncle Sam of Just Kidding Films so like you know how like Mike Tyson his
7:35 father figure was the the coach dude right oh yeah and then so like I think legit you just gravitate toward like oh this guy's ████ cool and then you might have wrong ones but you might have yeah sometimes yeah you get groomed too yeah but I think there's been times where different males in my family would be my father figure or role model so I think uncles and stuff I have two ████ ████ why are you laughing and you're thinking about the dirty people no I'm just looking up because you kept saying groomed and then my uncles yeah I was groomed by my him realizing like oh ████ like I think I was groomed oh my God but I think I think it's not
8:26 as simple as being like Oh no matter what you still have to have a father this and that your blood father can also be so bad that the longer you stay with this person you're gonna absorb their s█████ behaviors that's true and so if this person's kind of like uh so out of bounds that they're not gonna come back to being a good human that's just who they are then I would rather have like a stepfather or someone that's a better role model that I can learn from and be like men get mentored from a cool uncle that would grew me into becoming a good man you know yeah you think she's capable of choosing another possible Father Figure in their life considering her yeah she's she's hot yeah yeah that's kind of that's kind of what I was asking of like like she was like can
9:17 girls like can women like fight like they can tell like if someone is cheating or not or like how like I don't know I just feel like I'm just saying her her judgment and her choices to like like does she have the right judgment dude the right judgment to bring somebody else considering the fact that she allowed this to happen what she could do though is look okay you you have the one percent uh husband that's cheating you kick him out of here right and now she's a murderer yeah or whatever what and then and then but he's already he's always crazy he's already on the way out it's sideways and then you just throw on the YouTube put on some Andrew Tate and let the owl go ████ oh Mike uh you know what I mean he's a he got some good boys in agreement my story is crazy he's like he's on one percent give him some ████ you know uh a
10:08 little entertainment even and out or something maybe some Shapiro in there what a playlist this might sound kind of cold but I think the world the world would look at the situation and be like oh she worked so hard poor girl right but then I would have been like you saw the warning signs why did you invest your time into someone who wasn't going to reciprocate any goodness back to you you saw someone who repeatedly ████ up already and now you're hoping based on no evidence you're just hoping that this person will change into becoming well she she learned about it for the first time when she went through his phone because he was in the hospital but he's been cheating multiple times bro having a dating app and having Pia done multiple things for sure and then the first thing he does when he comes back to being like my dick works I'm downloading Twitter uh Twitter gold you know that's what he
10:58 does and also too like if you're a guy like cheating and you got two kids how do you have a Tinder profile out and like manage that with two kids like that's wild because he's not involved with the children yeah apparently he also like was constantly uh was constantly away for work and stuff like that in like different places so like let's say uh he was like traveling domestically for working in all those places he would like meet up with people oh wow I was like imaginary cheat yeah like I like to like pretend how I would live my life right because I leave Vegas I come to Ellie all the time and I'm like oh if I were to cheat then I'd probably be convenient to cheat after JK or something yeah yeah after JK I'm like man ████ tired Hey Joe you wanna get some fun yeah these guys have ████ bounce cheat is
11:49 so hard [Music] foreign [Music]
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