0:00 I went to a friend's Premiere one time where they did a q a and there were more people on stage than the audience I've seen those too he's like we should leave and I'm like I'm never leaving I'm involved that's how a lot of those pretentious mini film festivals are yeah yeah they don't even have enough of their own friends to watch their movies and people are just getting up and leaving while while they're like oh yeah well you know we had a great idea and we decided to and people just squeaking through their seats [Music] thank you so this is going to be a feel-good story for for a change how about some good news yeah I don't know how to react to it we got the dancers always hosting the show making us feel bad about ourselves especially Anthony I know man how come he has to ████ do that to us even Ryan and I do love you but yesterday
0:50 dude you're like this kid got drowned or something and I'm like Jesus here we go dancers are like some of the most negative people in the world this guy no it's just my algorithm is ████ because I look up one baby dying and now that's all I get Darkness Darkness surrounding I feel like dancers go on the dark web every day dancers go on the dark web every single day every single day you know what happens too when Ryan probably on Ryan's computer if you look up baby dad it's all pink links every link is pink everything only every single one yeah he's clicked on every single one of them are his ads are ████ up no it's already just suggesting products to buy it's not even news anymore bone socks off
1:40 there's no Taylor Swift or t-swift yeah I love Taylor Swifty's here are we swifties or no I don't I don't have any of her songs downloaded but it's around so much that I feel like I know all the songs I could tell you this I was very neutral before and then I saw her tiny desk performance oh was it good it was really good and then so like love Tony the fact that she writes her own music and the way she carries uh like her in between banter and how she has like a like the almost like the the the narrative for or like the movement for all like the songs that she plays and then like it just feels very authentic and I really really I think she's in our artist an amazing artist you just can't even ████ any artist that can make me feel like they're fan base like for example she makes me feel like a blonde uh 13 year old white girl yeah yeah I
2:32 think they did their job yeah like Beyonce makes me feel like a strong independent woman yeah that is fierce and ready to uh battle Lord husband cheating stay together with them yeah yeah and then and then work my job and be like I don't need no man because I got a lot of money anyway like that's base and then it makes me want to go buy Louis but Tom person and then show everybody yeah I like it when a girl has not just a pretty face and a nice butt but she can sing good too yeah that's the best she's here she's here for so fine she's doing like five nights in a row yeah Taylor Swift yeah dude not just a nice ass that's what I say about it it's causing earthquakes so check this out so she's um she's out of her concert I'm gonna turn the brightness up but not like Anthony would if there's a black person on the street and she he did that yesterday yeah he did that so he did oh I saw this wait this is Kobe Bryant's daughter uh very
3:23 sweet she comes up gives Kobe Bryant's daughter her hat and gives her a big old hug oh this gives her a kiss on a cheek and a hug cute that's awesome wait doesn't she isn't she a part of her dance team now oh wait no no no never mind I'm I'm I'm getting it mixed up with uh Blue Ivy very very young oh and you know what else I like about her she's a ████ gangster too um what was it there was like a label right that owned all her music oh yeah and it's so for her she was like well if they own all my Masters or not willing to release it I want to own my own music so she just went and re-recorded all the songs started from which is ████ like it could be 10 albums and like what 12 15 songs per album and to hit all the ad-libs all the like there's so much ████ work that goes into recording music but isn't it copyrighted how did
4:13 she re-record her own music and then they didn't get a copyright strike by YouTube well I don't know she probably has a ████ Studio connects or something yeah she probably gotta figure it out but that's a gangster ass move because a lot of people would just throw up the White Flag we've seen so many that's the first I've heard of anyone doing that yeah they'll just go ah ████ it there's nothing I can do for her she's like nah there's another way there has to be they didn't she single-handedly take us out of the recession because she was helping us with with all these ticket sales concerts crushing it her concert her ticket sales one of my clients bought some like on Thursday they said they bought like I think a eleven to twelve hundred dollars a pop and that was for like some nosebleeds I've never even heard of artists selling out like six days in the same yeah usually it's like one or it's like two or three nights yeah she makes like 2.3 million in just for Merch for each concert she's going from like Thursday to lunch I think
5:03 Monday or Tuesday dude that's how many ████ days that place is what 78 and everyone there is paying ████ two thousand dollars a park even but do you think swifties are getting a ticket every single day so they can watch your six days straight some people probably doing that yeah some people probably follow the tour like there's people that do ████ like that for uh but she's not just doing it here she's doing it everywhere there's like insane ████ masculine dudes in the Crowd Oh yeah they're they're her groupies dude I saw Aaron Rodgers quarterback ████ Hall of Famer feature Hall of Famer he was in the crowd dude you know when he's warming up you know what he's listening to I mean it's because she makes all of us feel like a Junior High girl yeah a good show is a good show man like and and that's gonna be top production her music's just amazing like writing wise if you're a music nerd you can appreciate it yeah it's good everybody can like it I haven't really listened to
5:53 any of her albums I don't download any of them listen to the tiny desk oh listen I mean it's just her just turning the piano on a guitar but like first form of music you could put butts and seats like that for that much like obviously what you have is way crazier than anybody what's the last concert you bought tickets for besides Bad Bunny um that's a good question you went to see Bad Bunny this is I saw scissor oh it was really good huh who's that she's uh just like an R B artist she's very popular we're gonna go see Kali uchis at the Hollywood Bowl yeah I've never been to the Hollywood Bowl for for a concert like that some mosquitoes get bit and ████ that's cool yeah you do get bit a lot yeah yeah that's I'm cool with that but yeah Taylor Swift is freaking popping off my freaking stupid the second Studio I sold is now a Taylor Swift pop-up Studio really they redesigned all the sets to be Taylor swift-based oh whoa yeah so they Oliver
6:45 like you know heirs tour like kind of uh it like showcases all of her past like work the studio got remodeled so that all of her different like albums and music videos it looks like that that's very smart of the new owner it's really smart what a move Victorian General has been on a huge decline right like the last big group yeah like live events in general yeah it's been John Stamos and the Beach Boys and then now you got Phillip and Taylor Swift coming out because John Stamos joined the Beach Boys if you guys heard about that did he really are you ████ kidding me John John Stamos is in the Beach Boys wait like Uncle Jesse singing it's Jesse of Jesse and the Rippers Jessica the Rippers dude yeah it was him and uh it's his band in the initial rippers yeah yeah but nobody nobody talks about tourism anymore you ever heard about anybody talking about tour I only found out about about the Beach
7:35 Boys and John Stamos the last tour I heard about that what made news was Matt Rice Comedy Tour really yeah oh ████ well people golden Coachella and then like massives and then they'll do like well 88 Rising which is that's not one group yeah it's not a tour no you're right it's not a tour and that's when's the last time you heard about a tour that everyone's like gotta go to the see that ████ bad bunnies tour bad Bunny's tour is pretty ████ bad dude that's true in Latin music you don't we don't hear about those but those are the biggest freaking things bro and because he was going from United States and he was doing in Central America he was going everyone all of those countries did you guys ever follow artists that hardcore though where you would like go to their tour no but I wouldn't like follow the tour no I accidentally went
8:25 to a Carly Rae Jepsen concert one time how did you accidentally I was like I was at Universal CityWalk with this ████ ticket in my hand what he bought it yeah friends the night before wake up with a ████ ticket about him at the university did you like it and I'm wearing her shirt so when you get blackout drunk you go to a concert you even bought a merch yeah I'm wearing her shirt yeah hoodie no no I was I was actually there already it was like me and my friends and then we just heard like like something started we're like what the ████ going on and we go over to that area and like there's a Carly Rae Jepsen like you know how like when you're when an artist is first coming out they like tore them all over malls and ████ yeah it was like that oh cool but like it was when Call Me Maybe had just come out like just oh so this is like oh wow yeah yeah yeah oh dope and then I remember being in the crowd and I'm such an ████ um you had cold I was like playing Call
9:16 Me Baby nobody ████ cares play call me baby the whole time oh she was doing her like B-side track she's doing all her ████ and it was so boring it was so boring but I was like you gotta do call me maybe and then she wouldn't and then I think she did this just to ████ ████ with me a little bit she left and then did call me maybe but when she did call me maybe people went nah everyone lost their minds yeah dude that that's was that on the radio at the time yeah it was like the biggest song oh so she just started that was such a huge freaking song it was a huge song Insane yeah that's a song where you're like I don't get it but I'm on board I love it yeah yeah I feel like live shows and all that's coming back I think people are warming back up to like being normal again it's because like Margot Rob I mean the ████ Barbie and Oppenheimer they had a huge turnout during the week the the
10:08 opening weekend and then they're saying like oh wow people are going back to the movies now they thought it was that I really liked the movie experience so it would suck to see like because I think for a while they're like really scared because the numbers just kept dwindling doing and doing and I love the movie experience do you think that like these bespoke kind of artsy theaters would be able to survive if movie going wasn't popular for the average person hell no like Alamo like Alamo Theater it's like a lot of like Cinema lovers yeah it's Gotta Be families It's gotta be family yeah that's what I was like I was like thinking oh maybe they'll always have their core audience but maybe that's not true if ArcLight closed dude's gone yeah because ArcLight probably had the most like Cinema lovers that you could possibly get and they aren't glad it's gone yeah yeah Cinerama Dome gone yeah really oh wow holy ████ I thought Alan
10:58 will survived because of the drinks and the food and stuff yeah it's a little bit like a it's like a hipster idea it's more of an experience yeah but even then that that makes their profit margin like they have to make more money to like the ArcLight business model was really to do easy to duplicate though like all these theaters now all of them you can choose your seats before all of them don't play like you know like the stupid commercials whatever they just go straight to the previews like a lot of them just changed but you know where they ████ up they're missing one element they need the announcer oh yeah that guy's cool there's always that one guy with the curly hair yep and then they do the announcement I do like that sure we just want to check on your sound experience make sure everything's real chill I love those dudes has anybody ever done a prank where at the end of a random film they make a fake q a and none of these people worked out the movie oh my God that'll be we're gonna get a q a from
11:49 some of the guys that worked on production some of the crew Colleen gaffer I definitely went to a friends I went to a friend's Premiere one time where they did a q a and there were more people on stage than the audience oh I've seen those two though those are really out I loved every second because like we should leave and I'm like I'm never leaving I'm involved but but that's how a lot of those that's how a lot of those pretentious mini film festivals are yeah yeah they don't even have enough of their own friends to watch their movies ████ rough dude and people are just getting up and leaving while while they're like oh yeah well you know we had a great idea and we decided to and people just ████ squeaking through their seats [Laughter] nobody gives a ████ like you think they were bro nobody gives them but that's tough oh
12:40 yeah that hurts my feelings it feels good yeah I feel like all the movies that cater to just families and entertain them and the normal general public Mass Market they always win yeah pretentious artists always ████ lose because even the concession stands like just the regular snacks crushes yeah everyone tries to be fancy and ████ like people just want ████ gummy bears wagyu corn dog yeah they just want a ████ hot dog like just some normal ████ yeah people try to go so fancy when I just saw barbie too my buddy's like I'll buy the tickets you get the concessions right and I was like okay cool no problem it's like even and then when I got the concessions I'm like ████ spending 55 and I'm like this son of a ████ tickets are 15 bucks you ████ good
13:32 man that was a 50 sausage they're good they're good too because the drink is like oh you like a small and it's like it's a medium large and it's like a two cent difference for the large so you gotta upgrade is 41 obese no they only this is like small Yeah medium and large and to upgrade it's like three cents they're like they're like like a 18-wheeler center caps for the wheels yeah yeah I do like movie theaters where the slurpee machine is outside so you can just refill whatever you want yeah [Music]
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