0:00 [Music] Wait, you'll never have a girlfriend? >> Yeah. Like, so >> you can't crush us? >> Like, you're refusing. You're refusing. >> That's the issue cuz I crushed too much. >> He's back. He's back. >> He's sick. He's sick. >> He's tight. He's tight. >> Like, yeah. Opportunities to have a relationship. >> It's all I've ever done. You just say no. >> All I just He got that dong. >> That's all you've done is refuse. >> You have a perfect dog. You didn't say anything last video. This video just goes, "He's got that dog." >> That's it. >> I'm like, I was listening to you. Yeah. >> What is it about boyfriends that are just way more better than girlfriends? >> Wait, what do you mean? >> Cuz you say you don't want girlfriends, so I'm just thinking you just want boyfriends. >> No, no, no. I didn't say I don't No, no, no. That's actually cool.
0:50 >> All I don't think I'll ever have a girlfriend again is what I >> again? So only boyfriends? >> What happened? No, I was heartbroken. >> It's not even that. >> You were heartbroken. >> It's not even that my ex dated Justin Gates for 4 years. It's not even that. >> Okay. Wait, wait, wait. >> That's a joke. She did, but that's a >> Yeah, she did. >> I don't care that much. >> I don't care. She dated a really cool fighter after me. All right. >> Oh, yeah. My my ex married Dan Harmon. What do you think of that, ████ >> Oh, yeah. >> Wait, who's Dan Harman? >> If we're name dropping here, I guess we might as well put it all on the table. Dan Harman, you ever heard of Rick and Morty before? >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. But didn't it get cancelled? >> Yeah, a little bit. >> I think so. Yeah. >> No, Justin Royland did. All right, I won't put that on Dan. >> No, if we're if we're going to put our ████ on the table, my ex married Dan Harmon. What do you think of that? >> Are you happy about it or not? >> I feel it devastates me.
1:43 >> Actually, no. >> You're such an Yeah. No, it doesn't. I'm good. >> Oh ████ A big time fighter, dude. >> Oh, yeah. He a big boy. >> Damn. >> Damn. You got that bad boy >> act ████ around with that ████ >> Are they still together? >> I I don't know. I mean, I saw He was at UFC this weekend. I was there. >> I think I saw him at an event. I think I saw her. >> I mean, I'd be mad if I were you, too. >> No, I'm actually not. I'm >> not ████ mad. You're >> literally human. >> How long ago was this? >> When was your last time you had like a real >> spiral >> relationship? I kind of had like a I I was seeing like my >> I don't even know if I want to say this. >> Say it. >> I was seeing like this this maybe like a crush growing up on TV. Okay. >> I I like the one you know that one that you grow up and like whatever. I was see
2:34 that was like the last like thing that >> dude. No, not yours in the 80s. Mine. Okay. >> My bad. I forgot you're born in like 2005. I'm >> actually I was banging Dan Harmon. Damn, that's a twist. >> So, how long ago was this? Like >> that was like two years, maybe. >> So, that was your last one. And you decided from that point on, no more. >> No, it wasn't even that. It was just like I did actually did put a lot of effort into that. I put more effort into that than I put in with that relationship with that girl. >> I told you. >> Um, and it just like didn't work out. And I was like, I don't think I could ever like do that >> process again. >> Yeah. I was buying her bags. We were going on trips. Like, I was doing all this ████ And I was like, I don't think I ever want to do that again. >> Cuz we don't all want bags. >> Yeah, but she she probably like >> But I want the table. >> We all like bags.
3:24 >> Hey, bags. ████ the bags. >> Yeah, you save money. At least it's just the trip, not the bag. >> Yeah, it was it wasn't even about the bread. It was more like the effort and like the mental space. And then so then I just went on a like a month trip to Europe and I I was like, "Oh, I fell in love with this girl in uh when I was in Paris." And then I went to London and I was like, "Oh, I I actually really like this girl." And then I went to Abiza and I was like, "Oh, no. I really like this girl." And I was like, "Oh," and then I forgot about the other girl and I was like, "Oh, I physically won't be able to have these experiences if I have a girlfriend because I won't be able to go." Oh, you know what I mean? So, you're trying to go international. >> Fair. Yeah. >> Buddy, I'm already international. All right. That's why you'll never have a ████ girlfriend, dude. >> See, that was the realization that I had. And I'm like, I don't think I will deprive myself of these like not opportunities, but like of these experiences that I really do like enjoy.
4:14 I'm like, "Oh, this is so fun." Whether they're with girls or not, like if you have a girlfriend, you're kind of like, "Ah, I got to >> Yeah. So stay my girlfriend. He's not ready to settle down." >> Yeah. But then you see Leo who's like 50 something in the club and I'm like, >> "That's whack." >> Yeah. >> You're not going to whack forever this point on. >> So ████ whack. >> Yeah. That's how I feel right now. >> I see. I see. But >> yeah, cuz you said ever. >> But listen, you see you think it's whack leaving the Chateau Marmont at like 2:00 a.m. after having a great night with a with a cute girl like Leo's leaving there. You think that's whack? >> You're 50 something. >> But what is the age map? >> Yeah. No, but that's fine. But it's also like, don't you think like at a certain point you want something a little bit more with substance? >> I thought I did and then I just >> Look, Leo was on Epstein's Island, brother. >> Was he? >> Yeah, dude. He's on. You know what I mean? >> No. Yeah, dude. >> Okay, here's what I'll say about Epste.
5:05 Hold on. >> That's your hero. >> Hold on. Let's get Let's get into Epstein's Island cuz I am on that. No, I'm just kidding. No, >> you wish you're on that list. Defend yourself now. >> You were four years old when that list was made, dude. >> I don't know. There's people Isn't like Adam Sandler on that list, too, and ████ >> I don't know. >> No, I don't. But here's the thing. >> Shoot him. Maybe. >> Shoot him. >> Here's what I'll say about this. >> If a really rich billionaire called me up and was like, "Hey, I want to fly out to my island." >> Okay. Jet skis, Bono. It's going to be sick. >> You just have to subway dig the hole. >> No. No. Here's the thing. >> But here's the thing. I'm glad you said that. >> You don't know that's the case. You just go, >> I'm going. >> ████ yeah. >> And you get there, it's Airhead all day. You got to get Airhead. >> No, but you you you fly there, right? And and they write down Giani Polo flew
5:56 to Epstein's Island. They're feeling you out first. They're not just pulling out kids immediately. You're right. You're right. 100% telling you what's in there. >> So, you get there and they're feeling you out. They go, "Oh, maybe he's not into this s███." You fly home. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Then then they fly you back. Be like, "Oh, like you want girls here?" You're like, "Yeah, I like girls here." You get there. >> That girl seems a little young. But >> this is weird. >> I like them young. I like them. >> Serve it up. >> Clip that. >> Get my biff. >> Clip that. >> Get my biff. >> Clip that. >> No, but here's the thing. So now you're on this flight log and you just went maybe they felt you out a little bit. So I will defend some of those people like maybe they didn't know what they were getting by association. >> I will defend I will defend some of those people. >> Was he there a lot? >> What's what's his reputation? He likes Oh
6:46 >> show me the names and I'll show you the party. >> Okay. But you could say that he likes Maybe he likes 19 and 20 year olds but like you that's a big >> It's a fine line. It's a fine line. >> Yeah, that's a big joke, right? >> I think he does. It's a fine line. >> I don't know, man. I'm just defending that because you can't just You're getting roped into pedophilia. You're Hey, you're 50. You like 19year-olds? That's a little funny. I think >> it is a little >> I guess. I guess. >> How many 19-year-olds you talk to? >> I I I don't talk to any >> Exactly. >> Yeah. >> Like, how old are you? >> 50 likes 19year-olds. Now we know. That's what I say. 50. >> How many? >> He just said, >> "I got to kill this guy. unit. >> 50 year olds is what I meant. >> I was being too cool. I was being too cool. >> 50 years old. >> Here's my question. Here's my question. >> I want a case. >> Here's my question. The girl you met in
7:36 London. >> Yeah. >> Super off topic. >> Yeah. >> But London and Paris, they're known for stanky ass armpits. >> Yeah. Is that true? >> London, too, is known for >> Did your girl have that stank of dank or what? >> Oh, yeah. Did she have hairy armpits? Cuz that's what they said. >> Well, the girl that I met in in Paris was from She was German. Oh, >> through the traveler. >> She flew in. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Fair enough. Fair enough. Sorry. You guys can continue back on your topic. >> No, they didn't have sticky armpits. I'm trying to think if I've ever I don't know if I've ever even dealt with that. Honestly, the girls with the stinkiest armpits ever met are like LA like Aerowan girls. >> Damn. It's cuz they just came out from working out. >> Vegan. That ████ don't work. >> So, how often how often do you have to give to let someone down easy? I'm sure they have high hopes when they were like dating you. >> Yeah. But I I like since that I have
8:28 like even this girl who I um who I met like a while ago, she DM' me yesterday. I literally have a voice message. She DM'd me yesterday and she was like, "Uh, hey, I always thought you were really cute. Like we never really and I just said just stop while you're ahead. You look like a lover girl." And it's just not my thing. I have a voice message >> now. She wants even more. >> You want to play it? >> Hold it. Hold it close to the camera though. lover girl. >> I was like I was like you seem like a lover girl. I'm just not looking for anything. >> I've never heard of anyone being called a lover girl. >> Yeah, you had to review it first. >> Hey, lover boy is wholesome but not into it. >> You just I can just tell >> Oh, you swear to God. >> Put it right here. Put it right here. Put it to the mic. Put it to the mic. >> Dude, this Giani guy is hilarious. >> I remember making myself look like an idiot for the bit. >> Like this Justin Gayy thing. I'm going
9:19 to kill myself now. Let me see. Put it right to the mic, >> dude. By the way, your buddy right now is like, "Oh, ████ He's really doing this." >> My brother. >> I wish you could cut to his buddy right now. Brother. >> Oh, no ████ way. >> Oh ████ It's your brother. >> All right. Wait, where do I put it? >> Right here. You know, Mike, you work on film sets. >> It's a recurring theme. You just I can just tell your energy. You're a lover girl. That's what you need. And I think that's what you should go after because I It just always happens where, you know, I mean, I end up being the bad guy cuz I don't want love. >> All right. I'm going to read what she says. >> This is who I am, you know. >> No, you honest guy. That's what I'm saying. Like, I'm not trying to lead anyone up. >> I'm going to watch you even more now. >> She goes, "Okay, love. I could get him." >> This is a This is actually a funny response by her, so kudos to her. She goes, "Okay, love. I wasn't thinking that deep into it, but I appreciate the honesty. ████
10:09 >> I just wanted to suck your >> Now I'm not attract." >> She just want to clap your cheeks. And before it was like three text messages. >> I think I've ever said lover girl in my life. >> Unless I was reading from a corny. >> When I met her, she genuinely seemed like a girl that, you know, those >> What does it seem like? Well, you give us the qualities. >> She's just very like like talking about like life and and spirituality, having kids, >> all that stuff. Yeah. And I'm just like I >> They're the freakiest though. >> You think so? >> She eat your butt. >> But she's the one that dates you. >> She's the one that lock you in. says, "You must have my child." >> I've been in that situation, too, and I'm like, "I can't." >> Sometimes on this guy's close friends, you'll post like screenshots from some of these girls that hit you up >> and they're always like, "When are you
11:00 going to fly me out? Give me a bag." And like those messages are actually pretty crazy, >> but you're exposed to a different demograph. >> You should be like, you should be like, "Sure." And then you send them a Ross bag. >> Like a Ross like >> Yeah. Yeah. You know, Logan I lost dress. >> They didn't say what kind of bag. >> That's actually a good point. But you know, >> send them a ████ grocery bag at Trader Joe's. Like >> the issue with with like I don't think KJ Appa from Riverdale is having girls being like, "Get me a bag." The issue is like being affiliated with a show that's like rap culture. >> They treat us like rappers. So like >> they're like, "Fly me out. Get me a bag." Like you know, every rapper is like, "Oh, we don't get paid like you dog." like you put, you know, and I also think that a lot of these rich guys >> who aren't cool
11:50 >> have ruined it for like the people who are have great personalities and are fun and all this stuff because they now a lot of these girls in LA, they don't even care about what you are anymore. They just want money or be be on a boat somewhere or a trip. You see it on Instagram. >> Princess treatment is the standard. >> The rich guys, the rich guys have ruined it because they they've never they don't need to do anything. They just need to go, "Okay, yeah, I want to fly come my yacht." >> Yeah. And they ruin it cuz then now one of us like genuine people are like, "Hey, let's hang out." And they're like, "Well, why don't I hang out with you for free? I'm getting paid to go hang out with this guy." >> But you seem like a lover girl, so I don't really want to talk. >> You ever played uh Blood in the Sand? >> I didn't. >> Blood Money, bro. >> Blood Money.
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