0:00 Do we have anyone >> I need more quiver on your lower lip? Why am I not seeing quiver? What is wrong with you? >> Is anyone in your in the gay community to give me some type of like like that? We're not laughing at it. You are you had you had a gay experience in high school, right? >> No. What the >> he got by a gay? [Music] >> All right. Who is uh before I ask you the question I want to ask who's the uh biggest celebrity female actress that you would dream of working with? >> That's a good like honestly probably Zenai is the biggest. So if you're in a movie with Zenia right now, you're you're popping. But who I would actually genuinely enjoy working with probably right now, Florence Pew. >> Oh, dope. I think she's dope. >> She's sick. All right. >> I've DM'd her. She's >> She didn't respond. She Did she open?
0:51 >> I think she's dating someone right now. >> Were you trying to holler? You trying to get a work opportunity? >> Both. I don't know. >> Who knows? >> Yeah, why not? Both. We We already know he frees, dude. >> He poops, dude. >> Let's say let's say like you're stuck in this pickle, right? Let's say that you're on a movie with Zenia, right? >> You guys are love interests. >> Um >> Spider-Man's there watching. >> Yeah. Yeah. Spider-Man, >> the love interest starts to bleed offcreen for her or she starts to kind of have a thing for you, but you're Mr. I never want a girlfriend. >> How do you navigate this? >> Dating and diet. >> Yeah. >> Doing it. >> Why going all in whatever your brother got 100 mil on the ground doing it? >> Yeah.
1:41 >> No. Uh I don't know. Girl, >> I don't know. I I honestly probably not like cuz I thought before like oh that girl like my childhood crush like oh my god. And then I started like being with her and I'd be like, >> I don't know if like if I'm with her forever, this is it for me. >> You don't think Zadia is a lover girl? >> She's for sure a lover girl. For sure a lover. >> I don't know. I just have a hard time being like this is going to be the last person I'm with for the rest of my life. I have a hard time being like >> unless it's in the >> Unless it's influence. >> 100 mill in the bank, baby. >> Yeah. 100 No, not 100 mil in the bank. 100 million Instagram followers. >> Oh, I thought she probably does have probably about like 30 or 40 times. Yeah, you're probably 40. >> Okay, so you're not you're open to >> I'm not that shallow. I'm just being funny. But yeah, I >> I'm open to dating if she has more than 100 million. >> A little suspicious.
2:31 >> Here's a Hey, here's the real question. >> Yeah. >> You get a new contract. >> ████ a lot of money. All right. >> Yeah, boys are going to be on a P. Sounds like a lot of money on a PJ. It's up. All right. >> Yeah. But you got to get railed. >> You got to get railed. >> It's a railing scene, >> brother. Yeah. >> You're going to get railed in the butt. Like a jail. >> It's It's a jail scene. >> It's simulated. >> But it's fake. But it's fake. >> But you got to wear those noodles. >> You got to get American History X. How much money are we talking? Like you need to give me You need to give me like We're talking like 5 mil. >> 5 mil. >> And you got to you got to be like Spider-Man. You need >> No, no, no. Yeah. Oh, I'm doing it. 5 mil. >> No. No. >> Did you see what I'm talking about, though? >> Spider-Man's taking back shots. >> Steve, that's what What movie is that? Tom Tom Holland he's taking back shot >> Tom Holland getting back shot in the bathroom. >> Yeah, dude. I was like biting his lip
3:22 and everything like you like >> Steve said 5 mil and he's like, "Oh yeah, I'll do it." No, we got to give him a solid realistic number. >> Uh 250,000. >> No, wait. Okay, here's here's the thing. I said I would play gay >> like like I there has been a couple auditions that have recently come in the past couple weeks that I've turned down that were gay roles just because they're like >> I don't want to play I don't want to hook up with a guy on ████ Amazon Prime. Like give me a if you give me like a ████ a Denny Velu like Doomed movie on Max. >> Yeah. Yeah. And this movie is going to like be with a big director and it's an artistic film. It's beautiful. Brokeback Mountain. Yes, I would. I would do that. >> An ang Lee joint, >> brother. Brother, >> I'm not taking my balls out. I'm peacocking. Just not happening. All right.
4:13 >> We're not peacocking a >> All right. Fine. Fine. How about this? How about this? How about this? >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. >> 500K on Amazon Prime. Okay. But not on your biggest like Paramount, something that big that's going to hit you hard. 250K. >> I can't do it. I >> Why'd you lower it? >> The biggest. He's like, "But the guy's really hot." And I'm like, "F███ it. I'll do it." >> Okay. Let me put it like this. Let me put it like >> $5 million. >> You're in a movie. You're playing a game and the camera's right here on you. It's like It's like a focus right here. >> I don't need to hear the rest of the closeup. No, no, no. But but you you there's a moment where he's the guy's behind you and stuff. And then you're just looking at the camera and you're like, "Oh my." >> And does that make the movie? >> It's in the movie. Yeah. >> And it's in the trailer. I was just going to say >> the Red B trailer. The Red Bear trailer. >> Who? Wait, who's who's banging me?
5:04 >> U Diamond Hans >> doing it. >> Okay, dude. >> I like him. He's a good actor. >> Can't be. >> Yeah. >> The Rock. Yeah. >> Okay. How about this for uh for 3 mil? Okay. >> Yes. >> You're going to Okay. The The movie It'll be a nice movie. Nothing crazy. You You're going to be gay. It's going to be a good movie though. But they they go up to you and they're like, "Hey, for the marketing for this, I think it'd be really really huge if you came out as gay in real life. >> It's massive. Massive." >> Or at least buy at least buy by doing that cuz that would be ████ huge. But then you, you know, after 5 years, you can come back in. >> Or or they do a thing where like at every red carpet event that you do or any press junket, your co-star, your male co-star, you guys got to be really flirty and you guys got to like >> Oh, will they, won't they? You got to be
5:55 like, you got to be like the cat from Fantastic 4. You guys are like ████ You guys are ████ doing all this ████ >> No. ████ He's got hand on your waist. >> Me and Pedro Pascal are just like >> Pascal. Yeah. >> Yeah. Would you do for 3 mil? >> No. I'm saying it doesn't really matter about the money. It's more of like, is this a good career move? Is this going to be a good film? Is it going to be like >> It will be a good film. >> Is that going to just be like me just being gay cuz people just want to see me naked or whatever. That's why I need it. But the dirt is microwave. >> Would you ever consider having the promotion bleed into your real life like that? >> No shot. >> Oh wow. Okay. It would need to be I'm in the movie and I'm doing this to like like a Brokeback Mountain type like oh we're doing this to further the gay community or further this artistic thing and then I'm straight in real life and I'm cool and I have an as Rolex. >> Check this out.
6:46 >> It's a David Fincher movie. >> Yeah. Oh, I'm in. Here's my favorite. >> Close up on your face. >> No, I'm in. Dude, >> you're getting railed from behind and you're like, "Oh my ████ >> Cuz it's a Ver movie. You got to do 70 ████ seven takes." >> That's so true. >> Oh, we didn't get it. We didn't We didn't get it. I hate it. I ████ hate it. >> Do it again. >> David's like, "We're doing this for two weeks >> until I get it exactly right." >> What is this character that keeps saying, "Oh, my ████ terribly written gay gay character." Okay. But >> any any hangers on the >> Do we have anyone? >> I need I need more quiver on your lower lip. Why am I not seeing quiver? What is wrong with you? >> Is anyone in your in the gay community to give me some type of like like that? We're not laughing at you are you had a
7:36 gay experience in high school, right? >> No. What the ████ >> You got groomed by a gay guy. He groomer. He got >> He got groomed by gay guy. Yeah. Yeah. And he gave gay thought to all kinds of gay people. >> Gay gay. >> These guys tripping. They're all tripping. >> The ████ going on? They ████ Did you hear Steve stories? >> He's the one I actually got to touch. >> Well, I got to say I got to say, >> oh, ████ you. >> I got to say career is over. >> This is the women's chat right now. >> That didn't become part of my fantasies and stuff like that like with you. He's >> the He's the one who actually got the whole world on me. I don't get touched. Sorry, we don't we don't have a we don't have a person like that for you at the moment. >> Gay. >> Can I phone a gay friend? >> Consult.
8:27 >> Would you would you be in a movie that you're not gay? But you are completely ████ on Rhode Island the whole movie. >> I would prefer to do that. >> No, I'm just kidding. No, I don't know. I'm like ████ on >> I don't know. I don't feel like I'm like There are some people like I like I'm from here. Like this is my ████ Like I I'm not like that. >> Island. I've never heard that before. >> No, no, no. I'm saying not >> like Providence, ████ >> Like MGK is like Cleveland till I die. That's a thing. >> I'm not like that with Rhode Island. >> No, but of course no one calls Providence. >> I'm like Rhode Island, but I moved to um to Malibu. It's actually really nice. So I I actually I like Malibu. I I rep till I die. >> Mal. >> Yeah. >> Tired of your mom finding all your porn sites? >> Don't let that happen again with vp.net. It's the only VPN that can't spy on you. Every other VPN can technically see what
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10:08 that was I not really believe >> only if you want an Oscar >> my brothers. Yeah. >> Are you are you at all like is Oscar like a goal? Like in your mind that you're like I want to go for that kind of thing. >> Um it would be cool but I'm not like I need an Oscar. Like >> he's more of an Emmy guy, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. He's more of an Emmy guy. >> No, but I I'm not like that's not my end all be all but like it'd be sick. >> There are some actors that are like like I don't know. No, I just don't think that that like people give a ████ anymore about like an Oscar. >> Clip it. >> Yeah. >> Do you think Do you think it was before? Do you think it was before Will or was it after Will? >> Yeah. Can we actually cut that? My puppet is going to kill me. >> No one cares. There's no value. >> No, I'm just saying like like it that used to be like the thing that the pinnacle of like if you got that now some actors are like getting Oscars and
10:58 like yeah, they're not even working next year. >> That's true. >> That's what I What about Adrien Brody? That happened to him. He got it for the pianist and then he didn't really work much. He got like like straight to DVD movies for years after that. He just recently finally got back in the mix and just won again. >> It's not even about like Zenaia. Like she's like like everything Tom Holland like they're just doing like popcorn movies and like this and that. Like it's not really that's not the popping thin anymore kind of. I don't know. >> Well, look how long it took Leo to get one, right? >> Yeah. >> I know. >> Yo, he's got a beak because other ████ better ████ came out every time he >> Look at Scorsese, bro. He was like 80 when he >> and he's made the best movies like ever. >> But it's cuz he was competing with other ones that fit the the kind of Oscars criteria. >> Yeah. >> But those guys are wrong so much. >> Yeah. Cuz you can't judge longevity at that point. >> Yeah. >> No way. Who can? >> Okay. Do you have any more scenes for
11:48 him to do? >> Close up on his face and then he goes, "Oh my butt." >> It's mostly the one I keep going thinking about. It's one in a row. >> And then it says a David Fincher film. >> And then at the beginning just be like this >> and I'd be like, "Can we try it?" Okay, try it again. But let's do my ████ butt this time. Thank you. We'll try that. Thank you. >> So you >> I didn't see that in the rewrites this morning. >> Okay. That's nice that you actually You never played a gay character. >> I have not. No. >> Okay. >> But that's next though. That's next. >> Yeah. No, but you got to believe at a certain point >> you're ████ killing it. Like Pedro. >> Oh, it's going to happen. You're saying it's inevitable. >> It's going to happen. >> Yeah, you're going to be ready. All >> I'm saying be ready.
12:38 >> All I'm saying is I believe you're going to go far. Okay. Thank you. >> S is trying to say that everyone gets groomed at some point. >> So you think So you think playing a gay guy You think playing a gay guy is like can't get out of way then what what he's doing now? He's like He's like, "Brother, you're killing it, but you're almost able to play again. You're almost there. >> Brother, you're not quite there yet. Maybe a couple more movies on Paramount or whatever." >> No, all I'm saying is there's going to there's always the head honchos. >> Oh, you going to be like, "This kid's killing it." >> Yeah. >> Come kiss me. >> No, let's >> Yeah. I want to see his butthole. >> Yeah. You know what I'm saying? There's going to be the guy be he's ████ killing it. >> Yeah. Cuz didn't Terry Cruz have like he got on set by Yeah. So like when do you get so successful where a producer wants to fumble you? >> Dude, if Terry Cruz was here right now,
13:29 so be like, "Hey, you got grabbed by that guy. What the >> Hey, you're the guy that got grabbed. >> Hey, you got grabbed." >> I would not say that. What's wrong with you, man? But yeah. >> Oh my god. >> So, cheers, brother. So, >> my dog, man. He feels bad for Thank you guys for having a girlfriend. >> That's such an endorsement. >> That's one thing. >> Dude, that concept. >> Hey, >> he's not he's not a gay guy, but he's still pretty good. I think he's almost there. >> What do we think about um like now they're saying that you can only play gay characters if you're gay in real life? You can only play disabled characters. >> You're probably hoping for that, huh? If you're ████ wishing that's the case. >> What do you mean? >> Yeah. If that's what people are saying, you're like, "Oh, I'm not gay. I can't play this." You can't play it. >> You can't play it.
14:19 >> You want to do you want to ruin that opportunity for yourself? >> No. But I'm just saying like what do you guys think of like people like even people >> like say for example a movie gets made from financers cuz they go oh why Phoenix is going to be in this film and he's going to play trans and he's going to get the the thing but then there's backlash from the trans community that's like well he's not trans so why is he taking a role from a trans role? Then a trans actor signs onto the movie and the financers go oh we're not going to make our money back they're not walking Phoenix so the movie doesn't happen. And then that never gets made. What do you What do you guys think? >> I think Christian Bale played a magician one time and he was not a magician. >> And he nailed it. >> Probably took a role away from a magician, too, if you think about it. >> Make all the movies and just let people complain. >> Yeah, exactly. By the way, they always make their money. And look, we were talking about earlier like Lilo and Stitch, the new one. People were saying that the little girl in it is not authentically whatever the ████ from wherever the ████ And guess what? They made a billion dollars off of it. So,
15:09 nobody gave a ████ >> Yeah. Your argument didn't win basically. Yeah. But didn't they recast her or someone? >> They recast someone in one of those movies. >> They probably have. >> Well, recently it was like Lilo and Stitch. I think >> I'm not quite sure. >> Is it It's not fair. Like I just think like Yeah, you're right. Like Christian Bale not like that's actually a great analogy where it's like we're actors. We're >> It's the craft. >> Well, I was saying earlier like Keith Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaals, right? They they played gay guys and I don't think it would have been as powerful a performance if they were actual gay guys. I think it was like actually more incredible that they were able to pull that off, make it seem like they're in love with each other because they were two straight guys. Like it was just more interesting, I guess, because of that. >> I agree. >> Is there behind the scenes of after their scenes scenes where they're just like, "Oh, ████ dude. Oh, you're gay." >> Dude, you were ████ into that. You
15:59 liked it, bro. >> Oh, he's got a motor. Look, he's got a motor. >> Video village angle. Did you see that ████ He's gay, bro. >> Hey, where's the second PA motor? Where is he? >> But like, imagine if you told gay people they can't play straight. No, exactly. Exactly. >> Oh my god. That >> dude, what about Gerard Deardu? He's a >> Dude, I was literally at a party last night and I was talking to this kid. He just booked a big show um that he's about to go film and he uh was he's playing gay in this and he's like, "I almost like don't I never want to play gay cuz he's like cuz I just don't want to be like the gay guy." They get like put into that. So he was like, "I almost like don't want to play gay. I just want to like be like a a regular character or whatever." He was saying even that where it's like, "Oh, that's weird." Like the he's even gay and he doesn't want to play gay. No, you know what I was thinking of? This guy named Rupert something, but he was in everything like throughout the 90s. Rupaul. >> No, Rupert something. He's like British,
16:50 but he like >> Rupert Grin. >> Thank you. And he's he's like hella gay, but he was like he was like a sex symbol for like middle-aged women like >> Oh, this guy. >> Oh, no. Not that guy. >> Oh, that's that's that's Ron Weasel. >> I'm thinking >> this gay guy. >> Rupert something. Roupert. like British actor, but he was like I'm telling you like I'm telling the the ████ got wet for him in the '9s and >> Rupert Murdoch. >> Everett. >> Everett. That's it. Rupert Everett. Yeah, that guy was in everything. >> Rupert Everett Ricky Martin. >> Wow. This guy was gay. >> He is. >> No, I mean he's still gay. >> He's still gay. But yes, >> this guy used to be gay. >> Everything. And that's what I'm saying. Like he would do straight rolls all the time. So like And I think it's more interesting that he was able to pull that off. >> It's like Rock Hudson. >> Yeah. Exactly. Cuz after a kissing scene, uh, he's like, "Girls." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
17:40 >> I think don't draw the line, but if you do a bad job, it's a bad job. >> That's it. >> That is hilarious to think like ████ Joe and all and and he like, "Dude, like I know we're doing a movie, but that was gay, >> brother. That was a little >> gay." He's like, "Dude, why were you hard, dude? That's ████ whack." >> ████ whack. Why' you bite your lip like that, buddy?
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