0:00 turning water into wine okay maybe like that's like his one of his famous videos Jesus what Jesus did right Jesus face greatest hits walk on water what does that do for the the homeless [Music] did everybody hear about or see the new Mr Beast video yeah what a piece of ████ really healed the blind that ████ what happened absolutely give him the context so Mr Beast made a video where he cured a thousand people of blindness what a piece of ████ ████ ████ I don't like those videos though I wanted I want them to give away like millions of dollars he already I wanted to like fill a whole house with water and then and then swim through it yeah dude I want to see him survive in
0:50 the Arctic for 24 hours is that why you don't like this this video because I thought it was really dull yeah he needs to come out with some new ████ like everybody eat a can of beans and whoever farts the first has to suck the other person's butt ████ yeah you should have submitted that that's good that's a good idea for a video yeah yes up it he's upping it in the charitable way why don't we just do that here he needs to up it in the in the in the JK party Ryan's like how can I give all my money this idea a 19 mil so it really everybody was just no everyone on Twitter that's what yeah it's funny it started this like negativity ████ storm out of nowhere and people were like what so just for quick context really cured people like blindness and he's getting back a thousand surgeries you can't make anybody have paid for a thousand surges
1:40 for people that uh um basically it's not like the blindness that like uh it's the one where it's cataracts yeah it's cataracts it's like that gray cloudy film that's like in your eye that can be removed and then you're given like a new like ████ that's ████ dope yeah so it's a 10 minute surgery that usually on average is like 3 700 bucks for a regular it's just priced out of a lot of people's range yeah even though it's a simple surgery so he ████ does this for a thousand people basically pays for a thousand people's surgery and then in his videos literally people that are just reacting to sight for like the first time in a long time or or whatever you know yeah but then the funny thing is yeah Twitter for whatever reason somehow manages to take the narrative or the intention of it and then skew it into some sort of like you're doing that for clout yeah so there's a little bit of this like but there's also a good point in this which is like how ████ up is it that in our world and in the
2:32 United States of America there are people driving around who are trying to drive around who can't drive around who can't do normal things because of blindness and our medical system being as great as it is won't do ████ about it right that and that's kind of an interesting thing and all these companies you know they all talk about ad spends and all these big ad buys and ████ you know making gigantic floats for Macy's Thanksgiving Day and like all that money could be could be going towards something like this and building good ways and you can't even see them wait why you gotta dunk on the ████ Macy's Parade I'm not into phrase bro what you're telling me you're on this ████ show that you think companies spending money on floats and parades is a waste of time he's got to defend Pasadena dude dare you hey do you go to the parades though ████ no exactly you don't go to the Rose Parade look outside my window and I watch it
3:23 from there with your non-blind eyes you piece of ████ I I watch it from outside the window you can see Colorado from your yeah Prime real estate dude parades are Antiquated gas leak wise parades are Antiquated and I'm happy to talk about it during a 20 minute off the Record parades are lame as ████ though man you guys suck just fast forward it so it goes faster yes but what if you're live but if you're live Joe's like oh ████ I didn't even think about that yeah it is a really I love that Narrative of like it exposes so much of what doesn't get done and it's like no my dad he wanted to get uh but blood pressure medicine through normal means in America I think it came out to like 300 bucks a month and in Chinese newspaper the back part of the Chinese news paper is called like loopholes
4:14 section if you go in the loophole session the Chinese newspaper my dad found this Canadian pharmacy and you have to do it like a certain way but it ended up being 16 a month plus blood pressure medicine dude everything's Dallas Buyers Club bro people go to Mexico to get surgery people go to Mexico to kick pick up prescription drugs they go to Canada steroids but hey our health care System yeah there's there's also people conspiring about the idea of the biblical learning because you know some people it's a Biblical word oh the blind are being cured yeah some some religious like hardcores are like in the Bible it says that you know because his name is the Beast that in the end times someone will appear and cure them and come dude Mr Beast is the Antichrist yeah Mr Beast is the Antichrist that is
5:05 probably the funniest thing I've ever heard the Antichrist is a YouTuber that's tight that kind of like a million trees which makes sense in our generation for some weird that's what I'm saying it's kind of perfect it's so fun honestly if I was deep in the Bible like that I'd probably believe it who in our time is more Jesus like than Mr Beast that's giving ████ away all the time right wow Oprah no she's old maybe she used she used to be kind of more she's not the game dude yeah when she was giving away Vans and stuff she was for sure Antichrist yeah damn maybe Mr Beast I think Mr Beast is probably the closest thing he's not a Paul Walker maybe Joe Malia he's the leading Jesus that charitable he gives everything yeah but you give the hookers what they need that's true that's true you give the most unexpected gifts yeah I did and he hung Jesus did hang out with hookers and accountants he did yeah I heard they
5:56 used to sit on his feet he dive more into that yeah yeah he's out of the Bible did you know that did you know that Mr bees gives away so much ████ that he has to ████ take debt on to pay on for some stuff like but I have to give collateral right to yeah I'm like why didn't you just leave a little bit of money left for you and your team but he does he doesn't even care about money he's even like money yeah he wants growth he says he spends eight million dollars on YouTube videos a month yeah that's ████ crazy he's the man such a great dude insane wow dude that's literally the symptoms of the entirely he is the Jesus of our time he is can we read some tweets of people talking ████ is it is there like a list of things yeah there's ways to slow down this video I'm sorry what's the video about a few speed bumps right
6:47 you know what I'm known for a day and he'll know what he's doing wrong I'm sorry sometimes I say it and then I'm like and you can tell me to go ████ myself he's like hey what hey what's Mr B's ethnicity here we go what does he look like is he from Central Florida or Northern Florida he's from South Carolina is he a Sagittarius no it's okay you don't have to I you could tell me to ████ off I mean work off what do you think about Mr Beast versus Jesus just I'm just pitching there turning water into wine okay maybe like that's like his one of his famous videos Jesus what Jesus did right Jesus face Jesus Greatest Hits billions Mr Beast gets a ████ pizza guy to come to a house he gives him the ████ house yeah that's ████ cool Jesus could only build tables and ████ Mr Beast is building house
7:37 four bedroom to this pizza guy I'm telling one of my favorite videos of Mr Beast is he bought a car dealership and then everyone every time someone comes up he would be like all right how much you want this car for they're like um I think I'll pay like 3 000 Euros no how about 1 000 and they're like wait what no no okay okay I'll give you for 500 500 that's it final offer and they're like 500 for this card they're like oh God all right it's free just take it low balling them back yeah yeah it's great dude meanwhile Jesus was like oh come with me and ████ and that's it Ah that's it that's all you got dude Jesus water and Wine Walk On Water what does that do for the the homeless he's just showing up I saw a lot of Chinese people doing teach the
8:27 technique yeah yeah only to David Blaine do you think there were people in Jesus's time well there were people Jesus time huh that they're going to get the rest of the people they're going why are you turn all this water into wine why don't you helping out like with people with cataracts he did help that one guy look at her ex you got it only one guy and a guy turned water in the wine everybody's like ████ yeah but do you know the story of that tell us the story that right Jesus at this party and then they run out of wine right good video they run out of wine and they have all these ████ barrels right and then Jesus just goes up to it and shakes a stick and he's like yeah it's ████ wide now right and then and then they open it up and it's wine but like how do we know it's just Jesus didn't just come across the what the wedding the wedding it's a plan I'm just pitching the wedding they were ready for a lot of
9:18 people I assume and then they run out of wine but then they have the amount of wine for the amount of people I think they just ████ misplaced the wine Jesus knew about it and Jesus is just a smart cat yeah he's just resourceful he's good at finding things what if that is his power he could just find wine oh here are your eyeballs dude it's like it's like Nikki I'm walking around my place I'm like babe where's my ████ glasses and she's like oh my God I have to get up I'm gonna find him immediately I'm like yeah I know babe I can't find him anywhere she gets up and she finds him immediately maybe Jesus is just that way he just could find the thing that you Jesus but no I'm just saying I just don't know what Jesus did that's good you're kind of saying Jesus is overrated a little bit a little bit yeah I think
10:08 he gets a lot of ████ shine a lot of love we need a new Jesus it's like David Copperfield versus um Christmas yeah Chris Angel Is Not freak he used his Royal name Mindfreak can ████ fly yeah dude he like goes through walls and ████ David Blaine's like hey there's a Statue of Liberty and now it's gone but like and Jesus Jesus was never decked out in Affliction that's true he didn't have any cool change so one of the Twitter people man I just want to know dude I just feel like that's such a good example of like you just can't do anything good anymore like the the cool thing is to just go against it yeah everyone's just like when I was reading I just want my comment scene so I'm gonna say the opposite of what everyone's saying yeah well there were people that were just like mad about the healthcare industry and there's people that are mad at Mr Beast because it's
10:58 like you're doing it for attention and then there's like so many different conversations that were going on it wasn't just like one group saying like ████ you Mr Beast for being rich but I feel like it's different for Mr Beast because his whole Channel seems like it's dedicated to give everybody at the end of the day people still get positively affected whether or not but why are you monetizing bro it's like it's like Ryan said though that is a huge thing in like social media culture nowadays where it's like people just want to like have the hot take comment that gets oh they love being the first for that yeah you know what I mean it doesn't matter if it's right or wrong it's just like can I make the hot take comment that gets the most interaction yeah it's just like when when you said the thing about the tourniquets and suddenly everyone's a tourniquet expert it's like people have never probably administered it and for for real in their life or just like well actually like I just want to be the actually guy so Bart's wrong if you did get shot 30
11:48 times 30 30 tourniquets is actually not going to save you well it's actually wrong if you get shot you're supposed to ████ give head first and then a tourniquet yeah it's like people just love being that hote comment yeah just like Jesus [Music]
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