0:00 so she already knew that it was a she knew for 30 plus years what up what would you do if you were the father no I would have been like big can you hold the mitts and then she could put them on what's wrong with you what [Music] maybe some of us have know some of these situations I've heard of stories like this before but there's a dude who took a DNA test and I think the funny part I guess is that uh he saw it as a good opportunity because the 23andMe I believe was doing a half off kind of DNA kit sale that's why I got mine I don't know if it's 23 me I'm just gonna take that out but point is there was a or ancestry.com or something yeah that were nearly half off so he thought it was a great deal so he ended up buying two kids one for himself and one for his father and you go and you spin the cup
0:51 yeah thinking would be harmless he found out he was not did the test mailed off the test and hoped for some interesting results which is what he got uh first thing my dad and I did was compare our ancestry composition and I noticed it was a bit off to save the lease he says he is highly British and Irish most strongly connected to the UK with a small bit of French and German I am mostly Scandinavian and black most strongly connected to Sweden with over a quarter French in German and some Italian so it then dawned on the father and the son that they were not biologically related oh ████ leading to the breakdown of the parents 33-year marriage oh oh so neither of them knew that not neither of them knew bro you're probably gonna see that a lot more starting to happen right yeah so like because they were European
1:41 and ████ they couldn't tell the difference and then like because if the baby came out kind of Asian it's like pretty clear pretty clear pretty clear yeah so do they have a talk with a mama and be like who's the real daddy then said my mom came home and uh the dad confronted her about it she lost it admitted she knew that he was some other man's child all along and would have tried to stop us had she known we got the tests wait what does that I wonder how she would have stopped them like what do you say to make it not suspicious or something registering online or are you like you know what you would do when you were a kid in your interim report or your report card would arrive in the mail and you'd intercept it maybe
2:32 she would have done that and then put a fake Result One to be like you are definitely Father and Son crazy sabotage it yeah I mean like if they knew his scent he would she would have went in and multiple times if that's her go-to if her go-to is like I would have destroyed the fingerprinting kit that's how I was gonna you're gonna fingerprint me versus then oh you know what let me come out I ████ up how can we save what has happened now we've had our son together I love him you know I love us or whatever I think that would be different so she already knew that it was a she knew for 30 plus years what a ████ what would you do if you were the ████ father Yes I would have started dancing like a tomorrow
3:29 I thought you were beating up the kid I was like why it's not his fault it's his fault for being someone else's kids too I would have been like oh I paid all that money for not even my own son baby if I found out about taika I'd be like how did you find someone that looks like with the same person oh like that's crazy that's crazy to somebody when that happens right in America you could sue for anything that would probably be a first of its kind does it happen in America we're like oh that that wasn't my kid can you sue the the woman that would be a good way to like reverse child support like I paid so much into this kid and then I don't know and emotional damages yeah emotional damage dude I think that's a good cause or is it especially if she knew yeah is it on you though because like what if you were duped yeah but what if it's your job to check is it how is it your job how are
4:20 you gonna check how do you do a paternity you didn't have the technology to check out swab them up you'd have to go on like Jerry Springer or Mori I feel like they're I feel like they're the only ones with the tech I feel like that's misogyny yeah I feel like that's fair because I'd be like you robbed 33 years of my life thinking that I was raising my own DNA dude that's crazy imagine having to deal with those people because he didn't get the choice he didn't get to consent and have a choice to raise another man's son yeah yeah I was just put up put on him he was duped and she knew it all along that's kind of ████ up if the lab just ████ up like hey a lot of game accidentally gave him with Joe one return it and do it properly what if that happened but then she actually did cheat but it was his kid she confirmed see this is like different from a situation let's say somebody shows up at your doorstep be like hey this is your
5:12 kid right then it's like it may be on you to be like let me make sure that's my kid yeah but if you're already in the marriage and it was like through like adultery and you've been ████ already yeah you're in a in an assumption that that's your kid you know what I'm saying so that's like a she's the one stepping out yeah she admitted it I've never heard of any situation where you can sue the the wife that you married over this like usually just get a divorce right dude if Tiff if Tiff does this to me I'm gonna sue her for what I don't know damages various damages totally different remember that story in China where like uh there's this couple that was married and they had kids but the kids was like ugly and stuff oh yeah yeah yeah the husband sued the one because she got all this Fake Plastic Surgery to turn her ugly ass into somebody more beautiful and he assumed that their children would be beautiful yeah but they're ████ up that it was
6:02 that a true thing that's funny that's probably a worse situation than this guy no I think I think that was proven false yeah it was like a it was like a a Photoshop yeah or something yeah yeah but that's so that's the urban legend let's say it was true what's worse not having your kid or your it is your kid but they're ugly as ████ ugly ugly I think not is way worse not having your kid really really yeah because it's my ████ DNA so I could beat it the beat it up every time I want would you be stupid little ████ you know because I'm beating myself up yeah okay but then if I beat another kid person's kid up I feel bad then you might go to jail would you be pissed if uh Tiff lost the dogs and then just replaced it with other pugs and didn't tell you for like and you're like damn the dogs are 20 years old now um
6:52 yeah how do you know those plugs are the same poke you had I I don't know would you be mad at her though or would you be like I understand yeah what if they were identically the same personalities if she was able to find a one-on-one copy of my dogs and I and I bro they're not that unique and bring them tomorrow they would take a lot of searching dude I think I could find a thousand of them that look like that no you can't no you ████ can't dude have you seen my dogs yeah they're very special they both look like each other already because they're brother and sister they're brother and sister okay but my Leon my little boy dude he's got he's got a very Leon Sphinx it's got a very long tongue and I would love to see you replicate that because I could spot that out in a second I feel like all pugs look the same they can clone animals though yeah do you think
7:43 when they see you see him like you ████ look the same maybe when when aliens see Chinese people there's a lot of you guys the hard part with white people is they are already so different so it's easier to pass like you don't have two parents that have like brown hair the kid is blonde that's true yeah like a redhead pops yeah that's two blonde parents and then like the kid is a redhead so it's like or two brown eyes and the kid has blue eyes yeah it's like and then you and then you look up the chain you're like oh yeah and Sally on this side does have this trade therefore it's probably okay right the very the variance if they don't look like the mom or the dad it's like oh again it's kind of part of their genetics versus I think in other ethnicities if they don't look like if there's probably something wrong that's right if I pop out a kid they're like you Cambodian yeah you'd be a little worried that's weird so not only are
8:34 those parents now divorcing but the test also showed that this user's real father was also on the database as well as a possible half sibling who shared 26.3 percent of their DNA damn well imagine not only finding out that that's not your biological father but you also have a half divined your actual biological father and a half sibling so your whole world gets turned upside down whoa that's interesting that's crazy how many people use this service too that you could possibly find the other guy I'm trying to find some other siblings what's more important to you guys like the relationship or the genetics or the truth the truth yeah the truth but the relationship I think the relationship because once the truth comes out is it more important that this this one mom and daded you or finding your biological mom or dad or biological it might be the context other as to why that was even the situation was it through like adultery because then the relationship
9:25 is already kind of like oh right you know what I mean a little bit but like let's say your your mom adulterated or whatever right but she was a really good mom to you the whole time then is it so and so that's the relationship yeah but then you're also if my dad was also a really good dad to me and then she like was messed up to my dad yeah then it still changes something I don't know what it would change but it would change something oh as the sun as the sun they're both they're both still my parents I still love them I would think my mom's a sleazy ████ but I would also think that's what I'm saying you know because I would also thank her because this if this father was good to me what my original father could have been really ████ up biological dad would be ████ up but what if both your parents were ████ amazing but turns out they kidnapped you as a baby oh oh because that does happen well I would
10:15 thank them because I would see my former family like oh ████ they suck you guys are lame no I don't know right I'd be pissed if you kidnap me and you're like not even Rich it's like you're ████ up but they're poor as ████ they kidnap you from a rich family like why you're out there ████ picking wheat and beets and ████ oh they're ████ dry cleaning I could have been making beats but I am picking wow [Music]
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