0:00 if someone did that to me I think I would send them a bomb but I don't think that's fair right a bomb a homemade bomb that is a felony okay I wouldn't do that then yeah what if someone sent you uh WNBA season pass oh then I'm ████ [Music] definitely did you guys hear about how Petty eBay executives are no way that means you already love this yeah yeah I like this so um Executives of eBay sent live spiders what and cockroaches to um a couple after they produced a newsletter that the eBay employees disliked uh and now the couple has sued eBay and one in court because of emotional psychological and physical
0:51 Terror that was incited by them what do they do like send a bunch of spiders in a package so eBay's former senior director of Safety and Security targeted the couple for producing e e-commerce bites a newsletter that the company's Executives weren't happy with it basically um pissed them off and so eBay decided to deploy acts of intimidation oh wait wait wait hold on yeah yeah so this couple that works for eBay no no no they they have a newsletter about oh just e-commerce it's kind of like restaurant magazine or whatever so just a random newsletter but they're probably talking on eay yeah yeah talking whatever you know which is is there any examples of Contex as like what type of they wrote so it it says
1:42 that they it doesn't talk about that cuz this is mostly about how the couple sued in one oh the acts of intimidation included sending live insects oh my a fetal pig and a funeral wreath to their home in massachus what's a funeral wreath a wreath that goes on a coffin or something yeah that oh they have like the the easel for whatever reason oh yeah the one that's like this and Dead face in the middle their pictures that's almost like a violent threat yeah dude oh yeah especially coming from like a giant ████ company too bugs though dude hear me eBay executives are ████ Petty dude that's cuz it's like they're getting a bad review on eBay oh yeah right and they worked hard on their store the little eBay store they're just a mom and pop yeah you're you're telling me you're fighting for your life reached out to me before you left the
2:32 rating eBay does suck though eBay sucks they could have been Amazon but up watch what you say Ryan oh yeah I'm going to get I'm going to get some bugs in the mail no no no not just that not just that so the eBay Executives also installed a GPS tracking device on the couple's car dude they really did all this ████ that's gangster and they created posts on um the website Craigslist inviting sexual encounters at their home oh that's a good one really classic it's a classic see every time Steve reads something that they did he just Smiles a little bigger dude I'm also like licking my lips a little B yeah yeah dude he's team e that's ████ hilarious and it sounds like Ryan did all these that one's underrated as hell like that will ruin your phone Ryan's definitely done them all before it ruins your number non-stop horny yeah non-stop horny all
3:23 hours keep calling don't stop calling yeah yeah yeah they go straight to your front door HMU all C just show are you sure you're not they're like sorry no this is not the place I was so horny too you said be naked at a Ral upon a rival with whipped cream in one hand yeah dude these These are Executives I want to know what this newsletter said about eBay I know right and how many times have they used these tactics to intimidate people uh that's a great question these are veteran moves I think yeah yeah this doesn't seem like this is like you've been getting away with it for a while like escalation yeah that's going to be a class action lawsuit all these cases come forward but what's funny is like they're tping a house basically at that you know it's like what what if you did this to the wrong person I know man so uh yeah so
4:13 these guys got sued for uh $3 million and and they're they have to pay oh I hope they Su them personally not the company what's that did they sue the company they usually do right I think so yeah but I feel like it should come out of the pockets and they should face Criminal charges because that's all right Joe come on man criminal charges what's going on it's just a little prank man you're I thought you're man of the people's on dude it's funny man come on we had a big old laugh couple bugs couple insects I'm a big uh Underdog and you can keep the GPS I think that the GPS part's the crazy part because that shows how well they had physical access to their belongings that's kind of like so did they have like a eBay like let's say shoe seller go and do the Dirty Work he came up and ████ did the the thing
5:03 like how many people did they have under their P well they were probably like this person's actually ordered from eBay before we have their address they couldn't they couldn't get the shoe seller because it turned out he was a Chinese guy not in America what do you mean you live in Connecticut you don't live in Connecticut which is why eBay sucks it does man it does so the all the employees in question were fired by eBay after the incident one of the guys was um he was the manager of Safety and Security senior dor yeah he was keeping eBay safe and secure I can see like this dude he should get a raise he took his job serious dang man I I didn't know eBay was hurting that bad are they hurting that bad I think they're struggling I'm so curious how they found out who the per the people was cuz like I'd be like where the ████ is this coming from and like I know it's eBay but who in the how they built such a good case that's true it's a really good
5:53 point cuz you wouldn't believe if your wife was complaining to you like eBay's doing this I know eBay's coming for me man what are you talking about I know eBay is doing this it's ████ big eBay unless unless internally eBay just chose Fall Guys yeah oh could be dang yeah we don't know but um apparently the the couple who was writing the newsletter right um said or uh no the the guy who got fired right the the head of Safety and Security he said he faced pressure from former eBay CEO to re in the Steiners over their coverage of the company that's what he's saying about so he's like I was just pulling the ████ jobs for this big guy I was the trigger man so it was the CEO's idea he that's what he's saying from it's coming from the top I believe when people say ████ like that because if you work corporate
6:43 you're probably not lifting a finger unless somebody's paying you to do it yeah nobody wants to do ████ no one's extracurricularly ████ with anybody incorporate it's it's a game of like I want to give you my job so I don't have to do my job yeah but I also Imagine like top head big dog CEO not ████ giving the details like send them spiders you know what I mean he's probably he's probably like take care of it take care of I don't want to know right and then this guy's like I'm going to send him spiders and's like what the ████ were you thinking that's not what I meant take care of I me spiders I meant talk to him ████ he that's really funny if that's what happened that is funny you said them creepy crawlies he's like I got a guy I got a guy he's a little weird but he'll get the job done go get the message hey don't worry boss I'll take care of it all right let Leslie do his thing Leslie a man named Leslie you
7:33 don't want to mess with him you don't want to mess with him I got a spider guy and he's also a caterpillar guy his side hustle funeral REITs that's yeah that's a crazy one bro he manages a mega mall it's a big jump to funeral it's not even on game so funny the boss just wanted him to remedy the ████ tension like offer him a discount or something why the ████ did you say s them bugs sent them Anthrax instead a Craigslist account that's crazy dude the the array of things they did or or it's got to be like one of those it's like a room like this where they're like you know closed doors talking ████ on the situation yeah we should just send them bugs and the guy just ████ takes everything serious The Writer's room of pranks yeah oh okay cool yes in a porno Craig Craig
8:23 sex house yeah the Craigslist one by itself should have been enough that's terrible know you get the lowest of the low coming to your door that's really really rough so the acting um Massachusetts us attorney general Josh Levy told the AP News eBay engaged in absolutely horrific criminal content oh ████ dude horrific that's so funny wow it's like the garage sale Mafia at least it puts eBay back in the news and you think the the CEO of offer up is As hardcore as the eBay guys or what no all that dude does is show you ads that don't have a close button just leave oh yeah I'm always s of like where is it where where I know it's here somewhere oh I got to wait 15 minutes for it to show up the ad free always trying to sell me ebikes and ████ stop
9:14 they know you though dude they're selling me kids ebikes they know you I think it's called the guardian or hats are working that sounds like a sex toy dude now everyone watching it's going to get that ad dude petty man so petty these are your people Del abely which one's your favorite one out of all the whole three I think the the I think anybody opening like spiders is like very confusing cuz it doesn't S it doesn't deliver a message it's just like oh somebody accidentally sent me spiders like it doesn't like accidentally yeah cuz it doesn't mean like oh this is a threat to me spiders inside of a container what if they just all crawl over the place that's different if you release spiders that's different that's not what it is they didn't open it oh it's it's in a cage oh it was it in like a paper and then cuz that's you're like oh that's going the trash live insects on the label it's like if someone did
10:04 that to me I think I would send them a bomb but I don't think that's fair right a bum a homemade bum that is a felony okay I wouldn't do that then yeah what if someone sent you uh WNBA season pass oh then I'm ████ definitely I'm chopping off one of their ████ friends heads and then sending that back to them they're going to get a ████ head of their friend the star SE passes are the aces the aces season passes no yeah why could I got spiders foundy the first degree I'm just going to bend over and take that huh season passes we're not available for purchase season passes are like ████ $25 can you get season passes I'm sure oh comes with parking and that's why people get them you probably buy once they park your car and they drive it all the way up to you too comes with parking they actually pick you up from your house and they take you to the
10:55 stadium and they drive you home and you going to sit in a suite yeah dude they got a chef next to you making you ████ whatever you want and people still don't making the table siiz [Music] sushi
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