0:00 [Music] anybody here enjoy going to all you can eat places oh yeah circus circus baby buffet you have that mentality when they go there like i'm gonna get my ████ money's worth i used to i used to used to i would just taste them we used to we also you see i bet if we all went to buffet right now we'd all be like yo i'm getting my 25 dollars worth yeah of crab legs and crab rangus i go i taste everything but i don't get like stuffed and i'm gonna die anymore yeah like i used to that's true yeah back back when you counted every dollar you eat a lot i would eat until i'm like on the verge of throwing up and i'm like okay this is what's the local buffet we should do a shout out to all our local buffets there's uh the one in glendale the ba it's called vegas yeah it's called vegas but basically i have one in
0:50 my hometown called king buffet yeah i believe it's in courtland cortland new york you're out there anyone from king buffet what's your favorite thing there what was your favorite thing i love the rangoons like crab rangoons ████ love them and then they had i don't know what they're actually called but they they called them chinese donuts and they were basically just like dough with like sugar on them yeah yeah yeah those are chinese that's so thick i'm like what's the chocolate it's a sugar doughnut no no they're rounds they're round they're around oh but they were just i'm like what is this called they almost look like beignets but it's not powdered yeah and i'm expecting some chinese name they're like chinese doughnuts i'm like no what is it really called they're like don't ████ worry about it don't ████ worry about what it's called don't ████ what it's called dude just ████ eat it it's ████ you spend 25 bucks for all this ████ food go get another donut king buffet ████ ████ mouthing
1:42 welcome to new york where everyone has an italian there's a woman who actually ended up in the hospital after eating too much sushi at an all-you-can-eat restaurant whoa it was die how tall died did she get mercury poisoning no she literally ate too much her name is danielle shapiro she's 24 years old and she went for a 50 ahead sushi buffet in california where diners could help themselves food as they like you know um when they made it you gotta eat the whole sushi my uncle was probably the ████ reason why they started that rule because whenever he got sushi he would just take the the sashimi off and you just have a whole plate of just rice and you would leave it there oh ████ son of a ████ that's ridiculous right see your uncles my parents would have packed that rice
2:34 remember like see we have biryani that's an indian rice dish have they ever packed food at a buffet my mom does i don't know if you're allowed are you actually allowed to i don't think i can but my mom would do it oh she do it she puts it in her purse my mom even recently would have wanted to uh well when i my dog was still alive uh she would go to korean barbecue and then she would take leftover meat put it in a ████ bag like a ziploc and take it home from odd meat no no just like after it's cooked and stuff like that yeah wow my friend's mom had those massive ziploc bags and then at the end of hometown buffet they would get another round of like fried chicken or whatever and she would just stack that ████ and then i'm like that with red lobster biscuits ooh cheddar baby biscuits i've never been a red lobster oh it's good it's all right no stop it everyone stop it stop don't
3:24 hurt my feelings like that dude red lobster tv i love i'll ████ love red lips it's like really all right but do you guys get made lobster at your red lobster i mean now i will when i was a kid when i was a kid probably not no when i was a kid it was the popcorn shrimp or and now and then as i got became an adult it was the ultimate feast oh the ultimate feast the red red lobster but dude it was always for me for at red lobster and people always make fun of me about this like everyone i bring this up to it's about the margaritas and the ████ biscuits you go for the biscuits what's good about the biscuits is it like a cornbread or what is it it's just it's a cheddar bay it's like a bay like old bay cheddar biscuit that is just the texture is perfect it's like soft and warm and it's just like buttery to the point where it like kind of sticks to the root of your mouth but just the texture they still do endless shrimp that's seasonal wow you know red lobster
4:16 is one of those restaurants yeah you guys ever grow up and you you felt like certain things were out of reach like red lobster was out of reach for me because i was like that's baller ████ right so then now that i went to restaurants that are better in my head red lobs are still out of reach so it's not even on my radar because you never reached it you overreached so it's not even i never even stepped foot in it because of that reason i was like that's just too sacred bro like it's too expensive yeah and then like maybe i should go you should cheat yourself out from from like second grade to like seventh grade my favorite restaurant and i was like dude this is the bolorific restaurant it was cheesecake factory my brother went to school in baltimore and his college had a cheesecake factory next to it and they were like the weight is seven and a half hours she's kicking and we're like let's do it it's popping
5:06 dude it has the biggest menu it's a wheat bread bro i remember coming back and my third grade teacher mrs hartnett being like what did you do this weekend i'm like i visited my brother at school and we went to the ████ cheesecake factory where all the students like that person yeah did you guys have a claim jumpers in the east coast because that was the ████ out here when claims when i was at high school yeah claim jump they dude they give you ████ distortions it's like this and that's like maybe my kid memory of like how big the portions are i'm pretty sure that's not the size it's pretty big it's still huge as an adult right even just the the mozzarella sticks remember them s████ the mozzarella sticks were like ████ dildos they're logs they're dildos i like that one so danielle
5:57 so danielle who posts on tick tock right decided she really wanted to get the value for money so she chowed down on 32 sushi rolls four gyozas one bowl of edamame beans two jalapeno poppers and a bowl of miso soup that's it it's 32 rolls sounds like a lot like is it little rolls or is it the whole actual like eight pieces this is a roll of titanic because how many is in one wait wait she had 32 i think there are 16 or something like that yeah is it 32 pieces or 32 holes no way that ████ 32 rolls dude is she a competitive eater no but she went to the hospital that's why if she was competitive that's like 200 pieces she lost that confidence that's a lot dude that's crazy she did it for tick tock she she wasn't even filming huh she well she did end up tick-tocking some of it but i don't think she necessarily did it for tick-tock she did it probably because
6:47 she was like in that ambulance she's like guys i did she did take something she did no um she had her stomach pumped so she ended up having to go to hospital when she woke up the next morning just feeling all ████ up uh and she had gastroesophageal reflux disease oh so it's coming up the stomach acid was flowing back into her esophagus she should took some prevacid before she went in there so it could have been anything it wasn't that it was fish it was just like she just stopped herself to death amazing she said her best friend amanda was in town for the weekend and she loved sushi so they were both looking forward to the all-you-can-eat sushi experience and since it's about 50 a person they needed to make sure that they got their money's worth and they ended up staying there for over two hours because they were so stuffed that they had to keep taking
7:37 breaks there's no time limit this restaurant doesn't have a time limit like every good every good buffet has a timeline yeah they know that they can't stay from lunch to dinner or breakfast at lunch they kick your ass if that's her mentality about everything and when she goes to the hospital she's like i'm here i want to get my money's worth let me let me get a ████ boob job while i'm out check me for colon cancer queen of deals because they don't add prices onto that you're already in there for one thing what was interesting was she's like let me just cut something so you have something to fix the other uh the other items that she got to make her 50 cause i remember one time i went to an all you can eat sushi and all i ordered was unagi and uni because i wanted to hit the thing and i was like nah they're not going to give me unlimited eel and sea urchin and they're like yeah we will but it's one at a time a lot of those places but you just got to order one and go i'm ready for another one i'm ready for
8:27 another one that's it when you have one piece at a time you can go until you die yeah wow like you're like a dog because you're like i can always do one you ever got kicked out of all you can eat for eating too much as a group i have not as an individual like that but as like when you're like a group of like six to eight they're like hey you gotta you gotta leave yeah why because you're standing around talking too long or it's because you're just ████ putting them out of business you're just saying dude when you go with the crew you're eating too much and you all have the same mentality it's destructive eating yeah you're like a tornado that just comes into the restaurant and wipes them clean i bet you see the worst of humanity working at a ████ all-you-can-eat restaurant because everyone has that mentality i'm gonna consume like i never consumed before because when you go to all you could eat sushi place with a bunch of people you always get the one like we go to the one where you mark it and they give you one round at a time yeah yeah the civilized exactly but when you go with a bunch of people everybody orders way too much on the
9:17 first round yeah it's almost like overwhelming like you don't even need more of that yeah you gotta eat the the stuff that the other person does it yeah because you gotta pick up for the weakest link exactly why should you order twice and then everyone's co-conspirating to be like all right we gotta hide the ████ sushi asian lady who's always just like that's too much yeah yeah we're gonna start with this they're just dismissive she already knows she's like idiots asian joints do you want to know the most legendary all you can eat place where you'll see the worst of humanity hawaiian gardens all you can eat kfc they have all your hamsters kfc the only one i've ever known about i don't even know if it's just where is it where is this wine garden is this in hawaii no no there's like there's a city called where is this hawaiian orange county polar opposite of hawaii it's the s█████ yeah it's right across from the casino there's one kfc and we
10:08 used to go there and just eat from lunch to dinner because they don't give a ████ and people are you know people are like dying in there and they're just like sitting there the worst health you could i think we need to do an episode there we need to go there we need to do an episode there dude seriously repent if it's jk on location yeah if it's still there i guarantee there's people dying as hawaiian no way that's is there like a booth i mean like a buffet bar yeah it looks exactly like a buffet place but it's all just extra crispy or original recipe oh extra they're both options does any does anyone choose original over extra crispy nope um just seriously i do extra chris i got extra like at least when i was younger because it didn't matter to me but now it's like that's a lot of bread bro but the crispiness this you want the crispiness but yeah it's so original soggy is it does it still exist no
10:59 it doesn't say anything about specifically uh kfc he never existed only in your dreams this is a lie he's lying it was a fever dream you know i missed i missed the rotisserie goal really it was just like a ████ mcdonald's that is just driving around it was just some guy's house you get one chicken nugget at a time just one they bought the 20 piece but they drove him around one nugget at a time [Music] you
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