0:00 That's my cat. Hey, take that ████ back, dude. I won't. Take that ████ back, dude. Hey, it's finally time. Oh, ████ guys. You got TO HOLD ON TO WHAT YOU GOT. YOU GOT TO HOLD ON TO WHAT YOU GOT. HEY, right Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today, some people might think it's silly, but to us it's not. We are debating whether cats or dogs are the superior pet. Oh my god, bro. I think this one's easy. Which team are you on? Obviously, we know which team you're on. Yeah, but that's see that you guys State your your allegiance. No, I want to hear what you have to say before I go on. Um we can throw bunnies in the mix if you need. No, dogs are for sure better than cats, even I know that. Goodness. Look, I love cats. Cats are great. Um but I just feel like that like you're you're you're not you're breaking up with cats. Okay, I'll I'll get to you're great. had to go
0:50 It's not me. I'm going to go Hydraulic press. Oh, no. I don't want to hurt any cats, brother. Oh, I'd throw all cats in volcanoes. That seems more humane. It's going to be This video's just going to be me and Anthony. No, he's Okay. Soupy might have the best reasoning. He's like stalemate. Yeah. No, but the the point of this to make it a real thing for us cuz I love dogs, too. But we're going to pick sides. Dogs are the best companions, I think. We're going to pick Shut up real quick while I finish my cat statement. What's wrong? Let the man talk. We're going to pick sides and we're going to go to war about it. Yeah, go ahead. I'm willing to die on this. So, Soupy, let the man talk. All right, I'm going real deep with this one cuz I just had I just had a ████ moment with these ████ Okay. Obviously, I have both. The dog and the
1:41 cat are best friends. They play together, blah blah blah. So cute. No, they have benefits, right? Both of them have its perks. Dogs listen very well in general. When you give them orders, they will listen. Not I'm not saying on command, but hey, shut the ████ up, they're going to shut up. You know, what I mean? They talk to you. But the cats Yo, shut the ████ up. And then the cat's going to constantly still say something to you. And you're just like, my god, shut up, you know. Second of all, dogs now they can really just hold their piss and poop blah blah blah. They won't go crazy cuz they know you're going to get pissed off. So, they're very obedient. True. True. Yeah. They live in fear. They're very They're very submissive and they live in fear. Got it. Which I don't mind. Like, yo, if you To their owner. To their alpha or behavior. Yeah. Exactly. But the cats, you know, they're very self-efficient. They can go and pee
2:31 by themself in a litter box. And poop. And poop. If they need to go look for food, they're going to go walk around your counters and kitchen and go for food. But That's a plus for cats, I think. Big time plus. But if they don't like you, they're going to ████ on your bed. Same with dogs. I never had a dog ████ But no animals are allowed in that room. If I had to pick, I had I'm hate I hate saying this. I would pick a cat. That's so big for us. That was big for us. We needed that. We needed that. We needed that. That was our swing state. That was our swing state right there. I split the room. Split the room. Split the room. Uh Joe, you got to go on this side. We'll go on this side. Yeah, wait. You didn't even let him explain. You're my ████ dogs. Can I Can I explain? We got for life. No, no, no. You just said what we wanted to say. Yeah, exact Yeah, exactly. Why? Good enough. We're about to argue and explain to So, check this out.
3:21 Realistically Yeah, yeah, yeah. cats are insanely smart. So are pugs. So are pugs. No, but Whoa. Now, pugs what? They can't even ████ They don't even know how to breathe. This is That's not true. That's not their fault. It's the fact. This is dogs when it comes to hey, it's time to eat. Just making noise. Like, yeah, I hear you. Or when it comes to like, hey, my water bowl is empty. So, they just wait like idiots. Well, they're not idiots. They're not like at least doing something. The cats What are they waiting What are they waiting Cuz usually you give them water, that's why they're pushing the button. then but sometimes we forget cuz we have a kid now. But the cat goes inside the water bowl, pisses it yellow. So every time we walk by it, it's yellow. So that's a better sign, huh? That sounds kind of dumb. No, it's That sounds like your house smells like cat piss. No, it's not dumb, but it's the fact
4:12 It's It's the fact that yo, the cat's giving signs. We put the litter box outside. Hey, a dog doing this, that's not a sign? No, the dogs are just dumb and sitting there like I'm going to dehydrate cuz they know it. dogs are created equal though, dude. Some dogs tell you. They're not. my friend's dog ████ pull a bowl out, bring it up to you, ████ drop it in front and go how how. Yeah, that's what my dogs do. That's what my dogs do. They'll hit the bowl and be like, yo ████ give me Hungry time. Yeah, that's that's fine. But at the end of the day, the cats are way more efficient. At peeing in bowls? Like No, just smart. They're just They know how to sign language with you and all this ████ Like once One time I left the cat outside the house on accident. Cuz he just ran out. I was like, you ████ idiot. And they stay out there. Well, all you hear is a Dogs do the same thing. But I think your dog is efficient,
5:02 though. Dog will ruin the door. Cat will Cat will let you know. My dad, he would take my dog out and he one time he just left it outside. And my dog just sat outside and was just like wait till we got home and I was like, "Dad, why is Baxter outside?" He's like, "AW, ████ MY BAD. I totally forgot to do that." And that's happened with a lot of different dogs that we've had, where they just stay at the door and they're like They're just loyal. Yeah, they just wait. They know where they live. They're like, "Yeah, they'll open up soon. I'm just going to kick it right here." You know? ████ cats they'll go and kill a rat and bring it in your bed and stuff, you know? And cats are efficient like that. They're They'll kill all these cockroaches, all these bugs. Oh, it's the best, dude. That's that's that's a plus, for sure. you the head of whatever the superior animal is around them. they'll bring you the head of it. Bro, I'm thinking about the roaches the the brothers of the roaches that died,
5:53 those roaches are going to be like, "Holy ████ dog. We got to worry about humans plus a cat?" Set the message out. And cats are fast. Like some I'll be grabbing them and there's a fly up there. I'll be grabbing the cat and I just lift them up and he just Cats' reaction speeds are faster than like snakes. They're really good. My dog catches flies though. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. He go like this. Yeah, he'll he'll scrounge With his hand? Yeah, paw them. And he'll just Are they wounded flies? Huh? Wounded flies? I ripped the wings off. I ripped them off. Mine's are ████ F-16 flies flying and my cat just smacks it. All right, Joe. State your case, dogs. Yeah. There's way more variety with dogs. Ooh. Yeah. Different flavors, different sizes. That's not funny, dude. It's because he's a Chinese
6:45 It's actually bigger in Korea, too. Woah, we got to hide. Nobody talks about that though. There's only like five kind of cats. You got the orange one, the gray one, the black one, the white one. Siamese one. There's like five kind of cats. Dogs I literally have an exotic cat. Oh, kind of dogs. You got big-ass ████ Great Danes, you got little-ass Chihuahuas. ones. work with dogs. You could ████ sled with dogs. You got dogs can dogs helped humans evolve to the next stage. It's true. I think the dogs definitely made my patience lower, but yeah. It's your dogs, dude. Why why did That's a reflection of you as the owner though. I don't think so. No, that's true. I'll say this, anytime my dog ████ up like big time, It's on you. it's my fault. Like I didn't take him
7:35 out, someone didn't take him out. That's what I'm typing in the comments in all caps. No, bad parent, not bad dog, bad parent. Honestly, it is I think that's true though. Like if a dog's ████ up it's because the owner doesn't know how to handle their dog. Not saying that about you, I'm just saying in general. think that some dogs like little bred a little weird? Yeah, for sure. Yes, mine Where they can like bite people in the face? sure, for sure, for sure. They can destroy a neighbor. Dogs, you know, you you want to know this real thing? Dogs change their owners relationships with their owners friends. So what's that how's that means? It's like it's like a like let's say we're homies and then you go and get a dog and now I'm like what it used to be like hey you want to go do this? It's all got to take care of my dog. I got to walk him. I got to blah blah. And that's cool, I get it. Oh no, you It changes your relationship. You misunderstood someone giving an excuse not to hang out with you. Yeah. What a lame excuse. Oh, I can't kick it with you I got to walk my dog.
8:27 Cats give you freedom to still be a man and tell you the truth. I'll say this, one thing about having a dog even dogs just hide your ████ Hey let let's get this out of the way. You guys seriously equate having a cat to manliness? Absolutely. Okay, okay, okay. That's a red flag. Sorry, I won't go that far. You know why it's manliness? I'm not going that far. It's because of our wives or cat women, we equate manliness to making sure our wives are treated right. We don't need a By a cat? By a cat? A cat doesn't even know it's treating anything anything. I'm not even going that far. I'm not even going that far. You are I guess you need A BIG ████ MASTIFF THEN, HUH? To cover your little ass dick. YOU BIG MAN. You overcompensate LIKE BART'S TRUE MANLY OUT. I'LL SAY THIS ABOUT DOGS, no matter what kind of dog you have in your house, just because they're barking
9:18 it could deter a lot of people from coming to your crib. They can protect your house. For real, for real. That's what I need for that. Put a ████ ADT sign outside. Damn, blue ADT sign, checkmate, man. Oh ████ I didn't even think about that. Hey why do you think them ancient Egyptians were worshipping cat gods? What up guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation. And this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas. And also tap into our closer community by joining our Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you, guys. Join our Patreon, help us out. Thanks. See you guys there. Say hi to me. They had dogs. had to.
10:08 No, they won't worship. You have to worship cats. Thank you. In order to love them. Cuz they're superior. Dogs worship you. I do like my dog, hey, because every time someone knocks and ████ you see my dog. Which side are you taking, man? Hey, hey, hey, I'm just telling my story. we're swaying him. We're swaying him. Every time you open the door, guess what? What does my dog do? What does he do? He's happy. He runs towards you, right? You know how many delivery people get scared of that ████ Yeah, that's fire. I feel bad cuz some black Yeah, say it. A black guy? It's okay if it's a black guy. It's not controversial to say it. You happen to be a black guy. Just stop talking. The editor's GOING TO FIX EVERYTHING. JUST SAY IT. YEAH. IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY? I THINK you're making it worse. No, some some delivery driver opened the door and A black delivery driver. Who do you think he voted for? No, yeah, because dogs do be barking too
10:58 much at like certain races. For sure. No, that I agree. I'm not going to lie. Dogs are racist. They can't be. Yeah. Dogs are racist. Bart had a racist dog. If somebody's walking with a black hood on, like my dog is like, "Yo, what the ████ is he?" A racist ass dog. Yo, what the ████ Dogs are bigger ████ blocks, too. Sometimes, you know what I mean? Sometimes they'll be trying to smell your butt and stuff while you're doing stuff with your wife. Ooh, that's why I got to lock that door, man. Yeah, lock that door, bro. Yeah, we got to lock that door. Cats Cats will just be hidden. You didn't know they were there, but they're looking at you. Yeah. The That's creepier. Cats are more cucks. Yeah. Yeah, cats are cucks. Dogs are ████ blocks. Yeah, dogs are too. Dogs shouldn't involve themselves. Hey dogs, the fact that dogs can be like seeing eye dogs and they can help all kinds of people different disabilities. That's pretty awesome.
11:48 Like working dogs. Working dogs are Dogs are for the weak. The lazy dog wins. Dogs are for the weak. Cats are for the emotionally weak. Dogs Dogs are a crutch. Really? Dogs are for the emotionally weak. That's why they're emotionally supportive. Dude, that's the cat's only option to help you is emotional support. That's true. do nothing else. No, you already admitted they get the bugs. Oh, but you're not disabled by bugs. I see a single fly go in my house and I'm like, good luck, brother. I never see it again. You know what I do with that? I just keep spiders in my house. I just keep spi- I let the flies in. I let them in. Yeah. Well, that is so funny because Legit. every time I every time I do see an insect, I'm just like, Sucks to be you, bro. Wrong house, my brother. Peace. Okay, how about this? How about we how about we talk about one just one specific How about we actually go cat versus dog, which one dies?
12:38 Well, it depends. Which dog though? Because I think cats ████ up lots of dogs. Oh, they do? Their athleticism and speed and agility is insane. But they can That could kill a dog in a cage match? No, I don't I don't need them to fight. Cats are just smart to fight a dog. What's the best Okay, what part of the cat argument Okay, what part of the cat argument is not based in this make-believe fantasy? That your cat is a sentient Disney cat. It's just a regular cat. That's not Puss in Boots. You think your cat's too smart to fight to not fight a dog? No, I think I'm above this. No. Uh no, I don't need this. How about this? I think my cat can jump on a table and that's sometimes all it takes, okay? My cat way, that was the most Bill Maher thing I've ever said. I think my cat can jump on the table and that's all it takes. that's I think that about covers it. I think that covers it.
13:28 Yeah, my cats are also cats in general are really really they're like careful. They don't break as much ████ as dogs. Yeah, same. Bro, I see cats do this ████ and ████ throw ████ That's a choice though. That's a choice. Well, don't have ████ standing up like that. Like if you have a pepper shaker on the edge of the table you What about the bottle of beer that cats are ████ knocking ████ off? No, that's true. They do do that. Cats cats less saliva everywhere? Yeah. Oh, by the They clean They clean themselves. My My dogs don't slobber, dude. My dogs don't slobber, okay? Watch your mouth. Um the thing about my buddy who has a cat, every day he comes in, he's got ████ scratches all over I do have that. I have scratches all over my shoulder. They're marks of love. Not me. How do they know if they're bleeding? Yeah, they do that. I have scars that show me that they exist in my life. Yeah, me too. So the the The behavior of a cat, how it like doesn't need you, that's adorable.
14:19 Excuse me? How a cat's so cocky and just doesn't like you. Cats are like that. My cats sleep They sleep with us. My cats sleep with us. But you you don't think you're sleeping with the cat? Yeah. Yeah, it's my bed. Doesn't the cat own I pay the mortgage. They sleep with me. Damn right. They're the king of your castle. My cats So this is it's a make-believe thing then that's happening. What's make-believe? You really don't realize the cat doesn't give a ████ The cat doesn't ████ give a ████ bro. You're under the cat. You never had a cat, homie. You're underneath the cat. Hey, how come how come if you die, a cat will eat you the next day, but a dog will wait till it's hungry? I thought dogs do I thought dogs do that too though. If they're there long enough. If they're there long enough. Dogs don't wait a week. Yeah, they'll wait. Cats will kill you tomorrow. I think people are mistaken What do you think they're fasting? Yeah. Some dogs are real sad. Some dogs are real sad. I never see videos of cats going up to
15:09 um a grave a grave a grave Yeah, you know why? Cats don't don't dump their emotions on your ass. Like dogs do. Dogs they can be with their ████ emotions all the Woah, I think I'm team cat. cats are Yeah, cats are cats are real ass dudes because you know how they look at you and be like pitiful. Weak ass ████ Cats are like men. They could be sad, they could be happy, whatever it is they're not going to bother you with it. Nope. Nah, dude. Dogs will always love you, bro. Your dogs will always love you. But hey, They love you cuz you're feeding them, ████ This is something different though, guys. My cat is not a cat. My cat Hey, take that ████ back, dude. I won't. Take that ████ BACK, DUDE.
16:26 DOGS WIN. NICK'S NOT MAKING IT TO VEGAS, BABY. Who wins? Oh, yeah.
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