0:00 you know what's weird though it's like we're definitely like dying as a channel but like we're growing and our subscribers as we're dying yeah so what do you think that means it's an oxymoron I'd say yeah like is that what it means six months Nick start making plans [Music] and welcome back to another awesome episode of the careful boy where it's now 2023 even though this video is coming out like okay so number one how do any of us get ████ done when we are all kind of bosses in like our own thing and we all were ████ late today not all of us dude did anyone remember you were supposed to meet at nine cannon cannon this guy no credit no credit you were still late you son of a ████ how was I late bro
0:51 all right with everyone hold on if everyone was here if everyone was here at nine you would have been late because you came at 9 13. do you act like we that's so late dude what's your problem I was definitely not here at 9 15. you guys both you boys were pooping for at least 10 minutes before like I walked in oh just wait till later too I'll be pooping in ████ 10th it's a ████ 10 15 dude Anthony was telling me you barely woke up when he got here I woke up but I wasn't late to be honest I think Anthony is probably the bossest of us though yeah I agree I agree because I think me and Joe find excuses to just set up more clubhouses I don't know if they're really businesses but I think Anthony the way he sets things up it's like it's pretty structured and organized he's always so shout out staff he's always trying to be efficient all the time
1:43 give a quick shout out to Anthony I just want to do a quick ████ that's my boy right here Anthony Lee I'm about to write my obituary yeah shout out to this dude right here man hey Anthony well that's what happens like you said when Michael's no longer here you know what I mean I obviously we feel the sting of him not being here we love you Mike he was the true boss yeah he was a real boss true boss even though we still don't know how many articles we got to do today because he thought he's like the real he's the real June towel do you think the commenters will be like it just hasn't been the same since Michael left dude I hope so I hope so I hope that's a comment is he gonna make a why I left JK
2:33 video I hope so you gotta milk it he's got to well I love chicken you get six figs views get a nice little check get a nice little 720 dollars on the way out I know you get like 724s half a million views yeah on the way out you have a nice little I know I am it's a good three or more that's a 30 year mortgage right and then people stop watching your videos immediately afterwards I know because they don't well but you have to maybe you can milk it a little bit more you can like uh there was another time a JK like Bart stepped on my foot you got to like cut up you'll really ring that thing out get racial somehow that's the funny thing it's not like BuzzFeed where you actually get a career after you make a why I left video yeah unfortunately it just goes down
3:23 from after you leave hey but good for those guys though we're gonna change that we're gonna change that this year we're gonna make it so when you leave JK you have a chance after that'd be sick that means JK has to be real severance package yeah I gotta give props you know shout outs to Ryan shout out to Ryan what are we doing now because you can't make fun of me and he was late he just assumed that everybody was already here so he booked it he got here in five minutes from his downtown spot and he moved so fast he ran every red light and he left his phone and didn't go back for it so he doesn't have a phone [Applause] dude in my mind I really thought you guys are all just sitting here and then there's just like a blank chair and I was like ████ man way to endanger the lives of other people on the road you come to a s█████ ████ video for 21 000 people
4:14 you 11 000 of them are re-watches on the red light in your van no in the in like Honda oh he's not okay that ████ would be good yeah no and and I ran pretty fast from them I love everyone's response too I everyone was like wait what this one didn't even pick up the phone he was sleeping I wasn't sleeping how could I possibly even sleep and then get here 10 minutes later ████ I thought it was more than 10 minutes his first text was LOL what yeah well thankfully I was already I was like ready to go basically so I was just like I'll go get my ████ Uber now that's I thought it was like early I was like should I get donuts for everybody like what should I do with this extra time I have you got up early yeah can calls me 9 27 a.m I was here what nine 38.
5:05 that's pretty good man yeah is that gonna be really good also right when I went to McDonald's because I was like you guys all deserve McDonald's except for the late people so that's why we're eating McDonald's we got treated this is a good hash brown we got to have McDonald's now I can't afford McDonald's to just cut my pay that's true hopefully in 2023 it'll come back around be on time you get McDonald's next time New Year's resolution no Joe said we're not getting our uh our payback because uh we got demonetized that's another thing oh let's talk about it let's talk about it there's cussing now it's gonna demonstrate it's already happening I went on to travel yeah 30 seconds or whatever I don't think so yeah we have to be very good at that I'm pretty sure we did first 30 seconds this one's already demonetized we already Cuts in the first 30. so what happened we were mindful that's another rule we thought we were gonna follow we tried so hard though but then editors
5:55 people editors can bleep right ████ oh yeah they can can we babe I shout out to Ryan man yeah yeah big brain stuff more work for the editors so do we do you guys want to try clutching less or just have editors bleep everything let's try to do both let's try to be sick well if they're gonna slip we could bleep it yeah like maybe it'll be a good exercise for us but people come here for the cussing I know that's why they come here for the cussing you can't go okay you Olive Garden and they go We're not gonna have pasta anymore ████ or breadsticks [Laughter] come here for that man that's like you go to the Olive Garden and there's no atmosphere yeah I know can you imagine them saying that to you at the host Podium like as if they know that's what you want and they
6:46 don't have it hey buddy we don't have no uh breadsticks or nothing thanks for coming if they did that honestly you would see brawls at all hell yeah they're like that's what they go for yeah if they took out the breadsticks you would see brawl say brawl of garden say it brawlive oh but isn't it also it's also like content like uh not just cussing but like if we say something to uh raunchy or perverted in general how will the algorithm know that yeah it knows it knows old enough for kisses not good and there's no cussing in that like now you can't even say old enough for kisses in sequence but that's because he's kissing a small girl
7:45 the ████ Benjamin Button thing you know I don't think that doesn't see no that would make sense Brad bill is still regular sized I know that's the sad thing is it the uncle always picks that up and then it age Gates that video every time yeah I think for good reason even when I didn't show it I think for good reason isn't that weird really yeah I didn't I didn't even would you show Jason Cheney's reaction yeah once I might even put the footage and it was like no did it have the audio Yeah the audio from the video but then I started taking out even the audio the last part of the audio and just putting only the reaction in the network you guys seen the video Tom Brady kissing his kid on the mouth oh dude can we talk about can that be age gated monetized then if we're gonna go ████ crazy what do you think what do you think about that they stuck his tongue inside I don't know I don't I didn't do this oh God I don't think so I know the internet is pretty crazy you guys see what named Patel
8:35 posted with the whole AI thing oh yeah he's like right jokes or like about Indian people boom spit it all out write jokes about white people spit it all out write jokes about uh black people we can't do that yeah is that right even the AI cat even Asian jokes someone is behind find all of this ████ but it made a curry joke about Indians yeah yeah yeah yeah wait was it a real AI yeah it wasn't like some person behind that was just like I know you can't ████ around do you think ai's like hey dude I want to get canceled guys yeah it really was I barely came man the AI had some kind of data probably showing the rate of cancellation by certain jokes it was like oh Indian jokes are safe yeah isn't that crazy funny that's really cool that dimesh post that's funny as ████ that's so crazy I mean funny is all darn goodness exactly
9:28 keep as much money as we can yeah I got a guy like like Ben on Kendra's right he uh instead of the f word he says freak instead of ████ that's like skulls dang yeah it's very it's very like oh dang it what the freak doesn't he just get his ass whooped yeah see like talk like that around people just look around people who deserve to get mugged sometimes dude what is that that's like the that's like the Michael Jackson Bad video where he's like I'm bad yeah I'm ████ bad it was good for that decade dude that's so awful yeah you ain't nothing I'm bad I swear to God I'm bad and he still did this it's the least tough thing I've ever seen imagine Ben getting his ass beat over here you showed up to Olive Garden there's no passing ah freak yeah that'd be like sure by them get your butt whooped Bart your butt ass yeah
10:18 true you can't say ass they'll say someone you get your tiny kick there's some words we can what word can we still say damn you can say damn you could say we're not in contact you can say hell too how that works you can't say damn back in the day that was like uh oh you can't say that can you say sex we could say sex my oh my still only strike on ████ Instagram for my probation that's been like two years is when I posted that photo when we were outside Barbara's shirtless it was in my Ig story not even my feed and I just wrote sex cells and then that put me on probation for like two years with IG really yeah because you're putting them all blast dude because I'm giving them a shout out yeah it's human trafficking bro yeah dude you can't say sex sells it's only like the undertones that's so yeah oh I can't say it say ████ dude that's crazy
11:10 you got probation for that do you think I'm gonna get in trouble for saying dick none dude no that's still that's still a name that's a guy here that's my name bro don't don't spell the dick with a d-i-c-k don't spell it out what if that's his name oh yeah like Richard yeah people get my name confused when I say oh like what's your name for the order and I go Nick and they go dick who does that oh wait dude everybody watch your mouth bro watch your mouth you're telling me that they're like they're dunking on me they're making fun of my name a little bit you think so kind of oh you know what's funny I started I got cuss words for like all the socials so then if you just see yourself sporadically ████ jumping around when you're talking it's because of that oh okay yeah just to be extra safer yeah so I'm taking out there so your sentences are gonna look like Max Headroom because
12:01 it's like it's it's jump cutting you think a bleep would help I think a bleep would help I think a bleep kind of puts too much attention to it and then you like you miss like the context of what someone's saying because you're thinking of the bit is it bleep to like clearly in context I believe versus like you know how people throw in random sound effects nowadays when they're like oh yeah Jason Cheney does that yeah he he does like little like Jason remember the Epic Meal Time guys they did that like yeah the cluck thing or whatever oh yeah I like I like the uh no jumper does a good job they just have like a nothing it'll be like and oh and that's probably better than me yeah it's gonna be annoying even they got a sense there's only a ████ on camera on there like patreon yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh that's the thing is they they don't they don't hold anything back but then they just like you know silence out any cuss words
12:52 which are every single thing they do I don't like this direction man so you think we should double down and start cursing more no I mean let's be real though starting a business on YouTube is kind of a whack ████ idea at this point when they can change the rules the sand shift under your feet at all times it's like holy ████ yeah it's poor Foundation unless you're a makeup Guru if you're a makeup Guru you're set dude I like watching those videos they're they're like RPMs are ████ crazy high dude and they can just sit there and talk about anything anything well they put up Micah yeah that's because it's like the re-watch value right because people be trying to do what they're doing and ████ like that so it's like a tutorial but but there's a chick on there who just talks about murders and ████ and she's like doing her makeup she's like and she's like
13:43 this is like the makeup I would do about this murder and it's like yeah and then they're just or like the the mukbangers they just eat all day and they talk about different stories we should do mukbangs dude is that what we should be doing formula this this is a failing business what else could we do stop casting you know my favorite thing about watching Timmy okay watch activity do mukbangs you can tell that he's got the viewfinder on he's looking at himself but like the whole he's like yeah yeah yeah yeah you can just tell he's got to make sure there's no like food in his teeth yeah that's important so if we can't cuss we don't want to we we don't do makeup macup yeah I don't want to do it yeah I don't want to do it and we're already feeling like talk show what should we do we fail to talk him so now we got to move on yeah what's next dude what's next hey maybe we gotta follow more walking less talking so we
14:35 should have a YouTube channel of us walking should be a walk show Just a Walk show dude next level that is next level walk show let's all have ████ watch that's next level dude yeah everyone's like mukbanging [Music] and then we get another ████ pay cut because we spent so much money on ingredients didn't eat it this is a good brainstorm though right man I don't know a lot of good ideas aren't mukbang videos like it's like you're hungry it's night time everything's closed you just want to watch something eat somebody eat something I think some people like the asmrs yeah that's what I hear I think a lot of people like the like the lips and specifically very very pale big boobie
15:27 Asian chicks or pale Asian dudes yeah you know what's weird though it's like we're definitely like dying as a channel but like we're growing and our subscribers as we're dying yeah so what do you think that means it's an oxymoron I'd say yeah like is that it means six months Nick start making plans start freeing up your Fridays and Saturdays our view our views are like climbing up because instead at 20 000 now we get like fifty little you get like twenty one thousand five hundred yeah but twenty two thousand it's like prices 50. yeah yeah it's pretty sick that's not bad we'll take the extra 50. you know 50 new people what do you think we need to do we need to obviously keep on having Ryan post more random videos of me getting dunked on on social media apparently working you need to openly talk about
16:17 your support for January 6 because today is January yeah how do you feel about the anniversary dude yeah oh my God just before we got in here Anthony was talking about how he got fireworks for later yeah wow he's got his outfit right do you really feel like he'd get dunked on social media because I don't think you think I don't think you get knocked down we're just gaslighting him I don't think no I think it doesn't come off that way I think people find it Charming did you know the YouTube video uploads is considered social media right yeah I love how they make fan art remember though a couple days ago there was a picture of them too shaking hands he goes quest number one can just second dude I screenshotted this one of you going like small dicks oh my God
17:08 really good some guy just randomly sent that I was like oh that's I love the interwebs they're so sweet is Michael Jordan crying a good thing for you or a bad thing Michael does his meme yeah well after he's like the goat of all time I think it doesn't matter but when I'm considered the second of all time already it's like not very great truthfully and this is you know I probably should Patrick Ewing was the second of all time what this is my favorite yeah this is my favorite food oh is that our editors that did that yeah I think our editors did that oh yeah which one who did it Ryan Hasa Gala No look the prop Anthony's problem is that he is honestly I'm telling you you are no your problem is that you are one of the best straight man I think I've ever worked with wow yeah and I worked
17:58 with a lot of straight guys two to tango dude get the joke and then you play it you you allow the comedy to happen I'm just hurt yeah very you have well-timed silences yeah he does the best that there is yeah and his lips kind of cool it he goes yeah he just takes it like that he takes it it's dude it's a good sell pretty good it's a really good size and it even seems like you enjoy it a little bit sometimes putting me in a very very tough spot you want to know what's more embarrassing well it's more embarrassing than you getting dunked on is you pelvic thrusting your penis into my mouth dude yeah and that clip is on
18:48 the internet it is that's crazy that was Jujitsu grab the back of my head and yeah he did that's crazy he gave me full rain to do any holes trying to do a single leg on you and then you just pumped my face did Lionheart say that they were just yeah I'm a blue belt now dude we'll apologize once Bart does for what what did Bart do he was one who gave me full range to put you in any holds I'm not looking for an apology I'm not looking for an apology he's not looking for apology yeah I'm not looking for one what are you looking for I just want you to know that I'm hurt too bro her people hurt people that's all I gotta say okay watch out so you know I'm just saying just watch out
19:38 I'm crazy man Nick's just mad he got horny and you didn't do nothing you gave me blue balls in front of everyone yeah although and you sold the stunner by the way that was great that was a great Sunday and then when you get thrown you're like
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