0:00 oh yeah yeah this one he looks uh I don't know man he might be like the new gay woke version you know I'm down I'll roll with that [Music] this one is just something that's currently going on right now they're still trying to find who's gonna play the next 007. oh yeah because it's not Idris Alba no more no and uh or Henry Cavill they don't know who it's gonna be they should have seal seal because he has a British accent if they're looking for a black guy or a British accent you're right you want to know what what's keeping people like that from for keeping it from being an Easy Choice his age yeah it is because the seal is old now well it's not that they're that so much that they're old because Daniel Craig when he got the role was already Daniel Craig was like yeah he's old but the thing is the
0:51 contract is a 12-year commitment because it's always like it's gonna be like five movies still right exactly there's no telling how fast they can get them done so they need you to be committed to being bond for 12 years and then they're like I don't want to do just that I want to do other movies too well you also don't want to be 50 something and having to still be Bond you know well Tom Cruise could do it but then like I mean Sean Connery was I mean he was a little older too but then the way that the Bond movies are now it's much more action based yeah more physically demanding yeah also did anybody see that uh like uh no time to die slash Bond documentary that uh Daniel Craig did no about his journey becoming Bond and stuff like that it was really crazy it's not super long I don't remember what ████ streaming platforming on maybe Apple TV I think at
1:43 the time this one no time to die was coming out but it was really really good watch I had coveted that's why I watched it um he was talking about how uh uh when he became Bond bond has such a huge like brand identity you know like history that's like so many epic movies in the story and stuff like that that when he became Bond everybody hated on him super hard the first one yeah his very first one before Casino Royale right because it was a different style he has a different style upon yeah so uh he got he wasn't ready for that press everybody's just talking ████ on him there was like um a bond not blonde.com is the website started going up as well petitions were assigned in like the tens of thousands to like have it recasted like so he you know there's a lot of social anxiety and pressure that like who was the original one Sean Connery original original I think was Sean Connery yeah oh he was the first there had to be people before
2:33 him no wait wasn't he um brunette the first one no wasn't it literally there's that I think it was Sean Connery there's one other dude there was uh something more Richard Moore no was it rich Moore I thought it was Richard Moore maybe not which one's the brunette one the 90s one cheers oh it really was Sean Connery right wow 1962. you know why because there's that Thai one with the little dude yeah there's a little dude yeah the little henchman who's always like uh ████ what does he say what the Filipino it's like hasbula's like a rival Abdul he looks like him which one is that but yeah anyways uh they they talked what are you talking about you know and then they talk about the ████ uh how it like everybody expects so much from Bond but then he ends up the fun the funny thing is like Paparazzi like hide
3:24 in the sand for that very first scene or one of those scenes in Casino real where it comes out of the water yeah so apparently Paparazzi like dug themselves into that beach that morning holy ████ and then they do that scene where he comes out the water all ████ like Nearly Naked and just buff as ████ jacked yeah they Paparazzi that moment they they throw it on tabloids and then suddenly everybody's like okay never mind this bond is hella hard and sexy yeah and then everybody he was down for it after that I remember seeing it it's my favorite Bond because he's the most realistic one also Casino Royale is like a sick ass movie he took those nut checks he just kept going I'm like he's like you barely even grazed it I was like wow that scratched the left one yeah yeah do the left to the left everybody will know that you
4:14 died scratching my balls like that's just hardcore I love the uh narrative with those those uh movies because that's when he like fell in love and then never again remember that yeah yeah yeah trade so it really shows with Vesper why he's acting like that in the future if this was looked at he misses her and then he talks about in that in that documentary too though like after a couple uh of the movies it's so tall like such a taxing uh experience both like mentally like everything around like the world is like you are now Bond you are no longer like Daniel Craig yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's like it's like Carlton him and Carlton Banks yeah or Steve Urkel Jaleel White yeah you become something that's so iconic that it's bigger than who you are like you can't walk out on the street without like being that person as well and it changed everything he didn't want to do like the last movie or some ████ that's
5:05 why it's true like not everyone even wants that role I actually didn't like Daniel Craig as Bond no he didn't when you watched the movie or like well the movie's great but in my image bond is supposed to be like a no he's like a gentleman Warrior right so like Daniel pretty gentlemen I think it's like an action movie to me like the style and everything it became more of an action movie than more of like a like a Playboy players yeah yeah yeah like a Kingsman with gadgets yes yes because he's more like a Navy SEAL Now versus a clever like a spy like cunning well he he is he has those elements but then like he does muscle his way out of certain things it's too like realistic
5:56 in a sense but that was kind of like half of the point right like trying to take it back to a more raw actually physical capable like person versus like these spy situations where you get to like click a button on something and that like turns into a Megazord and you get the blast your way you know what I mean watch becomes a blue yeah which which is why I feel like they had to tone it down in the Artistry like Q ended up being like this young scientist who only gives him a gun that's like registered you know what I mean like they tried to simplify it so then um that's what I said Joe just Joe let me get your impression without knowing anything about these people these are all the people that could possibly become Bond let me know your first impression yes or no each of them is that bond to you ████ no sorry that's Joe's answer I say ████ notice it depends on his he's his Mouse too big but it depends it depends on his vibes
6:53 this guy to me looks like a ████ frat boy I can't go he's not he's not he's not he's not he doesn't look smart Justin Timberlake oh my God he's too pretty yeah no he's a little too young pretty remember he's got 12 years to do this though even worse he had some Squidward who's that Squidward is that Harry Styles scare nobody dude all right how about that maybe maybe yeah yeah yeah yeah I could see him he's probably the most British looking one to me Slumdog Millionaire it looks like he is yeah he could pull it off for sure yeah definitely you know what because there's been a ████ ton of the Beast he's all right yeah yeah oh yeah yeah this one he looks
7:43 uh I don't know man he might be like the new gay woke version you know I'm down I'll roll with that okay yeah I'm down with that oh my God shaken mastered yeah who's that oh Aaron what's his face that's a quicksilver yeah yeah yeah yeah no I'm not going to watch him I'm gonna kick outside appeal and Gadget appeal how about this oh hell yeah Marty yeah Tom Hardy he's he's an interesting candidate because he's just too Jack to be 007 he's one of the only people that uh won't discuss it yeah they asked him like oh do you want to be Bond and all he said was I can't say anything because the moment you speak on it you don't get it oh just like taking so he does want to be Bond but he understands that when you talk about a role too much about wanting it they don't give it to you maybe it's
8:33 the beard but to me he feels like a retired special like Ops guy like taken four back and then he's all like I'm retired and they're like come on we need you I ████ with Tom Hardy's World though most of those dudes are former Navy SEALS or uh Special Forces like the the CIA field agents are former seals and former like Delta guys [Music] man like no hate to the Asians but he's too pretty bro like I need him to look a little more like he doesn't look military to me okay that's fair that's fair all right sorry next shark it looks like I'm gonna wear a model you know yeah he's good for a romance position who the ████ is this Tom Brady who's that name is
9:23 [Laughter] maybe maybe I think I'm a Tom Hardy guy so far yeah I'm Tom Hardy and the guy before Tom Hardy maybe maybe whatever he's got nice eyes though huh all the white guys are babies babies Tom Hiddleston Loki definitely not no definitely not if you want to do James Bond the comedy bro that definitely got a weak jaw dude ████ that weak jaw maybe maybe maybe oh yeah yeah yeah I think oh it's from Star Wars yeah like they have to I have to believe that they could kick some ass okay or I have to believe that they were in the military oh now his jaw's weak I have to be British
10:13 because you know those ████ come over here steal our rolls they like kind of have to be can we go there steal their rules I do think double got ████ he needs shoulder sleeves because he's got weak shoes how about that Jake Gyllenhall oh Oliver Jackson Cohen shoulder dude like do you believe a six foot 135 pound guy to be a ████ special ops guy yeah that's true no dude I think that's oh it's not the last one how about this maybe maybe yeah yeah
11:03 I don't know it says maybe they're all British guys what does it say I can't even read The Gangs of London gangs of London yeah they get the UK like all right how about that yeah Lance Armstrong yeah yeah look at his jaw he looked too Square to me all of his roles all of his roles are like way too Square geez yeah that is a chick he was the assistant in uh ████ The Bourne Identity or whatever right let's see Tom Hopper dude okay that's it I'm a Tom Hardy vote yeah Tom Hardy for me Tom Hardy has an unfair Advantage because we've seen the dopes and we like him we like him yeah he does some weird stuff we gotta give a new person a chance I like the Kick-Ass guy as my second vote who's the Kick-Ass guy oh interesting because the Kick-Ass guy has also done a
11:54 lot of other military like spots and he's just been like a captain in like a lot of like other SEAL movies and ████ like that he knows how to play that role he's been trained in all that military stuff he's got that hard ass look but he also has that kid ass look so I think he's got a lot of range it was good in tenant and bullet train yeah he was good intended I haven't seen bullet chain so just as a closing thing uh you guys know that there's currently uh open betting on who's gonna be really and here's the spread for the odds so all right I bet on a hospital dude so um yeah Henry cavill's still the number one spot that they think is going to become bond is that listed in order because look at the the spread on oh yeah it is yeah yeah yeah yeah because then these are least likely so the the reward wait who's Henry Superman yeah you can't have Superman playing him that's not fair I think he would do a a
12:45 pretty cool job though but I don't know if he's like the 12-year Bond I think he's like a fantasy because Bond got some internal demons too you know what I mean it's like a oh it's true yeah also they did say that the new Bond is gonna have more sensitivity towards like misogynistic uh situation oh because bond is so toxic masculinity oh so they are gonna try to fix that a little it's gonna be a tough error you know how we're gonna completely fix this Brett man rock as yeah yeah I rock as Bond Hawaii secret agent it could be James or Jenna Bond we don't know yeah he just does everything nice they break it down I don't really know these people
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