0:00 I needed like subtitles and ████ How you get so tall? I wish dude, I couldn't understand a thing. She could be right up in my ear, there's no music or anything playing or anything. She's right up in my ear and I just have no idea what the hell she's saying. Maybe she's not saying anything. She's like, "Hey, watch me ████ with this guy." [Music] Welcome back to another exciting episode of the Careful Boys where we have a white guy with us. THANKS. WHITE GUY! HEY. SAY IT AIN'T SO. I'M ON A GO. Turn the lights off. Carrying on and on and on and on and on and on and on. We're going to get demonetized now how sick we are at singing. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just too close. >> Yeah. It's really important that you're white because here's a question for us
0:51 all, but of course you're going to Cuz you represent all of white. >> I speak for white America. Whites even like Asian people. Yeah. All right, so in your opinion, who are the most white-washed Asians? The most Who are the the f██████ ones? Who are the f██████ ones? The the the the K-pop boys. K-pop boys? >> They're literally they literally look like ghosts. They're white-washed cuz they're they're K-pop. >> just talking about their skin. >> color, yeah. They look like ghosts. They look like they've been like white white-washed. >> very literal. I like that. Like they got their faces scrubbed, pore bleached. >> So even though they're the most Asian acting No, but they make us whites jealous. Oh. Cuz they're whiter than >> Cuz I can't get that white. >> Yeah. You know what I mean? I wish I could get that way, but I can't. They're
1:41 so white, they're transparent. I thought white people want to be tanner. No, we want to be hella more white. [Laughter] We want to be so white. Didn't expect that. So so so white. Uh but this might be a really ignorant question, but like is you know how like in the Filipino culture for example, right? They they do have a very distinct like oh the the more fair-skinned you are, the better, the higher class, right? Because like you know, if you're darker-skinned, if you're tanned, it's probably cuz you work in the fields, you're not as like you know, upper echelon of human, you know, you're scum of the earth type ████ right? Um Jeez. Is is there any feeling or thought about like skin color here that's like uh ever been cuz now I I think we're Americanized Western culture has been like the more tan you are Mhm. the more
2:34 desirable >> healthy or the whatever you look. You Or I don't know. You talking about from his from a white perspective? >> are you more or less attracted to a certain type of hypothetically if it was white skin? Do you do you find like pale white like less attractive? >> So true story, I don't like it when chicks glow in the dark. You know what I mean? When you like you're with a chick and you're she's naked in the room and you you could basically see her do like even when even when you break all the lights in the room like you can still see her. Like I'm not into that that much. You don't think >> That happens. You don't think there's a >> White girls be a bounce board, dude. >> Yeah, legit, dude. They'll It's like No, but it's like it's like night vision. They can find all the ████ light just finds their bodies like even when you there's no light in the room. So my wife is a glower. Mhm. She's a She's one of the glow ones you're talking about?
3:24 >> No, cuz we were all night swimming and we're like it was a full moon and then I was like, "Bro, what the f███?" Like we can all see you. She's like bioluminescent. It's crazy. But that's what he's talking about is like the night glowers. Mhm. They glow in the dark. I'm not kidding. Night glowers. But you like glowers? I didn't know about that thing, but I think it's also a stereotype that Japanese guys like redheads. Oh, really? Yeah, it's a it's kind of a thing like >> What? Yeah. Are there even enough >> Or in Japan in Japan and like yeah. I just like to piss people off that you got with a white chick at all. [Laughter] But the funny thing is um looking into the white world Yeah. and what they make fun of each other for is not what we think it is. Like the whole pasty ████ and the more white you are, it's like actually not
4:15 good. Like how he doesn't like the glowy dark thing, right? Whereas Asians it's like the more pasty and glowy you are, the better. But I recognize the nobility of whiter the whiter skin. Oh. Even amongst white people? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I recognize that like they're probably rich as hell. What? But but you know what? It's the white without the freckle though. >> That'd be crazy. >> That would be crazy. That would be crazy if actually the palest white people are like nobility. >> Yeah, yeah. Well, that's how isn't it how it used to be like um the powdery whites and all the powder all over and ████ It was like seen as like or even when you were used to be fat like you were seen as rich. Yeah. Fat was rich, yeah. >> Fair skin was like, "Oh, she's she's like really pretty." >> Now fat's just American. Yeah, legit. What about not the most white-washed Asian, which Asian do you think is the most white adjacent? White adjacent? Cuz that's that's the
5:05 thing where people are like, "Oh, I think the Asians are white adjacent. They're not a minority or Yeah, that's that's when everybody's doing the minority Olympics though. People say that all the time. >> say Chinese people. They're the most white adjacent? >> Yeah, because I think all the stuff that you talk about like about Asian people, I see that with white trash people. White trash adjacent? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, so maybe it's like Koreans are like white upper class adjacent and then Chinese is like white trash adjacent. >> Well, but cuz specifically what Bart talks about with the examples that I had never really noticed before and then Bart's like people who are cutting you off in Costco and they're like cutting off in traffic. I'm like, "Oh, white trash are just like that." Yeah. Like those type of the Chinese people that do that. But but that but those Chinese people aren't white trash adjacent. It's just that Chinese people and those white people are just trash adjacent.
5:55 They're both in the trash. >> That makes sense. That's completely different. But like you you're a Chinese person and I would say you're one of the classier people. So it doesn't quite I can't quite go all that race is that. You know what I'm saying? Which nobody should, but yes. >> Bart, I'd be like, "Oh, I can I can see that." He lived in Alhambra for a a year. Y'all know what I'm talking about. If you only knew Bart. Yeah. To be fair, Bart is like 10x more Chinese than I am. Thus he like speaks the language. I'm I'm Chinese by blood, but like my parents were born in Vietnam, so I'm actually more Vietnamese cultured. So like that's I'm just confused. But you like kind of float into a room if that makes sense. You know what I mean? Like a ghost. >> Yeah, like you float into >> Like a glow-in-the-dark at night. Like you're just I don't know, dude. You're just a smooth dude and this guy just blumbers into a room. into ████ It's true. Yeah. He stumbles
6:46 in. Who do you think is the most >> Chinese feet. >> white adjacent or white-washed Asian? So funny. The most white adjacent? I would have to say from my perspective it felt like those like fourth generation Japanese dude. Cuz they're temp they're basically just white people but with Asian skin. >> Terada. He's like fourth gen. Yeah. I remember even as a kid They're the most American. >> I remember I would hear my friends that were like fourth generation uh like Japanese and they spoke the way like my white friends' dads did. Like they already have a "Hey, good morning. How are you doing? I'm doing real good. How about" I don't even know why I'm talking about something like this. They they they just have like a "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey like that kind of thing." And
7:36 I'm like you're ████ 9 years old. What the ████ And their name's like Rick. Yeah, like they're just they have like this like uh like drinking my cup of joe. Like like they're all like I'm like, "What the f███?" Dude, my aunt used to say program like a old white lady. Program? >> watching a program. And like I'm like, "What the f███?" Barely spoke Japanese. Like I'm saying like Yeah. Have you seen the video that little white kid? He's like probably 6 years old and he's got his shirt off and he's outside. He's standing in front of a lawn mower and he's like, "Yep." And he starts stretching. He's like "Got to get to it." Like that is just sick. Like that is just something that you watched your parents do a bunch and you just copied. That's tight. >> Yes, tight. Okay, so if you if you were to take out like multiple generations cuz that's that makes a lot of sense. It's absolutely probably the best
8:26 answer. But that that means you're like more American than you are Japanese at that point. >> But I've met other ethnicities and they're not as that though. Yeah, like I have friends who are like third, fourth gen Like I have a Chinese friend that's like a old school East Coast Chinese. Like their family came in the 1800s like old school like that era. But he's very he still knows how to speak Cantonese and it's because every single year every generation, they marry Chinese wives from China that keep the culture. So they teach the language to the next generation. Whereas Japanese is like um after the camps, they're like, "We're not speaking Japanese. We're not doing none of that. We're going to be Americanized cuz we don't want to be back in the camps." So that's what happened. >> a good reason. I will say Nikki's
9:16 Filipino side like those guys when I first met them cuz they have a big family and they're like like "Oh, you're about to see like what it's like on the brown side." And it's exactly like my white >> That's so funny. Everyone's just Americanized. Like they're a bunch of navy They're a bunch of navy military kids. Like they just you know, totally assimilated when they came here. Yeah. And Nikki's grandma like was very obsessed with like "You're Americans. You're Americans." And so What what would you say is the biggest cultural difference? Brother. Um Karaoke in the living In in the garage, they had a Filipino flag. But they had They had a bigger American flag. Who has a better sense of humor? Better sense of humor? Cuz I feel like Filipinos all know have a how to have a good time. I think they're all really
10:06 fun, yeah. I mean, I feel like because I'm around that, I would say that them for sure, because I'm around it all time. Like Nikki's dad's hilarious. Like but he doesn't know that he's hilarious. That's the best kind of funny. But when he's try when he's actually trying to do a joke, that's when it doesn't work. But when he's just being himself, he's really funny. >> Is his accent like halfway between like American >> No, he's completely It's a complete American accent. It's all the way completely Complete American, yeah. And his but the mom, like Nikki's grandma, Filipino grandma, she It was like listening to it It was like watching Star Wars movie to me, cuz I I wasn't I wasn't used to it like at all. So it took me like It took me a while to like Good to see you, Stephen. >> Bro, I wish it It was so thick. I wish I could even It I needed like subtitles and ████ Putangina ████ Hey, you guys, how you get so tall?
10:58 I wish, dude. I couldn't understand a thing. She could be right up in my ear, there's no music or anything playing or anything. She'd be right up in my ear, and I just have no idea what the hell she's Maybe she's not saying anything. She's like, "Hey, watch me ████ with this guy." It could be. I think there's definitely uh there are some from my memory, like growing up, there are some Filipino girls that are so Americanized, you would think that's just a white girl. Yeah. You guys remember those? Like visually, too? Like you're looking at a Filipino girl, she's talking to you, but it feels so like a white girl, because they're so far removed from like anything Filipino. Cuz that's how a lot of us were raised. We were raised to like be bulletproof. Like, "No, you're not going to walk in there with that accent." So then we just grew up mad white, and then some of those girls are so into like American culture to the point where they don't even see themselves as different. >> the token Asian girl in the sorority.
11:49 Yeah. Exactly. >> raised all white. They're They're like They're like Bring It On Filipino. You know what I mean? Cuz Bring It On had a Filipino girl in that like thing, and it's just like, "Oh, there's that weird like cheerleader Filipino-ish kind of thing that you don't even To me, that's the most white adjacent I've experienced for some reason. Because Korean people, even though they seem white, they still speak Korean. Or they just have KP pride, or they just hang out with Koreans. >> strong. Yeah, but like there was a lot of Filipino girls that were just Their whole friend group was like sorority whites, and then them. And I was like Cuz I know what you're talking about, but like in majority general, I feel like Filipinos were growing up they were more like the blacks of Asia. I think that's also true, though. >> So like >> They got the most swag, they love basketball, they >> having a token black friend, but it was
12:39 a Filipino version of that. Yeah, yeah. Cuz I think Filipinos are the most diverse, cuz you got a Chinese-looking Filipino and a jungle-ass-looking Filipino, and they're still the same group, right? And then that's And And they And then they go full-on white Filipino, they go full-on black like Oakland hood Filipino, and then they can they can be like they could represent all of these different races, but still be Filipino. >> I think that's the thing is like obviously affluence makes anybody look white, but like Filipino affluence at the highest level just looks so white to me, you know? But then like obviously if you're from Carson or from freaking, you know, ████ like that, you you definitely are like a cooler Filipino. Cool Filipinos. Ratchet Filipinos. >> Another thing, uh that actual difference where I was like, "Whoa, that's kind of different." Like Nikki's Nikki's dad will make spaghetti or
13:29 something, and then he'll make rice with it. Yeah. So like separate rice. So he just >> You mean like you eat the spaghetti with rice? >> with a carb. Yeah, carb with the carb. So he'll just But it's separate. He doesn't put it in the spaghetti. He just like >> It's a side. always has rice with everything. >> What do you mean like you eat the spaghetti and then you have a scoop of rice with it? Doesn't Jollibee do that? Yeah, Jollibee does that. Yeah, but like I had never seen that. Uncle would bring rice with him to like amusement parks, cuz he knew he knew they wouldn't have it there when we ordered pizza. Oh, yeah, my mom would do it, too. But usually sticky rice. Yeah, they just bring They just bring rice everywhere that they go. >> he When he goes and he gets a slice of pizza, he also takes a spoon of rice with his pizza? It's like a You just have to have it as a a palate cleanser, exactly, yeah. Yeah, it makes you enjoy whatever you're really eating. And it makes you a fat. Oh. >> funny. >> Putangina good. Putangina ████
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