0:00 They were going to pay to for you to be a secret shopper for strip clubs. What the Wait, what? >> Yeah, it's real. >> That's right up Anthony's alley. >> It's real. Honestly, send me the link. >> And and and Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys. Hey, so so what career would you guys pick if money truly didn't matter? Why would you even have a career? I was thinking [laughter] I immediately went to what's the most lucrative You're going to spend 40 hours a week on something where you give three to four months of your time to taxes. You sound like a old boring ████ right now. That's some real ████ right there. All right, if if money didn't matter >> didn't matter >> Like I make like I make pizza all day or something like that. >> [laughter] >> A lemonade stand. It's more like if you guaranteed were to get $3 million a year
0:50 salary, what would you do? Whatever. Okay, I'll probably have a whole year of just fun jobs, but then the best thing would be every three months I could get a new job like a college student. That'll be the best. Woah. So you just want to constantly be in training mode? What the hell? >> It takes more than a month, maybe. That's the thing, every three months you get a new job, you're just in training always. Maybe two weeks if it's a full-time job. If it's cuz if you're actually working 40 hours a week, you could probably figure it out in like two weeks. Depending on the field. Not a lawyer, but you know. And that's what you want to do for $3 million a year? Yeah, that'd be cool. >> Like you want to press reset every three months? For three months I'll try like being a I don't know, work at a horse ranch. ████ feed horse all day. And then the next three months I'll work at like a reptile farm. And the next three months
1:40 >> want to occupy your time. I'll I'll I'll work at a SeaWorld. That sounds like you want to just be around animals. That's sick. But is there like a job that gives you like glory? Like that's not monetarily motivating? >> Like a ████ writer or something? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like something that uh that gives you that feeling of like accomplishment. I'll I'll I'll create a secret organization. >> [laughter] >> I'll create a secret organization. >> Of animals? Like a Freemason or What would they do though? What would they do? Like what's their You got to be a lodge brother. We'll rescue animals. Yeah. Where like where? Where? That's got to be secret. >> Hey, rescue them from the wild. >> [laughter] >> Rescue them from the wild, bro. We're going to domesticate lions. That's our That's our job. Um I want to rescue kids and then um I want to have a team of guys that
2:32 uh eliminates people that are in the trade Hey, that's cool. Yeah. That is cool. That is cool. That That is That is technically something where money doesn't matter. Assassin dispatcher. >> Yeah, like hunting the bad guys. Yeah. Hunting bad guys. That's dope. And then I'll have like a team of dudes that are like, you know, they're like, "I'm SWAT. I'm whatever, but I just want to mark motherfuckers." And I'm like, And then yeah, and then that'll be my job. Like a 911 dispatcher. It'll be 922. You know what'd be sick? It'd be sick if uh you had a special team like that that can hunt the like kid traffickers and all the bad guys. And then you want to go on the mission, too, but then you're like, "I know I'm a liability, so can I have like three Navy SEALs around me at all times >> [laughter] >> so I can watch what's going on?"
3:22 >> being a prince. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right? Yeah, yeah. Get the Popemobile. Well, I'll just probably ask one of the guys to wear like a Google Glasses and I'll just watch. >> Oh. And then I'll just dispatch and then yeah. Dude, I would just completely, if money didn't matter, I would I would simply take a bunch of cars that are like all old and ████ up and just restore them and give them to like enthusiasts that can't afford them. THAT'S SO WOW. Keep like fixing them up, put them out, fix them up, put them out. Basically like uh it'd be just like uh saving cars from junkyard basically. >> You would make dudes cry, you know? >> Yeah, cuz if money don't matter then I mean that's it, right? >> save kids, you going to save cars. >> And I love the idea of like a bunch of people driving like refreshed old Celicas and ████ Yeah. That'd be tight. But then they would have to go with my styling. So, you know, they can't pick colors and
4:12 ████ Yeah. Hey, we could work with Cars for Kids. Oh, yeah. I just straight to Israel with all the money. >> [laughter] >> It really? Yeah, you didn't know that? Cars for Kids is an Israel like operation. >> Man, I used to hear them on Power 106 all the time. >> They did a whole They did a whole thing on it. >> Yeah. I would be a I would be a I'd be a music producer. Yo, really? But I suck. So, I can't I won't make no >> That's tight. Hey, you want some of these beats? I'll give you 20 of them. But you know that what like videos I used to really like would be Remember Ryan Leslie would record all his stuff? >> Yeah, I used to love those videos. >> and it's going to be the snare. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like music making sounds, like adjusting sounds. >> a deep cut. I think it's a >> Randomly Cuz Ryan Leslie videos videos are tight. >> That's when he popped off. >> Amazon the ████ little trumpet beep beep. That's like Charlie Puth now though. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you have all the time in the world and all the money in the world, then you can
5:02 actually get good. Yeah. So, the first like 5 10 years is s█████ stuff, really bad. And then afterwards I start making some beats that people actually like. Nick's going to do what he already does. >> Free jiu-jitsu. See, I was thinking the same ████ You already in your element. >> I I ask myself this question like a lot. Just to like recheck to make sure like am I doing what I want to do? And I think I would still do the same thing. >> Fight commentating? No. I [laughter] I think I would ████ no, dude. Being the funniest guy on JK News? >> No, no, no, no. I think I would just train I would just [laughter] like train kids free. I would just train everybody for free. Yeah? Wow, so that really brings you that much joy and satisfaction? >> You're just living the dream right now. I I I love being in the dream. Me personally. Wow, that's a such a real answer. That's awesome. Cuz I I try to think about it all the time. Thank you, that's awesome. >> that. But you know, variety is cool though. Like being able to do other ████
5:52 is nice for a change. >> want to be like a chef or something? I That's That's But then being in a kitchen is so ████ stressful. But it's Like actually being in a kitchen. >> But you don't need to worry about money. So if if it gets stressful like "Hey everyone calm down." >> No, but then >> [laughter] >> The restaurant could go under. Or yeah, everyone's like "Dude, we're not going to do well at all." No, but like Like I always I like cooking, but I think I like being a home cook more better. I like cooking for people instead like at my house and not like a a restaurant tour. Oh, okay. Maybe you should just be a pop-up chef. Yeah, yeah. I made some donuts this weekend. Come first the muffin. >> Yeah. So we if we come to Old Town If we create this unit like I I could get my guys trained at Lionheart and then Bart could make the motivational music. Give me 5 years though.
6:42 >> [laughter] >> They're like "What the ████ is this?" I need to apprentice under Lionheart for 5 years. And then and then so like with the music it's like "Get ready. Catch those bad guys." >> [laughter] >> It's Bart's voice. They're like what? Funny job that Hirano had showed me. It was They were going to pay to for you to be a secret shopper for strip clubs. What the Wait, what? >> Yeah, it's real. >> That's right up Anthony's alley. >> It's real. >> Honestly send me the link. And and and and part of the job is to fish for solicitations on extra services. >> OH. OH, RIGHT up my alley. Bro, I could save all of them. >> 100% real job. Not even kidding. >> it's the bosses trying to audit their employees? >> Or maybe by law Maybe by law they need to have secret shoppers. Is this by the
7:32 police department? I want to be in that department. >> you get paid off? On something off. Come on, dude. You imagine if you had to do that job? You have to go to strip clubs and get lap dancers. You're like, I'm going undercover, honey. And you got to wait till you bust. And once you bust, you're like, "Aha, guilty." >> [laughter] >> HEY, YOU'RE LIKE, "I GOT YOU." >> [laughter] >> THE BUSTED >> HE'S ABOUT TO SNEEZE. The busted unit. Ooh. Everybody busts. >> Imagine that job, Anthony. I think you'd be fine. Just don't bite your lip. That's Anthony's job. Don't bite your lip. >> You found his You found his money didn't matter job. >> matter, right? Money don't A secret le, dude. >> [laughter] >> Is that the job you'd want? I didn't know that existed until right now. It's real. You could just make one up.
8:22 I mean, you can't make a living doing it, but if you money didn't matter, that's a pretty good job. Dude, you can have a good life doing it, though. You might not make a living, but you got a good life. Dude, imagine that, man. You're a narc for strip clubs. Damn, man. How about you? Just a kinesthetic? >> Uh Nick really threw me off right now because he just made it >> [clears throat] >> me me realize that he's just happy as is. We're not What is sick? That's We're not dreaming anymore. We're just I'm living a lie. What do you mean you're not dreaming a lie? >> living the dream. He's living the dream already. This is not a hypothetical. What are we doing? Pretending like like all of money didn't matter, we could do this. This guy's like, I'm already doing it. Like, what the ████ He taught us a lesson at the end of Full House episodes. >> [laughter] >> Is that No, I'm No, you're not the chair Don't Don't think about my ████ answer. Think about your answer, dude. Also, you got to te When you're going to tee up those lessons, you got to do it like the end of the video so everything ends on high. We're in the middle of the video. Nick went and did a ████ Friends along the
9:13 way type ████ >> And now now I'm all I'm thinking about is being a narc at a strip club. That's pretty sick. >> Yeah, you're sleazy. He's awesome. >> That was my number two. You didn't even know it existed, either. >> That was my number two. Put it together and you can make a job where you're the narc at his kids' class. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> You go in acting like a kid to see what he does. We could say we're verified. We have protections for I go in acting like a kid >> He has a ████ rainbow hat with a ████ helicopter [laughter] >> to see if he's doing something wrong. See if there's any misconduct. Yeah. A 6-ft kid? I'll be like, "You're taller than the rest of the kids." I'm going to give this one special attention. Why you pointing me out? Why you giving me special attention? >> I'll be like, "Come here, little one. Let me show you some cool moves." >> [laughter] >> I'm all just like, "He's spinning my helicopter hat right now." Come on, dude. [laughter] What the hell? He's using two fingers. Oh, what is that?
10:03 >> Mr. Dunn, no. No, Mr. Dunn. Joke I made earlier was a complete joke. >> He's like, "You don't call me Mr. Dunn. You call me Mr. Finish." >> [laughter] >> You think I would say that? I would say, "It's Professor Dunn. You're supposed to call me Professor." Yeah, call him sensei, dude. Call him sensei. You're crazy. "Now I'm done." That's what he would say. That's the tagline. I would never I would never use my name as like a pun, dude. I would never do that. Yeah, right. I've never done that. My dad used to do it. I used to be like, "Shut up." What would your dad do it? He would always uh Like, "I'm not Mr. Dunn. I'm Mr. Fun." No, he wouldn't say that. He would always like emphasize Dunn or something like something ████ lame, dude. I think I blocked out of my You must have hated Oh, I hated it, dude. >> want to make puns out of Ja Rule? Ja Rule? Ja Wrong? Ja Say it again. Isn't that your name? Ja Wrong. Ja Wrong? Yeah, dude. Probably like, "Ja Wrong? No, Ja Dunn."
10:54 That's what he said, right? All right, dude. That's it. End the ████ video, BRO. I'M NEVER COMING back to Vegas. >> [laughter] >> I THINK THEY HAVE TO tell us what his dream >> Oh yeah, what's your dream? What's your dream? Sorry, sorry, sorry. >> He wants to be A PROSTITUTE NARC. >> [laughter] >> HE'S A PROSTITUTE REVIEWER? For For just teach teach kids in the gym or something. >> [laughter] >> Dude, an elephant trainer. >> ████ lame, dude. No, no, no. We're going to If money didn't matter, would you stop doing anything related to Kinjaz? Yeah, you're getting paid 3 mil a year right now. Yep. When you say if money didn't matter, is it like the doing or like I have unlimited money? However you want. it. >> Yeah, you got 3 million [laughter] 3 million a year and they keep they just drop it once and in January 1st every year in the bank account. >> What do you like to do? If I'm getting 3 million a year, if I'm I'm not done yet,
11:44 all right? >> [laughter] >> If I'm getting 3 million a year, I'm definitely not dropping Kinjaz stuff. I'm I'm doing the petty Kinjaz stuff. >> What's that? I'm just doing the things that are like like flexing like we just we look so cool even though we're losing a bunch of money cuz I'm spending like 2 million out of my 3 million a year just to look cool and then we're not making any money but I get 3 million a year dropped off every ████ January. So you'd still want to ████ with that community like the dance community? Out of pettiness. Oh. To make the haters >> To still be top dogs. >> like sad and stuff. Yeah. Or like to like completely like you know uh own and monopolize an entire sector of the market so other people can't do it. I'll do it out of pettiness. >> own or you do this. I have a I have an idea. You you do your own event called the Kinjaz Invitational. It's all the best dance crews. Kinjaz are also on the tournament and they win every year. [laughter] Cuz it's rigged.
12:35 And they win. >> That was basically a arena dance competition by the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's just for show. Can I use it for my orphanage? Orphanage? >> [laughter] >> My orphanage. Can I use it for my orphanage? >> That was good. >> What if they need a place to live? That was Peaky Blinders. Hey you Kinjaz are basically the bad team from Shaolin Soccer that goes >> [laughter] >> Right? You guys are Globo Gym. Shaolin Soccer dude. Doing the kicks underwater. >> [laughter] >> That's freaking Kinjaz baby. Was. Do you think Kinjaz be down to work in my underground secret save the kids system? >> We're going to collab. I don't know. I'll get back to >> Working in the shadows. I'll get back to you after we work on our boba time collab. >> kids system
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