0:00 The accident has to be fatal in order to be counted in the stat. >> What if Asians just are hard at dying? >> [laughter] >> They're like, boom, boom, boom, boom, I'm still alive, ████ >> But they're getting into the accidents. >> You can't kill me. >> What if Asians are hard at dying? >> [laughter] >> That's why they live to like 90. >> Okay, do you guys really believe, honestly, like don't pull your punches on this. Do you really believe Asians are the worst drivers on the road? >> Why did you look? >> WHY YOU GOT TO DO THIS? >> WHY DID YOU LOOK at her? Why did you look at her? >> Cuz she Asian. [laughter] >> Speak your heart. Speak your heart. >> I >> So, she's only half bad? >> She's actually a good driver, but I will say yes. >> [laughter] >> Not to her, but to answer your question. Oh my god, like literally I was like
0:50 driving and this Asian woman woman saw me and she just turns into traffic and then flicks me off. I'm like, lady. >> Woah, she flicked you off? >> Yes, she's like, I'm like, what do you Yes. >> She flicked you off with the bird? >> Yes, like she waited till I got this close to her to dart out to like turn. >> She must be second generation. She's not very very western. >> I I don't know. She was I don't know. >> Yeah, cuz if she was like an immigrant, she would have hit you with one of these. >> [laughter] >> So, of the Asians though, you would say women over men? >> There's a ranking? >> Uh no, I just think collectively. >> [laughter] >> I'm not sure how they drive over wherever. >> Based off of the data of your life's experience only. >> Both equally bad. I mean, awful. Asian men drive slow, Asian women chaos. >> Okay. >> They They want to kill themselves or
1:41 something the way that they drive. >> No, [laughter] it's true. They're always threatening it, too. They're always threatening. >> What do you think? What do you think? >> Are Asians? >> Yeah. Asians worst drivers. And well, in America. >> Well, what's happening? I don't understand. Like, what's happening that's that's different? >> Okay, so a lot of a lot of specifically Asian countries, right? They have uh really really different traffic rules that happen to work for them. So, for example, in like even in a lot of areas in Asia or Vietnam or China or whatever, it feels like there are no rules. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, they don't stop at stop lights. >> And because there's no rules, it's almost like everybody always has to pay attention to what's going on and that's the normal. So, like there's actually very few accidents. I actually think in America or like Los Angeles is way easier to get killed in traffic because everybody thinks they're right of way, everybody's supposed to do things a certain way. So, you just go like 80
2:32 miles an hour and you're just like, "This is my right away." And that's why ████ happens all the time and people ████ die all the time. Whereas like over there, it's like wild wild west, so you're always kind of head on a swivel. You never go 80 miles an hour out there. >> Yeah. >> So, I think when they come over here, in their mind, they're just like, "We're all paying attention to each other, right? Oh, I missed my turn. I think it's right." You know, like they're just following this what to us in America is like, >> Yeah. >> "What the ████ you idiot?" Cuz yes, you do have to assimilate. If you go to a new spot, you got to learn the real rules. That's the wrong way to drive here, you know? >> But then they don't stop at lights or anything like that. >> They just been accustomed to different traffic rules, is all. >> When I was over there, I thought that everyone was just chaotic. So, I rode however I wanted to. And when I pulled up to a cafe, the guy came out and he goes, "Yo, man, you got to tell your buddy to stop driving so crazy." AND I'M LIKE, "ME?"
3:23 >> [laughter] >> I'M LIKE, >> DID YOU STOP AT A STOP SIGN? >> Do you see all these other people? >> But you're right, there's a there's a unwritten rule. >> But they don't stop at lights. They freaking run stop signs. >> FOR? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> IT HELPS keeps things like organized to an extent, but it just works for them. I'm not saying it works for us because of how we grew up. >> what the problem is? The stop light wasn't invented by a black man, so maybe that's why they're like, >> [laughter] >> they said, "F███ this, man." >> Only for Africans. >> So, what's the >> [laughter] >> What's the traffic violations you would get in like one of them countries? Like, you stopped at a stop sign. "Hey, I saw you stop." >> Traffic traffic. They don't Like, the police are for real doing crime in a lot of other places. >> That's maybe like a really American thing. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> For us, they're like, "This is good money. We got to get this, you know?"
4:15 >> No, in Asia, they stop you they stop you to extort you like a Mexican police. >> And like your the the concept of your car isn't so much an extension of you over there. Like, over here, it's like if someone ████ with your car, it's almost like they ████ with you. Over there, like cars are like shoes almost. Like, you'll see a car like parked between two cars and he'll just bump his way out. >> [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> And then everyone's fine with it. Whereas over here, you'd be like, "Yo, THAT'S MY ████ CAR. WHAT THE ████ You scratched it up." Over there, like if you freak out, they're like, "What the hell? That's just A CAR." >> NO. >> [laughter] >> NO, I LITERALLY SAW AN Asian woman do that. >> Boom. Boom. >> No. >> I'M LOOKING LIKE, "OH. >> [laughter] >> IT'S A BUMPER CAR. LIKE, FENDER BENDERS ARE NOTHING. >> That's why they're there. That's why they're called >> The bumpers. Like, the bumpers are
5:05 bumper as much >> If you If you If you remove yourself though, like it's it makes more sense that way. >> Meanwhile, they're like, "Americans are the worst drivers on the planet." What the ████ It was a red light, they stopped. >> Exactly, dude. Exactly. I bet you got way more deaths out here. >> Oh, probably. Absolutely. >> Out here, people be driving so fast that you see bodies on the ████ freeway signs. >> We saw one on the highway today. We did. A man was asleep like just on the on the ████ freeway. >> Sleep Who knows if he was asleep. We didn't check. >> I promise you he was like, if you pulled over to like your tire was ████ up, somebody's going to run him over. He might be dead. Yeah. >> Well, you could tell what kind of Asian they are by how they drive. >> How so? >> Yeah, because all right, if there's a Japanese driver, they follow all the rules and they but but to the point where sometimes you got to go with the flow of traffic, but you they don't. Cuz they'll be at 65 on the dot.
5:56 Well, everyone's going 80 mph. So, they're the ones causing damage, right? >> Yeah, yeah. [laughter] >> If they're Korean, they're going to make up their own rules and if a cop pulls them over, they're going to fight them because they made up rules. They'll be like, "No, THIS NOT THE RIGHT. This is the right way, you know?" If they're Chinese, they're breaking every single rule cuz they want to. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. The Vietnamese, they're not paying attention cuz they're gambling WHILE THEY'RE DRIVING. >> [screaming] >> WELL, ARE YOU GUYS READY TO HEAR THE STATS? >> YES. >> Oh my god. >> So, there actually was a study. They wanted to find out for real which race in America >> Wait, I do have an I would say the worst I the worst I've personally ever seen is Indian women. >> Really? >> Indian women are the >> Oh, I didn't even think about that. >> are even worse. The hello every good luck everybody else. >> [laughter] >> REALLY? INDIAN I'VE SEEN that so many
6:47 times and I'm like, "Did y'all just learn how to drive last week?" >> Maybe they did. >> I think it might be, but [laughter and gasps] y'all need to deal with something about that. >> dangerous one I've seen are actually people on their phones. I almost saw a person get run over by the car cuz the person in the crosswalk was on the phone. And then the car, the person driving was on their phone. So, this person was oblivious, this person was oblivious and they ████ missed like this. And I was like, "Oh my ████ god!" in the car like this and I guess I screamed so loud in the car that both of them heard me and they're looking at me like I'm weird. I'm like, "What the ████ You guys just almost died right now." >> They looked at you? >> Yeah, cuz I was like, "Oh my ████ god!" like that cuz it it looked like she was like, "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?" >> [laughter] [screaming] >> DANG. SO, THEY did 11 years worth of study to find out. Jewish people? >> No. >> [laughter]
7:37 >> No, because lately in those like documentaries and ████ when they go to the Jewish neighborhoods, everyone got busted up cars and they keep talking about the car accidents. So I thought that was that was the thing. >> Well, here's the thing. You will be surprised to learn that out of all the um all of the ethnicities reviewed, Asians are the ACTUAL LOWEST. >> WHAT? >> WOAH, that's like a turn. >> Then how come the insurance is always the highest in the Asian neighborhood? >> Because here's the catch. They judge accidents by fatality. Asians are probably causing the most like minor >> Like scratches. >> inconveniences to people. Like they'll probably cause you to crash in some other dude, but they won't be the one crashing. >> [laughter] >> If that makes sense. They're good luck everybody else. >> Yeah. So all the everyone else in the back crashed into each other and then
8:27 she goes away scot-free. >> Yeah. So like Asian lady might pull out of McDonald's not even looking at you and then that jukes you, you hit some other guy who just happened to be non-Asian and [laughter] now the stat is skewed, you know what I mean? So So here, I'll read it to you. So so per per capita per 100,000 yearly, uh Asians are only 3.06 fatalities. That's very low. Next after that is >> percent? >> Uh yeah, 3.06 uh fatalities yeah. The average of in every 100,000 population. >> Uh and this is these are the people that died in the accident, okay? So the the accident has to be fatal in order to be counted in the stat. >> What if Asians just are hard at dying? >> [laughter] >> I'm like, "Boom, boom, boom, boom. I'M STILL ALIVE, MOTHERFUCKER." >> IT COULD BE THAT, TOO. >> [laughter] >> It could be that. >> But they're getting into the accidents.
9:18 >> Yeah. You can't kill me. >> What if Asians are hard at dying? >> [laughter] >> That's why they live to like 90. >> This is the same guy who's like, "I LOVE TO READ." >> [laughter] >> KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. >> [laughter] >> NEXT UP AFTER that at 9.38 is Hispanic. Next up after that is uh Pacific Islander or Native Hawaiian at 10.222. >> Cuz [laughter] the Asians in their neighborhood are ████ getting them to crash against each other. >> Hol brotha. >> Next [laughter] Next after that is 11 at 11.04 is white. >> Okay. >> From that, 13.7 is black. >> OH ████ DAMN. [laughter] DAMN. >> AND then at 29.12 >> Woah, 29.
10:09 >> [laughter] >> Native American. >> What's left? Yeah, what's Mexican? >> Is um it's American Indian, yeah. >> So they're the worst. >> They're the worst. >> First of all, if they only make 1% less than 1% of the population. >> That's the thing. So like >> They're all drunk while they're driving. >> So as So it's they're in they're in one group. It's It's uh It's Native American and uh Alaskan Native. They're in They're in one group. >> But also you're saying it's per capita uh uh So because there's so few of them >> So out of 100,000 of them, yeah, out of 100,000 of them, that's how many of them are dying in car accidents. >> Cuz they're drinking and driving on the reservations and stuff. >> No, cuz there's all these Chinese people that THEY'RE DRIVING BEHIND. >> [laughter] >> YOU STILL BLAMING YEAH? >> YEAH, because no, here's my This is This is how I know, okay? Indians own casinos, Chinese people love going to
10:59 them. And what ends up happening is the Indian like poker dealer, he's like ████ falling asleep and then the ████ comes and another ████ comes and then they ████ weave and drive it and he gets hit and then he dies. So the Indian guy dies because of Chinese driver. >> It's in the stats. >> The Chinese guy, I'M HARD AT DYING. >> [laughter] >> I'M HARD AT DYING. >> HE PROBABLY KNOWS TAI CHI, YOU KNOW, so he's like bouncing off ████ He's like, "Oh ████ Oh ████ Oh s███." >> must have flow like the [laughter] water in the teacup. >> Yeah. >> I still believe though like in my actual heart, I there's no way I can accept that Asians aren't causing the most minor accidents at least. >> You'll become the car. I will fight FOR THAT ████ >> [laughter] >> FOR SURE. >> BECOME THE MICROPHONE. >> [laughter]
11:49 >> You're a star, bro. Take him on tour. >> [laughter] >> But yeah, that's for as far as fatality goes, the American Indian and Alaskan Native are the >> Right here. >> Well, that's because there's so few of them, right? Like if there's like if one if one Yeah, no, but but still if one Native American guy dies, that's like 5% already. >> No, no, it's per 100,000. Per 100,000 Native Americans versus 100,000 Asians. >> a Native. [laughter] >> What the ████ is this? How come you're the one that ████ it up? You ████ up the other one yesterday. >> You got to finesse it. Finesse it, dude. >> Before I was on his side, but now I'm on the mic. >> going to say are we going to skip the fact that they got nervous when it was 13% for black people? Are we going to skip that one? >> No, that was like hold on, wait, it can't be us. >> [laughter] >> Why is it always 13 13% 13th Amendment?
12:40 Leave us alone. >> That's what I'm saying. LIKE GOD DAMN, WE make up 13% of the population. >> But at the root of it, it's a ████ that's getting everyone to crash. >> Bro, I did >> What if because the Chinese guy turns into another in the in the city [laughter] in the car? All right, you turn into the white guy. >> I just love that it said Asian, but and we just all decided the Asian was Chinese, the one that was causing all the [laughter] accidents. Cuz that's the most of them. >> Yeah, that's true. I I'll go with that. Because like based on anecdotal situations, like on your on your own experience as a driver, that's who I'm ████ almost hitting. >> If you go to K-Town or you go to Little Tokyo, you go to like uh you go to like Eagle Rock, you don't you're not scared for your life. You go to to [snorts] Chinatown, you're like, oh ████ I better buckle the ████ up. I don't know what's going
13:30 to happen." >> Chinatown at nighttime is like the ████ purge for cars. Like, it's terrible. >> Drunk Koreans? >> Yeah, yeah. >> don't stop at the stop sign. >> They just turn the lights off. The lights just stop working. He broke the microphone. >> You broke it for me. >> Yeah, just you hold it like >> because you broke it. >> today. >> Because you broke it, Anthony, final word. What do you say? What do you think of all this? The stats, everything. Tell us. >> I think that I think I think for sure Chinese people are the worst drivers. >> 100% no matter what. >> I don't I don't think that those stats are correct. >> Cuz my mom exists. That's why. >> They definitely just need to do this the other They need to do the other stat. The stat that's like how what's the percentage of Chinese people causing fatalities? >> Dude, but see, that's the hard part is that I could totally see that some I
14:20 don't know why I keep saying Chinese, too. Some Chinese lady could cause an accident and continue driving without even knowing she did anything. You know what I mean? It's [laughter] not really good. Good >> I could also see the Chinese lady doing it, hearing the screech, looking in the rearview mirror, seeing the accident, and going, "Oh." >> [laughter]
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