0:00 [Music] a man walks into a friend's into friend's steakhouse in a place called uh clanton okay it's in alabama hmm sounds like plant oh spoke like oh alabama yeah i mean i want to drink clamton like clan town oh damn he figured it out let's put it on clientele [Laughter] do the clapton dance not for that face it wouldn't even be
0:50 funny to me it wouldn't be funny to me i'm gonna lose a loose situation damn clan damn but that was pretty good though whatever i don't even know what he did he looked like you at the clan town jamboree so jason todd walks into this into this place where his band was playing one final set uh a summer three years ago tanya anderson his wife stood outside in the parking lot drunk demanding to drive herself home he told her you cannot drive and i will take you shortly after i pay for my tab uh he's like i'm not mad at you and she's like ████ you i'll walk home right and then he didn't think she was gonna walk home um she didn't say ████ you she said fine uh [Laughter] she began walking and then um she got struck and killed by an oncoming vehicle that was him no okay the irony would
1:41 have been crazy because he's all like no you can't be walking low and then he comes and he drunk drives drunk and he hits her well the irony is that the man stopped his wife from driving drunk and then she got killed anyways oh by another drunk driver it doesn't say by a drunk driver maybe she was a drunk walker and she was walking in the middle of the road so he shouldn't even let her walk yeah so um but in in an unusual turn local police opted to charge the husband with manslaughter for the death of her why his crime was throwing his wife's keys across the road sending her on a precarious deadly search and he has repeatedly denied throwing her keys there's no evidence that he actually did that and he was too drunk to remember anyway he was way too ████ up it says it's remembered how did they even come to that like how'd they find
2:31 out about the keith maybe someone at the bar was like i saw him i saw him well i saw him i saw him she ████ threw that ████ thing i got that case oh it wasn't the mask it was just the joke yeah it was accent it was excellent uh so now the husband's suing uh the police officer who's whose investigation led to the charge counter suit and he's also suing the restaurant and the driver in state court for his wife's death not a suing going around huh yeah uh that's exactly right awesome i see the ████ out everybody as well yeah imagine like how ████ s█████ that situation is and then people were like oh it's your fault you're getting charged for manslaughter that's crazy yeah so it was around midnight when a 2007 blue dodge charger struck her and kept driving um anybody gonna charge the the driver yeah they're
3:21 like oh ████ yeah yeah oh ████ there's a guy we're totally forgetting about here well the guy was inside trying to take care of his tab and he also told he also because it was his band he was like hey we're not going to play our last set like like you know um i just want to make sure i take care of my wife right but he was still inside the inside the bar and then he didn't know that she had left and apparently she was outside with her camera phone light on looking for something in the road which is what makes them allege that he threw the keys maybe oh it could have been anything could have we don't know she could have been looking for bugs or uh what about the driver that killed her and drove off the hit and run you mean yeah they threw them on a parade that charger was too sick man it's got it's fine yeah yeah where's the drunk driver in all of this or just a driver yeah so the driver is
4:11 also being investigated right now right big for manslaughter but they but they want to charge um the husband because of what led to her being in the middle of the road being an enabler charging the bar this this uh this ex-girlfriend who told her boy ex-boyfriend to go kill himself she's uh she's being charged with um what is it like murder or something like that i heard about that she's like second degree she played guilty plead guilty wow yeah originally she said not and they do a documentary on that no it's too recent really new i heard another case on that was it was based on documentary same kind of story but it was like a little more dark than just that i was like damn that's crazy man like you could talk some ████ it didn't be charged for ████ murder but didn't she like work him like it was
5:01 like it was really yeah yeah it was it was intense it wasn't your usual like kill yourself it wasn't him saying he was gonna do it and she was like well then ████ do it like she really pushed it maybe you should do it oh she was like convincing him she had like a powerpoint she was the source of the ████ idea yeah like hey killing yourself would solve a lot of this ████ right over time over time like he would be like what do you want to eat well how would you kill yourself it was like kind of that ████ like how do you bring that kind of conversation up like hey have you ever thought about offing yourself just you know hypothetically like a commercial you know well when you say you're like that it's so you're suffering from living side effects include stress [Laughter] side effects or diarrhea still i'm bored ████ man is life getting boring haven't died in a while all your friends
5:52 at jk roasting you too much did i say that out loud i was just supposed to think it yeah i can't get it i don't get it that's not really relatable to people at home yeah you having problems a guy this good looking come on now yeah i did this sex however over here guy who ████ a lot gets his dick sucked no one has any sympathy for that oh poor anthony gets his ████ sucked every night yeah oh can't take a couple jokes from bart dude i'm not the one steve steve's going to roast them i'm mr nice guy when you wear a hat that's like eight sizes too small for your body it ████ it's so cute when you say stuff joe should biden run again yeah yeah ████ yeah let's go biden there it is what is that character remember that guy
6:42 in the primaries oh howard dean oh dave spell oh just kept thinking ████ his cheer howard dean he never survived that no no that ruined his whole ████ that's crazy man how did that how do you even scream like that do anything wrong it was just like so black he was just he was just absolutely ████ he had a red bull and he was like let's go he was too he was too hyped and everybody got embarrassed for him discovered the most uncool sound you could make it's just such an unfortunate you could have the sickest policies and no one gives a ████ yeah dude like hey you're actually the yarra guy yeah you want to give me free health care yeah what about jared though who was he running against he was running against bush this was like 2000 oh because that was like when john kerry got the uh yeah got the nomination that's what they
7:32 needed is like an exclamation consultant to be like hey when you get excited this is your sound because they didn't have that ████ no no it went wild campaign managers like don't do that again in tennessee okay you're killing us man with that ████ ████ that's a very vermont move because he was the governor of vermont at the time oh sorry maybe that's so yeah but that's a very low populated state all the vermonters were like ████ yeah dude find some representation but then everyone was like yo this is just whack as ████ vermont's the size of san jose you could drive through no ████ way you could go like this while you're you could be driving and then not off you drove through vermont no but it is pretty quick though like i went i went up there to snowboard oh when you went to maine dude yeah like from no vermont new hampshire all those little ████ cheese size uh places they're the size of cheese you know like
8:23 in under an hour or no about an hour yeah not up and down but side to side yeah yeah wow well so uh back to the story uh this ████ if he gets charged for manslaughter because the case is on him that would suck but if he wins everybody who ████ charged them should go to hell i mean anytime you have a chance to sue the city for something it's ████ great i wish going to hell was uh was an actual thing you could win like like oh you wanna sue me for my money i'm gonna sue you to go to hell and then like if you win they actually have to go to hell yeah wow that'll be sick dude seems like come on ████ it's time to go to hell like what like throwing you like a volcano no like they open up satan's door and then you walk into the gates of hell duh so the guy who hit her i don't think
9:13 volcanoes have hell guy who hit her is blind in his right eye why is he driving well so they found the guy yeah yeah so he should have ████ used this open the the eye that worked he initially ran from he ran from the crime because he's blind his right eye thought he hit a deer and local authorities who examined his car determined that he did in fact hit a deer and they did not take samples from the hood oh because he's like oh i had a ████ deer so then so it's not totally the woman who's wearing dark clothing who's standing in the middle of the road who's intoxicated who gets hit by a car by a guy who's ████ blind in his right eye maybe there's a little bit of a case about how he's not guilty of throwing her keys in the road right yeah like maybe he didn't put her in the middle of the road when she got hit maybe a guy who's ████ blinded plot twist to this ████ like a like an onion wow blind in his right hand so lying on his right eye and
10:03 she was standing on the right side of the road so he hit and he's like oh ████ a deer and he called the cops i think i hit a deer is there a law about that yeah that dude's chair should be swiftly ████ this way yeah and then when the cops came they were like it looks like a fish he's just side eyeing about to drive if you have if you don't have to i don't think so a lot of people only have one eye though a glass a lot of them in the video they fought for one-eyed rights i think the sheriff was like um by the by the looks of the sequence sparkle all over the hood this deer was fabulous and it's not a human being it was a closeted deer it was a gate year got it so you know in that kind of state they wanted to keep it quiet right so they're like we're not gonna tell people we're not gonna sorry bad habit we're not
10:54 gonna tell people that there's an epidemic of gay deer yeah that's embarrassing that's embarrassing i can't wait and these people were like excuse me it's a genderless deer oh i see yeah and these people were like they're illegal immigrants i got a question why do we even need to be on the show josh just do the show [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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