0:00 [Music] a Japanese woman used a move that she learned from watching anime to subdue a thief in a convenience store martial arts that's tired what is it Nick show us the move what move wow she probably perched up and jumped on his back wow probably something like that yeah so basically a convenience store maybe a sweeping low kick or something in Japan this 23-year-old lady walked into a convenience store to do some shopping and then she we don't know if she ever like got what she was in there for she didn't get her tuna tuna sandwich we don't know what we do know is that while she was in the store a man attempted to shoplift a six-pack of beer and when he T tried to walk out of the front a clerk
0:51 confronted him and then they got entangled and then she sees the altercation and she steps in ins snares the Man's legs brought him to the ground and put him in a headlock wow W I thought she was going to do a tabletop she's going to all fource and the guy just pushes her sexy no Jutsu what's that that's basically when Naruto he goes and then he get turns into a naked girl that has like clouds around and all the guys always get nose bleeds and stuff oh and they pass out I thought she was watching a hentai anime so then she got on all fours and mesmerized the per and then he got too horny and then he got paralyzed also good move Happ that's a different version of what I said so she double Ed him she took him down she did and she um so the police are giving her accommodation she's like winning an award for this give her a black belt and she says I've never done martial arts I took a I took te ceremony lessons that's that's martial arts was that no I'm just
1:41 kidding the part of the tea that's just really I don't even know why she would say that I don't know why she would say that but she bringing that up that's like that's like I never took martial arts but I was once a barista at Starbucks like that's literally the same kind of it's like you're insecure or something it's like I did something yeah but I never but it's kind of similar right maybe she's just familiar with like the grace of hand techniques you know so funny maybe that's what she said I never took martial arts but I did take a knitting class in junior high yeah is that a related skill so she says I like anime so I just sort of imitated what I've seen in it no way you like anime that's crazy you like anime huh crazy some people that learn foreign languages just by watching their TV show
2:32 so maybe she actually did learn she did she said she watched Neo evangelon and she watches C but from one just watching it one time the only two you know that's ████ crazy you ████ busted busted but from watching One move real quick she was able to copy it that's pretty good she should take jiujitsu it could be her subconscious though like did she think oh I remember this move and then acted upon it or did she just just do it was like oh I learned that from anime I wish they asked her if only she probably just sprung in action dude she seems like that's what I'm saying she's just a hero I'm just surprised that this for six pack of beer that someone was stealing beer in Japan she's trying to give credits to anime I know what's this Korean doing over there get her out yeah this fck stealing beer and ████ go back to your dirty
3:22 country Japan that people just be jacking the way that we do I don't know there's a lot of foreigners like how Bart said yeah it seems so crime free there yeah do you hear how 7-Eleven Japan is coming to the states I can't wait that's the best Japanese 7 I can't wait all right Japanese 7-Eleven hack from Japan all right you ████ get the like fried chicken thing that they have KATU Sando no no just the Fried Chicken you mean like in the heat area yeah yeah yeah but then you go to the other area and they have two pancakes with honey on the inside and you make your own Japanese McGriddle dude and it's like a buck 50 wow so dank when I see when I see people get go to 7-Eleven and get the Geodon they get the the the sliced yeah is that what it's called I don't know I don't know the same ████ the sliced ribey and the
4:13 rice and the onions I don't know how they make their cheap food Gourmet like that blows my mind how you go to like a it's supposed to be a cheap dirty piece of ████ place and you go in and everything is like they branding how the ████ is this 99 Cents but in the states it would been 12 bucks well that's what makes you feel like it's not going to do well because it's all locally sourced ingredients right mother Lord burrito here it's like cuz if you go to 7-Eleven here it looks like it was made by someone who hate their life want to kill you it will still be made by someone who hates your life yeah dude those chicken wings over there those are those are tough cells at 7-Eleven cuz I look at them and I go this this can't be good for you but people buy it all the time and the taquitos my mother 7s yeah the chicken wings are bomb are they is it food looks like you're going to die
5:03 but the Japanese food looks like you're going to live up to 100 years old that's what I'm saying have you guys have you guys ever seen it's not tasty that's true heard crispy crunchy chicken that's the name gas station right sounds good is it good it's actually really good but you can only get them at like amms and ████ it's really bad amm fire yeah yeah but it's actually bomb it when there's fried chicken and I know there's no other person in like a 50 m radius it scares me yeah that's true cuz you're like this especially when I found out about like you know lemonade is supposed to be you know we we hate we all hate lemonade the chain yeah we it lemonade but like she might like it they Market it as like health foods but in the morning when they come bring the shipments it all comes in like giant bags like it's
5:53 already pre-made oh it's just presented health food because it because it's like there's no serving this is the serving yeah yeah yeah it's all low calorie you can eat a whole it's like this is a pizza it's like cool dude I hate them you like lemonade Japanese food man Japanese food is so bomb and you don't feel be able to replicate it you don't feel yucky after you get stuffed and you feel good it's our sourcing of our food though it's got radiation does it it's a good Fukushima ████ the a the atomic bombs the whole country we've been we've been radiated dude so I mean it tastes good but the fish got six eyes but they're getting fish from like China don't worry about it they just pay illegal fishermen all day long is there like so there's 7-Eleven in India too
6:44 right India yeah 71 wow wow you didn't have to I said India not La no but like you're so Indi how do you think it's Americans Telly but what do you guys think is like how do you think that feels if like Indian Indians been holding down 7-Eleven in America for the longest and now they have to bring Japanese 7-Eleven you think they're like we got it too don't you want ours like the Indian one might be pretty cool too yeah is this like an initiative like where they like just give like one little area Japanese 7-Eleven or just going to be like they're going to bust it out I think they're they're bringing the products first they're bringing the products look Japanese 7-Eleven is like notoriously fire yeah I don't think anybody ever
7:36 like yo India 7-Eleven no I never been what if it's HB if they bring straight Quicky Mar I'm down what did Quicky Mar have that you like was awesome a poo I thought they a right I did yeah you could get like uh what is it you can get Duff beer you get flaming M yeah have you been to Indian 7-Eleven I haven't that's why I was wondering cuz I just picture a guy I picture a guy serving to a Slurpee but the slurpie got to pass by his toe pass by his that's what the exactly that's with the cast you would just I don't know you would just think because so many of them be holding down here that they would have one that's like yeah that's true Indian products no no no no let let's just keep let me keep my American one oh
8:26 yeah it's a good botel dang yeah they're not trying to have themed 7-Elevens out here I love them but the weird thing is if they do this Japanese one right and they're still local like sourcing the local ingredient not going to work it's just going to be American ████ right bring that ████ over do is make sure that there are freaking matcha Kit Kats or green tea Kit Kats or whatever Wasabi Kit Kats the ████ Japanese mosquito repellent like all that ████ it's going to be fired but if they had just like only giri imagine just only giri in there or like Japanese beard years but it might be the worst of that you've ever had in your life it might be the worst only gear you've ever had don't say that but they already have that at the convenience stores here well also too remember Albertson's like I don't know 5 years ago is like we're going to become really good at Sushi and they just like make grocery store Sushi yeah
9:16 there's already 7-Eleven Sushi and they advertise it everywhere is it good I don't think so doesn't look good they have like a guy standing at a sushi station at every single Albertson's M but but the sushi doesn't look sushi grade fish like the fish looks like they just got the salmon farm that they just brought over I'm like I don't know if that's sushi grade fish but you can't ask a rich guy Joe ask a rich is good Alberton yeah phenomenal really it's amazing really sushi for real for real the no he's lying wait who here who here likes Yoshinoya like in LA enjoy I like it then I think we're going to like the 7-Eleven Japanese yoso Japan is Bomb yoso if you think yoso good if you think this yoso is good you'll probably like Japanese 71 that
10:08 comes here probably going to be the same level they got legit shifts on it though you know like went down in the last like 10 years can we get y it could ble window down but then so has my quality as a person they give you like 25% of the meat they cover they give you like 20 and then they change the sauce where it's just super sugar you got to get combo XL that's why got the upsell baby and the highlighter veggies yo but the four different B highlighter veggies that stains the rice I've never been I've heard bad things so oh there's bad things yeah you should stay away but they have four B I try it though neon vegetables the glow stick ones yeah glow stick vegetables I think you're po but yoso in Japan though show vegetables ████ if you go to as so good y unbeatable sounds like it's just a Japan you need to do is bring that one ████ Ramen Shop here where
10:58 you literally go to the little vending machine they have in New York talking about ichir yeah ich but then you ████ in New York but then you make Top Ramen for like 18 bucks with like American Cheese Slices and a couple like you know. you could get a instant ichon I know but it's not the same The Experience don't even talk to anybody you just sit in your little cute you know they need to bring those vending machines from Japan here where you can get everything see that's nice level that is the ████ really be buying ████ from that I mean want in a blue moon cuz it'll make you feel like ████ but America America we can have nice things like you destroy some's going to tag it up huh yeah well you just suddenly feel as an American you suddenly feel the urge to pee on it sucks man it changes huh yeah they got to start they got to start putting
11:48 at lagona beach first peeing on everything I'm like I'm probably going to like wipe my poop on it but I don't want to I don't know why they don't have this impul they have a vending machines over there where one side is cold and one side is hot and then you just pick and you can get like a hot canned drink it's ████ good what's a what's the best caned drink I don't think we're smart and for that for some we no you get like Lattes or you could get like you know hot orange drinks or Plum tea or whatever Next Level yeah but it'll just get it'll just get kicked in you see those Cake Boss vending machines in the airport in Vegas Cake Boss yeah you get cake boss we got a C it's actually pretty good is it yeah well dude I I was going by that thing and I was like I got to poop on this thing no we got like a car cake we got a
12:39 red velvet it was pretty good it's probably covered in chemicals but dude terrible yeah no it was good I liked it
// end of tape