0:00 have you guys ever lied to get laid absolutely what what's a lie I'm huge I got I got three that's not shut up I that's going to work against you all right I'll tell you a story in North Dakota there's a 48-year-old woman her name's AA canoer and she's dating a 50 why did you guys laugh she you're trying to think of pun she laugh you stop this her name is AA canoer she's dating a 51 one-year-old named Steven Riley and uh during their relationship she learned about a $13 million wealth that he had and she got hornier she got hornier yeah that would have made me hornier I'll be like I already love you but wo I love you even more now what do you think she did after finding out about that killed him poisoned him she schemed up a way to
0:51 poison ladies always poison dude antifreeze are they even married antire were they married yeah you know you got it put it in the drink and then it looks like they had a heart condition very common but were were they married that's cool dating that's stupid then she's not going to Heir nothing hang on okay take that so uh she believed that since he had lived together for over seven years she was entitled to inheriting his fortune as common law wife in California that's true that's not true in CN never mind okay I just thought cuz I thought when you they're in North Dakota I thought when you married or not married when you live with a partner in California x amount of years they already consider that as you guys are married I don't think common law marriage exists in California Cal's marriage experence it says it doesn't they abolished it in
1:42 1895 I remember yeah I was right that was a crazy day huh yeah Joe's still in feudal Japan everybody was upset everybody was upset all right so this that's the future for me this is in North Dakota and uh so that's her assumption that like yeah you know we've been living together for over seven years by cohabiting that long I'm common law wife but three things went wrong with this plan the first she got caught for murder well the for the first is that North Dakota isn't even one of those states that does observe maybe like do your research before yeah she's like damn it that's South Dakota there are there are states that do but North Dakota is not one of them the second is that uh the suspicions among Steven's family caused investigators to find out that in fact IA did in fact poison him ████ and third the $30 million Fortune never even existed oh it was a lot it was just made
2:32 up what if he he was saying that to get laid but instead of getting laid he got killed I mean they were together they were together for years but I guess that might have been something he exaggerated about just completely lied but if someone has that kind of money right like wouldn't you be able to tell based on how they spend that spend there's a lot of reasons why she's seems really stupid yeah wait really stupid how does the most shocking thing is why why would you lie about $30 million it's 13 or 30 30 well I mean he's trying to get laid no guys lie all the time for that many years she hold out on was you're a millionaire you never SE how many millions do you got okay if if you were lying to get laid how much money would you say you had I would say zero I'd be like I'm broke and I need
3:23 you to save that's what people with money actually say yep I got millions true it's true true I've seen your bank accounts I would say you don't want people to only like you for your money so you say you don't have money yeah have you guys ever lied to get laid absolutely what what's the lie I'm huge I got I got three that's not shut up that's going to work against you yeah that's not what you say oh the only lie I would say was like oh I'm not like that all right but he was like that and I get Boogie every female was like sure and I get Boogie I would get Boogie after I like oh she's like oh you free I ████ I'm not like that so whatever I'm not like that whatever they say your response is I'm not like that
4:14 no well I act shy you know I'm just like are you rich so a girl like can you eat me out I'm not like no no no you know cuz girls ask all the time can you eat me out it's like this it's not break this down break this down for so I would lie about being like just like shy I'm could not confident I'm just like and the girls always wait for the dudes to make the moves but everyone I've been with they they always made the first moves I was like horny for stupid no no no I'm not saying I'm not being no I've seen it though I've seen it I'm not being I'm just like oh it's all I got you I'll sleep on the ground and you can sleep on the bed and I'll be like waiting I'll be like say it and then she she would go you could be in the bed with me yikes dude this guy and then she would hey she would go you can sleep in the bed with me TK and I was like Bango get honestly that's the M my moves is
5:05 just like always respectful be humble be shy and then wow as soon as I know they're they're confident in what they want then I'm just like Bango baby show he's like well okay I guess say that starts unb sure about this okay meanwhile he turns up the AC like blasting like d he starts stretching out starts putting his foot up here I know your moves no hey that only yeah the only one where I tried was just like what you want to eat what you want to drink and then I was just like but it was after that one incident look how cool right after that one incident where I had to spend money to keep feeding her I had to keep buying her drinks after that incident I was like I ain't going to spend no more time and money like that on just to get the meow you know what I'm saying I was just like the man
5:55 she's going to have to want it herself so I was like I ain't going to force yeah let her know that's kind of the sickest way I've ever heard to get L that's a I'm not buy you McDonald's no more I'm GNA try that Bango I can back him up on I've seen I've seen girls be interested in him just because he's so funny and not paying attention to them you know what I mean like he's not trying so they're just like that's the move funny guy whoa whoa whoa yeah that's my problem I too much attention please go out with me please please I'll buy you McDonald's I'll buy you McDonald's I saw sou do it how about you Cen have you ever lied to get laid Yeah all the time that's the only way I get laid what kind of Lies do you have to say tight she ALS she has that drug the guys too yeah I got to drug I got I just like imagining that world ru's a dude damn
6:47 brutal so like how it's okay when you do it this this guy somehow lies about 30 million right but then also if you're with a dude and didn't know he had the money and you're with them for years and then you find out he has the money what what if you if you just stay with him then you have the money too right you know yeah yeah they just don't sound like a smart couple like she's like well I'll kill them and I can actually have it yeah I feel like this is some like just IQ on both ends what if he's been saying that since they were dating well is it something that she found out later you said that she say when she found out but I mean if they were they've been together for that many years I mean like what if she's been like this whole time yet have all this ████ money you're not even paying half the bills I'm taking care of your ass and she's like when when are you going to stop being a scrooge and then
7:37 they fight fight fight and she goes you know what I'm just going to kill this ████ I bet that's what happened he deserves die yeah yeah yeah it could be that it could it could have been that's an interesting way of seeing it he goes oh you're such a baller huh okay well you're live we're living together why single toilet paper yeah yeah yeah like how come I pay the red if you such a ████ baller and goes well it's it's it's it's it's and he's always has an excuse cuz now he has this like lie that he started with and he has to keep lying you know what's interesting what one thing I thought like still occurs that I I forgot but I had a friend who uh her boyfriend seemed so rich like his social media this dude looks like he's got so much money and then like when I talk to her she's like that F's broke yeah in massive amounts of debt let's talk about that we know so many people in I knew a guy with a Lamborghini and I started talking to him
8:28 for a little bit and then I started realizing little holes in a story and I'm just like oh you're just a massive amount of debt and and they're ████ frauds yeah you're frauds yeah what kind of Lies was he saying well about like how how good he is in business and I was like oh great tell me about your business and then it would just be like yeah yeah so like like you know real estate right well it's I kind like that I rent out it's kind of like that I rent out these exotic cars I'm like great how many different cars do you have it's a right oh was just this one for now cuz he's renting that car well no he he's not lying he rented out that car so he he does rent out that car but he's in massive debt to that car so it's not a business you bought this car upside down on it $250,000 in debt so he has to turo
9:18 that car Turing and you're calling it a business so it's just like that was that was the angle uhoh phony he's just in the first year you know give him give him a couple years then he's going to get three go on dragons then you got to give him a chance colen you can't turn Lamborghini yeah
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