0:03 shut the it's always that song just one hand just one hit no he's turning it against him [Music] no welcome back to careful boys today in honor of all the hugeness of this WWE explosion all over Netflix and how popular that was the careful boys are going to remember the top moments in WWE history www www do no no just W URL are we just going to Remember by watching or we going to talk about if you guys have you if you guys have some moments I will pull was this inspired by yesterday we were talking about wrestling yes it is there was a there was an old lady her
0:54 name I forgot what her name was Cindy loer no I'm just kidding China you know what I'm talking about I know the way who takes the Sun not only takes a she gets she gets beat up a lot she's wearing a neck brace and the dudle boys the Tag Team tag team they do 3D they pick her legs up and they hit her with a with a 3D and they they throw her through a table they Power Bomb her through a table Aunt May or some ████ yeah sper not China huh no she's much older than China got it may yeah May here we go Mark Henry has just been decimated by these two tag Champions I can't understand why they didn't I guess they're satisfied with oh they gave her the belt which is a nice gesture but I think they're setting her up uhoh oh dude they take her to the
1:45 balcony I forgot about this they don't even do anything this is so funny but she's like an old school professional wrestler though so she's pretty gangster The Dudley boys were were some of the most diabolical guys God what's going to happen look you see they're probably just going to wheel her out of there see when when Bubba Ray get that look in his eyes that means you know he's going crazy Oh my he said oh he was going to launcher thank [Applause] God come on they would never do that they're good guys they don't do wrestling like this anymore for God's sake she's in a wheelchair have any you guys seen this before no [Music] oh the humanity What's the storyline for
2:35 why you that's ████ crazy they're going full heal that's what it is they want you to know that like these guys are the worst guys cuz they'll ████ a grandma bro seven-year-old Nikki watching this is like ████ you guys I hate you that's me streaming the TV I wish somebody would do something about these deadly boys you see what they did to that grandma she just a nice lady trying to get out of there someone did that to my grandma I'd going kill him why was she there you know what I mean it's like this nice lady's just trying to get out of there wait is she is she was she like a former wrestler yeah she used an OG OG so they used to do things where like if you there was a wrestler he would have like a assistant or something like that or somebody like walking them out and I think she was the assistant and they said you know what we're going to beat the ████ out of this old lady and she knew how to take the hits and all that so good though so so funny so another
3:25 one this isn't WWE chill out everybody this is a this is a uh WC impact this is impact but it's with you know the man right so this is Jay Lethal and Ric Flair speaking up J lethal interrupted Ric Flair and his fortune faction bro Ric Flair is like 71 every era I see Ric Flair he just looks so old and so different he's like blue he's purple woo I had the privilege the road up and down wow parties kissing the girls them cry with the horsemen you guys as far as
4:15 I'm concerned are no Horseman that is disrespectful to me and this wrestling business perfect we're [Applause] clear on the wall who is the fairest of them all why you nature your boy not that piss at Jayo not that piss oh yeah oh yeah sweating yeah did here we go make him do the walk make him do the walk come on brother let's see what you got you can let's see what you got throw all your away come on you you want you want to see something let me show you something talking over each other I don't know who's who you
5:07 understand watch this stupid look how pissed he is oh damn these fools are ████ crazy that's the elbow drop ████ you can't beat me you can't do me and I'm cutting you off right now you're cutting me off you don't cut me off hey don't you start that with me what the ████ is it literally the same exact tone don't you be upset F kid we son of a gun that can kiss any woman right here even that fat one even that fat one no dude be upset because they tore
5:59 old space Mountain down don't be upset but hey because because of ride oldest ride longest line oldest R I wonder if it's all improv oh yeah these guys are great improv artists you got man let's see what you got the you know what to how's he not laughing bro like they're so good you know what right [Applause] [Laughter] now dude I've never seen this before this is so ridiculous that is a quality
6:50 scene he did the knee Dro can we see the guy getting in a getting in a fight with his own hand that's a cobra yeah which one's that typing WWE Cobra just wrestling hand snake and yeah is that a Japanese one Santiago and the snake Charmers I got him all right haven't watched this one crazy how physical he is he was like 70 yeah oh this is like his little special move oh he's got he's Charming get the ████ out of here oh my God what the ████ that guy too you got to be kidding me no dude there's a bunch of snake Charmers he starts getting in the fight with his own
7:42 hand shut the it's always that song they got to know how to play the song too on the [Music] recorder just just one hand just one hit no no he's turning it against him no shut the ████ oh he thank God he saved them who's this guy dude who the ████ is this you guys never seen this it's so good I know they used to have little people come out from under the ring a lot that was like a thing just getting kicked after a snake performance so good [Applause]
8:33 [Music] has a mind of its own it pulls him up it pulls him up dude it pulls his whole body [Applause] up they tried to turn him against his own his snake was turned off there was a character that they they did for a little bit his name is hugene that's incredible type in WWE type in hugene and you guys won't believe this character Eugene can you guys guess what his stick is no huge no it won't work today in in today's era of WWE in this CL how spell h no just hugene Eugene I don't I have no idea it's like Eugene with a h does he have Down syndrome no way pull it up dude pull it up pull it up I'm already pulling it up
9:24 how did you guess that oh ████ he loves that content because of the no I don't no I don't no I don't hey what's up guys just in case you've noticed some of these lovely Jade pieces on some of our men here uh just know that you can get some for yourself over at thej jewel. uh visit our friends here at this site and check out some of the pieces they've got the selection is massive you can find all kinds of different designs and they even do some custom work so if you want to check them out uh we'll be very grateful we love these guys over at J Jewelers and uh we're happy for you guys to be able to get the same stuff coming this is WCW I think no this is WW oh it is oh yeah that's Eric pushop Willi so good to see you welcome to are they a massage parlor this is just their the office ups and downs
10:16 inws back so excited I said welcome to Monday night arena Echo being back not yet anymore unless of course you're willing to accept a very special assignment I have for you I'm always game for new assignment you know that I mean I'll do anything for a job remember that you weren't here with you that time when Mr mcmah he dropped his trousers and I go down and I kiss these behind he kissed Vincent mm's ass you guys remember that I have that one yeah so much for that listen I brought you here to manage a wrestler he's 6'1 he's 240 lb he's in his 20s he's a very special talent and the fact is he's my nephew
11:09 now listen I I didn't want to offer him a contract world star acting dude really good any his name is Eugene dinmore and let's just say he's a very special talent so you mean all I've got to do is to manage this special talent your nephew Eugene and I'm back here on Raw it's just that simple consider it done problem me in fact he's in the building you want me to come what are you waiting for wonderful wonderful I I I'll make the boy a star thank you great you know I really do appreciate this I love wiping the handshake seems like he doesn't like him well dude the smackdown intro excuse
11:59 me my good man have you seen Eugene anywhere Eugene eug I saw someone over there he chew on a cable somewhere they just grabed some maintenance guy nah bro it's like it's it's probably exactly as bad as you think it is I haven't seen this in so long like what's the worst thing they can do Eugene dear boy oh I'm sorry Garrison I'm looking for Eugene I don't know where he is on the phone world class acting dude on the phone Eugene Eugene Eugene Eugene Eugene Eugene Eugene yes I'm looking for Eugene have you seen him Eugene Eugene yes I've SE you've seen him yes he's about 6'1 and about 240 and Eugene he's doing Dustin Hoffman and
12:51 Rainman he's biting his thumb dude look at him Regal Eugene manager world class ████ acting dude so he's just he's just that's it that's his character he's just but he's apparently I think his stick was he was like really strong I think that was the stick I think that's what it was like he'd Hulk up and ████ I have a classic one for you oh please do the nurse one I'm I got the I got to do the nurse one but this this one some of you have never seen I guarantee it but it's it's Unique no they say all men are created equal but you look at me and you look at small Joe and you can see that statement is not true see normally if you go oneon-one with another wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning but I'm a genetic
13:43 freak and I'm not normal so you got 25% at best that beat me and then you add Kurt Angle to the mix you chance of winning drastic go down see the three-way that sacrifice you got a 33 and a third chance of winning but I I got 66 and two3 chance of winning Kurt Angle knows he can't beat me and he's not even going to try small Joe you take your 303 and a third chance minus my 25% chance and you got an8 to third chance of winning and sacrifice that's legit take my 75% chance of winning if we used to go one onone and then add 66 two he nailed it bro he ████ nailed it to be that mad bro I I'm so curious like do you think they do M they have to do multiple Tes
14:34 or just one right the probabilities they have multiple T I don't know how you can nail that one can you quickly show the nurse one and then if there's time show the Booker T one the Booker T one is the best this nurse NSE this is a classic dude cuz cuz I love how relieved Vince MCM is to get medical attention like that's by far the best part he's just like oh thank God you get bar you would love this one oh he's still in a lot of pain is it the John Cena one Vince can you hear us it take this [Applause] thing he's he's a lot of pain man last time you going find it morning this time every time you've taken it you
15:25 found that it's normal every single time yes Mr me and it'll be all right almost done I can't wait to get out of here there is it normal yes it looks real good looks real good looks just fine to me how about you Doctor oh I'll take it from here [Laughter] nurse Stone Cole is the best dude he's probably the best of all time the best he's the best oh [Laughter] [Applause] ████ with a bed pad oh my god dude I can't us to watch this as kids yo oh my
16:17 God the way he socks him is so classic he got diapers on he got diapers on is overreacting dude this style of sing is like that's how you punch not this Nick way you sell it so hard so hard honestly now that it's on Netflix I kind of want to get back into it right build relationships with new characters what wasn't there one where stunkle beats them up in a grocery store yes I have that one too so many dude I missed that whole era though it's actually him and Booker they used to do some crazy stunts back in the day I don't know if they do them as much now I just like this cuz like Booker T is like excited to just be a grocery store for some reason like oh dude I have another good
17:07 [Applause] one it's your show he just buy cereal WWE has cameras with them that ████ big that was big as ████ dude k w that's on too this one's like 7 Minutes of him beating up in the he pours he pours milk on him and punches him the head with can you pull the one where he's where he's like talking to Hulk Hogan which one the one where booger T is talking to Hulk Hogan and he slips I'm coming for you yeah yeah oh yeah noted go to the B I remember this one okay ended up being good OTR you know what I mean
17:57 those was are big as ████ thing happen in this for quarter man let me tell you something je you out here talking about a click the only click you need to know about is the Harlem heat and sister Sher see because what you dealing with here is the Brotherhood it's nonstop from this point on in WCW we take what we want and after we take Le luga in the J we want the gold sucker H Hogan we coming for you ████ sh sister Sherry starts rubbing him like that's okay okay go prayer hands right to pray hands oh I think they were live back then I don't remember I think they were live cuz he was like oh ████ oh and then like 10 years later there's video and like bits of like Vince McMahon he goes
18:48 to John Cena and he goes what up may word he yo that's yeah bro like it's crazy he he wearing like a doag yeah I totally forgot about Lex Luger so remember there was this thing where where Vince McMahon is like he has to kiss someone's ass yeah yeah so then oh yeah yeah I remember this one yeah yeah the rock is like yeah you got to kiss someone's ass you lost the bet kind of thing and then he brings her out the rock brings her out it's like hey V you have to kiss him ass you're going to be you're not going to it's not going to be the worst thing I love that face smiling dude I love dude he's so funny bro she's the women's champ by the way he's just like so he's like a child child's Entertainer dude he's so he's just he's
19:39 the greatest he's like the reference yeah yeah for Real's like i k some ass he's like all right get down okay all right I like Jr's like this is not okay it's a scam so funny no no you want some chapstick up lube it up oh yeah Jr was like a purve right his all thing the puppies [Applause]
20:30 it's so over the top it's incredible dude [Music] K what in the blue hell do you think you're do it you sick [Laughter] freak starting to set in for him to good to be go take a seat over there and find anoun position yeah come on let [Applause] me kiss because now the time has the jokes are over the games are over going K the best
21:25 bro man The Rock was so cool he's not that cool anymore he's not as cool as this yeah he was really cool oh Rikishi oh my God this is so good he's smacking his ass coming in look at his face you can't do this to [Music] me dude dude this must have been so fun to be at no oh my God it must have been so hype in there imagine the script writing room for this one he's all twerking he must have been so hype in [Music] there he started to
22:20 cry oh re with him big man looks H he looks like he's got to he's going lose Us lost breakfast and dinner that's a good rock botom oh no look at raki look at the rock rock Mr MC I think dude oh [Music] oh right in his ass damn dude that's so funny they just made sound effects too yeah little did we know he liked this type of [Music]
23:17 thing selling it and selling it he so good damn it takes a lot of talent to be able to pull that off live what a show yeah YY
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