0:00 used it looked all like tricked out it had like the wheels and the springs and everything and then um he got shot at because the Dude thought that it was the previous owner oh ████ [Music] uh Ryan have you ever enjoyed Ferraris I feel like you haven't but uh I like them yeah but I only like a specific one and it's the one from Magnum PI because it's that 80s one is that a Testarossa no it's like the um it's the one it's a smaller one it's the one that uh that what's his name Tom Selleck drives does it look more like a Porsche uh no it's smaller than that what about Ferraris like this guy oh that's pretty cool sweet one pretty sweet nice pretty sweet that's a Ferrari
0:51 tortellini is it yep is that a pasta yeah it's uh that's a Martinelli right there now Ferrari's first crazy man it's too it's too intense of a brand like the whole thing about they're very proud you can't really they get so pissed when you ████ with the car and you do anything different they're like very they're like purist and you know they're they want to choose who gets their cars I've never even sat on one before have you ever sat in one you have a sound you lose for sure said one see I've seen once I never said one before well this Ferrari uh is actually uh on bid for forty thousand dollars right now what what's wrong with it is it Mexican is it haunted why would you say it's mixed again so there's also kit cars you guys know what kit cars
1:42 what's a kit car so uh people will build like the internals out of something else like a theater or you get like a Celica or like you buy semi-expensive parts like a Lotus frame or whatever and they build like carbon fiber and all that other stuff and you end up getting like a Lambo for like 50 Grand it looks like a Lambo on the outside it is not a kid car no no does it have water damage no there's no damage to it keep growing with Sarah keep going there's no six people died in it nobody died in it annihilated nobody died in it it doesn't work yeah it works it totally works we're right there it doesn't Rari it rari's for sure what other situation any any so we're right there we're right there starting
2:32 bid is 40G someone said someone died in it no no that's what Ken said not died I said it was haunted it was haunted is it haunted it's not haunted thank you the starting beans it's being auctioned did it belongs for a charity in what situation oh was it was it seized oh there it is is for charity is very nice of you you're such a sweet guy dude you know me yeah not really um so this was a previously owned Ferrari by a narco boss right oh now that they should start it at like 5 million yeah that's sweet dude imagine buying El Chapo's Ferrari what if he wants it back though yeah [Laughter] it's cheap because I want it I'm not touching anything with no cartel members yeah that's got
3:24 bad energy I'm stepping up seriously hey that's my car like absolutely it is there you go the pink slip I was just holding on for you for a second yeah you got the keys to my ass too yeah if you want is there if you want it I'm just damn just like oh ████ Nick told me about this day that ████ happens for sure yeah the Colombian government is auctioning off at least three Ferraris seized from an alleged member of the clan Del Golfo and says it will give the process proceeds back to the people that's so dumb dude they shouldn't even if they really want to sell it they shouldn't have made a public announcement that that's who's yeah is that cartel still around private ████ sales read like hide the fact that it was ever a narco card until you see that pink slip says El Chapo El Chapo's tortellini
4:18 is all his name the Ferraris are part of a total of 30 supercars oh he got 30. including 14 Ferraris that were seized from Juan Jose Valencia known as Falcon is he still alive yes he is who is the alleged Financial strategist of the clandel Golfo Colombia's biggest criminal organization yes according to Columbia's authorities Valencia was extradited to the U.S on July 27th after being arrested at his house in May last year on money laundering charges accused of managing millions of dollars for Dario Antonio usuga or otoniela I don't know if I'm pronouncing it sure clandale golf was top boss who was also recently extradited to the U.S the Colombian government will open the auction for the Ferraris on October 25th next week the lowest starting bid was set at just over
5:08 forty thousand dollars first Ferrari on the list is a red 2020 812 super fast tortellini with less than 2 000 miles on it the second what's the real name dude it's just a 2020 yeah they're mostly like numbers right yeah uh and then the the second is the silver 2019 488 spider with less than a thousand miles of use and the last is a white 2019 Ferrari Portofino with 1 000 miles on it so they're relatively you know usable new that's dangerous though man my freaking my dad had a co-worker who was like this like he looks like a cholo but he's not and then he um he bought like a low rider like a used it looked all like tricked out it had like the wheels in the springs and everything and then um he got shot at because the Dude thought that it was the previous owner oh ████ they shot it at the car
5:59 because it's in uh he got shot and survived because he takes 18th Street to get to ████ work they're like you can't drive a car like that on 18th so they found it instantly they were just shooting at the car and he was like and then at a red light the car in front of him um didn't go at the green and then a car behind him uh they sandwiched him in that's a ████ head and then he just sees the guy get out of the front car and then sees in the mirror the other guy get out of the back one same time oh shoot how did he get away he just went oh he just smashed him yeah is it I thought he's like trying to bounce the thoughts jumps over it
6:51 that's why you don't buy cars with criminal histories dude never ever ever yeah the victors of the auction will be announced by the Colombian government as well oh so they want to get wild huh dude you know what man if if the if the freaking authorities did ████ more like the criminals like this stuff wouldn't be a risk yeah they're so dumb they don't learn nothing from criminals it's like okay we're gonna do it with a lot of red tape this is the Colombian resale Market maybe they're the government's in on it they want these people to get murdered and then they just sell it right back again dude hey pull up a Ferrari 308 I would buy that if that was a narco car yeah that's your favorite Ferrari car I like to do it yeah why is the government so dumb they literally announced they'll be like okay so this hacker hacked her computer this way we stopped it we still don't know how to stop these four I
7:41 think it's amazing why does the government do ████ it's because it's punctuation very very sexy it reminds me of a um what's that car DeLorean Pantera a DeLorean Anthony loves Panteras you like Panteras why do I love Panteras because the kid just complex used to be a Pantera showroom that's right yeah Panteras have that swoopy swoop look yeah Panteras are awesome Elvis had a panther he shot at it look at it dude you don't know anything I want to see I don't even know what you guys are talking about oh that's a nice one pep go dead tommaso Pantera that ████ is dope it's like it's super fat the back goes like this you can see the motor those are cool my dream car is probably a 2003 Honda Prius I mean a Toyota Prius can you look that one up
8:32 that ████ does look pretty fast I think you look back it's empty they are there are a little bit of concerns on like what uh the money is gonna be you know when it's like the money's gonna be going back to the people people were like what what does that mean like where's that money going but you know the government and stuff is not exactly explicit on uh how they're planning to utilize those funds I wouldn't buy like a narco anything I don't think like even like if someone was offering me a house Dirt Cheap I still wouldn't buy it just because of the karma attached to it or not the karma it's a real world risk of like of being associated in some way with like a criminal organization that they're going to want it bad that's still active if it was like if it was like Italian if they were extinct a long time ago or something yeah like if it's historical like oh that's Bonnie and
9:23 Clyde's car yeah yeah pop out of the ████ thing and shoot you one of my buddies has Saddam Hussein's pistol oh so he was uh he was in one of like the first games the first over there and you know like it's as you like kind of like um advance the the laws and Rules of Engagement catch up to what's happening right so like don't be like hey we've been finding out like let's say uh dude's been dressing up as chicks so um if you see some broad shoulder dude just blast them you know what I mean so they have to through the engagement they they establish the rules behind so in the beginning it's like dude that's a ████ dog with a big stomach I think there's an IND in there blast them so they're just that's how they have to go through War oh my God and so when they uh when so so before they set up like like TSA or whatever and that kind of
10:14 stuff over there when my buddy and his Squad rated uh saddam's office he was just like I just want to check see if I could bring any memorabilia back and then he pushed the bookshelf over and it was underneath it and he was like oh ████ so he took apart in pieces and they put it in like each person had like a little piece in their Duffle Bag Man wow allegedly yeah this is one of those fall off the truck scenarios huh yeah yeah yeah yeah but I'm like that's ████ this is just make believe we're just making up stories yeah that's just a cool hypothetical that your buddy exists it's a movie me and Steve are writing yeah yeah yeah [Music]
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