0:00 [Music] Uh, can you please explain, okay, what womanplaining is? >> What's womanplaining? >> Is this a trap? You want me to explain what woman explaining is? That's like me asking you to explain manplaining. >> Happy to. So, what it is, Colleen? No, I like really what is it? Cuz you know, women can also women explain to each other. I think it's um explaining something that maybe you don't quite have the knowledge >> about. >> That's women's explaining, >> right? >> Oh, I mean, do you ever feel like a a a woman is womaning to you? >> I just hate the term womanplaining. And I also hate the term mansplaining. >> I only use I I only use those as like a as a joke. >> Oh, really? >> What do either of those mean? So, let's go with the one that's more common.
0:50 Mansplaining is >> I what I think mansplaining is is when a man is explaining something to a woman who didn't ask and assumes that she doesn't know. >> I thought mansplaining was a man trying to tell a woman about woman expert things like tampons and like you know this thing about menstrual, right? >> I think it's general. It's like I assume she doesn't know this thing and maybe it's a very common thing and therefore I'm going to explain it to you. It was like me doing a squat at the gym, some guy coming up to me and be like, "Hey, you know, if you turn your knees out a little bit this way when I was already doing it." >> It's like maybe something like that. >> Or like if you're shooting and then he's like, "Oh, you know the f-stop thing right here? That's what this does." >> You know, when you push the record button, it captures footage, you know? >> So, what's what's man's what does Chad GBT say? >> What does Chad GBT say?
1:40 >> Yeah. Of what is mansplaining or the just Google AI? What's the actual definition of mansplaining and womaning? I mean, we could answer it. >> I feel like woman explaining would be explaining something that men aren't privy to. >> It just says when a man explains something in a condescending, patronizing, or overly simplistic way, often assuming the listener lacks knowledge or is literally what she said. >> Oh, but like because it's like, listen here, dumb dumb broad. Then what I think women's plaining what what I think women's plaining is is uh when they assume we're completely emotionally unintelligent and it went over our head and she's like actually what you thought the interaction was. >> You were interacting to them based off their words but you weren't seeing what their tone and all the other dynamics were. Maybe >> Oh, you're too logical. I I think what
2:31 woman explaining is is when a guy's actually telling a girl the answer, but she is in disbelief and it must be something else that she needs to read between the lines and she creates a whole new formula of what he said. >> Yeah, that is pretty that's spot on. >> That's women that's women explaining though >> cuz that's how girls communicate. Like >> that's woman listening. >> Women listening >> cuz you know how like sometimes when guys go like what are you thinking about? Like ah nothing. All right, cool. And then they move on, right? But then like women will be like, "But what's the context? Oh, he looks sad. Maybe he's actually hiding something." So then they create this whole different explanation cuz they can't fathom how simple our minds are. So it has to be more complex. >> The woman is explaining it to themselves in their head. >> That's kind of And then so they're like, "It must not be that. This is what you're feeling. This is what you're
3:21 going through." And you're like, "I am." >> And you're in denial >> and you need therapy. You know, And I'm like, I was just breathing. >> The curious thing though is that like as a guy, like there's been many times I I could tell like another guy was mansplaining some ████ to me. >> So it's like, do women ever run into another woman that feels like she's womaning you? >> That's my question cuz I know guys run into other guys. >> I think so sometimes. >> What does that look like though? How do you know that? Like what's it sound like when a woman is like woman playing to you? >> Kind of condescending. same way, but like >> like a Karen type of attitude. >> Yeah. Kind of a little parony >> or like a superior attitude. Like maybe she knows a lot in that field and therefore she thinks that she has to overexlain herself. >> Yeah.
4:11 >> The worst man. That's the worst. >> Women. >> No. Women manplaining. >> Women. >> Women manplaining. >> Can you check if there's even a woman >> definition? Yeah, that is good. But I react to it differently if it's a woman or a man. >> I do too. >> It says uh it's used to describe situations where a woman condescendingly explains something to a man often assuming he lacks knowledge or >> same thing in reverse. >> The same thing in reverse. Yeah. >> Yeah. See, >> most of the time I don't see it as woman splitting or manplaining. I just see it as they're insecure. You know what? They It almost feels like you have if you're trying to demonstrate how much you know and you assume cuz people that actually do know, they almost assume everyone else knows. >> Yeah. >> But then if they have to like kind of wave how big their dick is, then you're
5:01 like, "Oh, like you're actually insecure about this topic." >> Have you ever caught yourself doing it? I've caught myself doing it. >> All the time. I catch myself all the time. >> Especially when you feel like you have something to prove. >> Yeah. Like sometimes in moments where you're like and you can feel yourself doing it and then you try to backtrack and let them in and it just makes the whole situation weird. >> I catch myself doing that a lot. >> I catch I have to start I have to like start socking myself when I when I feel it coming on because like a lot of the time Smack genuinely doesn't know about something cuz like she didn't grow up with that being Australian or whatever. And as soon as like she I feel it coming on that and I'm gonna explain. I gotta like wait and go, "All right, does she does she really want to know?" >> That's right. She doesn't know what July 4th is. >> Yeah, >> exactly. Like dumb ████ like that. I'm like, before I start explaining, is this a sincere like moment or I don't want to
5:53 be like, "Well, you see how much time do you have?" Like, I hate being that guy. >> You know what's crazy is me and Gio's been together for so long. She literally knows everything I know. >> So when I say like the same story the for the 47,000th time um she start started doing this thing where she's like what? No way. >> I love that >> for reals and then I at the beginning I'm thinking like she's really intrigued in the story and I keep telling it and then I start to realize >> son of a ████ I already ████ told her this 47,000 times. You know how many times like women pretend? >> Yeah. She's like, "Whoa, and then you did this, didn't you? Oh my god, that's crazy. You did >> strategic in uh strategic ignorance." >> Like, you ████ ████ >> It's even funnier.
6:43 >> It's even funnier when when you've been so when you've been friends with another guy for so long that you start giving him trivia that he gave you. >> Yeah. >> That ████ happens. Yeah. You're like >> as if you didn't get the information from him. >> Yeah. And then they go like, "Bro, I told you that s███." Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Oh, ████ my man. >> Yeah, >> that's good. >> That'll happen to me, too, >> where I'm like, hey babe, did you see this ████ real? She goes, I said that to you. I'm like, oh ████ >> I think that's like happens to everyone. >> Yeah. You tell them something you saw, you're like, I saw the funniest thing today. Like, it's the thing they sent you. Like, oh my god, >> idiot. Stupid. >> We do that on a daily basis. >> Do you do you guys do that all the time? >> All the time. where she'll tell me like some factual thing and I'm like I know exactly what ████ video you saw >> constantly. I think our algorithms are just like same. Yeah.
7:35 >> Who would like try to finish my sentence but it would be completely wrong. >> I'm like just ████ close and would do that every time to the point where I just started being like yep you're right. That's exactly what happened. >> She tries to do that. >> I do that to him all >> and I'm like it's not even close to what the ████ I'm going. Wait. Wait. >> My heart can't like just sit still and listen while he's talking. And I'm like, >> she needs to talk while I'm talking. And I'm like, I ain't your ████ girlfriend. All right. >> Girls be talking at the same time while listening. I can't do that. >> Oh, I can't do that either. Girls are good at that. Girls are really good at that, >> dude. Girls conversations are >> And I'm all like, "Wow." >> We were at dinner with one of my friends and we were going back and forth and you can just see him just slowly like, >> "Wow, rude." >> Oh, we're stupid. No, we didn't notice for about 3 hours. >> I was like they're having their moment,
8:25 >> but it was also like so close friendship stories catching up >> that I didn't want to be like, >> "Oh, yeah." And you know, that's good. >> You want to know about Japan? >> He was really just like, >> "Why doesn't anyone want to know about Japan?" That would be the funniest. You force your knowledge. That would be so funny. I should do that. Huh? >> That's the new bit. Just don't let any of your friends in. >> I know. They're just talking about normal life. Oh, how's your kids? Y'all be kids. They got kids in Japan. And let me tell you this. >> And then all of a sudden, Joe is actually crazy in reality, not just on JK News. >> People are like, "You're exactly." >> Yeah. Is that manplaining?
9:15 >> Oh, that's just idiot speaking. That's just being ████ nuts, dude. >> That's the worst time. If you if you are the odd one out in a group of people that know each other, just sit it out. >> Yeah. >> See, that's what I like to do. I love not being involved sometimes. >> I feel like you're in that situation a lot cuz I always see that you're hanging with Sasha and like all the people like from her like half of your guys' relationship. >> Yeah, it's it's always like that. Sometimes >> you hang out with her friends more or she hangs out with your friends more. >> Uh, I hang out with her cuz she always invites me. >> Oh, you don't invite her to do your ████ >> I'm at the range. >> We don't do anything but range or work. >> I don't want you to come shoot guns with me. >> I wanted to come shoot, but we got to figure out >> baby. Baby, >> but then uh >> Tired of your mom finding all your porn sites?
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10:56 >> Oh, try to kick you down. >> Yeah. I'm not say what, bro? What's >> What's crackalack? And you know, and we just start conversating just so I'm not like sitting in the corner. I'm not sure. >> What if the first thing they say is, "Ah, you know, still trying to free Palestine." >> That's what they would say. If what would happen if they said that? I just walk away. >> You just walk away. >> Yeah. I just like, "Oh, that's cool." >> You don't try to relate? >> No. I mean, I can't relate. There's no way of relating to it. I've never been there. >> Just say that. I've never been there. Just say that. >> Apparently, >> that is a good >> That's a great idea. I've never been there. I don't know how it works. >> Apparently, we're not educated, so there's no point. I'm not I'm not there's not there's not a conversation to be sparked or anything about it. >> It is It is different though. Like the girl like So, >> even with the employees, right, I just
11:46 feel like well, for one, I'm way ████ older, right? Hannah's closer to them in age, but then at the same time, they see her as like older sister, mentor kind of. And then when they get together, it's going off like and then this happened and then this boom boom. And then their conversations are going and I'm just like, >> "All right, so today we're going to do this, this, and this." And everyone just shuts the ████ up when I speak and I get to say like five words and I'm like, "Okay." And then they go back, "I did this. I did that. I didn't pass." And I'm just like, "F███." I just feel like a dad that's just like, "All right, something broke. I'mma fix it." And I'm like, "Hey, how you doing? You doing good in school?" "Okay, cool." And then I just move on. >> Like, >> but we're yappers. I was. >> No, they go off and I'm like, how you having three topic conversations at once? >> Oh, yeah. Girls are good at that, man. >> Yo, are you lonely in Hawaii?
12:38 >> He's checking in with you. >> I'm checking in on you, my brother. >> She has a lot of friends, though. >> I do. I have a lot of friends. >> It's okay, man. If you're lonely, call us cuz we won't pick up cuz we're too busy >> at the range. If you're lonely, call us. >> Would you be there for me? >> No. But I feel like when it's all girls, they have a different speed and everything that they talk. And then when it becomes like mixed like this, it's like this pace, but then when I feel like it's guys, the pace is way slower. >> Or like guys monologue more or like I don't know, it's different. >> You know what I noticed with guys too? A lot of guys like, you know what I'm talking about, but after Hold on one second. Yeah. What were you saying again, brother? I feel like that's that's half our conversations sometimes. >> What do you do that too?
13:29 >> Sometimes I do that cuz like I'm like trying to have a full-on conversation and a ████ important ass text message pops up. Think, yo, you want to make a couple grand? You're like, "Hold on, dog, >> dude." >> And you just stuck. >> The funniest is like I haven't been around like I not to say regular guys, but just like a like normal guys in a long time. >> So like uh you around dance guys all the time? >> Yeah. usually around artists or or or something like that. But >> normal guys are boring as ████ >> Yeah. I was chilling with like uh with me. It was me and Steve me Steve Green and we were at the at the pool >> and then like you know some of the you know other like guys from the neighborhood were hanging with us too >> and uh he was like hey it's going to be funny when you just hear the type of ████ they talk about. And I was like okay well let's see. And then this one dude starts talking and uh me and him are just standing like looking around at the pool. It's like crowded, a bunch of people. And he he goes, "Man, look at
14:22 these ladies. I'm telling you." >> Oh my. >> And he's like, and he goes, "This reminds me when I used to go to uh Dre's Beach Club, you know, back in the day." And I'm talking they had some tens. Like, I'm talking big titties. >> Like, and he's not being sarcastic. >> Jeez. >> That's completely sincere. >> I check out immediately when I hear that. You know what I mean? >> It's so hard for me. And I I try to be polite, which I am, but I >> They're telling you about big titties, like you care. >> But like, when's the last time that you heard someone talk like that, but they weren't joking? You know what I mean? Like >> uh I just was like I was laughing a little bit, but he wasn't even if I laughed, he wouldn't be like, "Why are you laughing?" Like, he just kept going. He just was like He's like, "Oh man, the beach clubs back in the day when I was younger. Oh man, big old bazongas." Like not even joking at all. Like just >> our excitement in life. >> And it's always about It's always about like the past. It's always about like,
15:12 >> damn, that's sad, bro. >> Get a hobby. >> But then that's that's a guy trying to relate. Like, he's expecting me to go, "Oh, yeah." You know what I mean? But like, we usually do that sarcastically. >> In my mind, I'm like, >> "Don't you got a ████ wife, bro? Stop that s███." >> You should have asked him how good his wives were. >> And I told And it's when I told Steve that he said that, Steve's like, "Yeah, it's really funny." He's like, "Most of these guys just that's just how they talk." And then like when we were all chilling together, uh that dude was telling a story about like how he liked to go to this one park and then Steve was messing with him and was like, "Oh yeah, cuz he likes to see the the little 9year-olds." And then that guy was like, "What? Why would you say that?" >> It's true. >> Because they just don't joke like that. >> They don't get it. >> Yeah. You know what I mean? He's like, >> "Yeah." He was like, "What? No, I don't.
16:02 My soul would die without like our humor and >> but Steve was dying because he he does that ████ on purpose to these guys because he knows they'll freak out though like dude don't say that in front of these like I don't know this guy that well don't say that like >> that's so ████ hilarious. >> It's like Steve's heaven. Steve is in heaven cuz he just keeps throwing him under the bus. Yeah. >> And then like we don't get he doesn't get a reaction like that from us cuz not at all. ████ crazy at the same time. Now I understand watch this. >> Yeah. Exactly that. Now I get why he's like he loves it. >> And it's so easy. >> Yeah, it's so easy. And they go they get so quick to be like, "Hey, what? What are you doing?" Like as if they they get like a private sidebar like like >> stop embarrassing me around these people. >> I have a reputation. >> Someone could hear you. >> These are like highly successful men, you know? Like
16:52 >> like when's the last time someone probably ever did a a joke like that about them in public? It's so funny. >> That's true. >> High school. >> Yeah. Yeah, now that I think about it, like not >> It's not common. Yeah, it's not common at all to be like, "This guy likes to look at 9year-olds." >> I've been hanging out with a lot of like >> I guess normies or whatever you call it, like corporate people or just more diverse outside of entertainment and just entrepreneurship after co right >> and then yeah, I think like it is more um the ████ they talk about is more like they're really into whatever they're into. So like let's say >> they hate they all hate their jobs, right? So they're really into like surfing or whatever and that that's their escape. >> But then >> a lot of the times like they want to feel very proud of what they do. I think most humans do, right? >> So >> I just get super interested in like the
17:42 most craziest mundane ████ like like property man management or like something that I'm like >> is this novel to you? It's so different to me that I'm like, "Wait, so you like this whole building you have to like run it?" And goes, "Yeah, >> that's like 300 ████ rooms." And I'm like, "Wow." >> And then like their wife is just like, he just ████ runs a hotel. That's it. Or whatever. And I'm like, "Okay, but like >> how come the HOA is so expensive?" You know? Like I'm like, "You're genuinely interested." But you sound sarcastic. >> Yeah. Cuz to me, I've been in such a YouTube dream world that like the normal world doesn't feel normal. >> So when I'm there and then we're like having meetings with people that like just work regular jobs and whatever, like I think it's like it can get boring because the weird thing is when you
18:32 speak to one, it's almost like a carbon copy. Like you go, okay, this person does uh I don't know like project management for this company. You've met them all. like you met all thousands of them because they'll talk about the same thing. Like if you're in nursing, right? >> Yeah. No, literally like they'll laugh about the same stuff because they have the same jokes cuz it's like they'll see the same thing. It's almost like if you see a uncle in Costco and we have a lot of milk in our cart, you can ████ guarantee they're going to say, "Why don't you buy a milk >> by by the cow?" >> Yeah. Why don't Yeah. Yeah. Dyslexia. >> I think why don't you buy a milk is way better. That would throw me off. >> I'd be like, I I have plenty. >> No, but guaranteed. >> Why would you buy a milk? >> Like one milk. >> Buy a milk.
19:22 >> One milk. >> Yeah. One milk. >> We Yeah. Like they would chase her down. >> Oh my god. >> Three ████ aisles just to be like, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, >> you guys. >> Why don't you buy a cow?" >> And they're like ████ belly laughing, dude. Yeah, >> they're so funny. >> I think it's the same for every industry though, cuz even coming here, like I went for lunch with Smack, we had all the same references, >> same things we found funny cuz you're still in like the same little >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? >> Hey, that's a good response though when they say, "Why don't you buy a couch?" Just go. I think I'll buy a milk. >> Why don't you buy a milk? >> If you want to confuse him and make him stop laughing. Yeah.
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