0:00 uh my friends being annoying as ████ and my teacher he was like hey uh Chris let me talk to you outside real quick yeah yeah they go outside and you just hear him go like this and slam him again shut the ████ up in class [Music] so all right this is a tough topic so brace yourselves it's not as happy oh ████ man let's talk about sex instead we did that the last like four videos Karen get out of here before he even finished so um oh man so two teenagers uh in Iowa recently got a bad grade from their Spanish teacher because they didn't speak Spanish right you know they didn't read write because they didn't speak
0:50 Spanish right but let's just say that they got a bad grade and so they got frustrated so they did what uh no other teenager would do and they killed her oh ████ were they Asian no they weren't no what that's great I mean finish your sentence just to see how disgusting people kill themselves when they get it back that's right that's right this might be white kids there you go that might be white oh yeah but they're they respect the covet protocol that's good that's good okay I like how he matched his mask with his hair I was gonna say are those what are those best Straight Jackets they look like yeah they look like straight I was gonna say that's kind of hard I like that they respect Dr fauci but they are cool with murder trying to find the bright side I like how everything you said isn't a question
1:41 mark interesting but doctor they color coded though the brunette was like with the black one and then the blonde was with the yellow gold and then they're like um so how did they kill this this teacher so this teacher uh her name was nohima Graber these two teenagers uh I don't see their eyes real quick but they look like they're 15. yeah let's just say let's just say if they're learning if they're 16 17 now Spanish starts in high school there it is yeah it's a high school okay for sure um they uh murdered a nohima Graber in Fairfield a town about you know so far away from Des Moines and uh basically graber's body was found in a Fairfield Park on November 3rd in 2021 hidden under a tarp wheelbarrow and railroad ties she had been beaten to death with a baseball bat oh God and Miller and good
2:33 old uh Goodale they're they're team names we're 16 at the time oh investigators found that Miller met Graber at Fairfield High School on the afternoon of November 2nd 2021 to discuss his poor grade Graber later drove her van to a park where she was known to take daily walks after school they scouted Witnesses saw the van leaving the park less than an hour later with two males in the front seat the van was left at the end of a rural road after a phone call from Goodell a witness picked up Goodale and Miller as they walked to town on that road the police interview Miller described frustrations with the way Graber taught Spanish and over how the grade in her class was lowering his GPA quote the poor grade is believed to be the motive behind the murder of Graber which directly connects Miller so it literally was nothing short of they got bad grades so they took a baseball bat
3:23 maybe she was a teacher like Peggy Hill yeah and like her Spanish was a little ████ you know and then they're just like come on dude this ain't real Spanish I love the double standard of they're so mad that they're getting their GPA lowered and the concern for their future leads them to do something that ████ their life even worse yeah great logic and I want to call nerds you know but I can't put them in a box because they ████ murder their teacher with a baseball bat so they kind of G like that like it's crazy like they're gonna be tried as adults they should be that sounds like some Mafia ████ like they've done it before the way they killed her is crazy yeah but they hit her under too many things that's stupid they're gonna see that faster sorry I didn't mean to sound like a sociopath yeah they just put it under a park yeah both teams now 17 will be tried as adults in Iowa the penalty for our first degree murder conviction is life prison
4:13 nah they should just kill him oh damn I don't know I have a theory I used to believe in that but then like if energy cannot be destroyed only transferred right and if we believe in this they got bad energy these guys got bad energy we need to trap them for as long as we could in that body because once it releases it will be embodied in something else what if we trap him in a volcano I'm down or freeze them let's freeze them the Ice Cube but what about that perpetually burning hole that's in like Russia or some ████ yeah someone's there bro because they ████ scouted her and everything they plan this out man and they like jacked their van and drove it to another location I don't like it at one bit were they adopted by Asian parents or something why they got so much stress about grades and ████ usually yeah you'd think kids that would
5:03 do something like that wouldn't care about their grades so it's such a contradicting thing that's really really strange and how are you both failing Spanish like why don't care if they just ████ help each other or take a different language get a ████ tutor also too the internet bro you can't you can't learn Spanish on the internet you download babbles you know what I'm saying is that a sponsor yeah ████ just kidding me who's you know what we're missing here we don't have these kind of kids on the west coast but I guarantee you they're like the East Coast boat shoes boys you know the boat shoes boys that goes to Ivy Leagues yeah and then they they um they had to do it to them guys yeah yeah yeah they had the double collars yeah yeah the the guys that wear um Hollister yeah and and I'm like all right the boat shoes kids
5:53 that's that's the that's them they need to go to Yale yeah and they can't fail nice see that's them but also though like just get just get better at Spanish it's not that hard that's the thing I'm actually bothered about because it's like Spanish looks learning another language is hard but like learning another language when we were in high school was harder 100 but nowadays like I said going back to the internet there's just so many ████ resources resources out there kids don't think like that though they should these ████ guys they're probably looking at porn all day you wanna know cut into our brand deal dude ████ Babble honestly don't kill your teacher get Babel get Babel dude you know what's the fun do anything else but kill your teacher the the comedy side of this would be like right before he like kills her she's like what are you doing and he
6:43 goes adios Nosotros he says the la vista baby adios that's not correct you have to try so hard to say adios no socials that's so much difficult maybe it's not just like that she was she might have been how was her teaching yeah because it's kind of like Peggy Hill still doesn't make sense I remember taking Spanish in high school and I felt like it was too hard because the teacher was a natural like she grew up speaking Spanish yeah yeah and I don't think that becomes a good teaching thing like when it comes natural to you yeah just like Math teachers it's a little not fair yeah like all the math teachers I had
7:33 they were all like ████ Geniuses right so they look at us like we're ████ dumbasses because we don't understand math but they're not like speaking our language I think it makes it harder when a teacher makes you feel like why can't you get this idiot I feel like teachers that are like that I'm like why are you even teaching we don't know ████ that's why we're here you stupid ████ yeah we're not coming in here knowing everything well that's the bigger problem though right like teachers have it hard right they paid nothing so that's why we got okay teachers yeah and but then that's also where you could tell the difference between teachers that do it out of lack of another app application for their skill and teachers that just love teaching that's also why I feel like I learned a lot from substitutes because they would come in and try yeah yeah I thought they just came in and rolled in the VCR I got both I got both those are also the best ones too they are the best I like that well no what I did in
8:23 Spanish this is a true story me and my friends I didn't do that well in Spanish either but I had really good grades growing up but I would get like a B in Spanish we figured out how to um control the TV like through an app so we would always like mess with her and like put stuff on the TV and like distract it um but that's the furthest we went was just like did you put up stuff that would ████ me up if I was a statue who did this bye we yeah but also too it's like just cheat that's what we did yeah cheat we we found all the native Spanish speakers and we just ████ how you can't cheat in this day and age with so many tools oh my God it's very sad you're not even trying like murders your next move try harder yeah yeah like oh I don't know
9:14 what to do these kids are fragile that's why it sounds personal it sounds like she made them feel s█████ yeah and so through that it wasn't because of bad grades I think she was just being a ████ dick to them and then they were like you're gonna be sorry and dead also though even if they were like okay bad grades we have to murder her that's still not going to change their grade they're still gonna have the same grade in the system would change their grade afterwards just to hack the computer I think these guys I think these kids are for a lack of a better word star worded they're are worded you know yeah a little bit you know that's smart but in a very they're rejected they're so rejected they probably are I think they just developed them that's for sure they should put them in a volcano like what bird said did you ever get in a situation where you wished ill will on your teacher yeah all the time every day you figure it out dude I always did but
10:04 I never did anything yeah I do remember being like these kids and being like man when I ████ get old enough I'll ████ you up man yeah wait till I grow up and then later I was like I was a piece of ████ man I deserve that kind of bullying from my teachers yeah but you really never did anything not even like a prank oh to inconvenience them I know no no no no no no no never but I would always do things obliviously like um so I remember in my senior year in high school me and my friends we uh we went camping and then we took this picture with all of us our butt cheeks facing the camera we took with all of our uh butt sticking out great and then uh I just had like those pictures on my desk and the teachers are already looking at I'm like oh check this out and then she sent me to the office for sexual harassment oh
11:05 later on you're asking to see her for sure well she asked me trying to protect herself huh yeah she had I would predict myself too I'd be like dude this is funny but uh in 2022 like I'm ████ if I don't do something as a teacher did you guys have any teachers that would like were like quote-unquote cool teachers yeah I love that teachers that would like smoke pot whoa that's too cool okay too cool they would like meet up with them at like no way near Henninger and they'd like smoke pie uh so my best friend in high school he was kind of annoying and then uh we decided to join ASB like our senior year to try to make a change or whatever and I thought to the government yeah and I thought our ASB teacher was ████ dope because one time he uh my friend was being annoying as ████ and my teacher he was like hey uh Chris let me talk to you
11:55 outside real quick yes yeah yeah they go outside and you just hear him go like this and slam him again shut the ████ up in class and they come back inside and I was like dude that teacher's dope hahaha yeah they don't do that no more huh yeah I was like dude the age before cell phone video cameras and stuff where you couldn't get caught for ████ I was like oh ████ sometimes you need that I like that ████ dude I needed that ████ I needed more of that ████ I was a ████ ████ you just got sunroof that's great because it's like you either stop it there or they get released into the world and be a real ████ yeah and then the law they get you know they go to
12:46 jail because they didn't learn early yeah yep you know adios [Laughter] [Music]
// end of tape