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Debating the GOAT Animation Movie/TV Show

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0:00 And then that's why they in the Power Rangers movie they did like I don't know seven years ago they had him be Zordon. You look like you could be Zordon a little bit. You could be a good Zordon. Hey you. You're our Zordon, dude. Yeah. All Steve Day. Everyone talk at 9:00. You mother don't peel me. There's two pas that you're rolling all over. Yeah. Well, that's what they get. Here we go. Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we are debating the greatest animation movie or TV show. Oh, that's very cute, Steve. I love it. Ever of all time. Land Before Time. Let's start with Land Before Time. Fire. Let's start with the goat of goats. Did you just say that? What? Did you say that? Say what? Land

0:50 before time. Joe said it. I just said that's fire. Ryan said I wanted to give you a lot of props. The going on here. Joe said it. Ryan said it. No, I think that was sick. I'm glad you're my neighbor. Hey, that's a that's a good one for all time. I'm Before Time. The Big Foot, Little Foot. All of them, too. One, two, and three. Yeah, dude. What happens in the third one? Is it modern day? No. No. They just They're on iPads and stuff. They're still before time by the third one. Yeah, dude. They're still They're still like voyaging. Okay. What do you mean? Hey, dude. Don't make me feel bad. But then they ended up at the Green Valley. Yep. They found it. That's the first movie, dude. I know there was more than one. There's way more than one. Seven. They like Yeah, they did like nine of them. You guys seen more than one? Oh, so what happens? What What took down the piece that they found? I don't even remember, dude. You were asking me. The pterodactyl's name was Petri. Pet. Petri. He was. That's your entrance. I

1:40 think he was a What? I think he was a It was a girl, wasn't it? No, it was because it was a baby. That's Oh, is that what it was? My bad. Yo, sometimes I would go to the park and I would find a leaf and I'd be like, I'm going to find this place. And I put it in my pocket. And my mom's like, "Why the you keep collecting the leaves in your pocket?" I feel like I may be remembering this incorrectly, but I think something really tragic happened to the voice actor for either Ducky or the Triceratops. Something really bad. I don't remember this uh much, but I think something tragic happened to Littlefoot's mom, but I don't remember. It happened early though. Spoiler. You think? I don't remember. I don't remember what it was. Bless you. Okay, I found it. You know, it wasn't until I was an adult that I realized that the triceratops named Sarah is because of triceratops.

2:33 I was like, why does Sarah just have a regular last name? I didn't even think of that. Oh, what happened, dude? O, it's not good. Tell us. It's really bad. What's mom? She's Duckies. Yeah, Ducky. So, her name's Judith Barcie. She was the um she was a child voice actor for a bunch of different things and then her uh her dad I guess was abusing her and they tried to report him several times but they never the police never like did anything and he ended up like um she ended up undergoing severe molestation, emotional abuse and then I guess by the end of it he killed her. Oh my god. Great. So this is an Ocron video now. Try to become all D. You ruined the ████ lab before time, man. No, that makes it even sad. It's already a sad movie. Yeah, but Ryan's spin on it,

3:24 ducky, dude. But isn't that great that now we know like that's really like you can you can really uh give it up for I would say that was my first like drama that I watched as a kid. That's trauma. What about the freaking Yakuza gay thing? I was in that less remember five goes west. Hell yeah. On American Tale. Five goes west. Great movie. Well, that's that's the second one. Yeah, that was a great movie. Bible goes west is the second one. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But American they got movies like that anymore where kids are sad and ████ or like parents are like trying to protect them from I think Up was kind of sad. Yeah. I feel like all the Pixar ones there's always a little touch of sadness in it. [Music] Right. Is that Is that right? I think so. Yeah. It is. Do you ever see Rescuers? Is that Rescuers is bomb. I love Rescuers. Dude Down Under. Down Under is the best. Yeah. That's the better one. The eagle, dude. Yep. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, those are good.

4:15 And Miss Bianca. Holy ████ Bernard and Miss Bianca. Bernard and Miss Bianca. What was a lizard's name? I don't remember. I don't remember. But he was like dumb. Lizard men. He was dumb. What was the boy's name? Who cares? When I was a kid, my dad, they my sisters would always watch the Tex Avery cartoons. Oh yeah, bro. And I used to watch those all the time. I laugh at that today. Dude, Mary Melody, Looney Tunes all day. So good. all day. Rabbit season, duck season. Anything Daffy Duck was my ████ Scrooby Squirrel, you remember him? Daffy Duck taught me how to be sarcastic. Like legit. You ever see Ferngully? Hell yeah. Oh yeah. Fernully. Always on rainy days in elementary school. That was a really good movie with a with Baddy with a Robin Williams. Baddy. The name is Batty. Oh ████ I don't know the words.

5:06 That's a really good uh they had good music in that. It's going to be a little bit hack, right? But I love the the Great Mouse Detective. Probably everybody has seen that movie. Great Mouse. I've never seen that. Oh, it's a it's a Disney movie. I saw it once and I don't really Great Mouse Detective is a great movie. Oh, I never saw that one. It's about like a a mouse who's a detective. A mouse in a house. Was you going to ████ investigate Disney movies? Go Disney Animations. I'm going to give it to Aladdin. Aladdin. Aladdin's great. It's a beautiful looking movie. Especially the cave at night. The cave at night is maybe one looked so good. So good. One of my favorites was Robin Hood. That was when there were the fox. Yeah, that was good. That was my favorite one as a kid was Robin Hood. Did you guys um like Goofy Movie? Cuz that's sick. Goofy Mo is probably my favorite. Power line

5:56 merch just dropped that Disney ████ world of Disney. Oh, great. I bet Bobby Hun has something to do with that. Oh, that's that's his name. I forgot that. Yeah, like the Michael Jackson of the Hey, the second one. Did you ever see the second Goofy movie? No. Hell no. It's actually really good. I aged out. Not into it anymore. The second one is about Goofy finding love. Oh, really? He's He's basically a single dad in the first one. So, it's like it's like Back to the Future 3, like where do like Max goes on to college and Goofy gets depressed that his son no longer lives in the house. So, then he goes to college, too, cuz he never finished college. It's actually pretty sick. And then he ends up like finding love with the librarian at the school. Wow. It's pretty ████ spoiler alert. It sounds boring with the way you said just said all that. Man, I'm not selling it enough. Yeah, not selling. I got to sound more like the guy who host Double

6:46 Dare in the animation conversation. Are we always are we also talking about things like Pixar? Yeah, of course. All of it. Animation. Toy Story. How about like anime? How about like anime? Yeah, you can do anime. Yeah, not two. Yeah, not two. Toy Story 3. My goodness. I heard I keep hearing that. I haven't seen two or three. Three. Three and four messed me up. Pretty I nearly cried in Toy Story 3 like a ████ Dude, the part the fire part. They're all holding hands. Dude, I'm about to cry thinking about it. Got chills. Yeah, but you just said Toy Story 4, so I know they survived that ████ Hey, not all of them. Really? Not all of them. Not all of them. You see Do you see toys combust into flames? Holy ████ dude. Is it the dinosaur one? Does he die? Yeah, cuz he's plastic. He melts. always I always had it after him. Yeah, he was annoying. I was like, you

7:36 guys heard BXD. Damn, dude. Hey, you know what? I got to give it up to Mask of the Fantasm. Batman anime series. Batman Mask of the Fantasc Mask of the Fantasm. When I read Batman comics to this day, which the last time I did that was four years ago, I still hear Kevin Conroy's voice and he RP. Yeah. Kevin Conroy. Kevin Conroy, the the voice of Batman from Master Fantasm and the animated series. He did a lot of voices for Lucas Arts games, too. Did he? Yeah. All those guys did. They're freaking great. I'm going add this to the list. Dude, you got to watch Massive Fantasm. It's so sick. It's If you like Batman animated series, it's basically like the culmination, the opus for that. I still love that show growing up as a kid. Is that when they painted him purple? They paint I don't remember. Who? Ben. Yeah, they paint him purple. His suit was purple. Oh, you're thinking of the

8:26 game. The NES game. They painted him purple. Purple. Yeah. Good memory. Nice show. Wrong show. It's all good. Wrong show. It's the right show. Did anybody when we all leave here just be like, "No, stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Why'd you do that?" You alienated your friends. I don't think this Go Animation movie TV, but this was a a really unique one. Did anybody ever watch The Secret of Nim? No, but I know what that is. I never saw it though. Mm-m. I remember that being like really influential or at least I watched it a lot because it's one of the few VHS I had. It's also a bunch of like rats and mouse and mice and stuff and there was like a bush outside of the whatever you know humans house and then somehow the rats got smarter by some sort of like serum or whatever and then they stole electricity and they built this whole underground world. That's pretty sick. It was ████ gangster.

9:19 You ever see Batman Beyond Return of the Joker? Yeah. Oh, I heard that one's really good. Never saw it. Very good. That one you should watch after Mask the Fantasm because then it's like Bruce Wayne's older and he adopts like the younger Batman and Joker comes back. It's kind of crazy. Were you into the Spider-Man animated uh cartoon? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was. Yeah. You know when they got to the later seasons where like basically they were nearly ending. They did the whole multiverse thing. Oh, I didn't get that far. I got to him being a mutant Spider-Man and I and I That was sick, too. And I started soccer. Sorry. Never saw. Spider-Man the animated series was the one when they mixed CG when he's like swinging through the city, right? Where No, it was pure cartoon for us. It's pure cartoon. Oh, I thought they like did a little It's the one where like when they got to like the six dimensions of Spider-Man, there was even the Spider-Man who was just an actor and Stan Lee created him and then

10:10 he has this whole like conversation with like what it is to be like just Yeah, it was crazy. I remember being a kid being like, "What? This is the comic one." Wa. Did you ever when you were younger, did you ever see Waters Ship Down? Why does that sound so funny? It's the one about the rabbits. It's Waters Ship Down is a book about like rabbit colonies and then they made like an animation and it was like gruesome. The rabbits were like bleeding, killing each other, bro. What the ████ Oh, bro. This is like a old timey one. Yeah, it's old. I remember this, bro. These are deep cut. In my opinion, the greatest animation movie soup to nuts of all time is the Iron Giant. Iron Giant. Bro, when you said best animated, I thought of Iron Giant. That was my first pick in my head, but I thought that was hack. It's a little hack. It's a little But it is so good though. Like top to bottom is the best.

11:00 Before Christmas is also a little Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's very good. It's It's very good though. That's Claymation. It's very, very Wait, what is it? Nightmare Before Christmas. Oh, Nightmare Before Christmas. Well, how do you feel about The Lion King? Lion King 2. I like The Lion King, but I don't rewatch Lion King almost ever. I don't give a ████ Did you watch that Lion King two and a half or whatever? That's better than Lion King 2. One and a half. Lion King one and half is better than two. That's when they were with like Timone and Poom. I heard that one's good. I never seen it, but everyone says it's really funny to watch. That's funny. That's the one where they're like in the theater washing themselves or that's the one where like they're in like a hot tub for like hella long and then later Puma gets out and you realize he was just farting the whole time. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's right. I've seen that clip. Mulan is going to be top. Mulan's very good. You really like Mulan? Yeah. Yeah, I did. I'm not going to be defensive about it just cuz they're Chinese. I won't. I was about to be and

11:50 I'm not. But did you have But Eddie Murphy was like he made it for me. Did you have that feeling of like feeling represented a little bit? Yeah. As Mulan as a Chinese as anybody as Krina Aguilera singing. Yeah. Ping as a person pretending to be a different gender. No, that movie was hard though when she's climbing up the ████ thing trying to get to the That was sick. That song still slaps hard. The whole movie top to bottom I think is really good. It was good. Like the charact like what's the name? Mushu. Mushu. Mushu is my favorite, bro. Mushu. And he's talking to the ancestors and he keeps keeps messing up. It's my favorite. I like Spirited Away. A I never saw it. I never seen it. That was so good. Don't look at me like that. Wait, you've never seen I'm going to watch it. Yeah. Tip says, "No more Japanese ████ in the house." She I grew up on Miyazaki stuff. Did you like

12:40 Castle in the Sky? That one was my favorite. Which one's the best one you think? Which one should I start with if I'm getting into it? I think Spirited Away is the best one. That's your entry level. Maybe. Yeah, that's it's newer, but if you progress like in the stages, I don't think you'll understand the other ones. Most kids would go for Toro first. Tortoo. Most people I've seen Toro. I've seen the the characters. Kiki's. Yeah, Kiki's delivery. Kiki's delivery is cute. Yeah. Princess Monoki. I don't think he'll get them. That one's cool, bro. What do you mean? It's so funny, dude. I'm going to go Japan. You know, when people do that, that's so obnoxious. I don't think he'll get him, though. Like, he's too stupid. I don't think he'll sound like my sisters. I think Princess Monoke is pretty badass, though. It's the cooler one cuz it's like, you know, like the dude warrior like Ryan Wolf type stuff. Archer. Spirited Away is unbeatable for like what it is. It's so cool. Also, Nemo.

13:30 Nemo is a big one. Do you remember Do you remember Little Nemo? Yeah. Dream Master. Yeah. Yeah. where he's like on the bed that like wakes up and goes into the and he got to get the scepter or some ████ And I don't know if this is Miyazaki, but do you know the one where it's kind of futuristic and it's a big ████ worm and then they find out that they're actually nice and ████ and then they it's like it's like an anime, but yeah, it's like a whole movie. I don't know. There's an animation called Have you ever seen something called Metropolis? I've heard of it. It's It looks like it's made by the same guy that makes Astro Boy, but it Metropolis is freaking amazing. It's like about kind of like the class system of like robots live in the bottom. Robot people are like servants. They live in underneath and then the humans are in the top and it just goes very good. That's about to happen. Yeah, it's pretty sick. Legit. I

14:22 like Beast Wars. Oh, I didn't watch Beast Wars. You ever see Street Sharks? Sharks. That show was such a good idea, but I don't know if it was a good show. I don't remember watching it. Mice. They were like the same show practically. They were all just trying to copy Ninja Turtles. Yeah. Everyone was trying to be the next Turtles or just Ninja Turtles. Ninja Turtles was awesome. But again, I don't remember it being good as a cartoon, but but the movie, the first movie was Any of you guys ever seen GI Joe the movie? It's so good. The live action? No, it's just the animated movie. Oh, what? It's like the one where like Duke like dies basically. What? Dude. Yeah. But then they changed it. Basically, he was he was meant to die in the movie and then when they showed it to test audiences, they were so upset about it that they made him live in the release. Oh, no. They made him like they they like did the ████ they froze the frame and then it goes, "Hey guys,

15:13 Duke's going to pull through." And it's like obvious that that wasn't meant to be said. Yeah. It's like come on, you guys inserted that. He's going to pull through. Did you like the uh animated uh Street Fighter movie? I absolutely loved it. Those were hard. It was an animated one. The first one that came around that was called Street Fighter the animated movie was dude with Chung Lee gets ripped up by Vega and her so fine. What do you mean ripped up? How like in the in the segway like fighting she's just clawing her clothes off and ████ But the animation quality in that was so good. So good still. Do you know what I just found out about that movie? You watched it in English, right? Probably. Yeah. So, everybody saw the English dub. You know who plays Fay Long in that? Who? Brian Cranston. Wait, he plays Fay Long. He's Fay Long. No, he's the Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee guy.

16:04 He's bootleg Bruce Lee. If you watch it back, if just go on YouTube and then look up Brian Cranston Street Fighter. He's the dubbing voice, the English voice for Fay Long. Crazy. How did you find that out? It was just like on a on a IG video. Like it was trivia now, but people didn't know for the longest time. Damn. You know, he was in Power Rangers, like the OG one. Brian Cranston. Yeah. Yeah. Was he in Power Rangers? He was just like a a random character in Power Rangers, like a voice in it. And then that's why they in the Power Rangers movie they did like I don't know 7 years ago, they had him be Zordon. You look like you could be Zordon a little bit. You could be Zordon. ████ you. You're our Zordon. You shaved and then just like we all got blurry eyes for a second. You know what else? Uh, honorable mention. I got no more pas. Honorable mention, The Prince of Egypt. I heard that was great. Never saw it. That movie is dope. You know what other

16:55 movie I never saw, but heard it was good? Road to El Dorado. I heard that was good. I heard that was really good. Road to Elorado. I heard that's a sleeper. Same with Atlantis or whatever. This one's a little bit new. Uh, Love, Death, and Robots. That's a whole series. Is it an anime? It's dope. It's It's so dope. It's It's multiple episodes, but each episode is a different animation and a different style and a different story. It's great. It's on Netflix. Yeah, I heard about that. That was new, right? This year they have multiple seasons now. There's multiple seasons. I'm going to check it. I heard that coming up. Hey, Animatrix this month. Oh, ████ I got to catch that. Animatrix is wet. Advent Children. I thought it was wet. Advent Children's really good. You guys, you didn't like it? I I I haven't watched it, but I heard that it's necessary in order to understand what happened. One of one of them is necessary. I I don't know. The one that explains everything, the first

17:46 one that's necessary. The rest of them are just like candy to me. That's like when my brother Nate, I love him to death, but he he's like, "Hey, uh I know that like you're not the biggest prequels guy, but if you watch the Clone Wars, it all makes sense." I'm like, I'm not watching six seasons of ████ this show to make it all make sense, dude. Should have made sense already. Animation is more a companion piece, but I heard people love that show. I heard that too. I heard it was like it was like a it was a big hit. Nerds do. Yeah, cuz whenever you see the toys at Target, you're like, "Oh, this is a big deal then." You know, like nerds do. We kill nerds. My bad. Sorry. I won't bring it up again. This room has been kind of nerdy, though. What do you mean? What are you talking about? We've only talked about tight ████ Don't Would you rather talk about nerdy stuff or just more gay stuff? We're just talking about animation stuff for 18 minutes. This is an unusual prompt for Steve. You know why I did it? I feel like something bad's going to happen in your life. I'm

18:36 like a little suspicious of it. Why? What's going on? Because I knew if I did superhero one, Joe would just sit here. Superhero one. It was going to be debate the goat comic book character, but I knew Joe. See merchant.

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