0:00 thank you [Music] in Chinese news oh engineers in China have irreparably damaged the Great Wall of China while trying to find a shortcut for their business according to local reports that's the most shiny ████ I've ever heard bro shortcut anybody know shortcuts too long man oh that's so oh nobody use that anymore us excavators were used to excavate the original gap of the ancient Great Wall into a large gap so that the excavator could pass through the gap which caused irreversible damage to the Integrity of the mean great wall and the safety of cultural relics so there was already a hole and it go this already was looking at it's like an eroded hole right yeah like a small natural one I guess but
0:51 they just needed to make the Gap bigger so they can get their ████ excavation machines through it or this is an old school like hey can you drive around I don't want to drive around and drive through yeah well dude driving around probably completely sucks by the way they have to go through Mongolia yeah these guys um I saw a picture but they're like there's a photo of them locked up in handcuffs with like they look like fugitives that got caught yeah if you ████ with Chinese relics dude the government's gonna ████ kill your ass look at this how many miles of wall are there bro it's like you can't take a little hole in the thing because yeah you can see it from space it's ████ long yeah I didn't get to go I want to go too I was in Beijing and then right when we're about to go we got scammed and my friend was like I don't want to go anymore and I was like me neither
1:43 it's fun to be there I've been there I think like twice now I wouldn't know because I got Jack before we got there okay you got Bluff he's coming back on him about it you can't even walk across like in one day huh like it's a crazy line no way dude it's the gray wall of China it's like ████ seven thousand miles or something it's from like California to New York is it like that that's what I'm saying you take dig a little hole in a big ████ yeah it's 13 000 miles that's insane oh my God 13 000 miles of like when ████ are like you don't need that big truck you probably got a little ████ dick that ████ you don't need that big a wall dude or something because I got small things how many miles is from California New York isn't it like three thousand that's it yeah I think it's like five
2:33 wait how's the Great Wall that long 13 000 2900 miles around they went on California to New York is 2914 miles we're talking about 13 000. damn Jesus Christ so it's like four four or five times they're counting like because it winds and stuff doesn't it yeah I mean if you could see it from a space yeah dude that's pretty ████ will you dig a little tiny hole everyone flips the ████ up it was built when in like 1830 something it took a long time it was uh for being McDonald's no it's okay all I know is it opens at 9am um I think I think it took like several times 20 BC wait what oh that was 18 18 45 1845 huh Ryan I'm off by like ████ the whole Jurassic world dude wait say that again 220 BC 220 BC but I think
3:25 they they've been building it for like four dynasties or some ████ yeah what was I even thinking that's like 1891 so like when Marty went back to see Doc in the old west but you know what's funny though it still didn't keep the Mongolians out they still won yeah there was a there was a Chinese Trump back in the day they're like we gonna Emperor Trump they were like we're gonna build a big wall tell those Mongolian ████ you make a pay for it and then make them pay for it so how did the Mongolians get over the wall they went around grappling hooks all of them 13 000 miles through the animation yeah dude dude probably they couldn't guard 13 000 miles away you crazy yeah dude are you girdle that they couldn't like the ████ Fire fast enough the signals remember Mulan that's how they got got
4:15 the signals did get lit though that was yeah but it wasn't fast enough but the thing is if the whole point was to keep the Mongolians out they took their sweet ass time building issue that's true what were the Mongolians doing and ████ off the whole time but to be fair the Mongolians were really good at like just mercking everyone's had their day bro I think Mongolians went all the way toward Europe first because they were following the wall they're like man this wall is so long man and then they went all the way to Europe and then they're like okay come down this way oh wait is it the same thing if we're saying Mongols and Mongolians is that the same yeah okay there were the Mongol the Mongol the golden horde Genghis Khan Genghis Khan baby I like that I like that Genghis come is there any relationship spray come all over oh yeah you know how like we have the word ████ is that in any way related to like just dissing the Mongols
5:05 forever no I think ████ was supposed to be East Asians oh damn so is it this on just Asians no it says uh ████ in the dictionary is an old-fashioned term for a person with Down Syndrome oh never mind yeah they thought that Chinese people looked like down syndrome that's what they thought but was it like was it created they make the word ████ after how they felt like Mongolians like looked kind yeah I could I could picture in a Roman looking at a Mongol and going down scene okay maybe I need to spell it with like an H or some ████ like that ████ m-o-n-g-o-l is an old-fashioned term for a person with Down Syndrome uh and then in the related questions is Genghis Khan a Mongol Genghis Khan also spelled originally is very you in there
5:56 Golian Warrior ruler one of them no it doesn't say anything about it so you know that biker gang called the Mongols yeah yeah of course did they meant to be a crew of down syndrome guys obviously that's a bad diss well I don't know I just the term is wrong they're very close to this area I think the difference is Mongol it spelled the same way but if you put a capital M making it like a proper noun then you're talking about the Mongolian people of that area I like that one better versus a lowercase Mongol let's dig in on this topic what about ghoul what is a ghoul like who's like a spooky Villain Like A mongool it's a very important conversation that's for sure is dude everyone thinks it's ████ we brought this up yesterday and uh
6:47 Steve Green over here said he he backs these uh these vanders how big you gotta have your ████ world Wonder to be dude this guy's just trying to get to work he's ████ just trying to make his job a little easier what's the American equivalent of this crime like what's something that we have here that people would all be mad about like Mount Rushmore or something I don't want to ████ let down by the way that's somebody someone shortcut is through Mount Russian I've never seen it before that's what I'm saying what do all Americans care about do you even care about the same things not really no not these days we have the Statue of Liberty somebody ████ up the Statue of Liberty cry yeah maybe I'll say that every actually every time someone ████ with the Hollywood Boulevard rainbow Street people get pissed I know you're talking about people people burning out burnouts on it there's like a oh really there's like the pride Street they do takeovers over there do we have anything old
7:37 enough I don't have anything old enough that's like a relic that's like the Liberty button I think the statue on the East Coast Statue of Liberty Liberty is not as old as a Liberty Bell but it's like yeah more symbolic I guess but the Statue of Liberty was given to us at the same time as a you know Great Wall was built in 1800s you have 1855. what about the pair pyramids to the Egyptians would that be like the yeah for sure oh that's like a one-to-one actually you know what's funny arguably Americans probably be more pissed for things getting ████ abroad oh that's true especially the white women but the same irony is that those people that are ████ the stuff abroad are probably Americans true but in this case China on China crime what were they trying to do shortcut business no but what's the goal like to excavate they're like what are they doing no they wanted a elevator yeah no
8:28 it's like a shortcut as in like they need to go through so then they could get to the other side of the of the town like it's like um they're just trying to open up a space so they can drive through it to do what oh just to to save space so they don't have to I mean to to not waste time to go around and ████ to be like a Panama Canal like you could just go through just a great wall trying to have any military value now or is it just completely a tourist tourist thing but I heard that a lot of it is like deteriorating yeah like uh some of it huge parts of it is like it's not kept up because they can't it says that only eight percent of the Wall constructed during the Ming Dynasty which is the last Dynasty to contribute to the Great Wall remains in good condition while the rest has fallen into disrepair with a third of the structure having completely Fallen apart here's the funnier part uh local farmers and Builders have even taken bricks and stones to use in their
9:19 own personal projects ████ yeah damn I got a mug I got a mug made out of the Berlin Wall it's pretty cool a mug yeah I peed on the Berlin Wall at some bar in Vegas they have like a urinal made out of the Berlin Wall there's pieces of Berlin Wall everywhere man yeah if you go to Germany you could buy mugs and then there's like uh ones that have a little piece of the burger oh that's pretty cool did you guys see how like some dude at the Coliseum was like etching him and his girl's name into the side of it yeah oh my god do we talk about it yeah the real Coliseum right ████ yeah you can't do that they should feed him to a bear yeah do you show us the Coliseum anymore dude did you see Russell Crowe brought his family to the Coliseum and said I
10:09 showed him where I used to work that's funny it's brilliant they're doing a sequel today yeah I love that movie really is it with him yeah with him I ████ love Gladiator I hope that now I hope I hope they don't use a a Asian nine bit non-binary person to be the actual Gladiator Asian yeah I hope they do now it's Asian non-binary yeah foreign
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