0:00 [Music] So, Americans who travel to Europe for leisure are going over there and they're kicking >> Let's go to America. >> Leisure or do they have a secret mission >> to kick >> to kick some? >> You're talking about like those to to catch a predator style setups. All right. >> They should do that in Europe. >> So, like >> Europe edition. Have you guys been seeing this going around all over Instagram where people are saying like every time America like they warn uh European pickpockers to not do it to Americans cuz they'll ████ you up. And then there's like all these videos of like that lady holding that girl's hair. There's like that one guy that like tackled his pickpocketer and then all that. And then I guess they're like why don't Europeans fight back or whatever.
0:52 >> Why do they call it pickpocket? Like in America you've never gotten pickpocketed. got jumped or you got robbed >> because because they don't do it sneaky here. Like they you either you get mugged. >> They don't do it. Yeah, you get mugged. >> Is like a knife or a gun. >> We're lazier. They have more like craft. >> Yeah, they are. They are sneaky. >> That's why Americans get mad. They're like, "If you're going to steal my ████ you better jump me first." >> Yeah, I want to see you eye. >> Yeah, you better ████ catch these hands. >> It's a side story, but our friend Lyanna Carr, uh, a old fitness friend of ours was in Ireland. I think this is maybe six, seven years ago. I don't even know. She made uh front page of like the news because uh not robbing but some dude was like heckling her like cat calling and then I think he ended up touching her and she just turns around and ████ knocks him out >> and she ends up on like the front page. >> Yeah. So good. So good. >> But now dude, if you're in the UK and
1:43 you like say bad words online >> Yeah. >> bank account frozen all Yeah. You better have that Bitcoin and Yeah. cold storage. Americans just throw down more though because >> I feel like the world the world views us as cowboys like so that's our personality whereas I feel like in maybe Europe there's more of like if I I imagine everyone like James Bond they're just more slick yeah smooth about it. So that's why they're like pickpocketing and they're probably so used to it they figure out how to uh like deal with it. Kind of like people in LA dealing with homeless people when they go to LA, oh my god, how do you deal with this? You're just so used to it. He's ████ on the floor. I'm just going to walk by. >> Tomato. Yeah. It's like when British people get pickpocketed, they when they discover that it's gone, they go, "Oh, well played, chap."
2:34 >> Well played. >> I bet like Aussies are like that, too. I bet Aussies are kind of seen as cowboys. I bet they >> I think they're crazier than us. >> Yeah, that's true. >> Hi, Mike. >> Yeah. I always wonder if like the pig pocket stuff was like propaganda, you know? You know, as I put my tinfoil hat on and I broke through the matrix, you know, over the last decade. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. red a lot of people that's been pick >> but cuz then I saw a clip and it was like a it might have been a vlogger or whatever and they're talking to locals I think it was England I don't know but and and even the locals were like yeah watch out for the pig pockets and I'm like actually well watch for the pig pockets you know and then and then and then I was like oh ████ like that s███'s real cuz like when people >> the train stations they announced it >> yeah see that's crazy cuz you come to California cuz the opposite propaganda is true too right people are like oh my god you're from California like you surf all day or you get shot at you've been shot at or whatever like, "Do you have a gun?" >> Yeah. Yeah. And like, "Dude, we're not getting shot at every day." Like, it's
3:24 not that crazy. >> But there are hella pickpockers. So, like my my buddy Richard uh right after um uh college, they went backpacking throughout Europe and he was at a cafe with a literal backpack. And when they were eating after he was done, the backpack that was between his legs was gone. >> Wa. >> Cuz they work as like a team. So, they'll like distract you with something and then snatch wherever they go. >> So, my buddy Richard, who's taller than your buddy Richard, and he has a bigger dick. Are you sure? >> He has a bigger dick, too. Yeah. >> No, mine has at least seven inch. >> Mine No, mine's bigger for sure. No, mine's 9 in. >> Oh, wow. >> He um he he always So, he he used to bring a van in in LA >> to shoot all kinds of stuff cuz he was doing stuff for Black Rifle Coffee cuz he's like one of the owners, right? And he he had his van. As soon as he parked the van, like he goes goes into his
4:14 diner and he sits down and as soon as he sits down, cars pull up, they break the windows, they grab all the gear. They instantly knew that those guys had tons of gear. >> She's casing him. Yeah. >> And they just rob them blind. >> In LA. >> In LA. Yeah. >> Holy ████ >> Crazy. >> What was happening to all the wedding photographers in the scenic areas, too? >> That's some heist ████ >> But that's American ████ Yeah. >> In Europe, I feel like they would go and like the the >> guy on his smooth >> the transmission. So, it's perfect time. >> That laser thing. >> They give one look at you when you catch him and they go says goodbye again [Applause] >> and then he jumps off a sidewalk to the street. He just hits the street. >> That's true. Cuz when you think jewelry, Steve, you think European. You don't
5:04 think American American you think a bank robber, someone that holds you up. >> Well, cuz Americans have lower IQ and higher impulse, >> probably. >> So, their style of crime, >> there's nothing in the front seat. >> How many How many stories have we seen of old ladies just getting punched in the back of their head and their purses get grabbed? >> Yeah. It's lower IQ. Yeah. >> Right. Cuz Yeah, we have a lot of purse snatchings where like they just yank it out of people. >> In Europe, they like practice the craft. They're like They're like those magicians that explain how they got your watch >> or after they steal your >> ████ They're like, "You thought I was your dad?" >> You go home with them. >> They go They go to the old lady and they're like like, "Oh, Shante, are you so good?" >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, your earrings. >> The Olympics was happening in France. They were making an announcement
5:54 >> to pickpockets. They're saying, "Don't pickpocket Americans cuz they will ████ you up." >> So, the government made an announcement for them. And then there was I don't know if this was the same time, but there was an American who made these like wallets that explode >> and then he was deliberately getting pickpocketed and letting them off. So, it blows up these guys thighs. >> That's sick. >> And he was going to the uh hospital bragging to doctors like, "Yeah, that ████ that I made that. Look at how much I made that portable bomb right there. >> That's crazy. Yeah, we have socialized medicine. >> You can't get in crazy trouble for doing that. >> Yeah, I think you can, but by the time you're freaking back in New Jersey, >> sir. >> It's like pickpocketing not a big crime over there. >> Well, I guess what Hannah told me is that when you live there, you know, like
6:44 you and they like the cops. >> Oh, I don't know. >> You know what I mean? Weed here. >> Like, do they prosecute? You mean? >> Yeah. >> Like, does the DA prosecute, >> right? Yeah, they care. >> Yeah, >> cuz if they don't care, maybe that's why it's a bigger bigger habit. >> Hard to catch. >> I feel like they catch the guy and they're just like, "Give it back. >> Give it. Give what you took." >> Oh, you hear what I said? >> That's not on. >> And the other one >> the other pocket >> in your shoe. >> You said everything. >> God, we're We know the world. >> You know what I mean? >> Yeah. Yeah. We Cuz I've been there twice, so I know everything about it. We definitely got it wrong in the US though. We take lives over like $10 of Jack. It's insane. We definitely are just ████ >> cuz you can't tread on me, brother. >> But I feel like over there they're like, I can't believe Americans will kill to
7:35 protect their property. And Americans are more like, I can't believe you would risk your life trying to steal. >> That's what I mean. I don't I don't feel bad for people getting killed for stealing. I feel bad for people that literally will kill to steal nothing. >> Like to take my jacket. >> Yeah, I was going to say like cash isn't even like a thing. Like, so you think people just have less valuable? It's like, sure, a watch or something here and there, but like robbing should just go down now. >> But this, it's sort of like how art is subjective. Like, we could all be at a museum together and looking at the same painting and have a different interpretation. Like, I feel like we I'll watch a video, for example. There's one recently of it's a doorbell camera. This exboyfriend comes up to the door and he's like, "I need to see this ████ I want to see her." And he's pounding on the door. He's like starting to break into the to the to the house. And the dad's like, "I got a gun, boy." like >> he just starts he just shoots through
8:25 the door. The guy like walks like 10 feet and just dies on the lawn. I'm going that's tight. And I think if you showed a British person that o >> it's inhumane. >> Exactly. >> Not what a lie. >> You call this entertainment. A man lost his life. >> And I'm like sending this to like Subin and ████ I'm like this is >> Yeah. Sub's going That's ████ sick. >> Subie goes to America. He he can set a purple. >> That's because we see the faf more than anything. >> You know what I mean? That's the first thing we see as Americans. That's what you deserve because you should have known that's on the other side. >> I wonder how much of that's driven straight by like pop culture and like what we were raised on. Like we were joking about Batman, but we're literally raised on Batman who's just a dude and just goes whoops ass when he sees something wrong. >> We don't have a Batman. >> Yeah, they don't have a Batman. They don't, >> right? They have a prince. >> We have a constable.
9:15 >> Yeah, they got James Bond >> and he's perfectly fine. But I bet like it's not in the culture as much. >> There's no British superheroes. >> There's not one. >> Yeah. Name one. >> Name one. Name one. >> Name one. Superhero. >> Captain Britain. >> No, there's that. >> Alpha Flight. Alpha Flight. >> Captain Planet's not. >> Wait, no. They're Canadian. >> The gayest superhero. >> And he's a whole planet. Yeah. >> Captain Planet. Captain Planets Britain. >> He's not even That's what I'm saying. >> Anything. We took it all over. >> Yeah. >> They're ████ weak, dude. They suck. >> They got no superheroes, dude. written. It's just all villains. >> That's true. >> Dr. Evil. >> Yeah. Hans Gruber. >> Queen Elizabeth one through now. >> Hans Grubers, dude. >> Okay, whatever. Who gives a ████ >> Hans Gruber. >> We all know that >> British accents are always the bad guys
10:05 for sure. They're evil, dude. >> Always on a cell phone giving evil plans. Always. >> Man, Jason Staithm in the Fast series. >> What do you think? >> What do you comment below? >> Yeah, tell us. pickpockets. America America should beat him up or not? >> USA.
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