0:00 I'm not gay. [laughter] I am not gay. There is an actual scientific way to tell if somebody's gay. >> What the hell? For reals? >> Yeah. This is a real thing. Andrew Huberman just talked about this on Theoon's podcast. And it's about how your hand is with your finger ratio, right? >> Yeah. >> People whose ring and index fingers are the same length are more likely to be straight. Those whose ring and index fingers are different lengths are more likely to be gay. So, I had all the boys, including Nick, send me pictures of their hands, and we're going to just we're going to find out who's gay. >> You said that it's it's like if the space is small, >> excuse me. >> If the spacing is a little bit, that means you're straight. But if it's a large pronounced difference, you're gay. >> Sounds like a Sounds like a coping gay guy to me. [laughter]
0:50 >> This is Ryan's hand right now. >> Oh, dude, I didn't send you a proper >> That's mine. >> No, that's Ryan's hand. What are you talking about? >> Wait, we did the same >> angle. >> Yeah, we did the same how uh Ryan's hand on the same couch. >> Oh, wait. >> Shorts. Joe, >> really? >> Look, there's his leg. >> I thought that was my hand. [laughter] >> Damn. We don't even know our hands. >> Crazy. So Ryan actually, from this image, I believe that Ryan is a heterosexual male. >> Yeah, it looks it looks like >> God, I just got married. [laughter] This would ruin my life. [snorts] >> Oh, and it's >> I'm having a baby. >> This is wrong. >> Why? >> Why? Why? Why? Why? BECAUSE IT'S CUZ I'M GAY. [laughter] >> Because the one on the right is high testosterone. >> Okay. >> Oh, is that what that is? >> The one on the right is not technically high testosterone. It's more like you've been exposed to high testosterone as a as in your mother's womb. >> Really?
1:40 >> Let's not make it real. Let's do gay gay and straight. Why are you going to do this? >> Maybe gay is >> you running forest. >> Leonitis >> is gay >> is gay. Leonitis is gay. Maybe. Yeah. that maybe you're once you get super high testosterone that's when you become gay. >> You think so? >> Afghan terrorist warriors. >> That makes sense. >> Like super alpha then you're gay. >> Gay couples have high tea, right? >> Yeah. >> True. >> All right, let's get back to business. Who else in this room's gay? >> Joe. Joe's next. All right. >> Hey, good luck, Joe. Good luck. Good luck, Joe. Come on, guys. Hype him up. Hype him up. >> No, it's not fair. >> Come on, Joe. Come on, Joe. >> He's straight. >> No, no, no, no. It's the angle. It's the angle. Trust me. Look, Mike, it's actually long. >> Oh, yo, >> it's the angle. It's the [laughter] angle. I'm gay. I want high testosterone. >> Go run to the camera and show him.
2:30 >> He is gay. >> Yeah, is gay. [laughter] >> Why are you fighting for this? >> That means that Nikki and Nina were right. Joe's gay. >> Joe is gay. >> But Nikki and Nina are right. >> Yeah, we were at dinner ago. They were like, "Oh, Joe's most likely to be gay." >> My angle though, it looks heterosexual, but it's actually gay. >> You see that? So that means you're straight presenting gay guy. >> Straight presenting gay guy. Yeah. [laughter] >> I'm not closeted. >> Hey, that should be in your in your in your bio. >> Yeah. >> Straight presenting gay guy. >> It is popular to be gay. >> Oh, yeah. You're good. All right. Here. >> Here comes Nick, who There's been a lot of rumors over the years. >> Oh, Nick. Oh, [laughter] >> why Nick? Dude, >> I don't know, dude. By the way, this is his second picture he sent me. He sent me a lot of pictures. this. They're all facing like a the sideways.
3:20 >> Yeah, he sent me a lock. But yeah, >> see where it's at. >> Oh, that's gay, dude. >> Gay, >> right? >> Yeah. >> And the and this finger the could have been long >> that to that. That's gay ████ >> Gay, bro. >> He's the gayest gay Nick. >> I think cuz the line's right there. Nick. >> Gay homie Nick. Dude. >> Hey. >> Makes sense. >> Is anybody surprised though? >> No, not at all. >> He is the gayest presenting >> by far. It's not even close. Uh, I might take that one. >> Well, no, you're not. Gay presenting. >> Gay presenting >> having guys who gets puss all the time. Crushes puss. >> Show them a hand. Show them the hand. >> All right. Here. Here it comes. But I don't even think this applies to you, dude. I'll never believe you're gay. [laughter] >> Yeah. Nice try, Anthony. >> Wow. Okay. I see what you're doing. I see what you're doing. >> Of course. >> I know. >> It's perfect. It's literally perfect.
4:10 >> It's so straight in general. >> Porcelain. >> It's the most straight hand I've ever seen. Straight presenting >> on fingers, man. >> Straight presenting. >> That's You got ET fingers. >> Crazy. >> You trying to home phone home with that ████ >> Yeah, you're phoning home on this. >> The straightest fingers I ever >> Oh, dude, that's so straight. Look at that. Look at the spacing. >> His fingers are straight and horizontal and vertical. >> I hate this guy. >> Dude, you'll never You'll never be gay. >> You'll never But he's slightly gay, though, cuz the one on the right is a little bit above the one on the left. >> Still passes. It still passes. >> It's slight. He's high tea. >> I think that's just your gay slanted eyes looking at. >> No, I think No, no, no, no, no. >> Gay slanted eyes. >> Let me say that. Take it back. Let me see. All right, I'll take it back. >> With fashion cuz you're slightly gay. >> Oh, >> but it's not gay enough. You're like met You're like metrosexual. Yeah. >> Oh, that's ████ worse. Just call me
5:01 gay, dude. Don't ████ call me. What the hell? >> It's a millennial word. >> Oh, that's way worse. >> Ryan Serest in the 2010s. >> Yeah. All right. Here comes Barton Quan. This one's a little bit. >> Is that straight or gay? >> That looks like a zigile hand on >> the line, dude. Now he's slightly gay. >> You think >> he's slight? Dude, put a mirror to here. Put a ████ straight >> here. Measure it. >> Measure it. >> See, he's slightly gay, dude. >> A little bit. >> I think it's nail length. It's nail length. >> Does it matter which hand? All I'm saying is that might seem more straight on the chart, but we know those fingers periscope his ████ every day. >> But that's his own. >> Yeah, that's straight. You're right. It's not as, you know, bunky. >> I'm I'mma resend this to you, Steve, so you could see how gay I am.
5:51 >> You want to do a real one about me being called straight here? >> An unusual twist in this video. >> A kosh thing to do on the other end. >> It is actually >> my butthole is clean though. >> Yeah, cuz we know why. >> We know why. might even funny if you have a picture you say you just had ████ all over your head [laughter] >> and it's a current photo live >> it's current >> all right here comes here comes daddy don't worry about it boys >> hey come on >> you you already knew this so you moved your fingers look at that you're ████ you're making a skateboard ramp with your fingers you ████ mayor [laughter] >> that's mayor come get any angle you want come Get it. >> You're making a skateboard [laughter] with your fingers. You're ████ mayor. >> Get it. Any angle you want. Any angle you want. >> Doing this. You're cupping it.
6:42 >> You made him over that. [laughter] >> You're t You're tucking your fingers in. >> He's mayor. >> He's tucking it in a skateboard ramp. >> He's tucking his fingers, dude. I could tuck my fingers. >> You ████ mayor. >> I could tuck my fingers, dude. What the hell? >> Like [laughter] flexing hard. Take it back or we're editing it out. You're doing this. >> I'm not the ████ COME GET IT. COME get it. Any angle you want. What are you talking about? I'm straight as ████ [laughter] >> I'm hella. >> Look how straight I am. All the fingers are the same, dude. >> Buddhist palm. I'm not gay. [laughter] I am not gay. >> This is Steve. Dude, >> this is Steve. It's so straight that all three line up. >> I literally just took a picture of my hand on the ████ couch. We're talking about Oh, defense. Okay, mayor. [laughter] For no, look at exhibit A. For a tall
7:33 dude, his fingers are short. >> He's ████ crimping him, dude. >> Really, ████ Let's see your ████ fingers against my fingers. >> SAY YOU GOT YOU GOT big >> Yeah. No ████ with this. >> It should be like that. [laughter] IT SHOULD BE BIG. >> YOU GOT big >> Yeah. [clears throat] >> fingers. >> Big. Make it big. >> You got big. >> It looks It looks Look at how long his ████ thumb is. That's how it should look. >> What are you talking about? I just put on the ████ couch. >> No, but it doesn't look like that in the picture. >> Yeah. Rest it normal. Yeah. >> No, I put them all together. Like I told Nick, I'm like, "Put them all together." >> Your finger like That's a gay ass looking hand in that photo. >> You [laughter] think it looks like one of these? Oh, >> you think it's like that? [laughter] >> It looks like darling. [laughter] Yeah. >> The ████ love my soft hands. They do. They love >> Oh, do be in one of my prank videos,
8:23 please. [laughter] >> Hands back. I can't stand it here in Maker. [laughter] >> What the ████ is this ████ dude? [laughter] >> Talk about this is a real scientific >> No, no, no, no. They actually have a correlation data. They they they found out. Yeah, they like really went through a bunch of gay guys and they found out that there was a higher occurrence of like big spacing for >> I wondering kids. I wonder if you What do you mean big spacing? [laughter] >> Yeah, it's like a send me a photo of your hand like >> Yeah, dude. you start binding or like trying to put like stuff on it. So the bigger >> photo, [laughter] we got to stretch your finger out, dude. >> Come on, man. Come on, man. >> You heard a skateboard rant before? >> You can do it. You can do it, Taiger. >> Ta, we can save your image. You just need to cup it like Uncle Steve. >> So [laughter] the bigger the space, the
9:14 harder the gay. >> Yeah. >> Yes. Yeah. The the more um more ████ you take and suck. That that that was a gay man's hand. >> Yeah. >> So, gay guys, I don't know, have a index finger that's this short and then this one that long. >> I think I think the study went the reverse way where they first found the gay guys and then looked at their hands. >> They're like, "Why your hands [laughter] like that?" >> That's smart, by the way. That's where you should >> cuz then cuz then they're going to get a bunch of guys that are like, "I'm not gay. Why would my thing?" You know, they just went, "Okay, who's gay? All right, show your hands." >> It's good study. >> Yeah. >> Right. Now, this has the internet ablaze right now because Theo von had Huberman on his podcast and they talked about it and then everyone's basically being prove I'm not gay. >> But who knows? It could just be based on baloney, too. You never know. >> You never know. It could be a whack correlation. >> Yeah. >> Of context, though. Me and Steve and
10:04 Nikki and Nina did go out to eat one time and then we genuinely asked them in honesty. We're just like, "Who do you actually believe?" Cuz we told him truthfully like one of us is gay. >> One of the care boys is gay for sure. >> For sure. >> Who is it? >> Okay. >> And they went down the ████ list. They really They did a probe and con van diagram. ████ blah blah. >> They're both analytical >> and they both just for real landed on Joe. >> Yeah, but those two girls are with the most gayest guys in the world. [laughter] And it's like of course they're going to think other guys are gay. Like really, bro? Oh, really, bro? Let's see how ████ >> You can't get gayer than this. >> Let's see how ████ straight you are, buddy. Look, put your hands up. >> Gayest guys in the world. Your level of defense is hella gay, man. Wait, so what did they say were the traits of why they arrived at Joe? >> Uh, just cuz it's funny. [laughter]
10:54 >> So, they didn't think of any real reasons? >> Not really. >> Because I like to get a rusty trombone and I'm >> comfortable with my ass playing. >> How'd they know that? >> There's like a vibes. [laughter] >> Nikki knows a straight guy was >> Oh, they just went by vibes. That's This s███'s more reliable than women's vibes, >> right? >> No, this is how straight guys should be at bars now. >> Because women have a really good gay door and I think they see the closeted gay in me. >> See, I don't think that's possible because you're so open. >> No, no, but that I think according to this chart, I'm the ████ gayest dude. I They were right. So Nick, >> dude, I am gay. >> Okay. >> What the he just confessed? >> Maybe you got to prove it more, Joe. you're kind of digging a hole right now. >> There's like a a there's like a thing these guys do in street interviews and it almost proves this like theory
11:44 correct where like they the dude he'll he'll take a picture of somebody and be like, "Are you straight or gay?" And he's like, "I'm straight." He's like, "You think you think most people would think you're you're straight?" Hell yeah. They go next [laughter] guy, this guy's straight or gay. Oh, that fool's gay every single time. Cuz if someone's asking you as a guy, you just have to say gay, right? I like to think that they edit out anybody who says straight and they just get to to the next guy who says that that guy's gay cuz like that's the game, right? >> When you picture yourself being asked, you just think, I don't want to be tricked. >> Yeah. >> You just say gay every time. >> I think according to Mexicans, they think all Asian guys are gay. >> Mhm. >> Mexicans? >> Hell yeah. >> Then they're ████ ████ because there's more Asians on the planet than anybody. >> I know. >> Don't you have to be straight to multiply? I know, but when I work with a lot of Mexicans in the past, like they
12:34 look manly and then they're they just have like macho attitude. And Asian guys are ████ feminine though. Like in Western culture is what I'm saying. They sit like this and ████ And like >> what up next Shark? Thanks for watching. Don't forget to com [laughter] click subscribe. Click the like button.
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