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Iraq's Age of Consent Might be Lowered to 9

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0:00 the private practice of people there it's not like it's being enforced in that way cuz it could still be traditionally like part of the culture or something yeah but like 18 to n you guys that's so Dr yeah but the UN don't know [Music] nothing all right this will be a good one for uh to um see what your opinions are who mine yeah yours okay so there's there's big protest in Iraq that like oh women are are protesting about this new law that is probably going to be passed here we go um it would lower the age of consent to 9 years old what the the ████ why would they go for that wait consent wait hold on do you want to hear both sides first yes fine both sides would you like to hear both sides before we have a big reaction yeah wait so this is

0:51 Iraq is that a joke it's Iraq yeah it's not a joke it's not a joke and the women are protesting your B aren't they're protesting against it they don't want they don't want this to happen bits are not even developed right but okay so what is their age of consent now yeah oh that's a better question their current age of cuz it's like is it going from like 11 to 9 maybe it was seven before yeah or what the hell yeah is it going up no it was 18 it was 18 yeah so like half the age they're thinking that that's chill that's weird that's weird that's like a child but is it only weird because our culture is so different no no that's nine like you're you're not even you're not even developed what's their logic okay here's the logic so a is it it's not just marriage right it's actually like it's just age of consent you can breed more okay because I was thinking I mean it's supposed to if I had if I had to make him an argument for it right like they they might arrange a

1:43 marriage of like with a 12-year-old and a 9-year-old or whatever but then doing it is still like man they shouldn't be doing it she can't even make a baby isn't it unsafe for like girls under like 13 or something because their hips and everything and their body's not ready like they could die if they a kid out kids are getting their girls are getting their periods earlier and earlier period and so it probably is because then they can have more babies they can yeah increase the population density they're eating delicious fried chicken with the hormones is making them half period real quick so the uh they're they want to lower the age to nine a lot of women are protesting it and uh yeah if they lower the ag9 then it allows men to marry young girls so it's not it's not going to be that like two 9-year-olds want to get married it's most likely going to be

2:34 like Ault that's even worse that's freaking weird it would also not so in addition to this okay this is other stuff it would also remove the woman's right to divorce huh yeah it's like the law kind of contains like uh what is it like there's multiple things within that law passing oh so uh and you the women would lose any rights to child custody and they would lose inheritance rights huh so it's all these things lumped in one do women vote on this or is it just do they get a say you know what's weird is like there was a dictator that was run in Iraq and his name was Mr Saddam and everyone was like oh he's it's so horrible and I'm all like well if his government put the law of them being 18 for consent and that seems sensible like

3:25 after taking them down and liberating them it's even worse now what the ████ turns out it can be worse so here's the here's the other you were asking about what's the logic so the Shia Coalition who are the ones that are uh the proponents of this law they're saying that it um they're claiming that the point of the law is intended to protect girls from what they consider immoral relationships oh is it because like let's say let's say you're 12 and then you do the nasty nasty before they'll just cut your head off but then now because if you do the nasty nasty technically you're above the age it's okay oh that just sounds crazy what what's their most religion what is their common religion in Iraq what do you think I think the only religion they're

4:15 Rastafarians aarans no but what what is it I think they're they're I don't want assume I think they're only Muslim I don't think there's anything else yeah he looks directly to the camera but this is again like there's different kinds of mus add one fact yes at AA please you know about this you know about this so I saw I was reading about it online and apparently Muhammad's wife was 9 years old when he married her okay so that's that's the their Prophet yeah like their Prophet married when she like married a 9-year-old so they they made that that's the rules oh but yeah again there's different types of Muslims the Shia Coalition is do we have a picture of Muhammad's wife so we could see what their nine-year-old used to look like she's probably no there's um there's two there's two I guess like sex or not sex uh like like denominations or whatever

5:06 they have the Shia and sunnis yeah there's two groups is one more like gangster than the other one nah it's just more it's kind of like Catholic and Protestant it's they're both Muslims but then also like when it comes to government law there's also different political parties too within these things so it's almost like you know it's like thinking that uh it's like putting it on CHR oh wait are we talking about wait sh I'm I'm sheia Coalition okay I don't know you know what's crazy I think if I think if that is bad facts I think if that is the logic it's crazy that instead of like taking away the chopping the head off law they just like let's just lower the age like we'll keep the chopping the the head off cuz we like that but we don't want to we don't we'll just lower the age yeah it's dicey it just sounds like who has the who has the most dudes with AKs on that

5:56 side they make the rules they make the rules want get historical that's who makes the rules in the world in the world and that's why we have the Second Amendment cuz then we keep the if some of the citizens can have AKs and you can but then again like this is why you have musl you have Muslim people not just women I mean there's mostly women but Muslim people are also protesting against this not every Muslim wants this uh and in this country the their argument is that uh they're saying that the new law would effectively put younger girls at more risk of sexual and physical violence and it would also make it easier for them to be pulled out of school and Mis education I just feel like at that age you should be playing around living life not wored about getting married cuz we don't even we don't even think that like if you get caught for having sex like at an early age unmarried we don't get

6:47 stoned to death so we don't even think like that's a thing right so what if the lawmakers there had good intentions of oh uh maybe if we just change the law then they won't be like murdered for having like under I mean uh uh like uh unmarried sex or whatever and then and then other people are coming in like hold on that makes ways for uh uh pedal times yeah it does what I when Muhammad was with the 9-year-old what was the life expectancy that's a good that's a fair and was he like 15 you know what I mean like yeah and he's the prophet so I don't know man but um even though so again like even though this is be become a law this is an interesting little tidbit although Iraq outlawed child marriages in the ' 50s uh there's a United Nations survey

7:39 that found out that 28% of girls married before they were 18 anyways so even though that's whatever the law is it's the private practice of people there it's not like it's being enforced in that way cuz it could still be traditionally like part of the culture or something yeah but like 18 to9 you guys that's so Dr yeah but the you don't know nothing I would no offense but like like could you imagine like if you when you were nine like looking back yeah I don't even remember when I was nine exactly that's my ████ point I was watching Harry and the Henderson yeah the let's be honest on that the UN thinking they know something about percentage blah blah blah blah they don't know nothing they're not even in there are they in there no you're just bullying the UN no are they in there is my question are they in there one of them is probably reading stats from a

8:30 safe place cuz is it the UN made of someone from everyone so one of them would be right not that un not everybody's a part of the UN though do you want to see if they're a part oh yeah Iraq's probably not exactly and if that Iraqi do well they won't be after this part of un he go he running oh they are a member of the UN since 1945 I'm sorry yeah so we do have one guy there so this is one guy but I mean but is he going to rat on his friends is what I'm saying he going rat on the whole club if there are like a large majority of men that want this consent brought down to nine do you if they didn't pass this law what I'm asking is do you really think it's going to stop them from doing these I need it didn't it didn't even though they had that Outlaw I want Iraqi lawyer that like can explain this on the side that's trying to get it done yeah cuz

9:21 there's probably something that with full context I'm just missing so much here cuz I'm like who in the right mind would want this cuz if it's religion based uh I guess like policy then it doesn't have to adhere to logic it never does right there's still some sort of like their morality is different it's a different morality yeah and we have separation of church and state but that doesn't mean that they do yeah that's messed up yeah but it to me it's like I don't know any Muslim that would probably be okay with not out here cuz there's a different culture entirely but in general like even even okay even like we're supposed to be a Christian Nation right but there's a lot of things in the Bible that were just like we ain't doing that no more yeah they were doing kind of this in the Bible a little bit cuz our perspective I think males and females are equal it could be over there it's still like a second class citizen

10:12 so like their property yeah so to them they're like what do you mean like that I'll just bring it down or whatever it's like yeah so they probably are viewing it from a way different way than we're viewing it cuz remember back in the day like when it was like the medieval times they would um marry off like their kids right but then until they're of age they don't actually like do it like you mean so like they a contract that takes it's like a arrange contract and then they'll do the ceremony but then like they won't live with them they're like they're like like when they yeah what if it's like think about it as like I've just been thinking about it as like young girls but what about like young boys with like cougars on the the other way the other way y if that's really why they're passing it that's a big twist these kids deserve

11:05 it it's ████ up finally we don't have to hide anymore that was a real some ████ cougar up there everyone's automatically thinking little girls yeah just went for the other we just so shortsighted we're like oh it's Vander pump Iraq it's like no pump the guys want to it was a cougar conspiracy well cuz like all along guys can impregnate like forever like it doesn't just turn to dust overnight yeah yeah nice but I don't think we have any jiz at 9: yeah I don't know about n well no you start depends on how much McDonald's you eat oh we're shooting blanks at 9: when when do you guys start like shooting like when you guys start having the wet dream so you start with like the older women and you just keep rotating really yeah you're shooting blanks at fourth fifth grade sixth grade

11:57 I was like the beginning of Spider-Man where it's just like this and then nothing was coming out I think I was in fifth grade D fifth grade that's like how old are you 11 or 10 right yeah I don't know how old was man it was probably clear though dude no in the beginning it was like oh nothing came out oo go play and do ████ whatever I want and then the more I did it the years by and I was just like what the ████ is I tripped out wait so that really that really is the thing like you'll like you'll jack off on your little and it'll like nothing will come out but it'll feel like you guys just came the reason how I know is uh tra I I had my first orgasm when I was in first grade cuz I was climbing poles and I remember like oh this makes my dick feel good you know you're not even horny oh my God yeah I know that feel oh ████ we've been having sex sex with poles man what the ████ I never knew I never knew

12:47 what that feeling was so I so I remember like climbing poles I just loved it and then so I'm like okay every time it's recess I'm not going back in the classroom until I ████ bust so I would climb climb climb and I would climb po and trees and ████ just holding oh stop sign but there's never a mess there wasn't a mess until like there's just Jazz until like yeah maybe fifth or sixth grade it's like nothing not like it's CLE all of a sudden like you would do your normal pole climbing and you go back to watch cartoons and you're like wait why is my ████ underwear sticking to my legs and then that's when you would look and like oh ████ what is that mayonnaise no my my first time was just like it he shot out and I was no what is that I got to clean it up oh where were you I was in my uh I think I was on my

13:38 dad's bed oh yeah can you guys shot on your dad's bed mean to shoot on my dad's bedul can you guys share that yes we'll do that next we do that next yeah first time Jizzy this is supposed to be by Iraq but it's okay that's also good no I like let's go back let's go let's stick back to our no we're done dude sad it's really sad Fried Chicken coming I don't want to think about that ████

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