0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys today we are debating the most disappointing video games of all time oh no ooh that's an interesting one you're right tell you a little story yes please tell us the story it was the it was in the 9s 1990 right I was in I was in I believe I was in yep middle school and there was a game coming out that I was really excited for and this sounds like a bit because of how notoriously bad this game turned out to be but I waited for this game for like 2 years it's called Superman 64 K ordered for like a year yeah and I bought that game and when I brought it home I was like what the ████ is going on it's the ET Atari of our childhood generation it's the worst game ever made
0:50 it's like a meme right like everyone it's like the joke completely memed completely sh you can ask my brothers you can ask Kenny and you're a Superman guy I'm a Superman guy I was so sted on this game cuz like a open world Superman game where you flying around let's go and they teased images of it for a long time a long time it was in like Game Informer and all that ████ yeah all that stuff and then the game comes out and it's like it's like oh no a fog has come over the city Superman must fly through rings in order to ████ get rid of the fog and they didn't have the draw distance capability so they put a fog so that you couldn't see that because the frame rate was so chuggy it was just chuggy chugg it chugg it so like Superman's just like clipping through everything and he's all he's flying through Rings like a dolphin dude it's like he drinks seven Red Bulls he's so jittery it's like a it's like a worst pilot wings that's like Wave Race it was
1:41 great tight wave R was do when you play pilot Wings you're able to fly all around America and stuff and that was the point how come but then this this game came out like three years later don't know I have no idea pilot Wings was a launch title this group called Titus games did like the s███████ job ever on it basically and it's like super notorious now but at the time I was just very confused but but I did find something to do with it cuz I spent 60 bucks on this game with my own money bought it new I bought it brand new dude oh my $60 I thought the coolest thing to do was go into like practice mode or whatever where you can just fly around the city openly and there was just one car in the whole city and so you find the one car and you Pi you could pick it up and I could fly it on top of a building throw it and then catch it that was the coolest thing you could do in the game there's nothing else you could do in the game at school would you ever fight bad guys or anything in that game
2:32 very rarely you to fly through levels and like there's maybe six bad guys or something it was really weird oh my it's really hard to control Superman so like the bad guys just are blowing your ass up the whole time and you're Superman yeah you're Superman yeah you're just getting wrecked supposed to smash these guys yeah and then they also did some ████ like where Lois Lane and Jimmy olon are trapped in a portal and I don't even know what's going on with that it was weird weird game wow you're you're a very rare individual I was an OG dude Superman 64 owner out about it after it was bad yeah seriously oh my God that's why you know you beat the magazines to it people take it real seriously when they're like don't pre-order and I kind of agree with them now well well then there was that's why there's such a huge fear among like uh licensed games that are like movie based or character they're always bad yeah they're that's why they're bringing back the culture of
3:23 Trials uh game trials and stuff and I'm hyped about that oh like demos yeah like demos really yeah so you can just kind of play a trailer it's like you play the first like 10 minutes or some ████ the demo now you can if you play through the demo your save file transfers to the full game what did you guys ever play Fusion frenzy is that theot XX there's like a bunch of mini games I I never own the game I just played the practice with my buddy like all the time play the demo played the free demo all the time yeah damn that sucks dude Superman that's like probably one of the most like known horrible games yeah I got a copy of it still you you probably saw that you probably saw that or you probably play it today then might be TI yeah funniest memes of that is this like one that goes around on Facebook where it shows like 16 super nintend or N64 games and it goes you can only
4:14 choose three but like nine of them are Superman 64 yeah that was a really bad game never ever even got past the first two levels excruciating you can't even like ironically play it it's not even fun it's like it's like glitchy as hell right yeah it's just it's slow he's slow there's nothing fun about it you're like why is he slow even when he's doing super speed he's slow you think they do really cool like a really cool game with that IP right like the Superman I've seen the ones where they do the uh the ultra realistic tests on video games called I've seen that and they do Superman demos yeah yeah but I'm like when are they going to make this ████ game this is just like a demo that people are Mak yeah usually for license games are probably the biggest disappointment like um except for Arkham Knight Arkham Knight is yeah legit right they got that good but whole Arham series but then you know how many bad
5:04 Batman games there were before Arkham Knight God that's true and after too everyone's trying to copy it and they still can't even make it happen dude suicide squad's another most disappointing game of all time I actually never even touched the game Suicide Squad the game cuz I learned my lesson from Superman Suicide Squad the game was announced Rock Steady the guys who did batman they were like we're going to do a Suicide Squad game and everyone was like I don't think we really want that and like no it's going to be so sick it's going to be a live server game you it's always online you have to play online and everyone's like yeah I don't think we want that continuously it was resounding in the community like we want to be Batman if anything or we want to know be be Superman maybe but then they just came out with Justice League and it totally bombed like you don't want to be Nightwing don't you want to be Robin I hear you want to be Batman but you don't want to be Robin it totally bumped totally bummed yes so so hard that um WB
5:56 had to restructure like their gaming division oh oh no yeah there's a game that one of the games that just like was so pointless if you bought it back in the day for regular NES was where's Waldo oh my God sounds boring you literally just find Waldo yeah like is it like only a 2d picture and then you just have to like you can scroll through it so it'll be it'll be like a landscape photo so you can move right to like to expand the map yeah you have a cursor and you basically have a timer and if you if you push a when when you think it's Waldo and it's not the you just lose a crapload of time and then the thing is you think at first that like oh I just got to find Waldo it's a ████ red and white guy with a hat and then you realize that after the first level sometimes I think on the first level too he's not even that color every time what
6:46 yeah he could be any color at all you just have to know it's him and he could be so obscure because of the pixels that it doesn't even look like him you just have to keep pushing a on everything and the more you do that the more you lose and then it just it totally takes weird turn because if you get past the first few levels where the objective is just to find him there's like one where uh the whole screen is black and he's walking around somewhere and you just have to find him with like a you can only shine like a square and you have to find him while he's moving around it's really weird you make it sound so fun yeah sounds like a nightmare honestly sounds like my literal nightmares it's not fun because because if as soon as the timer's out you it's it goes back to the start of the game you describing that game pissed me off yeah made me so mad in my head I was like who the ████
7:36 would want to buy that game who the ████ that's what you yeah it was a it was a sad game that one I was like what the ████ is this and then there was another game that we bought I I got it like at a at the mall like when they were like super cheap and they were just selling them outside the mall by this point but it was called M it's probably one of the worst games called MTV's remote control which I guess remote control sounds like a really bad game yeah remote control was a was a game show on MTV which I didn't even know it just sounded cool and it looked all like edgy so I bought it but you're just playing a quiz game show oh and that's it oh what a bummer and the questions never Chang so if you played it a couple times you're like yeah well now I know what the answer is oh ████ especially back then where there was no reviews there was nothing terrible you couldn't you didn't know what the ████ this game was going to be right yeah game shows on when they put
8:26 game shows on like Nintendo horrible I like Jeopardy and ████ would have Wheel of Fortune you don't like dealer no deal I wish that was there that's fun Dave and Busters don't they have that as a slot machine yeah grandparents love deal deal anything deal no deal my my grandparents would get wet over Burger Time as a slot machine I hate that ████ kid yeah sure it's kind of I so traumatized with Burger time did he tell you were you here when he talk I was here for Burger Time ████ dude Burger Time well it's cuz he was expecting something much different which is the best part I just wanted regular Super Mario and I got ████ no maybe it was duck hunt and you got yelled at for it too oh there's another um there's another game that was ass video game you guys played Metal Gear oh hell yeah so there was a metal gear solid game I was
9:17 too dumb for Metal Gear PS uh it's for PSP yes but it it I thought it was going to play like the other Metal Gears but it played more it played more like a chess game or like a tactics game you mean PlayStation PlayStation Portable I hate when they do tactical games like you never started on Nintendo cuz that's when started it started on Nintendo yeah but how old did you have to be to get it cuz like when I started on Nintendo I was too ████ Metal Gear is really hard on Nintendo yeah it's really hard they had two games there was metal gear and snakes Revenge could even pass it super conf result it wasn't for us yeah it's like this game I used to play this game called Clash at demon head that was probably for my dad not me and I just didn't understand how the ████ to play this game so the game would murder me did you like did you like how uh Scott Pilgrim had a band called Clash I did like that yeah that's pretty sick right hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these lovely pieces on some of our gentlemen here these awesome Jade
10:08 pendants or you may have seen the recent JK Adventure where we went to Jade Jewelers just remember that the sale is on now if you want to visit the J jewel. you can even find some of the stuff that our guys have had and way way more the selection is huge so make sure to visit the J Jewelers and check out what they've got check it out let's go I think I was too dumb for games for a lot of games because like I remember people loving Zelda and I played like I was like I don't get what the ████ this is that ████ was tough you don't know anything you have to have a magazine like where do I go if you don't have a guy if you don't have a guy you have no wonder cuz I'm like what are these ████ Trinkets and ████ but Ocarina of Time one of the greatest games of all time yeah they start holding your hand through the cuz I ████ with Mario Brothers I ████ with duck hunt I ████ with paper boy yeah paper boy is fun
10:59 paper wcky paper boy yeah that was one of my favorite games also Bubble Bobble Bubble Bobble we're good we don't Ario was missing was a was a kind of a bad game did you ever see that game for it was for Nintendo was called Mario is missing no what's oh yeah I remember that you you think it's going to be another Mario game cuz it's Mario's on it and you're a kid but then when you play it it's an edain edutainment game where like Mario's missing but he's missing through you have to find Clues at historical landmarks of the world so you have to learn about the pyramids about Rome you have to sounds so cool in order to find Mario but you're not doing anything you're just reading oh you know it was a licensed game that was tight the Home Alone one which one it was Super Nintendo oh yeah I think I think it was tight but was a home alone game I remember renting it a couple times N I
11:49 don't know if I ever bought it is that the one where like the you have to dodge like the cabinets and ████ like it's and and the song's playing you go around the house and then you're there's yeah you literally have to jump over like the is alive and it's attacking you right and you find ████ like keys and stuff like that why do they always make a game that has nothing to do with anything in the movie ████ WR just have the burglars chasing them the whole time like no the house is going to be alive it's haunted it's going to try to eat you let's have Kevin getting hit in the head with cabinets Stu like that the Nintendo version of the Home Alone game was like that the house was just alive and it was trying to ████ you up this monster house this is a ████ home alone you like that game I remember like books getting thrown at you and stuff you had to like find jewelry and ████ to Rob your parents house speaking I was a big Ghostbusters fan right all the Ghostbusters game ████ sucked like as a kid like they were not Goods games the Super Nintendo game whatever
12:39 it was just to be fair for any audience members who like live in this like Millennium though um or Century um you know what was a big let down to me Assassin's Creed Valhalla really you don't like that was that the one where they just walk all ████ day so much walking that's all so much I'm like why the ████ tagged it I hate it because it came off the the heels of Assassin's Creed Odyssey which I thought Odyssey was really dope yeah um they just do such a really dope like World building of and and like pretty accurate or at least mythical accurate in ter I like the Civil not the Civil War one not the Civil War the the Colonial New New England one New England one assassin's cre which one is that the third one with the American the one he's in the ████ yeah the American Revolution
13:30 Virginia what's that one called I know but the one where he's walking all ████ day I played it like two times and I'm like fck this every open world game it feels like that though you got to fast travel you got to do it yeah yeah yeah you got to get a horse dude you got to find a horse such a bummer about it like honestly it just didn't feel as intuitive in ter of like progressing the storyline cuz you were walking too much I don't know it just felt too oh that's secks too random yeah I know but maybe maybe it just didn't ████ hit the same way I feel like uh with Odyssey like it hits you real strong right away like uh this this dude gets abandoned by his father and and so you have to like you know ████ find out who your dad is and like avenge your situation because he also kills your family type stuff it's like ████ dark and quick so you're into it but the
14:22 other one is just like you have dreams and you have to like find out what they mean for your like Nordic fure fut and ████ it's like lame when am I going to kill people I feel like nowadays it's half your fault if you get disappointed by a game cuz there's so much information about the game and you can talk to all these people and watch all these channels back when we were kids you just looked at the Box ex yeah you did judge a book by its cover a what's in the box what's in the box there's nothing else there and and the and the person selling you the game doesn't even know what's in the game they're just telling you oh it's sick I love this game games I thought that Insomniac Spider-Man was kind of boring M be honest like you mean the one that got all the critical Acclaim yeah yeah to be honest I couldn't pass ████ two hours of playing that either D I like I like swinging around I like saving a kitty or two and then I I just I just don't know
15:13 what to do I get bored Spider-Man 2 when you were the with the toy magui like those were fun I remember playing a lot of hours on that do you feel like it's too like kitty yeah I think it's not for me yeah I think it's like for a different age for a kid imagination though yeah I think kids I like I like either really mature games or like something that's like clearly like like a Mario kitty okay okay where it's like like teeny yeah Tey I don't need it to be like Mary Jane whipping her titties out not that I would complain but like you know what I mean like I don't need to be like I would but I don't need to be like game of throny or nothing I just need it to be like something that pulls me into it you know and I just never got pulled in same yeah I don't think I've been disappointed by a game but I've been disappointed in myself um I was like ████ hella into Warcraft like ever since Warcraft 2 came
16:03 out I played it at my friend's house I was like all right I'm saving up for Warcraft 3 that ████ is going to be mine right so I saved up all this money I was like Dad take me to Best Buy so he ████ drops me off at Best Buy I buy that ████ I get home put it in my computer it won't ████ work oh and I was like what the ████ is happening right and then I'm just calling my friends I'm like oh I just think I got a I I bought a broken game G you know and he's like check the OS and then I'm like oh I got Windows 93 or some ████ and then it only runs on like Windows 98 or whatever and I was like well the OS is not only is the OS ████ like wrong but the ████ computer doesn't have enough like memory or what whatever like it just all the above yeah and then I was like graphics card memory RAM screen
16:56 fig that out and I'm like ████ right life wasn't fair for real at that age dude PC gaming was rough hard I begged my parents for every ex I was like yo this computer's getting Frozen there's viruses I need a new one and they're like you just got a new computer 3 years ago and I'm like 3 years is like a forever in technology damn 3 years back then hey Dad hey Dad someone keeps watching a lot of port on here when I'm on the computer it's like gang bang stuff I don't really know what it is like please I need and dude I had to wait a whole ████ year oh ████ just to play it wait Warcraft 3 man that ████ just sat there haunting me and I'm like ████ I want to play so like like hello Peter yeah I bet you want to play with me don't you Joe he goes you got to wait till your birthday for your next
17:46 computer God and I'm like ████ I know cuz the whole computer's expensive man that's a big deal you know you know what's disappointing and this is also my fault too kind of like that I bought um when I had a Game Gear when I was a kid there was a game called super Monaco gp2 where it was like a for it's like F1 but I didn't know the concept of manual transmission and this game it's only manual transmission so when you start the game it's a racing game you go and I didn't know that you could go past first gear cuz there's nothing telling you're like that's so slow so I'm just like I'm just driving and I'm like why the ████ is everyone so fast and my car's just going and I played it for years like that and I was like this game's unbeatable I keep getting laugh I keep getting laughed because then I'm like oh once I figured out how to go to sixth gear I just skipped straight to sixth from no from moving nothing so I'm like
18:38 this thing's barely going at six gear that's so fun you hear about this game called Star Citizen no that sounds cool Star Citizen I never played it but it it was they raised a billion dollars so they did like a GoFundMe oh they raised a billion dollars to do like a remember that game freelancer where like you're like in space and you're flying around on a ship and you can go wherever you want Sky yeah kind of like that yeah but it's like hyper realistic looking and they hired a bunch of people they got like Mark Hill to be in it and stuff like that and they're still not out of beta right now they're still like just oh wait I heard about that going around the galaxies and ████ said Star Citizen yeah star Star Citizen big ass game still beta it's been like I think eight years since they raised all that money yikes they're just you can play it right now right like like it's but it's buggy as ████ and people complain about it all
19:28 the time yeah yeah did anybody play Metal Slug yeah I love Metal Slug Metal Slug was dope we can still play it right now yeah you were justo I love this thing M play that sounds fun disappointed by it cuz we could all play together you remember how fun it was just Nostalgia should play all the ████ like Double Dragon ████ Ninja Turtles everything that you can get like down a whole group on you know what was really disappointing Double Dragon 3 when it came out on Arcade do you know a story about that no so th this is this is way ahead of its time Double Dragon 3 was the first game if not like one of the first to do microtransactions at the arcade wow oh no so you you played it like a regular Double Dragon game right but uh you could enter shops and buy more Health weapons a different character but you had to put coins in
20:19 the machine their time but people hated it because of that and the game sucked so it was like both of those things combined were like everyone lamb B to this ████ cuz they were like what the hell so it's pay to win this is like still like I think it was like the late ' 80s or like people still arcade machines were always pay to win cuz if you want to if you die you you got to pay to come back absolutely but yeah you're right that's crazy to pay for like for the guy to have nunchucks in his hand it's like what the it's kind of tight though they were ahead of the time they were ahead of the game yeah
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