0:00 let me ask you this okay if we were there at like this wherever the Sizzlers is would we even want to eat there versus what else would we go across the street to Clam Jumper CL would this be like when Bart took us to that restaurant and then after we ate across he's like oh that's my favorite restaurant across the street and I'm like what the ████ [Music] yeah welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about things have been going pretty good for us recently pretty damn good in what way so is it time for us to break down and buy a Sizzlers yo you guys well we're starting one we've been talking about Sizzler on this channel free promotion free
0:50 promotion when we ever talked about we always somehow talk about Sizzler it's brought up from time to time really yes the the fans real fans Not BW oh we bring it up yeah we bring it up more privately I'm just saying it's a thing in our hearts you know oh Sizzlers does roll off of our tongues frequently over the 365 days yeah so yesterday Joe text the voice and he says hey um would anybody be interested in going in on a Sizzlers with me all right we can save the franchise in our group chat everyone was on board immediately immediately everybody was riding on a business buying site but where where in in the valley in the San Fernando Valley there's I didn't even know Sizzlers still existed okay but all I'm saying is with our pool with our creativity with
1:43 everything that we know don't you guys want to be a part of Saving a piece of your childhood yes that's why I said absolutely I me let's do it do they still have salad bars is that still we could if we own it we could make it come back if it's not there pretty cheap to buy we could put slides in there if we wanted to cuz we own it oh that's right okay so for the low low price of $400,000 we could get a Sizzlers mhm $400 $400,000 are there any available Closer To Us by I'm just asking to be San Fernando Valley that's closer than Japan they have Sizzlers in Japan right he's a good negotiator it's closer than Antarctica are you even using your brain you're right dude I'm in I I actually been to a Sizzlers in Japan I was really upset really what do they call it there it's the quality is too
2:34 good they got like KATU if you had costume be sick as ████ you were upset because the quality was too good yep how's that work because and why were you at a Sizzler in Japan I wanted a burger oh cuz scissors is known for burgers I wanted a burger for what's scissors known for they name for like a little surf and turf you know mediocre steak no no no F steak Stakes you don't even need an ounce of sauce at not an ounce okay here's s right is it above Norms or under Norms under Norms you talking about the breakfast place yeah the $8.99 Oh I thought you meant like normal oh no no Norms yeah like okay like the Norms carols Denny's that's here right yeah you compare Norms to Denny's scissors is is more like caros
3:25 and is caros is down here dude caros is like all the way down here it's like a dancer it's like a dancer is that right scissor up here danc scissor like way up here yeah and the where like BJs and like Chili's Real Talk Chili's is and BJs is up here really Chili's up there like that far up I don't know I think it' be just maybe a few notches up I just think they used to be here but Sizzlers is senior citizen and BJ's College I thought Sizzlers was an old person thing yeah there's a lot of velcro sounds in the bathroom yeah which also makes it way less fine dining okay what about scissors the Marie calendar where's that at oh I think they're kind of the same neck and neck neck and neck neck and neck okay but sizers doesn't have pies yeah Marie cers has a pretty clear brand though for what they I don't know what scissors scissors might have like a key liai or some ████ really are you sure about that I don't know well
4:15 back in the day weren't they they were one of the first places to have that like salad bar right that was like endless you just keep going back and get stuff end is that a scissors Innovation that's Su Plantation no they they that's sup plantation's entire thing oh neck and neck that's another brand we could revive scissors was like going to Pizza Hut but if Pizza Hut was for kids scissors was for like old people right cuz like it was a similar type of building structure It's All Coming Back Now Red Lobsters is like I never been in one actually only they biscuits everything else Red Lobsters is also fine dining for us poor people I never been to much that's why you know it's one of those things where um it was unachievable like everyone like in my family was like oh we're not going there it's too it's too expensive so then it just stuck with me where after I've had Michelin star all that spent omash
5:05 whatever I would never walk into a Red Lobster cuz my head was like oh that's just that's just unachievable so I never even bothered right after you had Michelin star and omes you saided Lobster was n no man they won't let me in no it's like it wasn't even on my radar it's like you know when something feels Out Of Reach you just don't think about it that's how I saw red lobsters is like that's nuts to me but I love it I know right uh no but you so what gave you this idea of of what were you doing I I'm I mean I'm yeah what were you doing that cont matters the most I look at businesses to buy right so then um it just pops up and then I just thought it would be so funny if all of us just owned the Sizzlers together we worked we worked there
5:55 together and it's already profitable that's the thing guys like we're working there together can David be a partner but he never ever works there he could run the Instagram I like how he I like his friend a sizler Instagram check it out we got the gum out of the carpet daily Vlogs I guarantee with us and L across the building what we know about social yeah dude oh it's like we're buying a brand just to just to have fun yeah well dude can we put our name on the building too like Magic Johnson oh the careful boy careful boy Sizzler is it still profitable though will it be profitable after after we yeah after we get it grosses like 1.4 million and it only brings in 100
6:45 Grand how much how much passive how much passive like 100 Grand but it grow it's all passive so we'll fire everyone and we work it and our ████ it'll be even more profit so it has 900,000 worth of expenses oh holy that's a restaurant let's focus on the profits then you know what I mean $100 hey that's good for a restaurant if you could get 10% from a restaurant you're golden you know there's some 15-year-old right now who's like I these guys are complaining about $100,000 that's a lot of money it's fully staffed so that means you don't have to work all right and um all we got to come up with is maybe almost half a mil we already have an arcade machine for it oh yeah all right imagine K's arcade has sers we we'd
7:37 Rebrand it the thing about Sizzlers is it's K just Sizzlers it's lacking the energy it's lacking the energy that it used to have like I remember when I was a kid and that was like describe the experience you're walking through the door it's your birthday or you want a recital or something or your parents found a coupon they're like dress up we're going fancy were going Sizzlers yeah that's why and I remember when I said in the group trap I was like dude like do you guys remember it being like like a big thing like we dressed up we went to a Sizzlers it was like a we we had to put on a collared shirt and then put cink on you yeah that was Outback for me W out Outback was huge Outback was a was the thing only ate it once and I threw up like crazy so I never ate there
8:27 again I don't on not food poisoning I don't know I was like I'm not going to eat here again what if we brought class back to Sizzlers like class are the to do that yeah like the class of '98 did it ever have class I'm still trying to understand I remember I remember time that did all right I feel like I have fond memories up until Junior High and then I think a lot of Sizzlers just disappeared after that I stopped going yeah and then I'm surprised that it's still there another restaurant was uh I mentioned is Tony Romas that was a big one Tony Romas yeah Tony Roma's beef ribs all that but I swear it used to taste better cuz I recently went and I was like what the ████ is this it went to denny's level which one did you go to uh Vegas the one in downtown but is that just we were kids cuz like when I was a kid went to Pizza Hut it's like eating gold right it was like unbelievable best
9:19 pizza I had in my whole life pizza at Pizza was amazing with the lamps and ████ oh my God forget oh the Stained Glass Lamp yeah and then you play Ninja Turtles dessert pizza the crispy one with the cinnamon and the frosting on it and you dressed up for it you dressed up to go to go to Pizza Hut cuffing came out again now you're in your ████ jammies and you just don't want to be seen in there oh yeah you're getting in and getting out it's very different now yeah I feel like our imaginations were just way better as kids these restaurants were more than they really were MH I remember putting on a clip on bow tie and everything going yeah go to you remember getting dressed more than the food you're you're more dressed than the Mater I'm like joke describe the experience you're like I'm getting a bow tie I put my top hat on my cane yeah I'm like
10:10 okay well we had to prep for the food though I remember it's like we're putting on the good clothes and we're going to some and then what happens when you're there I don't even remember what the food was to be honest and at the scale of 1 to 10 how serious are you about getting a scissor if I had more money yeah let's say you do I would if you% don't do it I would do it th% a th% I would if I I would even I would just get it myself like if I I think we would have a lot of fun a sad fernan Valley Sizzler yeah nope look it's only funny if we all get the Sizzlers for yeah it's not funny if you get it you get richer no no a joke there yeah if we have I'd want to invite you guys in but I wouldn't want to expose you to theis funny we all get in it together and we all bust yeah
11:02 we all get get wrecked on the sizzors and Bart tried to warn us he's like $100,000 a passive with all this ████ overhead that's kind of crazy move guys and we're like we believe in ourselves our scissors on what street I don't know MLK in San fernan Valley has all kinds of ████ data on there it tells you it tells you there's manage the who the management staff is how many part-time how many full times can we get the manager here on on the show and ask him if it's a good idea let's interview let's interview the manager let's be real why you selling this he's like cuz it's just such a great opportunity 95,000 I told you half a million you said 400,000 cash 160 it's like $9.99 it's still $9 welcome to the boardroom audience see that's like 10% that's ████ crazy dude yeah gross revenue is 1.5 million but cash flow is 160 you're putting up that's you're like putting up 900 G's to make 100 G's that's I'll tell you guys
11:53 this overall it's pretty good that's generational wealth though overall yeah it's a bad business bad but but for a restaurant that's amazing I see now okay now I'm getting the vision yep so she's a 10 for a three so that's why it's worth it I don't know any restaurant okay that's going to do over 15% do you think that the uh Sizzler will continue to do well as time goes by that's what I'm saying is we have to do have to go in there so we got to work super hard after putting up 900,000 you don't buy a Fix and Flip and never fix it or flip it you just you don't buy it and park your house I see let me ask you this okay if we were there at like this wherever the Sizzlers is would we even
12:44 want to eat there versus what else would we go across the street to clim jumper yeah Clum would this be like when Bart took us to that restaurant and then after we ate across he's like oh that's my favorite restaurant across the street and I'm like What the fu yeah no no no no no so the way you're looking at this okay yeah is okay we we got to do it like it's a a um like it's a nerd makeover okay so we go in she all that what like queer eye yes okay so we're like the business eye for the gay guy okay you got it good good name business eye for the gake yeah is there a way we could do it without the money yeah I think there is okay but we're going to have to take a loan hey
13:35 well why don't we crowdfund it cuz it's such a bang up idea I bet everybody can't wait to get involved our fans are so awesome I guarantee you if we do a Sizzler's crowdfunding where everybody gets together and now everyone's in on this then we'll be $155,000 closer yeah I can't wait for the coffeezilla video about our Sizzler I actually think he he'd he'd support it he might even invest it I hope he destroys us I can't wait for the Graham Stefan video about it oh yeah what the hell were you guys thinking it's because they lack Vision all right people like that they're more like they're nosers yeah they're like I'd rather do something more safe I'd rather do something more lucrative yeah more successful yeah these idiots so are we going to get it yes
14:27 well if Bart wants to do with no money out of our pockets then we got to risk our friends and Family's money that's how to do it what I mean no money I mean I don't want I don't want to risk anybody's money that's oh yeah oh okay uh I'll put in I'll be like David and I'll put it Sweat Equity how about that I'll do Sweat Equity yeah six person Sweat Equity that's good all right how about this how about this are you guys down to take seller finance I don't know what that means okay that means if the the guy here is claiming that it makes aund what is it $100,000 a year 160,000 160,000 right we tell them put your ████ money where your mouth is what we'll do is in 5 years be able to pay you with the passive income that
15:17 it comes in so we just we don't make anything we just say hey Finance the deal it'll take 10 years though why that's $100,000 a year for 5 years oh taxes M what are you talk about you talk about it's California would you be willing to trade June be for a sizzors oh dude don't make me choose don't make me choose man well then you could always open a June be in the Sizzlers oh ████ I think you guys are being a little too negative here dude I think we need I got your back dude open the in the Jun I think this is a sick idea that's the weirdest branding June be now offering Sizzler staks all right all right this is what we're going to do all
16:07 right there's so much talent in this room we're going to have Ryan he's going to redo the whole interior for $2,000 okay yeah we're going to have Colleen she's going to do the commercials yeah we're not going to get air time cuz we don't have money for the air for the commercial air but we could post it on the Sizzler's Instagram that's all going to grow that's great that's hot by telling our fans out there follow the Sizzlers in hey go check out the new Sizzler commercial posted on the June be Instagram oh and then funnel the fans there that's right then dude we'll have Timmy D and we'll have Timmy D come to Sizzlers yeah do a little meet and greet right and then if you're if you're a patreon member you can go to the scissors and pay more for food exactly good and then um Anthony here could do the grand opening dance with they they
16:58 cut the ribbon like he does like you should be in like a steak costume oh that'd be sick if you're in a big steak costume big steak costume with just a couple breathing holes just like two what would Nick do he would do a a jiujitsu tournament inside no you know what Nick would do he he wouldn't show up he wouldn't be there uh Bart could do like a uh protein promo it's like steaks right so it's like Sizzle flavored protein bulk we could do you could do barbell Brigade collabs dude Sizzler protein Sizzler protein oh dude you sell protein powder it tastes like Sizzler steak no it tastes like how Sizzler smells ████ like the place are there any more like lucrative businesses like churches for sale can we buy a church why cuz it's nonprofit I don't know we
17:49 could make a religion just something that's like a little bit less expensive I'm just saying that look at how excited we are about Sizzler we're talking so much Steve can make a Sizzler coin I would love that's that can only be used at Sizzlers can only be used nfts y yeah you got to spend a certain amount and you get the nft yeah unlimited salad dude if you if you made a scissor that accepts crypto that's ████ funny cuz anybody with crypto's like you know what I can do with this that is well that is the only thing you do with it really is you take that ████ shaky video of you paying with the ████ thing scanning a barcode and then telling all your other people the commuter and we have the sticker that says accepts Bitcoin here yeah yeah 95% of the sizler demographics and be like what's Bitcoin you got to think about the
18:39 future Bart the future got an ETF dude new new we're going to make a new and improve oh my god dude that's so funny dude we got it man just that alone we're going to make $2 million which means an extra $100,000 I don't know if I'm ready for that kind of wealth man yeah it's not the scissors it's going to make us the money it's it's having the clientele there you know what we're going to sell them on everything else we'll sell like yeah like senior ████ living homes and time shares time shares don't we know the mayor not of San Fernando Valley we well we know a mayor we'll have him come into the Sizzlers guaranteed if we get a Sizzlers out there we're going to meet the mayor oh open a new Sizzlers in Irvine why you want to do Irvine cuz we know the mayor people succeed there usually it's like a success City I like
19:29 a little bit of the more like grittiness you like more like I like cities you want to taste like feet where no I I want I want a hopeless City where we bring hope oh okay I want to be the guys that like goes into barow and then revives it you know it's like Dangerous Minds yeah yeah I like it yeah why would you want to already go to somewhere that's already successful because they're not going to even appreciate you they're like everything is successful here you guys are just good point like they're not going to appreciate Sizzlers in Irvine but they'll appreciate Sizzlers in San Fern Valley San Fernando Valley they'll be driving from all the country just to see our sizzors no doubt dud no doubt about it it'll be so successful that all the people from Irvine going to come up just to see the [Laughter] Sizzlers they pass the other Sizzlers to
20:20 come to our Sizzlers this Sizzler is going to be the one that takes over all the other scissors we're putting Sizzler back on the map y love it but also I'm hesitating a [Laughter] lot
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