0:00 [Music] We've got a lot of Asians here today. Maybe you guys can uh shed some light on what women's fist kung fu is. >> Women's fist. >> Yeah, >> man. My mind goes straight into fist in the >> Oh, come on, man. Okay. Me, too. >> All right. >> If I were to try to be serious about it. >> Yeah. Um, I heard that Wing Chung, which is made famous by Bruce Lee and >> Itman, >> uh, that was, I think, originally started by a woman. She created it, but I don't know if that's called >> like the idea of like finesse and flow being just as powerful as like aggressive strength. >> That was invented by that art form, you know, there's like different art forms like woou, wing chong or haga. Oh, no, haga is a dumpling. Um,
0:51 >> hunga. Hunga the one that >> Hungar Hungar Hungaro like they're all different styles right like crane ████ tiger >> Wing Chong is supposed to be or I think was created by a woman from what I've understand >> you don't know her name >> there their hoist Gracie of Wing Chong is a lady >> oh what's there's no name on record >> you could look >> maybe her name >> oh there is a name >> no you can look at it >> women's fist was a style used for domestic violence and it They taught other women how to beat their husband. >> Oh wow. >> Is that true? >> That's a good assumption to be honest. >> It's like a battered women shelter martial art. >> Like women fight back. >> Yeah. >> Does it say what the Chinese phrase of women's fist is? >> Let me see if I can
1:41 >> Yeah. >> Oh, that one. >> I don't know. I just made it up. >> Let's see. I just copied what he said. >> Kung fu. The style known locally as women's fist is a martial art built from 36 moves and 108 steps inspired by feminine gestures. Fixing one's hair, putting on earrings, bowing modestly, even kneeling to wash clothes. >> Wow. >> Everyday motions are transformed in a graceful yet practical self-defense techniques. Think soft power in the most literal way. All right, so here's a demo of it. >> That actually Let me see. >> Was that washing clothes? >> What the hell is that? >> Hanging the laundry. >> Hanging laundry. Yep. >> This guy would get merckked, dude. >> That fool's mopping the floor. Look at that ████ Dang, dude. Look at his shoes, though. >> What is that? Starting a fight with the husband.
2:31 >> What the heck? >> I was like, I don't know what I want to eat. >> All right, turn this off. This is a bad look for us. >> I saw a home I saw a homeless guy in Culver City doing this. >> That's >> What is it? What's the application of it, though? >> Just doing your chores better. >> Yeah, >> that's quicker. Was it dancing and prancing? >> It just looks like kung fu but done gay. >> That's true. Cuz this walked out like this. >> Yeah. >> With ████ hips. >> Kung fu but done gay. >> Help anybody fight. This reminds me of Taekwondo. Dude. >> No. Taekwondo looks harder. Look. Look. This flamboyant all of a sudden. Why is there all these flamboyant moves in between fist, bro? Women's Fist. He look like the the the landlord from Kung Fu Hustle. Oh, there you go.
3:24 Oh, that's a name. Damn. He been doing it a long time. 60 years, right? That's literally what it's called. Holy ████ >> Like ████ uh women's fist. It's literally women's fist. But but why isn't women doing it? >> Inspired by women. >> Holy ████ >> Say it. >> No, dude. It's going to get me cancelled, dude. >> No way. That's just saying what? >> What is What is it? >> I didn't going to be literal like that. >> It mean >> women's fist. >> Women's fist. That's literally what it means. >> Say is is woman >> and tren is fist. >> Tren. >> Yeah. Nice. >> All right. Cancel. Do your job. >> Do your job. So this was just watching his >> This was watching his wife all day and
4:15 getting inspired. >> Gossiping with friend. Hi. >> Tea time. Shopping. Going to the mall. Black Friday. Hi. Hi. [Music] >> All right. Be be him in this clip. Joe. >> Washing clothes. Okay. Hanging it. Putting it in the dryer. Spanking the children. Go to school. Driving them. helping them with the homework. Okay. Making a dinner. Crashing the car. So stupid. >> Dang, dude. That's disrespectful. >> Faking Latina crashing the car. >> Spending my husband's money.
5:05 >> So said imagine getting beaten up by this is doing the same ████ dude. Exact same ████ ████ >> This style is insulting as hell. >> What's that say, Bart? >> What the ████ I don't know. That's ████ traditional. I mean, uh, simplified. I don't even know how to read that. >> 4,000 years ago, it all started with a guy losing a bet with his friends. 4,000 years. >> Damn. Out of all the styles, why would you want to practice that ████ >> That's crazy. Hey, Axe Gang. Dude, dude, >> I was drawn to that, huh? >> Dude, just test this at the octagon. I don't believe this will work. >> So honest, >> that's so sad, dude. >> And so at this level, you know, there's so many like Chinese martial arts that
5:56 they don't actually fight with it. It's just traditional, right? It's just for fun. >> It's just like a art form now. It's like like there's like monkey style. You copy a monkey or tiger, whatever. I think it's just an art form. >> But the point has never been to like like beat someone up with it. Yeah. Right. >> Maybe that was a point in time when it actually did and then like this the more it's they stopped doing it for fighting it just became prettier and prettier and it became about the the art. >> Yeah. >> Kind of like um Woou like don't they take elements of kung fu and then make it theatrical? >> Well, Woou is the theatrical demonstrative. >> It's not necessarily like the fighting form. It's It's meant for almost like presentation. >> Iikido looks sicker than this ████ >> Yeah, it does. >> Iikido looks sick. >> Looks sicker than this. >> Well, cuz you're flipping someone. I don't know what the ████ this fool's doing. >> You're at least just tripping people or
6:46 whatever. >> It would be sick to see two of these masters like go out. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Then I'd be like, "Okay." >> Or that is crazy to be like considered a master of this though. >> Maybe he's just a master in general and then he's keeping this particular style. A master of kung fu. I don't know. I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. No, >> I think with kung fu though, all the animals are taken. So, you're like, "What am I going to do next?" You know, cuz like you got grasshopper style, crane style, tiger style, armadillo style. You got so many styles. And he's like, >> style. >> Yeah. He's like, "What is what is the next? I got to come up with some new ████ man. What is the next level?" And then he watches his wife like putting up laundry, b███████ him out, and he's like, "She's so scary, man." ████ And then he he's inspired and he becomes
7:36 women fish. Nobody ████ me up hotter than my wife. You know, >> I think it is really hilarious that the master of women's fist is a man. >> Well, dude, that's like how women inventing cooking and then all the best chefs in the world are dudes. >> Yeah, that's true. We gentrified it. >> Yeah, >> even with fashion, >> dude. >> Aren't like some of the biggest fashion houses just dudes? >> Yeah. >> Interior design. >> Yep. Hell >> they need to do they need to take his clothes off. And I wonder if he has titties underneath. >> It's a girl the old time. >> No, I just like if you want to be good at women's fist. >> Oh, >> don't you need a woman's body? >> You need women's tits. >> So maybe got women's body. >> It almost seems It almost seems really funny that like this martial art is like based off of imitating feminine movements and that women aren't automatically just masters of it. >> Yeah, I know, right? >> Like wouldn't they be like the best
8:26 ones? I like that he has a school and then he has women students. He go, "No, you're doing it wrong." >> And then they're the ones that are naturally putting on earrings and ████ >> Yeah. They're the ones that walked in like that. >> Or he looks at his students, he's like, "You're a natural. You're going to go very far." >> So he just hands out black belts. >> You get a black belt, >> but you have to pay me first. Everything take a time. >> Dude, this s███'s funny as ████ dude. complaining about my husband. Complaining about the weather is too cold. How come the ACR? Turn it off. Never put his underwear in the basket. Put it in the basket. You just can't even prove that any of this is correct either. Like it's just like cuz I don't even know what it's inspired by. What the ████ is this? >> On my way to gossip with the neighbors.
9:18 >> Don't hit me. Don't hit me. >> That's the only one I know. >> Why do you have to walk like that? Like what part of that's the only one I understand where he's strolling. >> This is very clearly women though. Like I get that one. That move makes sense. >> Does this stuff actually do anything like tigers dance or anything like that or is it just like for karate kid stuff? >> Like genuine question. >> I don't know how old but I think probably hundreds of years ago cuz they'll train like their ████ claws and sand and ████ so they could actually attack. >> Okay. >> But nowadays I think it's we've modernized and we just know like >> have guns. Yeah. Or if you just punch someone straight to the face probably works the best. >> Like wax on, wax off was like ████ right? Like that was just like for a movie. >> Like that's not a real thing, >> dude. Of course it's a real thing. >> See, I don't know, but I don't know if I trust you. >> See, >> dude. Paint a fence a thousand times
10:08 with this. You're going to you're going to I could block anything. Watch. Go ahead. Hit me. Hit me. >> Yeah. See? >> All right. I was wrong. >> You still kept doing it. >> What a demo. >> Nice, dude. That means for the woman's fist, their their kryptonite is just husband's fist. It comes in like this. It's just >> regular husband. >> Yeah. I didn't train for that. >> Regular guy. It's funny that this has to be women's fist and not just like gay guy's fist. >> Yeah, >> cuz that looks more like a gay guy than a woman. >> Gays didn't exist formerly back then, though. >> Oh, they didn't 4,000 years ago. They should have called it Unix's fist. >> Unix. Everyone's just tickless. >> I don't know. >> You, Nick Fu. >> When did gays come out? When did what
10:58 year did gays come out? >> I think they're still They're still coming out, I think. >> No, I think they just were I don't think they were called gays. I think they everybody just dabbled. They called them opera singers.
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