0:00 All right. So, American tourists were arrested in Japan. >> Oh, man. Doing American ████ huh? >> Doing this. Yeah. >> What the ████ This fool's climbing over. Wait, that's a monkey >> monkey habitat at the zoo. >> Where's that American? >> No, he's just I don't know. He's probably doing like a prank video or something. >> Dude, that's a far drop. People are cracking up. >> Or is it the monkey? >> The monkey. The monkeys are cracking up, >> dude. I hope the monkeys ████ him up, man. >> Just for the ████ views, too. Huh? >> I wish that Coco ████ happened where the
0:52 gorilla came and ████ up. Hell yeah. Oh, >> was it Harambe? Remember Harambe or Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. But he didn't ████ up the kid or nothing like that. >> No, >> he just held him like a kid or something, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But Yeah. >> So, it's that dude right there. >> Yeah, >> man. >> Which one? Why do they do that? >> It's one of them. >> I hate stuff like this. I feel like when you're like, you know, when you go to another country, it's like visiting someone else's house. You should be like on your best behavior. Yeah. >> So, >> don't they do that here? Probably if they're those type of people that do things for views. >> Are they They're American. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm like, why don't they do it here first? >> I think they were ████ around in other countries for for views and stuff. It seems to be a thing. >> Sometimes I think people get boulder in other countries cuz they're like, I ain't coming back anyway. It doesn't
1:43 matter. >> Yeah. Can't get in trouble. I could like escape. >> I'd be worried about not going home, though. Going to foreign jail sounds like ████ >> The Somalia dude. >> Yeah. >> My older brother just come out of jail. Korea. >> Oh, really? He was in Korea jail. >> Yeah, for a year. >> For a year. >> He just got um brownie and Sarah said what up to him, >> dude. Jail in other countries way different. >> What was he in for? >> Self I'm going to say self-defense because somebody, you know, Korean culture like a lot of people don't know, but it's like a lot of people are like feisty. >> Yeah. >> They always want to fight. >> Yeah. They always want to fight. And then uh it's older gentleman try to threaten my older brother. And my older brother, you know, they don't realize my older brother is like one of the champions in Korea for boxing. So like I guess he started getting crazy if my other brother just knocked him out and then he just fell on his head. Boom. I think that's the issue. So instead of
2:34 staying, my brother said he he should have stayed but my brother said he just walked away. So he just got arrested. >> So it seemed like he was trying to flee the scene. >> Yeah. But then he went to jail and then the the judge was like, "No, you got to be in a year in." So he just came out. And uh but one question I did ask him in foreign jails like especially Korea. I was like but he the first thing he first thing I asked him when he answered the phone was like do you have kimchi chig in there? >> Do they? >> And he was like um yeah. Why? And I was just like I was like that's fire. >> That's fire. >> Do they get fed well there though? >> I think so bro. Like >> damn. >> If you already have kimchi chicken in jail that's fire. >> What is that? >> It's like a kimchi stew. >> Oh word. >> With like spam and stuff in it. It's good. It is a kind of a poor person's food though. So it's like it is dank and good. But >> but the but some of the food that they
3:24 serve in our prisons are ████ up. >> But like that that would be the equivalent of like like over here someone's brother goes in jail and the first question like did they have chicken pot pie? >> Got it. >> Or like gambo or like like that's kind of gourmet or jail. >> No, they wouldn't have that in here in the United States. >> No, but they did. Korea. >> Lobster used to be poor people food. True. But I had to ask him. >> Kimchi Chica, bro, that's fire. >> Cuz then you're like, "Oh, I don't mind going to jail." >> I wouldn't mind, you know, and then they It's not like a crazy ass jail, you know? It's just like wooden floor. You're just sitting there. >> That's true. Cuz the American jail is like you're more worried about the inmates than about the system. Whereas Asian jail, like the system is kind of ████ crazy, too. >> Well, I think culturally, too, a lot of Asians are like, if you ████ up, when you go in, you're like, I I ████ up. I deserve it. versus I think a lot of
4:15 American cultures like man ████ the government whatever I'm gonna keep doing crazy ████ >> everyone's innocent >> was it's different because like well at least for Japan they have a 99% conviction rate right but you know why most of it is forced coercion like most is is signing your guilt or like um it's not really this whole innocent until proven guilty thing the police department also doesn't want to look bad so they'll make you signing an admission to guilt. And sometimes if you do it, that deal is better. Whereas in a states, >> you don't want to take the first deal >> cuz if you take the first deal, it's actually the worst deal. So you want to hold off, play the game, and then maybe you'll have a lesser sentence, whatever, right? But over there, it gets progressively worse. >> Oh. >> So taking the first deal of just saying you're guilty, getting it out of the
5:05 way, it's fine. But people who actually aren't guilty will do that. >> They're like, "Ah, you know what? I'll I'll just serve a year, whatever the sentence is, be on with my way. But like, you didn't do anything wrong. >> But it's it's just a different system. >> You know, in American jails, like people can do work and ████ Do they have that? That >> I don't know about Japan, but I think all jails used to do that cuz remember like in the States, well, they stopped the work programs cuz they said it was slavery. >> No, now they now they just pay them quote unquote. >> They have to give them like a dollar or something. >> Like the rehab program where like, "Oh, you're part of the laundry department. You get paid two bucks an hour." Yeah, >> they can earn like a little wage in there. >> I don't know. But that but they had this doc about a high like level security like death row inmate prison in Japan, right? And then um they don't know when their date is going to be. So they know
5:55 they're sentenced to death because they said they did some crazy ████ But as a mind ████ they play roulette with them. So they'll be like, "Um, knock today's your day to eat." God. >> And then like they're just getting ████ with all the time. But that's the thing is you don't know when you're going to die and what day is your day. >> Take them all the way to the end. Like they go in, they strap the leather ████ and you're like, "Okay, ████ Here it goes." They're like, "Nah, not today." They unstrap all the leather, >> bro. >> That'll be ████ >> That's scary. >> You go up to the point where the guy's going to pull the ████ latch to electrocute your ass AND HE'S LIKE, "NAH, just kidding." He still goes halfway. You get half electrocuted. I know. >> He takes the plug next to the wall. He's like, "Should I put it in?"
6:45 >> It's like a Japanese prank show. It just opens up. You fall down and a slide comes out. >> The one where they're eating dinner and then and then the the floor collapses and the guy's like going down a ski slope. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Imagine that. You electric chair. Cat has a ████ bib in and ████ Like he's about to eat a steak dinner and he's two seconds later is going down a ski slope. Dude. >> Yo, >> stupid. >> Yeah, >> dude. That is so much funnier than any high comedy concepts I could you could ever think of. >> Straight torture. >> Hell yeah. My god. >> They should torture this ████ man. >> Oh yeah. Yo, >> you want to BE FUNNY? >> OH YEAH. >> Want to live with the monkeys? >> Yeah. >> So how come? What happened after? >> Um he's arrested. Good. Yeah.
7:36 >> So, what do you think they have in Japan? Like what gel? Like the the food in foods in >> What if they just >> I saw like some pictures and it it looked pretty good. Like they're actually eating like fish and like protein and rice and fresh food. But like um >> but it's all Fukushima radiation. Oh, that would have been >> No, no, it's probably good. It's probably like katu and ████ >> Oh. >> And then they they bring out the thing and you get to like mash the sesame seeds. >> Oh, nice. >> Japanese curry on top of that. Y >> and they give you a Hokkaido tea. >> Yep. They give you an omelette and then when they cut it open it just goes. >> Wow. Can you imagine? >> Feel like should we get Japanese food? >> Japanese are like French people. They just food is like one of those things where it's like nah we can't we can't we can't what are we like ████ animals? We can't give them ████ like this. >> Criminals get to eat good.
8:26 >> Yeah. >> Well, they're eating ████ crepes and quasants over >> I saw like the MRE videos, right? where like you show uh people this this channel eats military MREs from the world and and from the past. When it came to the French, they don't ████ around. I'm like, how are they going to be in war like making shuderie boards and like all these other things? But they can their MREs are pretty good. Yeah. So, I think just some cultures take food like like, oh, you can't ████ feed them garbage. >> Good food goes a long way though. You feel so happy after. >> I feel like they don't deserve good food. Oh yeah. Yeah. >> You try to make prisoners so happy after. >> I know, right? >> Yeah. >> The prison warden's like, "Hey, can we get some good food?" We really It goes a long way. >> They get a lollipop out, too. >> Wow. >> Have you seen our prison food? >> It's like mystery meat ████ >> It looks worse than like elementary
9:16 cafeteria food. >> Yeah. Yeah, I've seen it. >> Oh, it's just booty. >> There's no protein. Barely. Yeah. >> It's nothing. >> Nothing there. >> Well, I mean, we're not trying to build soldier inmates. No, but like this is like how you going to feed a 180 200 lb man like a a pizza cheese pizza like this and an apple? >> Hopefully he loses some weight. >> Maybe. I don't know. >> The food get better at infantry school. >> How often did you guys have hot meals in infantry school? >> So there's a new rule where you can only feed us one M a day. And then in the if you're if you're in the field, it's called UPO. They have to bring out hot food and then they have whatever platoon's week it is to serve us breakfast. So it' be like hot hot hot breakfast and then for dinner it's the same thing. It's hot dinner but you know
10:06 the portions are ass. >> Was the hot breakfast hot real food? >> You you know >> is it like a continental breakfast like powdered eggs? >> It's like it's powdered eggs. It's it's like it's quick. It has to be quick. You know what I mean? It's uh >> Is there any meat like sausage or anything? >> Yeah. Yeah. There's like like sausages and ████ powdered eggs and gravy. >> What's a hot meal like while in infantry school that's like dinner or like a a a satisfying meal? >> Kimchi style. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Right. >> Ooh. There'll be one days where they'll have they'll be cutting up brisketss. >> What? Fancy. >> But it's like once in a while. So they be cutting up the brisketss, but then you know you know you got to put heels together. make my food taste better. You gota do that the whole time you're in the cafeteria and then they put you they
10:57 put in a line of foods like this on top of the shelf and you have to grab whatever foods first. But the problem the arguments and fights happen is because the brisket's on the fifth plate on the fifth row and everyone just skips the first three and grabs the brisket and the people that was supposed to get the brisket gets pissed off >> or they ran out or something. No, because it was like brisket is like every other five plates. >> Oh, it's random. >> It's random. >> Like turkey, brisket. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they make you just grab it. >> That is terrible. I know. >> You can't just pick it. Sometimes it's they fed me um they fed me broccoli, cheese with rice, and quinoa and wet ass vegetables. And I was looking at >> no meat. >> I was like, "What the ████ is this? It's just carbs." One of the most racist meals I had during my boot camp. There's
11:48 this ████ slop called chop sooie. Did you guys have chopped sooie? I was like, "The ████ is chopped sooie?" It was like celery. It was celery. Some soggy ass rigetony with soy sauce on it. It was weird. I'm like, "What the ████ is this chop sooie?" They try to make it Asian. >> I'm like, "Yeah, but you got I heard of chopsie, but I never seen it at a restaurant. What is it?" >> What is chopsi? >> What is chop? Isn't that just a song? >> Oh, yeah. >> I don't what? >> Yeah, it's just it's like system of down song, right? >> Wait. >> Oh, is it? >> Oh, yeah. Wake up. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Uh, Chinese American stirfry consisting of meat and veggies like bean sprouts, celery, and bamboo shoots. >> I never seen it at a restaurant. >> Heard or seen in chopped sui anywhere. But this one was like rigetoni, some
12:39 gravy, soy sauce, like shredded chicken, and ████ lightning bolt carrots. >> Oh, >> you know those ████ light they cut into like little lightning bolts. Yeah, zigzag carrots. >> There's There's your ch like chowine. >> Yeah, it was like that but like more garbagey looking. >> And this looks good garbagey. >> Yeah, >> I mean that looks garbagey. >> And then I'm I'm like Yeah, but that looks kind of good. It's historically referred to as a fridge cleanout meal as cooks would gather whatever and throw it into the walk. It's from the Cantonese word sapsui. >> Oh, sapsui. That's maybe that's why they made it. It's like by the end of the week they took all the ingredients and just stirred it around. >> That does make sense though. Just like everything left over. >> Here's a little trick for you guys in boot. Sit next to the guys that will
13:29 never that doesn't eat or barely eats. >> Get extra food. Huh? You just grab their food. So you get double portion. Pot tip.
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