0:05 If your chick got absolutely railed by your favorite band of all time, could you still listen to their music? Is this during our relationship or before? This is before, but like But she was a groupie. She was a groupie and she's like she's like lets you know she's like yeah, I was with every single one of those. Well, first off, who's your guys' favorite band? Cuz I want to picture who the Probably Metallica. >> [laughter] >> Or Earth, Wind & Fire. Danny D Kane. That's my That's my favorite You know what? Depending on the band, depending on the band, I think I will be able to digest it differently. Cuz when it was Metallica, I was like I don't know. But Earth, Wind & Fire, I'm like that sounds fun. Okay. >> What if it's one of those 15-piece Mexican bands? >> [laughter] >> It's a straight mariachi band.
0:55 What if it's a high school band, dude? She's just like yeah, man. >> Number one in the nation, though? Do we listen Are they pretty good? >> [laughter] >> Like Hanson? Yeah, we have school spirit. >> Blue Jackets or the Blue Angels? Blue Devils? >> [laughter] >> Blue Devils drum line. I love them. Just nor- recreationally? Well, good thing my favorite band is Destiny's Child, cuz I ain't gay. >> There you go, not gay. Love that. >> had a lesbi experience. >> Love that. It's kind of Kelly, you were with Kelly Rowland? It's kind of gay to say that your your favorite band is Destiny's Child. Hey, hey, hey, but then like she didn't ████ guys, though. So, I'm not gay. You know what's even gayer than Destiny's No, my favorite band when I was a freshman was Limp Bizkit. That is pretty bad. >> No ████ No ████ I really love Do you know getting passed around by Limp Bizkit is pretty wild. >> [laughter] >> It's all about the he said, she said ████ I'm more of a Smash Mouth guy,
1:46 so >> Really? Yeah, when I was a kid, when I was a kid I loved Smash Mouth. Round two, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it seems happy. I I and I turned eight. And I grew out of it. >> Hey, good thing my favorite band was No Doubt. She had a lesbi experience with ████ Gwen Stefani. I'm the man, dude. No, but there's hell there's hell of dudes in that, too. They all wear a mask. Yeah, but I wait but she was ████ kissing Gwen Stefani. While while she was getting railed? Yeah. [laughter] By the guy who's Gwen Stefani's ex. Remember they dated or whatever? Yeah, yeah, bass player. >> [snorts] >> And then the whole time they're like fighting and ████ while they're singing. >> Yeah. And she's I like with the the one where she's like basically yelling at him the whole music video. He's just standing there taking it. It's like so much subtext to that. >> Dude. But yeah, you know your chick's fair. Cuz you know what I mean? Like out there there are hell of groupies. Like this probably is a thing. Like where maybe she keeps the secret, but
2:37 like I don't know if I could listen to their music if I knew that ████ >> No way. You wouldn't be able to. And I feel like it's a thing because I feel like people either in college or whatever or that age, it's probably pretty common for people to have some sort of hoe phase. So, if they had a hoe phase, who were they hoeing around with before they became someone's mother? Yeah. So, I'm like it's probably pretty common, actually. >> Thing cuz if you if you really think about it, uh most of the people that were listening to Pyre Rock Anthem when it was new are probably moms now. Yeah. They all become moms. Whoa. And and and and and then they're they're like they ████ Red Foo and you. >> [laughter] >> They're like oh I then we watch the music videos and then she'll be like, "Honey, you see that guy with the wild hair? I sucked him off in the ████ >> that's my nightmare to if that ever came
3:28 back around. >> Actually, in this town, you see all those real estate agent with big titties, you're like, "Man, I used to be a stripper, dude." I I could tell you just retired. Yeah. You got tats under there? Yeah. But it doesn't go bottle service to to realtor? Yeah, those two. They they both funnel. Bottle service, strippers, and then sell houses. I was watching this um like interview with like Snoop Dogg and his group Those were like a bunch of rappers, right? And then they're talking about going on tour and they're talking about going on tour in Japan. And they were saying how like, "Dude, the guys there they are throwing their girlfriends on stage to hook up with us." And I was and I was like, "That's so ████ hilarious." >> Really? Yeah. I [laughter] was like I get it cuz it's like then they can laugh about it be like, "Hey, guess who my girlfriend ████ He she ████ Snoop Dogg." And then I'm like I can totally see that happening in those
4:19 circles. Is that because it culturally it's so like separate? Like it's so separated that it's not >> Well, it's not everyone, but some guys think it's funny. Like it's a ████ like hey, guess who she hooked up with. >> Jay Nemar? Yeah, it's like that. Yeah, it's like it's not like so sacred. But yeah. I think the dirtier the guy or the band, the the dirtier I will view my chick. Whoa. >> What if it's Mac Dre? >> I'd be bummed out cuz I'm like I'd be bummed [laughter] out. Yeah, like the dirtier ODB Yeah, ODB, [laughter] exactly. But if But if it was like um what's that fool's name? Like Yo-Yo Ma or whatever. I'm like, "Oh, that's classy." I'm like, "That's that's kind of Yeah, the whole whole entire That's kind of classy.
5:09 Oh here oh here here's some Andrea Bocelli? Yeah, I mean that's fine. That's classy. And Celine [laughter] Dion. This actually really happened to me. I couldn't watch Alexander Payne movies after I found out my girl had sex with him. Really? Yeah. My ex. Yeah. She was having regular sex with Alexander Payne. >> And she just tells you that? She told me that, yeah. She's like, "Hey, I'm kind of banging now. I was with Alexander Payne right now. What's up? What's up? What's your question?" How you feeling today? Okay, it was a situation where like he ████ that's why I hate guys that do this. But like massive ████ director, right? Alexander ████ Payne. And he was kind of using it as like a he he knew that she was into she wanted to you know, basically follow in his career. So, he extended all the branches and was like, "Oh, I'll I'll teach you you know, what I know." Which is ████ her and I'm like I had to be the voice of reason to be like but this
5:59 is before she's looking at this in retrospect. And I was trying to correct her ████ storyline and be like, "No, that fool was never going to help you. He was just trying to f███." And she's like, "No, no." >> trying, he was ████ me. Yeah, I know. But then um a lot of yeah, he did um what was it? A he did Election. He did the he did a bunch of Didn't he do the Leo DiCaprio movie with the freaking um Gilbert Grape? Oh, no. What's it called? Um yeah, maybe you can just look it up cuz I can't remember the names now. How do you always figure out the question to ask at Roblox? [laughter] Sorry. Sorry. I I'm just kidding. He did The Descendants. He did Sideways. Sideways is his big one and then Election and About But after that after I she we had that conversation, I even though I know those are great movies, I I couldn't watch them. I couldn't watch
6:49 them, yeah. >> Can we get a picture of this guy so we know who we're talking >> like an old He just looks like an old guy. >> Yeah, he just looks like an old dude. That is weird, though. >> Cuz he's one of those more behind-the-scenes directors, so you just don't know what he LOOKS LIKE. THIS GUY? YEAH, HE'S just like an old like not Well, he must have been ████ a girl that was like 30 years younger. >> I mean, I'm sure all of them are. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You could tell me this is the Prime Minister of of Great Britain and I'd be like, "All right." Just to use like apprenticeship as a way to like ████ girls, you know what I mean? Like that's kind of >> buddies with him, though. I'm Eskimo buddies with that guy, yeah. It's kind of sick. And I can't enjoy his films. Well, I mean now I can, but I couldn't >> Well, that's like my ex like got with the guy who did Rick and Morty. But it was but that was after. Can you still watch Rick and Morty? I don't really watch cartoons at all. Cuz I'm too cool. I'm too I'm too much of an adult. >> [laughter] >> Well, my my I think my favorite band is
7:42 salime sub- sublime salimes salamis. But but if it was with Rome, I'd be like, "Nah." It's got to be with Bradley. Okay. >> band, though. Yeah, the whole band. They ████ the whole band. But I get to say that I'm Eskimo buddies with Sublime. >> if Hannah had hooked up with an entire like Irish band? No, cuz I don't like their music. It has to be someone that I'm just proud of, like dude. And then can I still listen to their music? ████ yeah. And every single time I will dude, no cuz I I don't he's not my favorite bra- band. What if it's Blue Man Group? It's not my favorite There's too many players. >> [laughter] >> I I have to be proud of it cuz I want to brag to you guys. I'm Eskimo buddies with ████ a legend. Who's his favorite like Who's
8:33 your favorite band, anyway? Sublime is one of them. >> main favorite band? Well, Rage Against the Machine. >> It was. They're too Hey, Zack de la Rocha is too angry, man. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, that'd be wild, dude. Rage. My That was in high school it was. It was In high school mine was System of a Down. Yeah. Whoa, ████ Oh, wow. But would you be proud of it and would you stop listening to them? >> I probably wouldn't listen to them the same way, yeah. If I knew Nikki was with all of System of a Down, I don't think so, bud. All of them is tight. I'd throw away my girl before I throw away my favorite music. You think? In high school, yeah. Yeah. I'd be like, "Oh, man, you ████ all of them? I can't ████ you the same anymore." And then I just you know, I get heartbroken, but then I won't let go of the band. That's my band. That's fair. That's fair. They could touch me the way she can. Yeah, I asked Nikki this question and she said that so like if I ████ Eminem, she's like, "Would you like would you care about it? Like
9:24 would you not be able to listen to his music?" And I'm like nah, Eminem's pretty tight, so. Yeah, right. And she's like, "Eminem's going to ████ you. Eminem will ████ [laughter] you. They won't ████ you." 12 guy. Oh, yeah. >> [laughter] >> That is actually so true. Dre, even. It would be too close. >> [laughter] >> Who's your favorite band, Nick? I'd be I'd be upset with Tiff and I was like, "You had sex with the whole Temptations, dude?" THAT'S [laughter] YOUR FAVORITE BAND? WHAT IF SHE HOOKED up with Lou Bega? Lou Bega? One-hit wonder, Lou Bega. And one of his songs, dude. That's Mambo No. 5. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, I'd be bummed if it was any band, dude. If it was Really? I'd be like, bro, you're you're a groupie, dude. I'd judge her immediately. Yeah, that's that's that's that's a pretty sad What
10:14 if it wasn't a groupie, but they had a legitimate relationship? I wouldn't believe it. I wouldn't Oh, that would be a little different, I think. >> Yeah. If it was a legit Like they like they ████ them before they were famous, cuz I That's when it's more believable that you weren't a groupie. Like no one knew them, you know? >> Okay. And then they became famous. You know, okay, you did ████ them before they were famous. You're not a groupie. You just knew them. >> be gutted, bro. Somewhere out there there's probably a person at some point in life that was getting ████ because of maybe hooking up with one of you guys. And then it's like, I can't wear Barbell Brigade anymore. >> [laughter] >> Sometimes I do wonder that, like the like let's say my high school girlfriends or whatever. I'm like, I wonder if in their world, or they like someone go, "Ah, you should watch this. This is like they channel's funny." And she's like, "That guy? What the f███?" >> Yeah. That's I do picture like some
11:05 some some conversation like that happening. Chances are. Yeah. And then like their friends are like, "No, no way." Cuz yeah, that guy's disgusting. >> [laughter] >> I was thinking about that, too, with you, especially cuz you're you're like you used to rob houses and ████ I wonder if like somebody's ever like, "I think this guy robbed my house." >> [laughter] >> He took my bird feeder. He's in an OUTFIT LIKE, "HEY, GUY." >> [laughter] >> THAT IS CRAZY. >> What do you do? Yeah, I'm sure that's happened to you guys. You just don't know it. Probably. Some guy back in the day was like, "I can't listen to JK anymore." >> [laughter] >> Cuz he ████ my girlfriend. I mean, being a ████ dumpster is one of those like life moments that maybe some people will experience, but then like somebody's also marrying them. Eventually, yeah. Yeah,
11:56 yeah, yeah, that's fair. But you don't like tell people you're a ████ dumpster, usually. You don't volunteer that information? >> There was a guy I was talking to on Grindr, and he said he was a ████ dumpster. >> That's true. He did. I remember No, I remember Of course I remember that. I don't know if you guys remember. >> His profile pic was a ████ dumpster. By the way, that was within like the first 30 seconds of us talking to the guy. He had his own graphic and logo for his like alias as the ████ dumpster. I mean, he sent it to us, remember? The efficiency at which guys can have sex with each other is insane. >> jealous. I wish I was gay. It's insane, dude. >> be gay if you want. I know, but the thing is >> be gay. You could just have gay sex. >> [laughter] >> It's like the prize isn't there for me. It's kind of like, "Hey, dude, you could have all you can eat donuts." But I'm like, "But I don't even like donuts." >> Yeah, that's true. Yeah, but it's all you can eat. >> [laughter] >> You're focusing on the wrong part, dude. Yeah, you're you're focusing on the wrong part. >> wrong part. It's the all you can eat part.
12:46 >> That's the upside. >> [laughter] >> It's like Not the same. It's all both of you can eat. >> [laughter]
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