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Kim Jong Un watches our show !?

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0:00 back in the day you're able to look at which countries watched your video and did you see North Korea yes and it had one view from North Korea it's got to be him so if you're watching Kim John yeah tell your sister I said what's [Music] up so have we heard about a lot of remember when we had zubie here yeah he was nice he was super nice he was a very nice guy I like him he talked to us about Dubai he talked to us about he makes me want to go Dubai and Saudi Arabia so bad he was telling us cuz you know we're Americans we get indoctrinated into like whatever our government wants us to think at all times America West because our media is not dependent from our government in fact our media is not independent from our government our media is in fact dependent on our government at all times and they say whatever the government wants us to believe so Saudi Arabia is

0:52 hosting its first ever swimsuit models fashion show wow what wow cuz they're like we objectify women just like you is that nice that's cool is that really what it is that's cool of them you think we keep them in hijab no we put them in bikini see yeah bikini with the hijab that's kind of no really no way not all of them but um kind of fire oh almost I like it you can see neck that's very classy very CL it's like 1960s Iran that's cool you ever see that yeah yeah I did that's crazy I like it I one of those you wear that I would I like that which one would you wear uh the orange one the orange but the difference is the American style is like w we yeah bra match my eyes no so so what

1:43 I'm I'm going to translate for Joe wah wa wewow meaning godamn that look like a thong and braw yeah a thong I think no there's there's there's Latin that's a whole different level yeah there's Latin there's American European kind of American Europeans the same and then there's like other conservative cultures would you say Latin is more Latin is I and then your eyes go out like like those cartoons I don't know why they put the type so damn big but he whatever I guess they got to cover up their body somehow that's pretty cool dude I don't like the lettering it looks like a Isis video or something they can't they they can't make that ████ nice like Arabic bro that's cuz you're a seing all of that ████ to just terrorism the line's very

2:33 classy I like it this cool I I'd be a consumer I like it it looks to me it looks more like high fashioned Asian than about than like when we think swimsuit we think body yeah we think like like bikinis and ████ like trying no but that's what they look like under the hijabis yeah I think that's paid models they all look European wait are they from other country models I don't think they're local you think they're local do they do stuff like this that showcase women like wearing certain stuff or is this kind of like the first of its kind it's a historical moment it's the first time they've had I thought I thought Saudi Arabia was more of a a I don't want to say secular but they don't let women Drive hard core like Iran they didn't let women Drive till a couple years ago so that finally CH dude that's so re well because it's Prince Muhammad who came in in 2017 he started these group

3:26 this series of reforms that have been more inclusive to women did he get the death threats I thought all of those different um Arab countries had different rules like some of them were super strict like from head to toe cover and other ones they just have a little cute scarf or whatever and that's what they're uh supporting those other guys right now is they have no idea what they're supporting which guys you know what I'm saying nah dude it's the same as like you feel me you know what saying no you ever see a bug you ever see a bunch of bugs crawl under a rock and go I'm not picking that up we're going to do the same is that there is that like hey look at how different we're doing things I like it I like it I ████ love it check this out according to a report published last year by the official

4:16 Saudi fashion commission the fashion industry in 2022 accounted for 12.5 billion or 1.4% of the national GDP and employ 230,000 people so there's a there's a incentive for them to host exactly um a guy named Raphael simac Corb who is a French influencer nailed it he also attended the show and remarked that there was nothing risc uh to his eyes but in a Saudi context it was basically hardcore pornography ████ so funny to ass dild they're going from a culture of everything covered to here's some and then they're like like let's say if that happened in 1940 America that would have been pretty hard right or like I don't know

5:06 whatever if you see those Victorian photos like guys and girls are ████ head to toe at the beach and then there's no swimsuit and it was actually legal for men to be topless too like right here in California all that stuff good oh how long ago was that if you see the male swimsuits they're covered on the top oh that's lame a jumpsuit I I think that's like up until 1910 or some ████ yeah dude I'm in the free nipple thing yeah free for the guys not for the girls out no do you think Saudi AR Arabia is ever going to get to um freaking nude beaches or whatever hey man slow your roll dude just got here dude this is the first time I know and I'm saying K's like when when's browsers launching where's where where's the

5:58 browers fashion it seems to be heading that direction you know so hey saud's porn open up once that's legal we're going I'll film you edit oh my God this is a classy direct I like that directing is really easy who's going to act then okay well okay I hope Anna's okay with it yeah it's work oh yeah I have to do it content yeah it's not for pleasure it's cuz it I have to they have to eat my butt today babe you understand I don't want do and then no one tells me it's actually gay so I get there and I'm like a I got to get ████ again it's for work there you go and play my song after that I actually think Hannah's like the coolest cuz she would barely care am I nuts I don't know that's I some guys eat my butt today I don't know

6:50 it's a it's a JK Party video I spun in the wheel as long as it's not emotional the boys rode everything on the wheel I can't do anything else was either get my buddy or eat some Tabasco I'm not their boss unfortunately I just work with them yeah I mean blame Steve he's the director there you go yeah I didn't take any pleasure in it yep that's all you have to say so are they doing this to just be like hey we're modern too we don't oppress women that seems to be what Prince Muhammad's all about but I think it's like what me and colen were just saying it's it's an industry that they're now basically saying hey we have this ████ too fashion we're so connected to the world in general though like I think think what's going to happen is things are just going to go like this like closer together like even North Korea is becoming a little bit more modern dude one of there some show only

7:41 he's the only one with a steam account in North Hollywood who in North Korea who do you think has a steam account in North uh North Korea he a steam account they had a steam account map of where everyone had steam account no way and it and Kim J Moon there's one Kim Jong Moon yeah bro he's probably playing ████ League of Legends or oh the video like Ste account what games does he play who knows he's probably playing Squad doing military tactics doing ████ Counter Strike you know what I think I think Kim Jong-un is a a JK fan yeah you think so no way you know why like back in the day such a fan you were able to Bro that'd be crazy back in the day you able to look at which countries watched your video did you see North Korea yes and it had one view from North Korea it's got to be him so if you're watching John yeah tell your sister I said what's

8:32 up no don't say that what up send me a poster wait did you look it up though send us a fan mail if you if you really watch it did I look it up I'm in the middle of looking up I don't know what I just downloaded something downloaded to my computer Windows bro it's the Brower app very concerned okay so yeah here's what here's what subin's talking about oh ████ none of us knows where North Korea is on this map son of a geography not our strongest colen colen you got our back God North Korea I know where it is you where are we looking at those right next to Korea it's over to the right all come point at it dude let's go can't do that Ste next to the right to the left left down have a conversation off camera more somewhere over here yeah there is one in pongyang

9:22 there's one oh my God this is Japan no there's one k some no look right there look zoom in there look you son of a gun okay there's one account in pongyang yeah who Could It Be Who Could It Be by the way though screenshot that by the way though that means he doesn't want to play multiplayer or no local servers he's not doing lamb that was so funny dude that must not be fun that can't be fun Imagine never knowing what it's like to sit next to your homie and play Halo oh did you ever do that uh Call of Duty see yeah sit but what if he it it it is like the five of his friends you know you think he's justat yeah maybe on one account can you imagine his childhood he probably grew up with like I just

10:12 imagine his dad's Army General friends and those are his play buddies Kim Jong-un tells all his buddies use a VPN and we're doing account sharing on one account I'm not ████ paying for all one Netflix account that's it one I'm not paying for five games for us to play just one session it's the same game d game ████ awesome dude I really hope he's enjoying life we're the same age and I you think he actually watches JK who told you that no I looked at it what you talking about because like I said the video you can see which country watched your video yeah the demographic and it's one view from North Korea one yeah so he watched out JK video like good that's why cuz they don't have he like they're not talking about the articles I don't get it they're talking about the news this was supposed to be about North Korea and they're talking about how a food what the ████ going on are they

11:03 talking about yeah wiener stencil yeah tell me more and he clicks is this a sandwich he's like I think I'd probably rather I'd probably ████ my mom what fck yeah I don't think I'd ████ my dad I don't know what that [Music]

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