0:00 I follow one on Instagram yeah excuse me what you ████ don't what me what did you do [Music] so uh in Vancouver a prison Union spokesperson said that a pigeon carrying a miniature backpack filled with drugs was captured last week and it had meth in the backpack do that mini backpack so cute yeah I was just visualize that with a mini backpack that was nothing it might have been blue do you think he like sags a little bit too like all the cool Birds I bet she was that pigeon from the Animaniacs working for the the mob the god pigeons yeah no yeah the good feathers yeah good feathers
0:54 so uh the prison spokesman uh spokesperson said that a fabric backpack tied to the pigeon contained crystal meth uh he said it was he was told by officers that the gray bird was spotted with its unusual cargo on December 29th in a yard at the facility and they set up a trap to catch it so they knew about its root huh and what do the guards do do they ████ put them in a little pitch of handcuffs take off a backpack and ████ and he's got a little pigeon ████ um Wing cuffs Wing cuffs oh I like that Wing cuffs it has to be both dude yes maybe feet cups he has a little ████ mug shot can I see a picture of the mini handcuffs can I see a picture of the uh suspect yeah his inmates are smart man I wonder how long they've been doing birds are smarter yeah holy ████ that means that's probably like an age-old thing from like they've been doing it yeah oh yeah 1776.
1:45 spokesperson said that in recent years prison officers have been on the lookout for drones carrying drugs and other Contraband but it was the first time in its 13 years as a corrections officer that he heard of a live bird being used so this was the first for this particular dude my initial reaction was shocked because of all the advancements in technology and the number of drones we've seen the fact that it's tied to a pigeon is abnormal damn people are actually flying drones into prison and dropping off drugs too that's pretty wild they're trafficking guns with drones remember we did the story with the guy had like plastic bags and guns yeah there were like 12 guns in and they were trying to fly across the border and stuff like that that's a Canada crashed into a tree I mean I think it'd be easier to spot it's just Target bags it looks like a Glock it's the Ikea blue bag how do they find them until like two
2:36 people are like does that pigeon have a I know that's that's what happened people were just like looking at Pigeon they're like is that a backpack so then they like worked on trying to like capture it like oh my God the backpack's so cute he's going to school he said Smugglers would have had difficulty getting a bird to land in a price location compared to a drone but he suggested they had gone quote old school because of officers increasing awareness of drug smuggling drones which he said uh they were encountering daily wow so I wonder how they trained the pigeon to like land at a certain place sesame seeds no I don't know that's why the fact that they have drones daily it's crazy daily and they he said they have gone backward in technology maybe that's because of all the work we have done with drone interdiction that they are trying to find new ways to get Contraband in without being detected they were going
3:26 so Ham on drones that they were able to ████ counter drones so that they had to go back to the counter drone unit yeah but they were like we're gonna ████ them up with pigeons and stuff we don't have a pigeon unit they need to just train pigeons to regurgitate like freaking if you want to go real on school it's like what do we do they bring in Mike Tyson because if you think about it like the jails have like dudes from all different gangs right so if all different people are different gangs all other people are all trying to bail them out they're ████ digging with spoons at night everyone's trying to send drugs in it must be like the worst place in the world like everyone's trying to bail them out it's crazy and they're still succeeding because there's tons of drugs in jail drugs ████ instant noodles cell phones all kinds of ████ what they need to do is get an eagle because every time there's a ████ pigeon like
4:16 American Eagle comes and goes America ████ and then he catches them yeah Oh I thought you meant an eagle on the bad guy side because the guards would be like oh ████ that's so funny dude just the pitch we got to get an eagle because all the guards would be like [Laughter] what do we do sir don't shoot it ████ just paint the pigeon to look like an eagle ferrets a monkey Little Monkeys how's it gonna fly into the prison no but little monkeys you could just throw them over you could
5:06 catapult the little monkey all right over the fence so you gotta get a catapult monkey has a little parachute right so he catapults monkey parachutes down ████ right you got to teach somebody to pull a shoot he has little a poo hat and he takes out the Apu hat and then there's meth right there he goes oh and he gives the stuff and he puts it back on and then he that's a really good idea Baby thank you or he has like multiple hats and then it turns into three hats and he does and then the guards Put the gun down exactly yeah so that's the back of the pigeon they got some e and ████ that's ████ sewn on to him oh and then that's not a backpack looks like that's smart that they made it the same color as the pigeon I thought Matthew's like crystals
5:57 yeah wow maybe it has both that's not what I visualized in my head holy ████ I was looking for the JanSport no yeah the two-tone you're looking for a mini Sport with a navy blue and then the bait the brown on the bottom people are signing it show like that with white out or the Everest bag believe it that was a wasted Opportunity by these robbers imagine if the they start using that guy that you know when you go outside Staple Center there's a guy playing with those neon toys that just fly up he just stood closer to the prison hey what's that guy doing who actually buys those that's what I'm saying what if their whole purpose is just drug trafficking we had no idea if you guys can have a sidekick animal what
6:49 would you get cool good question ████ Eagle because you know like when you played World of Warcraft when you were like a nerd um you would be a hunter class and you can like train one of the animals like you could catch a ████ lion or something and they could be your like hunting companion some people could have Eagles like the Mongolians you know if I had a side pet yeah and just to follow up on Ryan's question like just as a pet or like to commit crimes to commit crimes that would be even better damn I wonder Fox yeah yeah why it ████ because they get everywhere and I used to have a pet fox in London and I miss him and then they get everywhere they can sneak into places it was just a straight pit dog straight Fox you fed that's not your past that's my pet you used to walk with me I used to feed him what's a stray Fox
7:41 yeah he'll come to me you walk with you you would walk with me down the street yeah she likes possums out there they're just all over the place oh really oh wow you make it sound like really he loved me it was a really special connection you know yeah would you like to demean it anymore yeah guy like it was really important moment in my life now you have a stray gel I know he's less work than the fox I mean I mean I've always wanted a monkey yeah you want a monkey or specific any kind of specific I'm not trying to get canceled for for many people out there but yeah like those ████ like little chimps and stuff like that that ████ know how to like you know just do stuff you know they got like little personalities that they don't want to climb on you and ████ but they got opposable thumb so they'll like grab
8:31 ████ yeah a realistic one would be like a raccoon I like raccoon oh that's cool you like raccoon I think they're ████ cool I follow one on Instagram yeah excuse me what you ████ don't what me what did you do he lives with another the dog family like he plays with the dog they do all kinds of cute ████ at home yeah that one yeah speaking of animals on Instagram I found this page where um it's an armadillo and they're like little dogs dude they're so cute that's what you want in armadillo that's pretty cool but like shoot a BB gun at it yeah yeah you can shoot bullets it'll be fine you know it'll protect me they'll take a bullet for me no but they're like they act like little dogs you could pet it they come
9:22 up to you and I didn't know armadillos were so cute so that's my new thing on Instagram dude these days I've been wanting I'm in between a cap the Capybaras or the wombat I'm I'm stuck between a woman that's a dope yeah but I heard that the Cappy Bears the those guys are nocturnal so they keep you up at night yeah what a bummer dude can't have one now it would also be sick to this is Impractical but to have a ████ sea otter I don't know if I need to carry like a backpack of water everywhere just so I can like it's kind of cool to have anything sea based so it could save you from drowning or you could just blown up and it just like rolls up but you like drop it and it like goes in the ocean and you can't retrieve it yeah but you need that to retreat that one a furry sea creature or a smooth one
10:13 like a dolphin or alligator or alligator I like alligators well I mean if we're allowed to go that far and have ████ pet whales I mean I'm down for a whale but you can't commit a crime with a whale Are you seriously killer whales how do you do one with the wind you dispose of bodies it just keeps you that's smart you're like you pirate submarines with whales body disposal you know or you get a bear because they're really good at breaking into homes and playing pianos thank you thank you Anthony and nobody gets mad you know that was a very cute topic yeah that's wholesome that's adorable thank you we are re-monetized [Music]
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