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Off The Record: What's The #1 Thing Bothering You in the World Today?

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0:00 and then she comes up to me at the table I say Sandy and I want I get some [Music] money welcome back to another thoughtful episode of the careful boys where today we are blessed with Jes me that's right that's right but we're not going to be talking about anything funny we're going to talk about some serious stuff you right for that good serious dude all right let's kill the move on here so that you can share things that you can't share on the comedy stage right let's do it so here's the question what's the number one thing that's going on in the world today that's bothering you oh ████ the number one thing that's going on in the world today that's bothering me that's what I said yes uh is I'm not going to lie dude this the gender pronoun things it's SK okay it's it's

0:52 just like what we doing you don't I don't like the fact that it's like I just don't like the fact that we have to play pretend sometimes I'm like I'm over it yeah I'm over it's too much it's too much that's too much I'm just like dude be you be you but don't force me to to play your game it's like I'm not this is a you amen that's it that's all I'm saying it's like yeah there you go at the end of the day it's a touchy subject and then you're just like oh you know what but I've been around it at the shows and this and that and I'm just kind of like bro I don't care or like or it doesn't I never looked at you and like you say oh I'm a guy but I really feel like a girl it's like all right cool yeah but then don't say it's a fact I'm like oh there then that's what a little like well dude don't force me to believe what you're believing I respect what you're believing but don't force me to believe what you're believing cuz you

1:43 know what I mean that's the only thing that's kind of bothering me when it comes to stuff like that what's bothering me is people can't explain what a woman is now they they they they tend to complicate it and make it too difficult and try to explain what a woman is if someone was to ask you what a woman is you should say simple they get pregnant they're a lady d d da but now people are saying you you could a woman is something you identify as or you can do whatever you want to be as a woman like that doesn't make any sense to me that's right cuz I was on this um I was like looking at videos one day and there was this one model and she had a penis and then she said you want to suck this girl dick damn like wait I would have been like uh first of all was GNA until you said the girl ████ it's not a girl dick and I was

2:34 like she calls her dick it'sand dick a girl dick that's crazy and it was a lot of guys I think that were simping for that yeah bless damn it that it's already making him sick sick just thinking about it you know the only space where that actually uh makes me go like uh it's not so much just like the pronouns or identification same thing I'm like all right if that's you like that's you I respect it I think it's the only when it gets into the complication where we're seeing it in like uh women's sports that's what I'm talking about too and especially in like the high school ones I I just saw this clip of this dude who was talking to like either like the city council or like the the school council or something like that and he was just sad because his daughter like pulled out of like the races because she don't want to get smoked by this dude even though she got like 13 CIF National Championship

3:25 ribbons or some ████ she's like she's like there's no point in racing anymore because this dude who identifies as a chick is just smoking them the dudes going in there they're like I'm in the women's race cuz I identify as women I mean it's just cuz guys are good at everything even being girls oh yeah baby well well I don't know about that I mean yes yes some of them but look this is my thing if you're going to be a girl go all out to make sure to look like one cuz there's some people that just put a wig on and addess bro there was this one video I saw of this like one of those like I think I think it was a pervert pretending to be trans right cuz it was like a guy that was like balding and just had like shoulder length hair and like with a dress on and this lady was like recording this dude in the lady's bathroom I saw that and

4:15 this to had a heart on like a ████ and then he was like in a dress and she was just like zooming on his ████ dick ████ rock hard just looking at girls in the bathroom I'm that's what I'm talk about baby how hard was it like people I got trans friends you know what I mean that like really have their whole life not felt comfortable in their skin and then like finally either like you know were comforted and and knowledgeable in their own situation where they're like I want to make this transition they they like totally made the jump they're either taking tea or or you know what I mean they they like cut off their boobs they they go the whole nine like you were saying right and it's like dude respect like if that's how you truly feel it's like you know we're going to support that oh for sure but then when you got like perverts that are sitting in ████ girls locker rooms having hardons and ████ like that just checking out chicks it's like dude there's got to

5:06 be there's got to be a safety line as all for for everybody the weird thing is like this s███'s I mean and and like this ████ has been accepted in Southeast Asia whatever right like they're called lady boys yeah and they're like I'm trying to get me one of those it's like a thing and I don't I don't to me it's like I don't know why in America or even in Europe or whatever it has to be like no I am a ████ woman accept me as that right right and then that's where loses in Asia it's like n we're lady boys we've been we are lady boys is that what they call themselves I think I think yeah I think they're trying to be very clear to the Americans that go there I am a lady boy and I'm in that market I remember there was this one movie where um a Thai like mu Thai

5:57 Fighter was making money so that they can have surgery to transition so it's not a it wasn't a prostitution thing it was like they didn't have enough money to transition to become who they wanted to be he transitioned to a woman and started fighting dudes and she was like beating up some dudes which is sick there was a recent transition went into a fight where the dude got knocked out in 21 seconds I saw that you know you know you can't win all the time but yeah dude can't win all the time Joe you're right but but but my thing is also it's like the we have to do this or else you know what I mean like you have to do this I'm like no I don't I don't have to you know or like I guess what I'm trying to say is like um when they're just like I I want to be called this this and that and if you make a mistake then you're a

6:48 ████ problem and I'm like no no no you got to give us a chance to make mistakes like we don't know we let us understand but if we make a mistake it's like don't ████ freak out and try to cancel just cuz we made a mistake it's like we're trying to figure this out with you like I'm trying to understand I'm being trying to be respectful but when I'm like oh you're a trans I am I am some n binary I'm like well now you're throwing all this ████ that I don't I need to resar yeah I ran into some of them and they got mad I at shows I said oh we got oh that's dop we have a transgender and they're like no I'm nonbinary blah blah blah something Elite I'm like what the ████ I'm like all right so what are you it's like the fact that you're asking me what am I is already the issue and I'm like how do I Comm communicate with you and like me I don't even identify as oh ████ you dude like ████ you get get this thing out of here is that Ru do ruin the

7:39 crowd work stuff when you were doing that no cuz I just I was still like you know attacking I was like you're a person apparently so I'm just going to talk ████ to you but I was talking ████ of the fact that I was just like dude I got to go ████ research you and then come back and talk to you it's like how do I talk to you how do I communicate how do I become friends with you and then you sit in the and you have something on that looks off and act like it's normal it's like this is very confusing you know what I mean you're very confusing it's like you're you're a bearded lady and they're like I'm normal it's yeah and it's like n dude that's why they used to have you at the circuit thank you dude like it's not normal like it's Unique yeah you're walking in like a ████ looking crazy and you're look at me as these are the growing P right of normalizing it normalization right so

8:29 we're just going through an aqua face which is also why as they ask for forgiveness you know what I mean and Grace like I think they everybody needs to also just give it to each other both ends is all you know versus getting mad when we don't know how to say the right terms or whatever I guarantee if you're if you're okay with us making fun and this and that and it's like we're just going to end up just being over it and we're just going to look I still do that I look at a transgender person I'm like cool like I don't there's nothing in me that's like oh God oh I'm just like oh that's cool but once I try to communicate and you get offend like I don't even want to talk to you when there was just a trans person I was just like I don't even want to talk to them cuz it's like I'm going ████ say something that's just going to offend them somehow so it's like I'm over I don't even like acknowledge them and they're like why doesn't anybody acknowledge us cuz you get mad every time we talk to you that's why so how the ████ do we communicate with you guys

9:20 I just ask them for the name that's it that's a good place to start I just go what's your name what's funny is that I feel like they're like getting mad at the wrong people people cuz like right our generation is accepting of the lgbtq like we're we're all like it's different from our parents Generations that would like the older generation just beat you up cuz you're different like there you don't even have to be gay they just look at you and go oh you got different haircut I'm going to ████ this fo up like it's a different like they're fighting that like generation of bigotry and all that against us and we're the ones that were like cool with it cool that's the thing that I don't understand is that everyone's like I'm fighting ████ intolerance bigotry and I'm all like yeah but those people are either dead or grandpas and you're getting mad at this generation and your peers who

10:12 are actually accepting of your lifestyle and everything and we're cool with all that but it's like misdirected anger yeah I'm like I don't even know it's like so then I think that they get triggered off of things where they assume because you're a straight dude you're one of those not yeah I think and it's like yeah but those you're that's the wrong person like that's that dude over there that's probably 20 30 years older than me yeah definitely I think you're 100% right cuz we are more understanding we are more accepting but we're also like I'm just getting tired of like getting bullied bullied into something that I'm just like I'm trying to figure it out dud let's fight that with that we're getting bullied yeah getting bulled I'm tired yeah you know what else ████ tired of did what like I'm going to let it all out tell us you know what's really ████ under my skin

11:03 right now dude is the homeless I'm sorryy what's wrong with that the's with that like of California La has a very specific like homeless population that other people don't get yeah cuz like when you go St to see it we got the top we got the division one homeless people oh no 100% 100% we are making them here but when you I I see what you're saying they're not as wild they're top but I'm I'm traveling at these shows and they're starting to have tent Villages everywhere I go little spots not a crazy like here but Arizona has them now and I'm like what the ████ I just came never I just came back from Seattle and they got the whole fentanyl full thing unlock you seen that ████ so you think they're they're they're you than us when ████ people be doing fentanyl on the street

11:54 and stuff they go into like a 5our fentanyl fold so they'll just be you can walk around Seattle and then ████ would just be like this oh is that what they call it the fentel f I just we just ran into one holy ████ went to San Diego we ran into a guy that he was just like like that you stand behind him or you standing behind him and doing funny stuff no we were just like dude that guy's a ████ Master yoga teacher right there I what if you had like a class full of kids just like ████ or not kids but like people just like oh this guy a master yoga how how are you doing it just ████ and I'm perfect ████ just just ████ you think his little back is wrecked after that or what I agree man you know when I was younger I would feel pretty bad like I would just drive through town like we would always pass by to homeless go to church and I'm like man this is so sad that like no one's taking care of them and all that right and then the

12:45 older you get so like we would do uh not soup kitchens but like we would go out with my church and we would feed we would do all this stuff and then like we would have to do volunteer work you get to know like what happened and then you get older and older and older and then you start seeing some of your friends becoming junkies and ████ like that right and then you start to see like how they get there and you go these ████ burnt so many bridges ████ over so many people so like no one wants them to couch surf with them anymore cuz they've been stealing everything in their house they like all of their relatives don't want them in the house anymore and then they all the way get to the point where they're like so the everyone thinks oh you know s they had a bad luck like they got the ████ kicked out of them like you know they started like s█████ that's why

13:35 they're there but in a lot of these cases it's like the older I get the more I'm losing that sympathy cuz I'm like ████ you had so many chances and you still ████ it up and then like you had all these people that were out for you that was giving you ████ and then you ████ it up that uncle gave you a job and you ████ ████ it up and you decided to become an alcoholic you couldn't control yourself and that's why you're here and you still choose to ████ can do that ████ and then so like after that I'm like dude these counselors and these guys that work in these facilities that just keep giving them another chance I'm like you guys are like Angels cuz if it was me I would have been like bro like out it's three strikes you're on your 30th strike man you ████ you're it's it's over for you you're right you're right I'm what pisses me off it's like look at us we're trying

14:26 to uh uh contribute to the society we're working with pay ████ taxes we ████ making things happen and if we go into the store like shirtless you got to get out of here but if a homeless guy just goes in and just all cracked out and just they're just like what kind of moves you got ignore him yeah dude no I'm like this give him a meal let you don't say he goes up to you're eating and he's just like you're just going to be like oh so and then what' you do yesterday and then like ignoring it like ████ that dude but then we get treated like ████ if we don't pay rent we're ████ like we're we're if we don't we'll lose our house and these guys can go and take over a house squ people don't see them as human anymore like they see they see him like a thing like they see him as like a pigeon that's why they go oh be nice to the pigeon or the toddler right but like

15:16 for us it's like they still see you as a human where you have to be functional look there's there's some homeless dudes there's some homeless people that you're like okay they're just a regular homeless person living their life trying to get by their day but then there's some homeless people who've obviously had some sort of mental break where or they're like in some sort of psychosis and they're just like staring and they're like acting like they're just like looking at you staring right through you and just acting belligerent crazy and you're like well okay that's a different level of like danger that is approaching because you don't know give them a sandwich and run away not even bro they don't those guys don't eat those guys that are like I was at ████ Silver Lake and I was eating and I was just having a conversation and then this homeless lady just walks in to the restaurant and I'm already looking at her like this ████ is trouble like this is this ████ is trouble like she

16:06 just is going to be a problem but I was ignoring it I'm like whatever dude I'm trying to be like you know and then she comes up to me at the table I say Sandy and I was why I get some money um I have something something something the disease I have a skin disease is causing from my HIV I I was give me a dollar this ████ is right i'm like ████ you said everything anything that I'm scared of a walking disease you have every disease that I'm ████ fearful for and you want me to give you a dollar I'm like I don't have and I have It's All Digital now so I'm like no I don't have a dollar she I got them and I'm like and I'm looking at the little spit bubbles throwing up and I'm like they're Landing somewhere in here that that is the crazy part though that's hard that's isn't it crazy that like nobody carries cash anymore you know what I'm saying or even coins they just got to start carrying QR codes got in a shirt that's the crazy

16:57 part got to hear feel bad about that though cuz I do wonder why we don't have like mental health facilities no I blame I still blame the system more than I even blame the homeless people no no no for the system for the I mean when it comes to mental health and and the Asylum we used to have places for them to go people would go to the Asylum and ████ yeah that's what I'm saying though I'm I'm on board with the page that's like imagine like the people that got hired to fix the problem and then they got funding to fix the problem if they fix the problem they don't have a job anymore so instead what they do is they increase the problem so they can hire more people so they can get promoted so they can get more funding so they can increase the problem so they can CU wasn't the big U like uptick in homeless population wasn't it because they closed down all the psychs like a good amount of because a third of the homeless

17:47 population have mental problems that like they just they can't fun they can't get back into society from the drugs that they chose to exactly it's like DG if I choose to do something they're they the government will attack me for it right and when they choose to do something we got to respect that yeah we got to be understanding they're ████ charging me for all this ████ these guys can do what the ████ they want it makes no ████ sense it makes me not want to like help it I'm like man ████ this give me a reason you're Turing people to be like ████ that I'm not even going to work as hard no more but I do agree about the government corruption though recently they were showing how the LA um homeless like industry the homeless industrial complex or whatever they call it it cost a couple billion a year for a

18:37 bill a bill yeah and in San Francisco San Francisco they showed out they showed this like it was like a $5 million like lowincome or like homeless housing ████ right and what they showed was a parking lot with ████ a couple of tents that they got from Walmart and they said you spent $5 on that ████ it's a ████ racket while while they're sending you know billions to Israel billions right so that that ████ gets under my skin it's like we probably could have solved these problems we could have but but then somebody's going to not get paid yeah so but the corruption makes it so that hey for them they rather keep the money than to actually help people they're getting our asses back my neighbor they getting us they always been getting us though yo my neighbor one day pulled up in a brand

19:28 new BMW six years gold and I was like hey yo just quick question when didd you get that and what do you do for work he said in the elevator too he said oh I work for the homeless encampment and I was looking at him and I was like a you buy a new BMW 6 huh I was like okay but what do you guys actually do and he was like oh we we do our best and he kept quiet and then his floor appeared and he just walked out and I was like I knew it you ████ he does his best to fat in his ████ Pockets interesting he was being W6 he's doing our best hey dude he said he said he said he said we're doing our best and as the elevator doors are closed he like to keep them in the street

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