0:00 or Rose Anthony. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't have I don't know. Like you just look so normal. Wait, you have a loose wrist. Esther, it's not your turn. They're cut. She loves calling things loose. It's crazy. [Music] and welcome to a very roasty victast episode of Careful Boys where we are here again with above the influence. That's us. All right, feel free to just, you know, we'll be bystanders. Continue your conversation about your group dynamic. You guys roast on Esther most. No, no, no. They they all roast each other. I feel like they just don't roast me and I feel kind of left out. That's because you said you was new, right? We feel like she'll cry though. And she take it so I She's like, "Guys, roast
0:52 And then we'll be like, "Haha, your shoes are like not matching today." Hey, what the what the guys? She submits an HR complaint. But do you, Funny enough, I'm HR, so I just toss it. But um, do you think that they're mean to me? Like, if they were to say the same thing that they were saying to me to you, would you cry? The thing is, if I'm really close with someone, like guys that I perceive as like my brothers, they can roast me hella hard and my feelings won't get hurt. But if I don't know them too well and they're telling me like all your shoulders are broad and like I would be like what the like that was going a little too far. But I like I know how close I could see how close their relationship is from how hard they roast each other. So I'm like oh that's true love right there. So I feel left out. I want to be loved too. Maybe if you start roasting them unsolicited. But I'm also so bad at roasting. Like the first podcast that I did with them I try
1:43 to be cheeky and I try to roast. I I was like oh um yeah before like I met you I thought you guys were stupid. Like that's the extent of my roast. Like can you roast Can you roast this guy? Everybody can roast Mark. Can you roast him? I just I can't I don't know how to roast people. Just say something about his roast. Just think description. That's not a compliment. Boom. Point at him and just say something. Go. Um it just look Your hairstyle looks like you get a leaf blower and then Okay. Okay. That's good. That's good. All right. Me next. Me next. Me next. There's a level one. Like who cut your hair? A ████ weed whacker. Yeah. That's how you would have made it better. Who cut your hair? A weed whacker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's That's good. Keep it short. Who cut your hair? Uh lawn mower. Like that. That's good. What about me? Next one. Whatever stands out to you, just say it. Like don't even point at him and just say it. Just say two words. Dumbo. Who chewed on your ears? That's
2:34 good. If you don't see that, you said what? Last air bender. If Damn, that was kind of ████ up. My palms are sweaty. Do you feel it? I mean, that's like kind of literally like trembling, being mean right now. She's having a physical response. She's like, "Hey, Ros, it's like you're the chosen one." All right, do Anthony next. Do Anthony. But the thing is like like I I feel like I was bullied as as a kid. So, I still have that trauma of like what it feels like to be roasted. And so, I would never roast another person. This is your This is your therapy. This is how you dynamic. I was bullied as a kid cuz I'm like, "Oh my god." Like, I don't want to hurt their feelings. All right. Roast Anthony hurt his feelings. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't have I don't know. Like you just look so normal. Wait, you have a loose ass wrist.
3:25 Esther, it's not your turn. They're kind of loose. She loves calling things loose. It's crazy. Loose wrist. All right. You got to get this guy, though. I need to hear something on Anthony. Not from Esther cuz she stole your thunder a little bit with a loose wrist. So you can't comment on his wrist. Yeah. Yeah. That's taken a risk. Oh, I could I got a million things I could like let me go next. Put me a coach. I know him too. I I know too much. That's another thing is the roast only hit when you know them. You can really dig in and be a little more creative. Insecurities, mannerisms, like you know, like without knowing us too well, do you think it would be easier to roast me or roast him? I feel so put on the spot right now. I I
4:16 don't know. I feel like I feel like he's just more goofy. Actually, no. But actually, you're I think Also, don't leave me out just because I'm the only female on this side. No, you're better. I would never roast a girl. I feel like Okay, this is your ultimate test. I thought you're trying to make friends and feel closer. That's not true. This is like an initiation like you you have to roast us to be Have you Have you seen the thing? I forgot what video it was, but it was by the psychologist and he was saying like when guy two guys if they're strangers and they want to be friends, they'll talk ████ Like if they're like they go to the punch bowl at the party like hey you're ugly and the other guy's like I will take that. They'll be friends but then if it's a chick like you're ugly they'll be like what the ████ Oh my god. I'm like that. That's my reaction. I do I do use like talking ████ in a in a friendly manner too. That that's how I open up. But this context is a little bit different. Yeah. But it works
5:07 though. Um, question for the girls. If if someone if someone that you don't know a girl is like they call you a ████ you know, cuz ████ could be like ████ or like ████ or you know what I mean? Are you okay with that or you're just like, I don't know you. Why you call? It depends on the context. Okay. What if they try to set it in a joking way but like you don't know that person? How do you take that? Like damn ████ you're a ████ I I respond to humor and banter really well. So I I look at that as like you're my homie now. You're my friend. That's right, ████ That's right, ████ Wrist. What if like Jeremy just called you a ████ Like unsolicited. The way that Bar calls Gio. Well, when he does his little gay voice, he does. What's up, ████ You look good. Like that's he'll do he'll do he'll do that. But that's how Jeremy that's Jeremy if it was like the context of like you know you just like I don't know like you run into a chick you guys
5:58 have minimal interaction and she just goes ████ like then it's like we have a problem of course hands yeah but if it's like like ████ you look good like that or you don't have to be like ████ you look good you just like ████ right like tone matters tone matters execution matters this like trend on Tik Tok that I liked was like girls doing like the same look three times, but it's like which look meant like he's annoying, he's cute, and like help me. And it was like on first glance you would think that it's all the same like look over, but it's like the most tiniest like facial differences like immediately tells Yeah. Absolutely. Damn. Yeah. And guys are just going she still don't know what she want to eat. No, you you know you want to know what the trick to that is? is you got to be like like guess which restaurant we're
6:50 going today like you're right babe oh my god we're twins you don't want to eat it like just go with the that's a male experience you just you just lock in yeah cuz Gio likes some trash restaurants too what's the trash she picks and you're like ████ I don't want to go so like we drive from LA to Vegas a bit so we cross through barstow and then so when it's like f her fast food choice places like she loves Chipotle and I'm like what the I like coffee. Chipotle is bad. Yes, I love Chipotle. She like I maybe cuz I ate it so much for fitness. You don't crave it that it's not a pleasurable food cuz I have to but she eats it for pleasure. I'm like nobody eats Chipotle for pleasure and she's Mexican. Yeah, exactly. That's but that's your fault. But Chipotle is actually very delicious. But you because
7:41 you ate it for help then you'll ruin good things like that. You got to start too much for health that you ruined it. Guess what sushi restaurant we're going to off of uh Santa Monica Boulevard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You'll go off screen. Just slowly implant it. Out of this group right here, who do you who do you feel like gets roasted the most and who deserves to be roasted more? M. Are you asking Kira? I'm asking Kira. I feel like I feel like she gets I feel like all the boys kind of gang up on her. You guys are ████ They gang up on she takes it really well and she can give the punches back. So I'm like, "Oh my gosh, I love Esther." Um but they all like roast each other like an equal amount. Uh who get deserves I feel like he get I feel like he should be roasted more. What this man's ego is No, I'm
8:32 just kidding. We need to ████ There's some There's some truth in that. You see how quick you see how big he is right here? Here you go. My skull is just large. It's okay. They called me the pocket ████ of the group. That was only today, though. I think I'm the most roasted. I feel like that was pretty obvious in the content, but I think in real life, we do gang up on Esther. Yeah. Yeah. I see that. That's hilarious. Y'all have like that sibling kind of vibe. That also means she's probably the most beloved in the group, too. In real life, you know, probably I guess. But like I said, he treats me like his ugly sister. Whatever. That's fine. Like the ugly. No. Like, you know what? I mean, just the sister, you know? But So, you're just like, "Get in the basement right now." It only come out when we film. Like, yes, master,
9:24 gremlin, walk up. How do you feel about it, though? Like, as a guy Oh, really? It It actually like, you know, it's like you Oopsie. Sorry. Crazy mids. Um, but yeah, it just kind of proves that we're close because you wouldn't treat someone like that if you aren't close. Just met them. That's true. Jeremy would literally. Yeah. So, she was like, "Oh, Kira, your waist is so small." And I think like they were like, "Oh, but Esther, there's lots of ████ in LA with small, but you're different cuz you have broad shoulders. Like, there's not a lot of girls that are built like you." Cuz Esther was like, "I wish my waist was that small." And I'm like, "No, no, no. Don't think about it like that. Your shoulder to waist ratio far more dramatic than than all the It's like a hourglass but the appears like a triangle upside down. Dorito Dorito shape. Dorito like people work really hard to look that Doritoy. You know what up guys? Come join our Patreon because
10:14 there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation, and this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas, and also tap into our closer community by joining our Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon. Help us out. Thanks. See you guys there. Say hi to me. Dude, now that I think about it, Jeremy actually does roast everyone and anyone. He doesn't even know. Literally, we went to an ice cream shop and there the guy owns the ice cream shop and he was just like, "Oh, I'm a huge fan." Right. And he was just like, "Oh ████ like this ice cream is bomb." And he was like, "Yeah, like my mom also comes here every day." And he was like, "Oh, mommy's boy. Mommy's boy." And
11:04 I was like, I was like, "You don't even know this guy." I was exact. But that was also the perfect Also, that's a funny thing to say. It's just coming out. But, you know, you kind of have to scope out whether or not they could take it or not. Tourettz, bro. The the pointing kills me, bro. If some guy pointed at me, he was like, "Mom, he's boring. I'd be hurt." You could tell that this guy is a little awkward. Like, he's just like, "Oh, like, oh, I'm a huge fan." You know what I mean? Like that. And so, did it look was it awkward after he said that? Johnny and I, we we looked at him like, "Jeremy, what the ████ man?" Jeremy Jeremy did this face. He was like He was like He was like, you know, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But he will literally roast anybody. But that energy, like the shamelessness to roast the stranger was like so good for like interviewing people, right? Cuz it usually makes it usually puts down their
11:54 walls. And only like three out of 10 times was it like offensive offensive, you know? Yeah. That's not bad. I was like, I like you got to raise your hand. So polite. Yeah. I can't even see her when she like is talking. So So there's there's uh this girl and she went through like a lot. she had like cancer and all this stuff and she was just basically sharing her story. Me over here like damn dude that sucks and I was like honestly I was getting like kind of sad you know and then Jeremy goes like um did you ever get to make a wish? What was your make a wish? And I was just like literally the most serious conversation. He's just like I was like what? And then I was like I was like I'm so sorry. She's like no it's okay. I you know like did you get to meet the rock? And then she basically said, "Yeah, I took my family to Disneyland." But the fact that he would even come up with that question, like he's just humor.
12:45 He's just himself. He's empathetic, dude. When uh Bart first met Steve, it was like his second time here and he was opening up about how like he slept over uh with some a bunch of YouTubers. There was one guy that was like a closeted gay dude. And then when they were all sleeping in the room, um, while Steve was sleeping, like he got felt up. And then Bart was like, "Did that feel good though?" I was like, "But did you like it?" And And then Steve was like, "Oh, I'mma love these guys." Valid question. Cuz it was so serious and he was like so like, "Yeah, man." It was so awkward. He was sharing like like he was getting like s aid. Yeah. No, it he was it was dude. I was like, "But did you like Yeah. But when you can cope with really serious stuff with humor, then you found your people. That Bobby Lee episode where
13:36 he's like like he's like I was brutally molested like my uncle and like and like and they keep laughing like Andrew's laughing and stuff and they're trying to hold it in. It wasn't Andrew. The UFC fighters. The fighters. Oh yeah. Yeah. Is that real story? I don't know. I don't know. Like that was hilarious. His upbringing is crazy too though. I don't know. They're half truths, but sometimes he go back into it like on a dark summer night like like describing it in the immense detail trying to make them laugh. She was super funny. It is wild. Yeah. Um, one of the early times that I was still like getting cool with Steve was we went out to Vegas uh to shoot JK at the Trump Tower and uh I had like sent everybody some like uh Kinjabang
14:26 Noodles, our new noodle company that we made. Oh yeah. And we pulled up like vlog style shooting this thing. Uh we pulled up to his house and he opens the door and he takes out a trash can that's like right there and he takes all my noodles on camera and he dumps it in the trash can. And like that was still early stages. That was like our first like group. That was how we first formed. I don't even know how to like I don't know what to do with this branding right now. And it just became a giant huge thing like the JK community. Everybody just started dunking on Kinder Bang Noodles. People were filming themselves in the Discord, taking the noodles, throwing in the trash. No ████ way. They have to go and buy it. They did. And ironically, that was our best day on Amazon sales. Got him. So, I was really conflicted, but that's Were you actually Were you actually upset when he did that? Were you upset? No, I was confused cuz I You
15:18 didn't get that bit. I was like, damn, if it wasn't my company, I would crack. But it's my startup, so that's tough. But he would buy all the rivals. The throw away the ramen challenge. But that's what we love about Steve. He'll take it there. It just goes so far. Well, you have an instant noodle soda. Yeah, it's uh literally in the hole of the These guys noodles so bad that they put it in the ████ wall. I would love some of that. It's at Costco, right? It's at some Costco like Midwest Costco. Do you have any samples right now here? No. No. You guys are We ate it all. Amazon. Amazon. It's really bomb. It's really bomb. I need I need to bring more stuff. I just I just know if I bring it here, they're going to ████ throw it in the trash. I ate mine. I ate mine. You enjoy it? They're really good. Oh, what flavors do you love? It was
16:09 good macros. Really good macros. Micro sauce. This zesty flavor. It's really, really good. They're thin on the cover of the zesty flavor. There's Anthony and a spandex with a gay flag. Waving it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would love for the zesty flavor. Yeah. Killed killed in the marketing. Kindood.com or on Amazon. Uh do you know Mama Noodles? Did you ever eat Mama Noodles? The Tom Young flavor? Oh, yeah. I have. Yeah. Yeah. And that's way better than his company for sure. Yeah. Can you make a flavor like that? At least I have companies that work. Hey man, I I just can't say the ones that I'm a part of, but yeah, I have them too. List your companies right now, everybody. Yeah, list it out. Your companies company for company. Yeah, company for company. That's okay. But the funny thing is both of us are like, we don't want any of them anymore. Both of us also lost a million dollars
16:59 in 36 hours. Hey, between me, you and Steve, and a couple of friends, that's five mil in 24 hours, baby. Great run, Luna. Crypto. Cara Luna. I I have a project that I'm about to hit super hard on. As soon as we cut off, I'll tell you. Nice. I love that. I love it cuz we're going to DJ in even though we don't know anything. Well, I'm I'm on the the team that helped put it together. Rug pull me. Yeah. We don't have a one. We just want to DJ in. No. You guys had a million dollars? Had is the question. Think had. Yeah, I know. Oh, no. Yeah, it was some wild times. It was crazy. Really crazy. Ready to talk about it. Yeah, we're still a little bummed out. When you guys are on the street and you
17:49 guys get approached by fans and stuff, is there like an inside joke or something that they say that you like know? Yes. You're like, you're a ████ fan sometimes. Yeah, I went to the bar and this guy came up to me and he was like, "Oh, Esther, like you know, there's something I need to ask you." And I thought he was going to bring up the cancellation. Instead, he was like, "I heard you're really strong. Can I arm wrestle you?" You arm wrestled. And then people started lining up to arm wrestle you. Yes. And I was like, "What the ████ Did you win all of them?" Um, so I won. Did you beat that guy? Huh? The guy that Yes, I did. I won him and then I won two other guys. And then I was like, "I'm ████ tired." But but then he made me feel good cuz he was like, "You know, Esther, you're actually way more chill than I thought." And I was just like, "What? Do I come off as a ████ online or something?" That's crazy. Don't answer that. Don't answer. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. But yeah. Yeah. But that was a good What would you do if
18:39 a fan comes up? He's like, "Dorito bag." That's fine. Yeah. You know, at this point, when you latch right on up, you mean these right here? At this moment of my life, I'm like, I I'm grateful and I love myself. Yeah, it's okay. I'll say I think the reason why he was probably intimidated by you is cuz the last time you were on here, you were telling a story about your ex and the 10K and ever since I heard that story Yeah. You like extorted him. I was very scared. She's a thug. That was fun, right? Yeah, that was a great story. But I definitely looked at you like, "Yo, be careful around Esther." That's true. Trying to think what other inside jokes. I was very sweet to him up until that point. Yeah, he ruined it. Yeah, it's his fault. He ruined it. We're on your side on that. Yep. To be fair, in terms of like my fear factor without like knowing you guys truly deeply, I'm like out of the three that have been here before, I
19:29 look at Vid, I'm like, I'm most scared of him cuz I don't know what the ████ going to happen. No, easily. Yeah. Why would you not be? And then I'm scared of Esther because I also don't know what the ████ going to happen. And then Wu, I'm like, I'm a friendly guy. I'm approachable. Approachable. It's true. W's nice. I am indeed. Mhm. Kira also looks very sweet and nice. And then Jordan, I just want to make some money with him somehow working out these projects with Vid said it's his eyebrows that people are scared of. My eyebrows and my face, not your 300 tattoos all over your body. The tattoos scare me personally. Definitely not your eyebrows, dog. And and the yelling. Yeah, he's I think it's my [Applause] He's not very self-aware. Crazy. Every 30 minutes, Vin is crashing. Like he's yelling at the Best Buy automated machine 20 minutes ago, like I'll ████ kill you. And he's like, "Bro,
20:20 my eyebrow scares people." Makes me look always angry when I'm not. He's very passionate. Passionate. Slanted. The face tattoos. Can we just talk about Jordan's eyebrows? They're perfect. Oh, yeah. Do you groom them? Yeah, they are. They're like literally perfect. Do you thread them? Uh like once every like maybe other every other month like I just um tweeze them and like cut Oh, you don't go somewhere for it. You do it yourself. He has a When I get them threaded, I I go but that's like every other month and then I just try to like maintain them. Nice. Groom to get our eyebrows lined up too. You guys down. JK. Yeah. You know when you get married you give up. Just you don't put any effort in. Who here, if you didn't know any of us through anything, who here just looks
21:11 the most intimidating, dude. Call the ears. That part. No, I think this guy looks way number two. Simply your ears cuz they look all ████ up. They look like a hat. They look like I say I would say Anthony. What? It's the bucket hat. Yeah, he looks extra mysterious. It's your eyebrows. Let me see. You have You have the eyebrows. Hey, flip it up. Flip it up. No, dude. Video's over. I haven't threaded my I got loose. This scares me a little bit.
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