0:00 oh Johnny came through too yeah I saw that hey Tiff look saw Johnny Chang she goes hey a guy with the tattoos and I was like yeah what about him she's like is he a gang or something and I was like yeah I believe so and I'm like he's a pastor now she goes oh cool oh [Music] wow welcome back to another Monumental episode of the careful boys where we were in the new set and all six of us are finally back together after so long Anthony you know what's crazy so it's been like has it been a full month or less than a month it hasn't been it's been two months I feel like it's been two cuz we skipped November yeah we didn't we it's like a month and some change for sure MH and the last one is probably the like end of October so it's probably like two months two months-ish I was last year the 7th eth block so
0:50 like oh for you was actually that might even be more than two months like two cuz I was thinking like man 30 days is a long time without you guys really you missed us well I saw your ass but no you know what it's the routine it's like it's perfect timing every two weeks every ████ two weeks we get together and then we get to just have like straight up nothing else for 2 days straight talking yeah and then you go back to normal life and then there's other other ████ you don't talk to anybody no for real D after JK I don't talk for like a day Sunday I just stay by myself talk any Joe you sound sentimental yeah I'm kind of getting older bro he's changing dude I'm getting gayer Mar's not though so how was uh
1:42 dancing for carlot and la la is uh grand opening I sold a lot of cars nice man good you had to they wouldn't let you leave let me just get this right out the gate the fomo that I had for not being here during the potluck was HT was sick that was basically yourt it was your idea we were so pissed it was an organic Collective idea of all of our bright Minds put together to do something meaningful and the food was good too you know something s█████ food everyone brought good food everyone brought HS man dude people were texting me they're like yo I see you there or like what kind of alcohol you guys want to drink and I was I kept on being like Oh I'm sorry Andy brought bancock too y bomb you know what that is of course long caugh lady yeah and it was crazy it's crazy seeing all guests together yeah that was a tri usually it's like
2:33 all of us and the one guest whatever and then so seeing all the guests and all the guests looking at each other like who the ████ are you yeah exactly I only watch my episodes but then seeing everyone mingle like seeing like uh like Jared feather talking like the cash flow doctor yeah it's like what the ████ is that that's freaking tight dude there were there were two two elements that uh probably gave me the strongest emotion of fomo in in the best way and one was and I mean this bottom of my heart I still haven't met Tiff oh yeah what the ████ dude St Steve and yeah I know just not being able to meet her like made me feel really really and all she does is bust Nick's balls all day long yeah dude it's great can we call her a different name what do you want to call it I don't know just something that's I know I think it's good that it that's her name cuz it took
3:24 over different same same but different Tiff the ear Tiff Mrs the ear don't call her the ear don't call her the ear Mrs D this guy has to do things with her sexually don't call her the ear ear I'll call her Mrs dungeon call her Tiffy G that's what's the other thing oh the other thing was um the most beautiful fomo was uh seeing you guys' group photo but with Colleen and being like a I'm happy that Colleen's there in my place but it was that like I felt bad that we finally had a nice photo and you couldn't be there for real dude does it's just we'll just Photoshop him it's a it's a white wall anyway so you just have him take a picture in another one and then we'll Photoshop him inside that's true and like actually like try our best to make it look real I mean you AI Bart into a grandfather clock I feel
4:15 like you could do it can we get a picture of you in the jungle of LA Holding two Vines and then we'll Photoshop you he has to be at a golf cart sales Center in evolution of this or part was telling everyone that you're at a golf cart sales promo in La who did you tell that to I heard laundry man opening that's and I I saw the mayor cutting a ribbon and you're standing there like and the dry is going off in the back yeah holding TI pods dude if you want to hire kjas for like the grand opening like crew to like do the lion dance and everything you guys got to hit up anthon right now do you guys do lion dance that's tight what if you guys did a black dragon yeah they did a lion dance Su a black dragon just saying it so it's cooler doesn't make it cooler I don't know I you're wrong so
5:07 where exactly were you during the potluck like where did you go dude the the thing is when I was uh when you guys were literally showing up to the PO potluck I was in my 4-Hour layover in Bangkok oh that's even worse I had two 4-Hour layovers so I had to go from LA to Thailand 4H hour layover did you hang out with lady boys that flight is uh 3 and 1/2 hours oh yeah and I was it was up I was up at 5:00 a.m. to start my Journey so I couldn't sleep well and then you know with like a 3H hour plus flight you can't really sleep well I hate medium flights I'd rather have short flights or long flights and then a 4H hour layover so you can't really sleep well and then from there I had to fly fly to Taipei which was 2 hours couldn't sleep well and then there was another 4H hour layover why are there so many layovers just to get to La is like apparently really difficult cuz they don't have giant international airports I guess cuz no one wants to go there I Googled La cuz I was like I never been here I Googled it and one of the top
5:57 Google things was La is the poorest country on Earth or one of the poorest countries on Earth really see why so why did you go there how do they pay if they have no money it was a Chinese television company oh food exchange so it wasn't a Chinese Golf Cart Company it was a Chinese Golf Cart Company Media Company what was the gig that you had to do was it really fun or what yeah I was I was basically doing a black dragon opening dance in front of aerom mat selling golf carts were you teaching information was pretty that's a whack Chinese TV show were you teaching laan how to dance no it wasn't like that basically it's a it's a a reality TV show in China where a bunch of celebrities get together um and one of them is my boy who I choreographed his tour so I came to last and surprised them and then we just did a bunch of like dance so like they're not dancers by any means they're like comedians actors and different rappers or whatever
6:49 and then I had to like teach them a routine and then judge them for it and then if they once I like designated that they had passed I would give them a small amount of money which is like 10,000 low Ian dollars whatever they're called which basically is nothing so but they didn't know the currency exchange so they take this money they go out and try and buy food and stuff cuz even though they're all Rich As ████ they don't get any money so they get to go out and make make fun of the country like oh I can't buy anything like can't buy anything at least I can us to defend my face cuz it's hot here and then they realize they don't have enough money to afford anything they come back and then they have and then I make him do a 72 smoke battle wow what is that it's a format of a battle where basically it's like uh you go up let's say all of us are in a 72 smoke let's say me and Ryan start if he wins that battle which obviously he will right I I cycle behind the line and all of you guys go up against him and if he wins
7:39 every battle it's a first person has seven point I'm King of the mountain and I have to keep taking you guys out that's like shark take and I have to win seven times it's like the Eminem rap battle Yeah Yeah than yeah yeah dope but uh but yeah so once once we did that too I'll would give them some some more money and they be able to go off and it's basically a bunch of like rich people put in like regular people situations got it that's tight people like see that yeah they like seeing celebrities do normal stuff that's tight it's like they're shopping at the street vendor buying a lettuce it's like watching the Michael Jackson grocery store videos oh yeah and then all of his friends and family had to pretend so sad and he's like what he's like what is this and they like it's a cash register he's like oh is that for Sam oh I just want to be a normal boy like Peter P but yeah office is ████ sick this is I I I
8:29 hope you can't see that in frame no you can't you see it's pretty solid can you see that really absolutely you see everything on that shelf right there I can't believe the show me proof bit is still you can see it over here too you are you how did you are you serious is that the shirt or did you make another one what I jacked one from the merch room you can just steal anything you want that's the one I've been stealing camera and audio equipment for years you could probably steal a lot of things from JK we won't notice I mean we even had an employee steal a camera lens from us and then let us borrow it back he just straight took it and put it on not the nonchalant reveal dude oh I knew I'd get an in eventually I wasn't going to force it it just fell into his lap but yeah man we missed you the PO dude we really did man it was kind of ████ you
9:19 weren't there honestly everyone was like Dude where's ay we want to hear his theory on 911 yeah everyone's ask that so for everybody who doesn't realize this Anthony was kind of the first one to spark the idea that we do apoll like ages ago yep and he can't make it to his own party and then eventually he's like you guys are going to hate me I can't go cuz he's out dancing with Chinese celebrities I put a bunch of stipulations in my apology what was the stipulations I said now I won't I won't be able to write a resignation letter okay I can't shoot a video when I if and when I quit what if we want you to write a resignation okay well that's different we can come to a new amendment to that but I'm just saying I can't I put it out there that I can't do a reaction video yeah okay good that's pretty cool good I've never said that by the way we need I've never said that I can't I we'll get them we'll get yeah you're famous for not
10:09 signing ND I won't sign ndas when I was uh when I was texting BART to apologize I couldn't make it he's like all right man but just don't be coming in so hot next time with these ideas that's bloody ████ it was a good idea I don't think that should stop you it shouldn't stop you in the future from having ideas like that cuz actually it was a really fun contributing no more ████ out of office it was so cool too getting here and like being in a car for 2 hours and then going in a car for 2 hours to go to the thing cuz I always stay right by JK but then I was like oh this is even better I get to go drive and butt ████ I think it was just Glendale yeah Glendale yeah nobody told me oh yeah he go in the address dude are you kidding me we ████ post so much in the group chat I had to I was like there's no there's no way I find this ████ I put all this info in the chat I'm like like
10:59 all right 7:00 p.m. at this address in on Glendo Boulevard like later the day he goes so 600 p.m. at the [Laughter] studio pull up here yeah I was going what did you bring to the poly I brought Jack of the Box tacas dude a ████ s███████ of how many did you buy I bought like 20 of them dude dude they were so good yeah they're bomb oh yeah well I was just like I was like all right I don't know how the ████ I'm going to do this I'm getting off a plane I was like well wherever we go I'm just going to go to wherever it is and like I'll buy I'll punch you that so that's what I did so did you have the Uber take you to Jack In The Box first no I I had him drop me off and then I just looked around I was like Jack in the Box dude why would you pull out I know what Jack talking about yeah yeah I know exactly what you're talking about too and then he drops me off and then he watches me walk away from the venue and then like he almost hits me as he's like doing the right like right turn and I'm
11:50 like Yo dude and I'm like oh you're my Uber driver he's like oh yeah sorry he was confused sick ass situation he was so confused cuz I turned around like a a bout face why did I drop you off and then I proceeded to walk through a parking garage that was cool and then you know I found out uh you know it's an an even more confusing Place yeah it is it was pretty confusing it was a tucked out like really dope Studio though that place is cool bombass f a lot of vet food so you would have uhet food and Jack in the Box dude what a what a ████ what was like the worst thing that somebody brought probably Jack of the Box tacos but he was trying to be the worst good it was like Jolly be Fried Chicken St brought that he brought three buckets of Jolly be fried dude I don't know why I thought we would have way more food left but it was all gone there was a lot of people that showed up maybe they
12:41 brought food back colen made lasagna oh yeah she made lasna Las was bomb I thought she was going to bring casserole or something kind of it's kind of a casserole within the same family appropriating that's like Italian cero he brought BBQ chicken brought barbecue chicken I only bring green fried chicken this places it's always a hitter people love it like what is this where did you get this what a TA bring who she brought Korean Fried Chicken she brought uh she brought uh seltzers and and Tios that's what she brought but yeah it was dope she it really was like an Avengers night yeah how come Nina didn't show up she should have came on your behalf she should have it probably down the street dang that disrespect if if you made Nina go would she have fun at all I think she would have been really shy and awkward really she probably know smack though no or no I
13:32 would have brought her around she she' have had fun yeah she she been comfortable with you for sure but then you know she would have been very like like do my job you know what I mean say hi to people shake hands and then be like I got to go feed the cats that's a good one talking ████ about that's always a banger that's what they would have done you like his photos and Hannah honestly the the the ████ rack Focus one where it's like fa in the front and she's like in the back that's like art yeah I think that's better than the show Pro Photo you can put that up she was really good it was weird I love smack love Tiff love all of you guys' girls obviously um but it was crazy seeing Julia cuz she hates us oh yeah I forgot oh you know who was there Michael yeah it was ████ mind
14:22 BL I was like what the ████ dude Michael like grew ████ hair to here dude he looks dope it was cool it was Co he's like Rambo hair is he still killing people I don't think I think he gave it up he just writes scrip I think he retired I think he looks like he writes scripts at Starbucks now yeah he looks like a film director now he does look like a director he's out of the game there was a couple parts during the night where I was talking to like I was talking to Jared a couple times and I look over and I see smack and Tiff and they're talking but they're also side eying and like kind of talking ████ about me as they look over so did did smack say anything she say what she was talking ████ about or did they I'll tell you later I'll tell you later wait what do you mean dude hey whoo who who who W they're side eye and they're like I got a verbal commitment by the way what do you mean that that your chick's going to come on she kind of did say that she
15:12 totally did come on where here that's tight and she said that we the the idea is we have to change her voice and blur her face no CIA style yeah we we voice modulate but everyone knows what she looks like that's better it's fine it's suggested we get an actress with an in ear and tip just says her answers to her no no no no you need cuz you need there's no you can't replace like a a man's woman's reaction when you talk about the man y like you could just have like this reaction and you're like oh ████ I know what that TI would light me on fire dude she was bro she was letting you have it she she that's her that's her favorite thing to do these days is light me on Fire Let's Get on the hot seat that's what I mean still do it gladly oh Johnny came through too yeah I saw that hey Tiff look saw Johnny Chang she goes was hey a guy with the tattoos and I was like yeah what about him she's like is he any gang
16:03 or something and I was like yeah I believe so and I'm like he's a pastor now she goes oh cool oh wow her voice changed she was like oh wow Pastor oh okay I think the biggest trip for me was uh Jason chenny in interacting with his wife dude they're so ████ funny he has a real wife dude they're so funny really cuz every time I look at Jason I'm like who would marry you yeah yeah yeah like you're a sweet dude but like I I want to see the personality that matches you and then she's like normal yeah and I was like why you so normal you thought she was going to be too but she normal I wanted two awkward people it's a track though but she's like super normal and I was like Oh I thought you were going to be funny is she taller than him no they're
16:53 like a cute couple like if Jason didn't open up his mouth they're like they're like a average paent couple he's like all Meek and shy around her he's like he's like a little school boy around her and ████ he's kind of like looking at her and like avoiding eye cont the conversation we were having with the couple where Jason was he was saying he's like don't you think my baby's ugly my baby's ugly that's what he was doing like that and then we were like no we don't we probably don't think your baby's ugly dude like let me see a picture and the whole time she's like no she's really cute she's really cute but he's like my baby ugly like campaigning opposite direction and he shows the baby real cute baby he's like that in real life I was like hey Jason meet Julia jul meet Jason and then jul oh hi I'm Julia and Jason is like I've seen you on the channel before and then like Julie yeah I'm on the channel and he's like this is getting awkward like what the ████ funny dude he
17:44 said that yeah so you know they got a kid right so they got um and I was like oh that's cool so like did you have to plant it out and and he goes yeah we had to plant it because we had IVF because my sperm is very low I like all of our Jason chines in fres yeah we have a little different take because my spurm is very weak and very low count almost like a weird Donald Trump subin was so excited to meet Johnny really you know subin is like yeah he was like asking him to take photos and he was like hey can we Squat and go like this okay that's what I was wondering I was like this is the most awkward pairing I didn't know if you guys went through a pH of photos like who's the most awkward to put together Johnny's so nice cuz like we were trying to take a photo of Johnny and soon jump say hey Johnny come on man let's do he's sweet so funny it is a weird
18:35 collection like Hannah kept saying like when you look at this group it's like it just doesn't make sense they shouldn't be friends it just doesn't and I'm like you know what that's kind of been the whole theme of JK like if you seen from the beginning to the end like every time we get together it's like these guys just don't fit like they don't dress the same they're probably not the same religion or anything and I'm like why are they all hanging out together like it's just the weirdest collection it does make sense that none of those people will ever hang out again unless we like make them until we bring them together but they had they had their own interactions so like you know people you see people like intermingling was pretty cool and it wasn't like tense and awkward like that you would see like oh there's a bunch of Republicans and some liberals here I don't know how the ████ they're getting along but everyone's like sworn enemies and then they're getting along cuz of JK was there anybody you guys were trying to avoid actively during the pot luu Ryan you
19:26 want to go first I was trying to avoid hasagawa the whole time why but he sat right next to me as ████ guy cuz he looked too smooth with his leather jacket I can't avoid him cuz he has too much wo and Coogi so he's like ████ all over me he's like he's like how do you feel about us killing it so hard all right dude oh Jared was updating us about his Jerry situation dud he said after he came up here like 50 DMS that night from the Viet when are we ████ like just straight up when are we ████ he was like I love J Dude ████ came all the way from Vegas he drove from Vegas to come so jar the the he his type is he loves Southeast Asian women that's his favorite ████ they're called Jerry and so the code name so that's how him and his friends can like uh go around gyms and talk about the gym and then like his friend will be like yo there's a bunch of Jerry's in here he's
20:16 like wait why why did they come up with the name is it cuz the name is Jared Jared so they just made it like Jared and Jerry's yeah they call him jerries and we talked about on JK news and in that day like 50 Jerry's hit him up got it did any of them like sign seal and deliver oh I think he did like 48 of them if someone DMS and says when we're going to ████ yeah it's I'm pretty sure it's happening BR it's ████ that's amazing hey this is an amazing it is we're facilitating dude dude not only do people get laid layups on JK like the guests but within the fan base there are people that have become married because that was their first like pickup line like oh you watch JK to or like they like they saw a girl at the Bobba shop she's watching JK you watch JK news too and that was like the first thing oh like our uh one of our patrons the one
21:06 that was a zoomed in with us remember and then oh yeah they found common ground because they're both fans yeah that's dope D you imagine now it's like it's like an Uncle Sam uh uh ████ t-shirt at the airport and then eyes across the other terminal it's Uncle chin and then they start ████ each other and stuff just like B Joe's face start smashing and they're dudes and they're like we didn't know we were gay so good uh so now that you missed this event like what's the next thing we should do like social event that you'll Poss what do you suggest cuz this is a hit good job which month is your busiest and we'll make sure we'll schedule on that one stupid I mean I think the boys should do a trip oh that' be pretty cool just like our own trip guys only yeah just this group right here oh this six oh okay so not um where you want to go not the the
21:57 the big pot looku kind kind of thing n no no too many people too much money you know too much whatever right but like give us about 6 months to save up no we can do something cheap an inexpensive trip okay or Vegas but just like not the expensive version thank you well let's get a pet p house at Circus Circus or camping oh yeah I'm done with that ████ that oh no way I'm ████ that oh cuz he likes to sh he likes to shampoo no he just needs me connected to the Discord true but yeah just I think us doing like our own camaraderie trip you know waking up at 5 in the morning hiking up to the top of mountain we used to do that all the time until there was dysfunction in the group but now that there's not I think that's a great idea but if we all went to Hawaii dude that's different from yeah I love it I still we got to do
22:48 the thing where we run June while he's that would be that would be really cool we got do that you know what's funny it's like the two places we went and did JK trips the most I just live in now Trump trump to and no that would be really cool if we do a a JK trip to Hawaii uhh and then um we steal the tip jar yes you saw that ████ crazy we take turns oh yeah there is a Trump Tower there is a Trump Tower or it's a it's a hotel we go to the Trump Tower hey that's Trum Tower it looks nice yeah that's full circle right there really good continuity although it might be going away soon they want to do a Rebrand are they going are you space laser that ████ too I think maybe because of the C the clientele or I don't know maybe it's to there's yeah it's a very blue State I
23:38 know we're in the 20 minute Mark when we're talking about space laser
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