0:00 [Music] and so uh has everybody been hearing about this ████ biggest storm that's hit the uk in recent years called storm arwin no what a dumb name you know it's a literal storm [Laughter] actual weather storm when stuff starts like that they go this thing's storming london usually it's not a literal story it's like a trend it's like halle berry all right anyways um so a huge storm named storm our wind has hurricane like a storm yeah like a weather storm like whatever whatever you would learned in like fourth grade about storms that precipitation hail
0:50 the weather would you say stormy like a sexual storm what other stars what other storms could there be is the tornado in like a penis form that's just coming in and out there's not a tree now i want to know is it sucking things yeah it's the eye of the storm things after it throws um so yeah the storm's going crazy over a quarter million people have like lost power grids and electricity and stuff like that um people have died and whatnot but specifically there's a group of people that have been trapped in britain's highest pub since friday evening here here comes the upside 6th of november enjoying ████ the pub enjoying lovely karaoke nights as they spend their nights inside the 17th century uh style so they're just stuck in a bar because the storm happened
1:41 while they were drinking yeah and they're like look can't go to work might as well just keep drinking damn they actually are there to celebrate a band called no asis which is a tribute to oasis no oasis they're they're it's amazing it's amazing anthony did you name that band no i swear that's really good right now we're here this is anthony part of the article i'm a fan no he's just promoting his band no aces get it so they get trapped in there they've got makeshift beds couches they you know they're like quizzing each other watching films on the big projectors pretty much ████ paradise it's paradise slash hateful late i'm sure uh they're being served a buffet meal with what's like left in the in the restaurant and stuff but ultimately they're snowed in is there a tab that they're all gonna
2:31 have to pay at the end of this whole ████ because that would oh that would be sure either that or like they continue to stay snowed in and then eventually cannibalism oh yeah that's good that's also you know the owner's not saying anything about tabs he's not even bringing it up he's all just eat up yeah and then once they open the doors here's your tab here's your attack there's your ████ racking up the bill dude it doesn't sound kind of fun though it wouldn't be like oh yeah ████ fun too obviously we're not going to ████ have one week slumber party by choice one of these in the pub oh dude i always wanted to get stuck in an elevator whoa that sucks that's like the worst case scenario cause you always hear those stories you're like oh man i wish that happened to me just so i could know what it feels like you you're the only one dude how are you gonna you gotta ████ and piss with your friends in the elevator it's kind of fun okay i'm on board okay how long were you how long were you i think ours was like five or six hours oh
3:23 it was on yeah the the it was with quests the whole crew the quest crew from the movies there was go i found it and you could move the tires it just got the main thing is it gets super ████ hot because when elevators truly shut down then so does the ventilation system so did you guys just get naked with each other no we actually didn't but where did you get but the crazy thing is we we actually inside edition covered it because we had video of the whole thing and then they they got they bought it from us and made a segment about us being stuck in the elevator where it does suck damn you guys make money no matter what it was it was after uh we got stuck in an elevator it was cal state fullerton it was like after the show and then we were gonna take the elevator the meet and greet and then we just went because there's too many people in it well thank god there were people like waiting for you because they're like where do they go yeah do six hours or whatever because they don't you like even if you can open it you have to have the fire department come and do it but
4:14 did they know you were stuck immediately yeah did you did you press the button oh ████ how did you find that so fast through the elevator way too many people in the elevator man the reality of it is just uncomfortable like it's like at first it's fun and it's like hilarious and then did you get claustrophobic no i didn't but a couple of other guys did dude no one had a pee i i mean i don't we didn't get that far so that five hours five hours a long time it's a little longer than i remember it could it was it was a long last time though it's probably like 30 minutes yeah half an hour these people exaggerate so much actually it wasn't really stuck
5:06 there's one guy by the elevator just keeping the door closed it was a weight limit issue yeah there were too many people in it too many fat bucks yeah also those things aren't lying because i always read it and i'm like man i'm just ████ right but every time it it's too heavy it beeps it goes big maybe it did but village campuses they always have the sketchiest elevators like all the colleges i went to like elevators were always breaking down the worst in china that's that's when i got stuck in it so in china they don't give a book about maximum capacity it's just a matter of like can you get in the elevator or not right so literally every single time it's like the subway in japan you know what i'm saying people are just trying to make the cut and i remember there was one time we were at our old partner studio and the the literal capacity thing says 16 people
5:56 and uh all of us are trying to bum rush and get into the elevator and we all get in and it's already kind of hella packed and we're all standing there and then mike's song comes late right he looks and he's like uh i'm not gonna get that right i'm like nah dude ████ it let's go it's all right ████ he gets in and then literally like once the door closes after a couple of seconds it's just and just like stops halfway down and we're stuck in that we're gonna be stuck here for like 40 minutes right but at the first moment when we get stuck everybody's like yo what happened are we over capacity and then i look up and i'm like 16 people i look back and i start counting like i look at mike i'm like oh dude you [Laughter] it's totally my fault for telling him to do that but yeah so how did it open we ended up standing there for ████ uh like probably 30 minutes to 45 minutes also really claustrophobic and like some
6:46 people get really uncomfortable and when somebody else is really uncomfortable right no matter how like it's ████ uncomfortable what floor are you guys trying to get to we were already on the 18th floor and then we got stuck in like the 16th and a half it like went down a little bit and then just got someone trying to pry it open we tried to but where the half and you can't really open it and then like this everyone always does that that ████ don't work that ████ don't work i love to found it yeah as if you can't see the line that's a square that signals that this is this is a door that might be some hollywood ████ that we're like oh for the movie we need somebody to be able to get somebody in the elevator and it's probably not real does that actually always work is there really an openable latch always there there is but it's always covered now it's covered by like a great or like a or whatever they cover it can't tell that it is a hatch yeah they're like too many ████ spy movies ruining this
7:37 right and how come it's always up why not down like why down that and go with that so you just drop right to the bottom joe let me let me let me give you a visual demonstration of why it's not on the bottom because if it's on the bottom and the elevator happens to go down then you're going to see yourself smash and then it benefits up you can hold on to the rope yeah because i would go down and then i would swing to the other door oh yeah like a monkey bar what are you what are you not everybody could do that though only the high-class elevators have swings on the bottom oh my god i think i think the best place to get stuck is the amazon distribution center oh so like in the zombie apocalypse i'm headed there is there food there though yeah they have everything everything everything they got have everything there that's what they
8:27 have yeah gingerbread noodles way better than non-shim dude really yup they got food they got ████ they got jabba they have weapons weapons they probably have they have blow up mattresses and blankets yeah yeah vibrators does amazon have blood they got everything just they got vibrators i bet they have the dark knight the dark knight the dark knight blow up doll no have you heard of the dark knight the dark knight oh dude we gotta show it we gotta show it it's a jack off machine that's amazing no dark knight the dark knight you could suction cup it against the wall and it ████ you this isn't the dark knight but this is funny on amazon why why do people still ████ buy these because it's cheap because cleanup is easy
9:17 is it though well that's my question with with sex dolls is clean up you just hold it down is that but you just squeeze it but then you take it outside the hose and then someone knows that you have a you have a sex doll or they're disposable or you shower with it yeah those expensive ones though because then you you use vagina for one and round two the mouth and then you eventually get to clean it because if you don't clean it and um your spooge dries it'll get scratchy and then your penis will get all like scratched up and so you need to clean it but i don't understand they never describe how you how you clean it that part's on you man yeah it's like do you have to stick your finger in with like a microfiber towel probably oh i think they have a detachable ████ i would design it that way you gotta look for the deluxe ones you ever typed in deluxe sex dolls those are just people
10:09 those are rubber people yeah to a level we're like wait these are just humans the package comes in it's like moving and breathing you're like hello they're making them with ai now right but i always think like you know that's too much bro yeah how are you gonna like program the ai because it's nerds programming list yeah so there's gonna be no challenge you're not gonna get a challenge because the nerds gonna be like no they have to say yes all the time all the time no matter what i say yes yes yes yes it's not gonna be fun like do this position yes do this position yes you want some challenge no it's gonna be like i would really say a no every ninth time yeah i just gotta ask you eight more times yeah i don't know like i think the programmers they have to have like quote unquote cool people programming the dialogue
10:59 just so like it feels real the nerds never get laid either i hate this robot it's too real someone made this too difficult friendzoned me i told you not to hire tony he's too cool or anthony lee anthony lee programs he's gonna have sex with all the ████ haters you
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