0:00 seeing taica just watching like TV and then he picks up the remote off the coffee table what the and he puts it back down and I was like I don't even know why you wanted I was like what [Laughter] [Music] the welcome back to a very insightful and special episode of the careful boys where today we're going to put Bart in a situation to explain how he would take care of certain things okay so here's the concept the ████ we're all going to think of things that happened to us or things that we did as kids that maybe got us in trouble oh cool is this off the Record or article what the fck off the Record does it sound like an article
0:50 yeah dog I I just s like the position you're putting me in can you just accept it it's your show he's roasting right now you going take that so we're going to think about things that we maybe did as kids where we like ████ up but then we're going to ask Bart if taica did that today how would he do justice and and dis disciplinary actions all right okay cool I think we're getting a lot of forgiveness in this episode is no discipline how about the time that I uh I I tricked this kid to jump off the swings I taught him how to jump off the swings and then when he did it I went to the I met him at the bottom and I kicked him in the nut you did that I got a pink slip how old are you sixth grade so wait you told him to open his legs at the bottom of the slide and you went down the slide like with your ████ jumping off the swing dude
1:40 jumping off the s i was jumping off the swing doing going like doing splits and he was like oh how do you do that and I taught him knowing I tricked him so that he would do it and I would meet him at the bottom and just kick and then the the teacher the eighth grade teacher saw me and he gave me a lecture about uh how I learned for the first time that you he won't be able to have kids if I kick him why why did you want to do that sounds funny sounds funny did you say why would an 8-year-old need to have kids you sicko you sick ████ you perverted ████ but he didn't tell my parents last minute he just he gave me the pink slip and then uh when when I was so freaked out he'd let me be scared for a day wa wait don't go to any concepts of punishment even though your parents didn't find out what what would you do dude that's ████ tough man okay so 6-year-old 11 I would probably have to go
2:31 with that was pretty funny cuz I do give props that is pretty funny you would say that to TA I tell him I tell him now he'll do crazy ████ and I tell him now I try to like I try to give him all my perspectives on what happen and I still let him make his own choices you know what I mean like I try not to like you have one action and there's literally only one label for that one I try not to do that I try to go okay this is what you did this is the different ways you can look at it are you going to do it again or whatever and I try to like they go too conceptual this the specific lesson so for him how do you keep me from doing it again and feeling bad well I'd be like dude that's pretty funny look at look at Nick like he's taica I'm hit hey Nick or ta that was pretty funny but uh our goal remember we talked about it we're trying not to get kicked out of school that's
3:22 the goal that's that's a lofty one that's a big one it's not a big one if your dad's been kicked out of like four schools that's true that's true so for me I always felt like I sneeze and I'm gone so try try uh remember we talked about that and so I've also told you to keep your hands to yourself so I'm going to have to whoop your ass okay Papa that's what I'm going to say how do you how do you hold back from immediately going I whoop his ass I'm like you ████ up and but then I got to let you know that was funny but it's still ████ you put those two together and maybe you could find another way of doing that funny ████ without having true consequences ruining some kids how do you hold back from not grabbing him and say what the ████ the first thing that's hard I think that would be because the first thing you do is you explain and then you go what the ████
4:12 and two-part question what is whooping his ass so the first one of that is it's tough because anytime you talk to a child it has another Roi attached so you have your immediate investment and then what's going to come back 10 years later so if I go what the ████ he has trauma later on for sure so I have to control myself to kind of like be as calculated as I can to not do what my parents did to me and then now I ████ hate my parents yeah but you had trauma and you're still successful and happy right I don't know if I'm happy I don't know if I'm successful but I do have trauma that's what's the whoop his ass part so the whoop his ass part I'm like dude by the time you're ████ a teen I don't know I'll probably just bend him over and spank him like 20 times as yeah you're six sixth grade right it's
5:02 like 11 10 11 yeah that's not a teenager I'm like you dude you you have common sense and if you don't then here's ████ 10 Common senses in your ass one two three so I with Bart's judgment if a terrorist blew up an Orbeez building and the ████ Orbeez went all over the ████ place the judge is like I have to say that was funny but you are going away for a long time hilarious I cannot be a judge cuz I will cuz he bases it on the level of Comedy if it was funny anybody else have any time when I was a kid I uh I was able to get my how old cuz it's it's very age specific I think 15 so you can still get spanked well not 15 I'm going just sock you up dude yeah can you listen to the crime first
5:52 can you first listen to the crime you're already getting socked up just no reason so I got my I got my older homie to buy me a a nice little porno magazine from the liquor store right and so you know as an older cousin Flex I was able to give this porno magazine to my cousin who left it in the bathroom when he was wanking off one time he left it on the toilet and then his his parents found his dad found it or whatever right he's stressing for like days he was like oh my God I don't know what happened right and then eventually his dad pulls him uh aside and it's like hey like who you been hanging around with and he already knew that this is where it was going to go so he red me out right away he was like it was Anthony it was Anthony what a ████ what an ass your dad should have kicked his ass yeah we're 15 or something like that he red you out at 15 that's crazy
6:42 should choked him out family though you know what I mean it's okay and uh and so obviously now if you were my uncle all right what would you do if I was your uncle yeah cuz like I I if Ty was 15 I was 15 and I gave him a porno and he was busting in the bathroom he left and then you found it and you were like who you been hanging around with and then you found it it was me there's zero consequence for that what the ████ zero consequence That's like ████ drinking a Sprite when you're eating pizza what the ████ I'm like I'm like you you're 15 you're horny as ████ pure to jack off I'm like but this is a public bathroom that you're using it in so if you could just dispose of your material so Mom doesn't see or if our guests come they don't see if Grand drma comes she doesn't see that would be pretty cool jacket in the
7:32 shadows yeah keep jacket in the shadows don't let us F keep it in the shadows jacket in the shadows just like how you don't see Mom and Dad ████ doggy style in in the living room I know you're horny you it's just a little naughty yeah you got to get your jollies off I'm like but just keep get joles off look I know you got to come that's that's how I start listen you put a hand on shoulder you got to guess at 15 yeah that makes certain at 15 yeah I'm not going to I would get more it's more my mom my mom would be more pissed cuz for me it's more about being inconsiderate that this is a public space you know what I mean like if this is the if this is like the bathroom that everyone uses you want your mom coming in here seeing that ████ like this it's also like cover Your Tracks huh what is it you an amateur but I'm you're going to jack off dude that's like taking a ████ and not what if the magazine is like black booty Patrol or some ████
8:23 that's tight like that's pretty interesting it was a gay man magazine yeah oh yeah same thing you're ████ 15 or just horny you could be animal I don't know it could be animals it could be beastiality I don't care what if it's like Elder porn yeah if it's some weird ████ I might send a ████ Google calendar invite to schedule another meeting cuz I need some I need sometime of debrief myself and go what the ████ is going on and then talk again if you got ta with a Elder por dude what if what if it was if it's real estate ladies are you really proud that's this is my kid know God wow that's my ████ I know what you are crazy I know what you see he's like I'm going to confiscate this magazine I know what you see in them do you get do you get pill geoide you go that's like me baby
9:14 we did good we did it Jo to be fair I didn't get in trouble at all right yeah yeah wow you didn't no okay like I'm you know what I mean yeah it's like drinking a that's what I'm saying it's like drinking a Sprite drink like eating a pizza okay how's about this piz like it's gay Pizza try this on for size I'm U jeez whenever home alone came out I was we were watching it a bunch and all ████ I probably was 93 say 92 yeah I'm like 8 years old and my little brother I was like oh I'll be so sick to like put a needle on the stairs oh my God yeah put a needle on the stairs so sick and have my brother step on it and then like it's like the movie yeah right so that's why you always have to tell kids like hey movies are fake what up guys thank you
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10:54 down the middle he would he and my finally my sister is like what the ████ are you doing basically and I'm like nothing nothing nothing and all this ████ and then she inspects it and she sees the needle and she's like what the ████ you crazy all this ████ so then yeah I got in all kinds of trouble you going to say you're proud of me or that's funny no that one I'm like no consequences I'm drinking the Sprite I would like physical harm like that I'd probably like what did you think was going to happen and try to explore what his where his brain's at and goes oh it's probably going to be funny or whatever it's going to hurt I'm like yeah it will hurt and I'm like this is how it feels I'll grab the foot oh ████ you grab the foot get a needle boom this is what this is what your brother would have felt like are you going to do it again that's probably what I do that's it would have been but I have not to correct you he would have not only hit the needle but he would have fallen down the ████ stair wait
11:45 you had so got you had to grab ta's foot stab the needle and push him off the stairs and throw paint buckets at him and ████ damn the pipe that's on rope this thing and and and toast his hand with an iron tarantula on the head I do feel like by eight they have like a good sense of like common sense like have a like like action reaction you know so if they don't then I'm like they do but the addition of action reaction and consequences sometimes eludes us yeah for sure if you have to sit down and critically think you're like oh yeah that makes sense but like usually Your Action Reaction you're like okay I knew it was bad enough where I tried to hide from my sister as soon as she saw something sus was going on right so I knew it was bad enough but I didn't think it was that bad that's the problem
12:36 that's true it's always like it's never like that bad yeah that bad like um I told the story before but around ta's age I got into my brother's toolkit and then I found a pliers and then my dad had some pianos he was repairing and I went through all the wires I opened up it was exposed you know how the the wires I just went [Laughter] you know holy ████ ████ what would you do if Tao did this and my dad was in the in in the house doing a piano lesson so you know he's out here you hear that in the background yeah and I'm like but that wasn't his primary piano no he he also
13:27 fixed piano god so there were pianos in the garage but he had to be proud because he Joe was matching the ████ key with the piano Lon playing top six with yeah so he came out he did O to Joy so with that one um I would probably cuz I'm I'm the only I could relate that to would be like something that's valuable to me which would probably my drum set and he popped all the heads or whatever or what if he went to your like home gym and was Breaking All the like parts that lift the he was welding them all together so I I would explain I would explain to him that what he did was very costly and then so now he owes me so you know he gets like basketball cards or whatever like he gets to earn money I'm like financially ruin yeah that's like 3GS so the next however much we'll we'll do we we'll do weekly tallies of all the stuff that you usually do and you get paid for
14:17 now you have to pay for what you just teach him about debt so he understands that credit card teach him about serious debt are you putting interest on that though you're ████ Ru no interest what about uh annual fee you annual fee and there's no ass whoop what's The Vig on that maybe he gets he gets points points back dang okay all right all right what about if uh I'm starting to realize that we always had just one answer to our consequences I realized how uncreative my parents are at punishment all of us just got our ass CU I think most people it's you're just emotional so for that it's probably Joe price got his ass whooped cuz his dad so ████ pissed and I think that's how all of us our parents creativity was just like what am I going to use to whoop the ass today you know what not me my parents didn't whip my ass but I got spanked spanking was real you know what worked on me more than anything was very similar to yours is I remember when my
15:08 dad was younger and I was like six or seven my dad had a really like passionate hobby of Photography and a nice Nikon camera and he used to make these albums of like sick ass photos one day I took his uh camera and I you know the part that rewinds the film yeah you had back in the day to manually do that I started turning it really fast and it just broke and snapped off and my I remember my dad looking at it and just going cuz like we didn't have a lot of money back then so he couldn't get another one and he just quit photography and he never shot another like nice photo ever again that's ████ extreme it was like 1989 and and it made me feel so bad I never like ████ up any I would have rather taken an ass beating yeah I me too I wanted an ass beating dude that was his lesson for you he he was still doing photography on the side just hit it from you instead he just like was like holding his camera and just looking at it just like this and I
15:58 was a kid like waiting for an ass beating it didn't it didn't come and I felt so bad I would rather have an ass beating than that I'd rather have an ass beating we got to buy your dad a camera that's so sad yeah I think that's a pretty good punishment yeah we should pitch in you guys sad hey take the winnings and buy your dad at camera believe my wins here yeah leave my wings to I didn't agree on that I mean I guess the closest theme to that was seeing taica just watching like TV and then he picks up the remote off the coffee table the ████ and he puts it back down and I was like I was just I just like thank you I don't even know why you wanted to do that okay so that was kind of funny honestly it was though I was like what the
16:49 ████ he was about to launch it straight into the TV and I'm like bro you're not going to be to watch any movie was he watching sports no that and he just decided not to what the ████ if I saw my kid do that and the Colts are blowing another lead I'm like give me the ████ controller I want to throw it but I do know kids are impulsive they just have a feeling and they just want to do it I almost uh killed my friend I was at remember uh that Park where we filmed the uh Sweet Tooth music video and you picked up a goose yeah so it's called ainger park right so yeah he got dropped off at my house my my um is this a nursery rhyme I got to paint the picture it's a it's a big park with a lot of geese
17:39 everywhere lot of duck and there's a huge pond in the Middle with an island right and uh his parents dropped him off my parents took us to the park we're like playing right I just had this funny thought like of pushing them into the water you know how like there's always this you throw someone in the pool or whatever right so I just ████ launched him into the water and he couldn't swim oh so ████ started drowning and drinking this water and I froze I was like holy ████ right and there was this Mexican dude fishing next to me and he saw it he just jumped in grabbed my friend and then brought him up and he was coughing and ████ and then the whole time my parents were like why did you do that why did you do that and I was just like Frozen and I didn't know what to do
18:31 and I'm like that's not how I thought this would play out so what would you do in that situation that's a good one t push his friend water and he'll ████ drown I probably that was funny whoop his ass right away right then and there what yeah I'll probably pull his pants on start whooping his ass but I'd argue it's the kid's fault for not knowing how to swim there's that too no no no the par immediately honestly I'll probably whoop his ass right there and there wow that's a big one cuz to me I I feel like the punishment has to match like what the the goal is always not the punishment the goal is always making sure that the lesson is learned the sity yeah and so I think the severity has to match like if you almost killed someone you I need to make sure you never do that again and I don't know if words hey honey what did you think was going to
19:22 happen you saw those bubbles going down I don't know if a ████ three paragraphs is going to make him go oh yeah I'll definitely not do that again I didn't know that I thought I thought swimming was like walking where everyone knew how to do it privilege you live by the water your whole life dude the funny thing is that's that's how I learned how to swim my dad just threw me in and I was drinking some chlorine water but I was in shock I was like what if ta did the thing that Joe did where he embarrassed his parents when they had guests over oh yeah remember when he's like yeah where he's like you don't even like these ████ people why are they here they said they want you to leave do you remember that story so we had guests over and I I think I had a new game or something I really wanted to ████ play this game and I was telling my mom and she goes we have to entertain
20:12 our guests and I was like ████ well maybe if they went home I could play my game so I went outside and then I just told them like my parents said you guys are overstaying you're welcome and then they got so embarrassed they're just like oh ████ well we got to leave then you know and my parents like I we did not say that wait why did you say that we did not say that and then they they scurried off and I was like ████ yes video game time right and then we were all basically I totally forgot but I they just bought me a Sega video game he's trying to rationalize the ████ well it was basically Super Mario Brothers 3 again I just got a Sega Genesis oh Sonic but I remember like it was it was
21:03 everything about it was like that's all I wanted to do what game is The Ultimate Bar response no so that uh that literally happened yesterday so we we got taica this game um that's why I said video game but his game was have you guys played the Jelly Bean game it's like Wheel of Fortune and it tells you which game and which Jelly Bean it goes on and some of them could be like blueberry and the other one could be like cat farts Bart I'm 38 years old oh you like try mystery oh yeah he was like foaming at the mouth and like all this family was over at at Gio's house and he was like foaming at the M we play the other play other game and he wants to go in the the middle and I was like well this middle part is shared space I'm like if you want to play with your cousins you guys can go in the room and play that game he goes no I want to play with everyone I was like then go ahead and ask everyone and if everyone's down to play Let's Play so he actually went to every hey would you
21:53 like to play the jelly game with every Aunt uncle whatever and everyone's like uh sure he's like this yes so we went to go get the Jelly Bean game and now the whole family played together and we flick the ████ Wheel of Fortune thing we're all eating burnt rubber or ████ W dog or whatever and it turned into and it became such a thing where people were spitting it out that uh one of the other kids grabbed the trash can that was in the kitchen and put in the living room cuz as soon as someone was eat they would ████ spit it into the the trash can it became like a family thing okay so that ended really nice but I think the focus the same it's not the same because I asked my mom and she said wait until they leave but that's what I mean my reaction's different so I think your mom excused you right away like this is not a possibility for me I'm like well it should what if like what if Tim Kennedy was over and then Tao went up to Tim Kennedy was like Bart said you have to leave oh that yeah like he just lied
22:44 you're Bart's like ████ reading legal documents here no no no I thought you I thought it was the crime and then the reaction how is my reaction different let's say that he let's say ta lied ta and Joe had the same crime yeah no no the crime is not he wanted to play by himself ta wanted to play with every what crime did T commit he asked people to play a game it's not the same crime crime making it up I sabotaged the it's not true the Gathering the Gathering so I could do what I want to do like if ta was like he went to Tim Kennedy and went in the other room Bart said you were overstaying you're welcome and then Tim keny T and it's because Tao wanted to play ████ Jelly Bean by himself and Tim kenned is like oh ████ well I should probably leave and then you're like no no no it's not that's not we didn't say that ████ but then he scurried off but then because he's a kid adults go oh he's telling truth and I was standing by the driveway going ████ yeah video game time bro then Tim Kenny goes outside
23:35 gets up on this on the kick plate of his ████ truck opens it up and and drives away yeah I think there would probably be a lesson about lying and how we all have to take turns with what we want to do so it' probably be I don't think it would be ass beating but it' be some sort of lecture on like um you have to have patience and then when we have guests over it is about the guests a lecture that's pretty good it's not sever lifted off the ground they ████ pulled me back and ████ me up they ████ double team me dude weren't you sitting there with the Sega control in your hand not yet cuz that to me it's not severe it's not like he didn't kill anybody you know it's just like I see what you really wanted to do those are the measurements that is insane to me kill somebody well the other one Joe almost killed someone right so like that's an ass beating I think I think it's intention cuz one was malicious I
24:27 was trying to destroy all about you and wanting to play your the other one you're just a kid you don't know that someone can die so like I think you don't think it's selfish for Tekk to to ruin your night just so he can play his game or you or potentially ruin your then that's a psychological thing right it's like um cuz I think so the older you that's why I think it's so age specific because the older you get the more intention matters yeah the younger you are it needs to be like nature right a dog plays with a bee gets stung never play with plays with the be ever again so I think when you're a kid you push a kid into the pond if they're ████ six you need to just whoop his ass cuz it's like he'll never do that ever again he doesn't know what he's doing at all up until maybe he's like8 n or 10 so the more he can reason the more I'll reason with him so if he's six and he's telling everyone to leave it's just it's a
25:18 matter of patience if he just thinks my time is worth more than your time so that's why I would give them the lecture of like we need to take turns I see how that makes sense but I just feel like the older and the bigger we got the more more severe the punishment or no consequences if I got a lecture I'm like ████ yeah dude 100% just work lecture was El lecture was basically a presidential pardon I mean but lecture number two comes always comes with consequences so it's like the first cuz the first one I always give you the benefit that you don't know so there's lecture and then there's lecture so Tim Kennedy leaves right he gets it tulsy gabard comes and that happens again then I'm whooping his ass I'm like you already got the lecture the first time you get all the benefit of it out the first time what if like Tim Kennedy leaves it's not tsy that comes next time it's me who comes yes thank you you get me son do
26:10 that you are my son do that again dab attack every as soon as soon as Anthony comes on the driveway go to the edge of the driveway and tell them the same thing edit this last K do not welcome here hold a f side make a sign and have ta hold it when he pulls up dude that's a funny thing to make do as a prank hey Bart what's the volume of your voice during this lecture that's key for me oh yeah oh it's low it's probably oh he's too controlled dude my dad would have a megaphone in my ear bro remember when we kept making Steve sound like his childhood was super easy and he's all yeah you got my mom was sucking my dick and my lectures are never lectures they're all just questions every time I talk to Tao it's all questions so he comes up with the answers so it's an
27:01 actual conversation great I don't want I don't want to give him the answers we're just jealous we're just mad Nick wrote that joke for me I read it
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