0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to cuerado Migos amigos amigos Jesus [Applause] yes okay okay saying a lot call himself a stupid uh China China man yeah China right China well welcome back Jesus by the way you know what's ████ up Latino called every Asian person that's the same thing but they don't even like describe it like that they just call it like it's our ████ name how do you guys I prefer when they say chinito like a small a little Chinese
0:56 yeah when I used to work with a lot of Mexican homies um at the warehouse they would um they would call me by my name they were never in the office mommy mister or they were coming and then once I felt accepted Easter is when they call me they call me Paisano oh and I'm not like me I'm your Paisa all right cool you're in hey look how crazy [Music] don't take offense of that I feel like it's never used in a negative connotation anytime Mexicans always said Chino is like in the term of endearment right yeah I've never seen sad Mexicans either do
1:48 you look like this do they make those yet you see them on the side of the freeway they don't even look sad they're like happy to sell you a flag this is either life is miserable they're living under the bridge [Laughter] you know [Music] [Laughter]
2:40 just a floss straight back to the eggs go back to their miserable huts and be like hey do you want to say hi you know I came to the town I know you have five kids with a guy who's a bum drinks all the time but uh I'm making money in the states hey does it work though it works though ████ yeah it works dude look at the big belt buckle from the swap meet with a snake on it and ████ they'll be like look at this check out this snake belt buck tell you Dude that ████ citizenship American citizenship gets you a lot of places dude especially in Mexico you can get any ████ in Mexico dude you go to a club in Mexico you don't even have to hit on them you hold your passport up you want you want citizenship ████ they're just like oh yeah yeah the ████ don't leave me for a drug dealer you know what I mean right here yeah zero dependence wow
3:32 yeah sorry it's a ████ ████ that's going on patreon all right all right all right yeah please watch out oh boy right now dude hey man Spanish words you know yeah what other Spanish words uh donde estas that's a standard what the ████ is that that means where's the tango ungato and me pantalones I don't know he's got a cat sound those are the basic like I don't know why the ████ everybody learned that ████ Spanish one potato [Music] that's it wrong already then Spanish class like Peggy Hill's mom I mean uh Bobby Hill's mom because I learned it from rotarya oh that's good dude always make you ████ win
4:24 scorpion right that's the one everybody's looking for does your son taika recognize that he's Mexican now oh yeah he goes I speak three languages oh I don't know what do you speak he goes Chinese Spanish and English but he knows like English and then one word in each what's the word in Chinese he knows uh Apple like and then my grandma uh my mom's been calling him smart so toming what are those two words and in Spanish he knows uh Sandia Sandia first grade teacher he's gonna be like holy ████ this guy where he was he made
5:15 okay he's all over the place you know that's the biggest um like interracial marriages in California now is Asian and Latino dude Joe's been studying animation Americans pop up Latina Latinas are going for nice guys now I think they're ████ nice like I am down for like an Asian because they're nice you know what I think happens because you ages are very calm and chill Latinos are just like what the ████ you talking about you don't ████ know me like that you're like all right well I guess I want to get to know you again and ████ Latinos are just like oh well ████ ████ you then you can get to know me ████ what about me and there's like arguments and they make a baby who does the same ████ and just over and over and over sorry to trauma dude I think they're all just they're both
6:06 they're both they're both married to Latinas both oh yeah Latina eating in nursing school right they're all beating up at the hospital yeah everybody every time I tell someone I'm uh I'm married to us okay you're about to take it yeah every time every time I tell people I'm married to a gay is that what you said no every time I tell people I'm married to a salvi they always go like oh ████ you better watch out yeah that ████ is crazy yeah I'll say that but she but she pretty chill but there are moments she's so chill but there are moments where I go who are you like when she gets like really the Latina fire comes out yeah bro that ████ but like why did you ████ argue with me in my dream yeah yeah like like when you guys go to you're a ████ mean to me in my dream but you know I'm trying to be more machista you know oh I'm trying to be more of like a ████ man of my household dude you see that ████ is it
6:56 working like that dude I do like that no wonder he's been doing Jiu Jitsu and ████ is it more of an attitude because obviously people whoop her ass yeah first of all I like that first of all that's going to turn her on to relax yeah I'm like I could wreck and then you pull a guard yeah I'll pull your arm off your socket you can whoop ass so her her specifically yeah you can I mean obviously because she's like you know she's like 105 pounds right I'll ████ and she's injured right now too so you just gotta kick her leg Yeah yeah she's a ████ injured leg just kick the ████ sweep the leg come on come on but they like that huh they like that I don't know if she likes that because she looks at me like what the ████ are you talking about she pretty normal though she I think she's she's quite level-headed when you're around her dudes in her family yeah does
7:47 she want you to be more no I get along with them pretty well yeah like we hang out outside like her and her cousins like we ████ we chat we have our own group chats without her into it you know that's tight you hang out with you drink with them I don't drink but I kick with them oh yeah I don't drink with them they just they're not big drinkers these guys but Latinos they they cool the first hour and then once they start getting loot they start their eyes go from like yeah if I get to hey homie you wanna know something though yeah and I I never hey homie I never liked you homie I'm straight on I never ████ liked you homie but you know what now you're a ████ cool guy you know you're just like are we cool are we not cool you ever do something to her I'll do it to you
8:38 that's how it gets dude they start off cool and then that you know I mean they don't go to therapy I mean yeah so this is their thing you know how many uncles I've drank with and they're just like everything starts off cool funny stories and then I bring up a story about their dad and there's a itching up he never loved me yeah but Grandpa remember that Christmas and he came in all drunk he was crazy yeah he never used to beat me he's like all right there do you have your personal uh rankings for uh Latin women for the amount of either fire or type of yeah it's like does everyone go like oh Cuban girls they're the craziest oh cause we have that in the Asian one yeah oh we'll compare lists we have the most I heard that uh uh I heard
9:29 that um ████ I don't even know my list might not be accurate the same okay you don't come at me at the comment section you know what I'm all about it let's be racist let's just save space I heard that that uh um like that those girls are like the hottest but the craziest Venezuelan Venezuela chicks they're like hottest but craziest like they're like they'll switch up on you real ████ because they've been living under communism for so long and that's what it is that's like North Korea you know what it is like they like control but not that much eh yeah like ████ tickets I like you keeping tabs but are not that ████ much to it I'm gonna do what the ████ I want to do because of that ████ you know Trump Colombians are like known to be like hot and and all that but so both of them are just hot dude it comes the Coast
10:20 it's like a lemon swellings I heard that they're ████ like top tier like hot like even the ugliest ████ is like God damn yeah even like the war is like that's a bad ████ you know what I'm saying and then Colombians and then they're ugliest is All American seven Latinos is like argentinians they're just like very fancy they're just white people oh yeah they just like you know judge everybody after they want to be they feel like they're perfect are they borderline they're more like they're like white people almost yeah they're like kind of like yeah they're kind of like Europeans a lot of Nazis ran away to Argentina did you know that yeah which is interesting yeah which is interesting and a lot of argentinias and Nazi uh interracial marriages have been happening the biggest population yeah which also understands like they just want Argentina they don't want to mix with other people that's crazy you know what I was thinking about like like
11:10 Latino right I felt like let's just so you know how America it's like English British culture that's just mixed when I think of Latino it's like it's like it's still european-ish but it's mixed but it's spanish-based that's basically what it is right but it's European still like but because you know okay you know America English-speaking countries are not Spanish-speaking countries so like so like like so basically in America right my brain went [Applause] when they think of a Latino they don't think of them as white but there's a lot of white people in Latin America they just speak Spanish like all the weather ladies yeah but they look a hundred percent European they look they look 100 European like like about people that live in like a lot of people that live
12:00 in Mexico City a lot of them look really white that's what I'm saying no because I've been in Mexico and all that and then like there's a lot of well he tried anyway homie what are you trying to say that I feel like you're being disrespectful there's a lot of there's a lot of yeah disrespecting me in a weird way and I don't like it there's a lot of Spanish there's like a lot of Spanish-speaking Europeans right yeah or they look European but they're from like South America and then when they come to America they don't consider them white even though they're pretty much European I see that's from my Asian ice that's what I'm saying it's like it's like Premier Chino eyes from South that's that's what I'm saying in South America to me it's like they don't cap to me it's weird how they categorize race in America oh where they look at them as like Latino but then I'm like but half of them are white like Jill's Mom right blonde with green eyes
12:51 she comes here they call her ████ but exactly but then but she's more white than than Asians Latinos considered her to be white so she was stuck in no man's land yeah but like in South America what I'm saying is like there are people that are 100 European but all they do is speak Portuguese or Spanish so that's why they're considered a minority in America but they're white I say yeah yeah genetically yeah but also that's what I'm dealing with too like my generation is dealing with that ████ because it's like we're born here right but when we go to Mexico we're not considered Mac full Mexican we're like oh you're American Gringo Gringo because my Spanish is is not as like good as theirs yeah and they come to the United States and they're looking at all you're Mexican but it's like yeah but I'm not because I'm American and it's just like yeah so we're in this weird pocket of
13:41 like passports where am I getting accepted at and then that's why people like created the name Chicano Chicano yeah so Chicano became the thing of like your your Mexican-American what about latinx how do you feel about that yeah I don't know I don't know who made that up or what's going on a white woman was just concerned I feel like we need to just change it all all right I'm pissed for them it's just like why ████ I didn't complain you know what I mean like nobody like people did not complain about that and they just decided to add wait wait you're telling me right now on JK yes you're not supporting latinx bro whoa dude whoa dude yeah dude I do not support Landing I'm confused by latinx it's dumb isn't it it is dumb very dumb there's no Asian accent I know we can't we don't know who actually made latinx he's probably right
14:32 it's probably a white woman lady my dumbass first time I read it I was like latinx little tanks yeah that white woman came to the office and she just went Cheryl is everything okay no it's not is it Latina Latino what's going on I don't know what to call my my maid I'm so confused ain't that the truth well what would you like us to call it that ████ everybody just crisscrossed all right he's looking okay make it happen I wonder if it has anything to do with like gender because you know that's what it is that no that's why latinx is is because they're like oh the masculine yeah like why is it like Latina why is it Latino and then it's just like Latino
15:22 oh you're Latino and she's just like well I'm a Latina and then they're just like confusing people you're like latinx come on ████ accidents sounds like you're about it I think you're turned I think it sounds pretty good X looks good on you yeah dude I'm gonna wear a hat just as an X you're changing all the words so even like puto it's just boot X dude okay [Laughter] let's regroup
16:12 jolex [Music] [Laughter] I went down a deep dive of like well I'm like what am I supposed to say right like because there's Hispanic there's Latino and then have you seen where it says hispanic white hispanic whatever right and I was like what the ████ does that mean and what I found out is there's a group of Spanish descendant white people in like the Texas New
17:03 Mexico area and they consider themselves white but not American anglo-white because they're European like from Spain that's where their jet like ancestors are but they're that's why they're hispanic white that's why I was like what the ████ does all these things mean a lot of those government ████ um questionnaires are weird as ████ so if I'm filling it out for my son oh right right it'll be like race and like for race there's only like two like white Hispanic or white non-hispanic or whatever and then I'm like well he's not he's not yeah I guess he is Hispanic because I click that and then it goes to ethnicity and then you would think like certain bubbles like either delete options or expand on options and then it goes ethnicity and it goes like Asian and I'm like I think that's true
17:53 I am Asian Asian white Asian Hispanic person on the other end the guy's like what kind of freak is this dude there's a guy in the office [Music] what the ████ hey Greg get in here someone's ████ around their system even the Braves over here just like I've never seen such a human before Oh My Gosh Jason Bourne oh my God he's my next I'm just like clicking all the bubbles but then I clicked all the bubbles out of fly but yeah like when you look at it you're like this person doesn't make sense I don't have to look forward to it just went multiple choice yeah but but it's everything's truthful it just doesn't make sense you are a churro ████
18:45 but I think that's why you have to press other and you just make your own ████ other slash this slash a real ████ period I love the guy buying a computer doing a spin take [Laughter] god dude that's ████ that's classic right there laughs foreign
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