0:00 [Music] Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're talking about how our women would improve our videos. More women. How our our ladies would Oh, like more women. More women. More women. How like she would improve my life because I don't have to work. So, she just she sits here and does the yapping for me and then I get to chill. You should probably just tell all your secrets. Oh yeah, it'd be a tell all secret like when she did the um what was it? The actual size dick drawing. It's not It wasn't too dick. She really It wasn't to scale. She's so good on that. She you over, dude. She ████ you over. She ruined your reputation. I know. Not everyone thought I had a micro penis after that. I still
0:50 believe it. She tore down the mystique. I will never know. There's a huge mystique about that was just floating around. Yeah. Except Hannah, dude. There's a lot of width. That's what people thought. They saw this, they go, "Oh, that's Joe's dick size right here." Scale. She drew it a little bigger. She Yeah, it was bigger than that. Come on. Come on, dog. I don't know. It was It was a key. It was the size of a key. Yeah. Like one of like half of this. Yeah. Booking my flight for JK next. That's when our numbers started really sliding cuz people were like, I don't know if I believe in this guy anymore. Yeah. Yeah. After those videos, our vid our our numbers did drop. I know. Yeah. It was all about the big dick action in here for you. But then after that they're they lost hope. All hope in me. They're like, "I thought I knew you, Joe." Yeah. Yeah. It's true. Tiff I think Tiff would do a really good job. I think she would actually do really well.
1:40 Like when anytime there's like advice stuff like actual situ I think she would do a really good job, but she just would never. No, she would do that. No way. Cuz she she's like I'll get in trouble. She'll get in trouble once in a while. Oh, with her work. She It'd be bad if she was in a room while we're calling the women ████ all day. Yeah, it's going really well for me. I think No, I think that probably wouldn't be a big deal. Okay. I think it would probably when we're asking like would you rather ████ your mom or your dad? Oh, that's the one that's more I think she'd say her mom probably. You're answering for That's a good answer. I have to say that's a good answer mom. She's like if I had to She would always She would always go with just shoot me in the head. I'm like no, you can't use that. I want to do both. Yeah. She would say she would say her mom. Yeah. Yeah. I guess I know my wife pretty well. Nina being on here would be like season one Nick, you know? Yeah,
2:32 she she's real shy. I think obviously all she's very comfortable around all the ladies and they would be very very like you know inquisitive. So yeah, but I think you know she's pretty shy. Nina's not a party animal. No, it's more so she's really um she's very introvert. Then how did you guys get together when you're such a party animal? I think opposites attract sometimes. Mhm. That's such a weird thing. You're such a party animal. Such a weird. Everybody knows Anthony is a party. You start saying that from now on. I'm not a party animal. I just like having a good time. You could you could hire Anthony to go to your party and he'll be the life of the party. Yep. He'll start it up for you. He'll start the conga line. He'll do a conga line, dude. That's the only way you're going to get hands on people's hips. He says, "Come on. Come on." He says, "Come on. Come on. What are you doing? Hold my
3:22 hips. Hold my hips. What is it? What is it about a Congo line that just gets everyone excited? Cuz it there's no other way to Hey, it is pretty freaking hype, dude. There's no other way to get people's hands on the hips. Oh, really? Get your hands on your aunt's hips for people with no rhythm. You think it's like you think it's like the dorkiest thing, but when it happens, it's pretty ████ fun. I had a phase where um I couldn't wait and for like parties to have a conga line or a limbo. You're just You're just waiting. Limbo. Remember, dude, you guys ever had an a limbo obsession? Like being I don't know like in third grade and then you know that oh we're going to play limbo today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's like what the ████ Hell yeah. Break out the limbo stick, dude. That was a big thing in elementary school. Yeah, limbo. Yeah. Which one? Limbo. Red
4:13 Rover. Oh, Red Rover. You hit sticking these ████ or what? Red Rover. You trucking these chicks? I just think you'd be ████ at Red. She's She's dipping shoulders on these chicks, though. How do you play it? How did you know? I I don't I don't think I've ever played it. I heard of it. People lock their arms and you have to run through them. Yeah, but you got to call her name. Call the name. But I feel like I feel like you'd be like It' be like Red Rover. Red Rover. Send Colleen right over. Call Kaitlin. Call. I remember your name. And no. And I feel like you'd be like, "I don't want to go just cuz you what? You said my name. I got to go." Attitude, girl. Yeah. He's not. Wait, you have to break the link? Yeah. What if I don't want to go right now? Is this about uh the girls being on here or improving it with consultation? So far it's fine, but that's not exactly what I wanted. You know what I mean? Like what I wanted was like how would they like if they ever give notes about JK, what do
5:04 you think they would say? Oh, I see. I see. You know what's really sad is that for like around maybe like the first times I was coming around here, uh, Smack always had like really great suggestions and just like none. There's just no way. She's always like cuz you know she's really good at like figuring out what to do social media wise. She's like, "Oh, you should get the guys to do this thing. It's really trending. It's it'll be very easy." Like what? I'm like, "I don't think they're going to do it." Like what? They're too cool. Anything. Anything. There's a new We only do ████ when someone like Tim come like it's our friend. They're like, "Hey, can we do this thing?" Like for you, we will. There's a new one, but never for us. Yeah, there's a new thing every day that she's like, "If they if they're down to do it, this is really big." What about the challenge where we're all in red and then the lights hit and then we're in our lingerie or something? That was a trend. What fantasy are you having right now? That was a Tik Tok thing. I think that's a
5:54 Only Fans promotion. No, it's not. It was all porn. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was a thing. It was like you be a silhouette and then Oh, I saw this one other thing got viral. Yeah, I guess I guess I'm crazy. I saw I saw the same thing. Wa did articles about that. Nah, there's another one that's going viral where you put a mirror in the back and then you you bend over, you can see your ████ butt naked, but it's the mirror so you don't get demonetized. Yeah, that's kind of sick. Is that an actual loophole? That's that's a thing. Oh. Oh, I'm just following your lead in the viral videos you watch. I'm just trying with you. I'm trying to see what's on my algo and copy that. You know, I think every one of the girls would be able to suggest anything and they would stop after one time and cuz they don't see it happen. Yeah. They're like, "Why? I I give notes and then they don't take them, so why
6:45 bother?" That's really true. Actually, we can we can stop the video. I'll do it. Yeah. Tell tell Smack to tell tell us what to do next time and then we'll do it. And then there's no way you guys are gonna do it if smack. Is it goofy? No, it's just that it would require you. No, you would just have to do it. What? Like what kind of stuff? What are we talking about? Anything like like today she'll if she was to be like, oh, you know, this is a trending thing where you um you you take an old clip of yourself and then you write on the caption, little did he know that someday it would be if that's one of the trends. Oh, I'd rather kill myself. Exactly. Okay, there you go. Let's do it. Let's do it. I'll draw myself. Can you guys edit it for me? It's me going through the footage because nobody's going to do it for you. You have to like do it. Yeah, you're right. That's what we're We'll stop. That sounds like absolute ████ Exactly. It's like you have to be like kind of
7:35 like in tune with your own content for a long time. Like it has to be kind of like within arms length that you could just pull up your own ████ Yeah. You have to like your stuff enough to rewatch all the time. Kind of. Yeah. What about what about stuff like like when you had the before and after like like when you're spending Yeah, that's a very easy thing. But again, I could do I could do that but I mean you're doing it. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like I'm doing it for you. Whereas the suggestions are like you have to do it to yourself kind of. Oh, do it to myself. Oh no, that's where it sucks. It's like oh dude, you got to like be, you know, you got to like set up your own. I I like I like working where it's like, "Oh, Smack got ideas and then um Ryan's going to record it, too." That's my favorite kind of idea. Yeah, that's lit. Yeah, cuz if we have to pay for the edits. No, but then like Tim Tim was like, "Oh, it's a hot topic. You don't pay for like Tim
8:26 was like, "Hey, here's this video. We're going to act like these Japanese guys in the bar. Bring your suits." Cool. And I just had to clap and dance. Yeah. ████ sick, bro. And then it doesn't even go on my page. It just like he edits and puts it up. Yeah. When it's It's See, when someone does it for you, that's not really doing it. Yeah, you're right. You're more likely you did it. It's not. No. No. It's all about optics, dude. Somebody does it for you. You post on your account. Because then the girl, if you're saying the girls get to suggest things, they're not doing it for us. They're telling us what to do. That's the only reason why the girls come here, so they can do it for us. I know. Ideas are plenty, but work is slim. Yeah. It's hard. There's a worker shortage. Okay. These millennials don't want to work anymore. Yeah. We need them to do work. It is hard to just do your own ████ Like cuz Smack tells me all the time like I could just be doing everything she does for herself. I could
9:16 just replicate it for myself, but I it just doesn't feel like Yeah. It doesn't feel I'm like too old. Really? Yeah. I think so. I'm I'm too old and not weird. You know, like how like there's old weird people that are killing it. I don't have that bug in me to be like, "Oh, dude, I now I want to shoot myself doing this and that." Like I I lost that kind of like Yeah. I may I may have had that 20 years ago. I know. We're going to ramp it up in Vegas, baby. Yeah. Well, that's different. You know, we're not because we'll be at a group setting. We're not going to be doing little like, you know, little I think it's weirder when you're alone. Yeah. You're doing it just for yourself. It's difficult. Yeah. That's why I give it up to anybody that just really like can just without thinking just make content. Yeah. They're like kind of psychopaths in a way. Yeah. It's pretty It's pretty ████ difficult. Yeah. You think I'll ever be like that? No. I think I will. I'd bet that's like I'd bet right now on
10:07 that. What's the odds? But I think some people some people um all they do is work by themselves. Like I think all of us like you did improv in a troop in a group. You guys are part of a dance group. Like this is everything requires you to, you know, work together as a group. Like that's the style of work we do creatively. That's our comfort zone. Yeah. Like we don't really do things on solo content. Yeah. Yeah. And I think Tik Tok and that kind of style gears more toward people that do that. I think it's good for like especially if you're young, it's it's no thing to do it. And if you're vain. Yeah. Yeah. Hats off. I feel really something that like like if you just have a pro like Smack is very interesting to me because I'm always trying to like like get a little bit of inspiration from it. But she just wants to make ████ and doesn't she doesn't
10:58 engage with fans. She she doesn't give a ████ about one fan. She doesn't overthink it. That's That's the best part. Like the fandom. She just like wants to make a product and put it out and she doesn't check back on it and it's like she has this weird thing about that and I'm like, "What the ████ is that?" That's hard. I always have like an attachment to the the Yeah, exactly. People will always ask her, "Can you help me?" And she'll help them one time and if they don't do what she says, she's like, "Why the ████ did you ask?" Good for her. Yeah. Because she's like Yeah. She's like, "I told you literally what to do." And she has so many friends that help. Ask Joe. That's good. I feel like if if we asked Joe to help, it was just going to add more to our plate. Wait, help with what? I don't know, advice or something. It'd be nice if they someone asked me, you know, like how do you do how you do this
11:50 Instagram? And I'm like, ████ I haven't posted in like five years. I don't know. But you did. That's what I want to answer. I want to just be like, dude, um, teach me YouTube. And I'm like, I don't know, man. I haven't really stayed updated in the last 8 years. I just You're like thumbnails. Thumb got to nail thumbnails. That's that's why I like like uh the answer of like when people are like asking smack, "Well, how do you do it?" And then she'll she'll just be like, "Well, why aren't you already like what's stopping you from posting today?" And most people can't answer that. Well, I need the right camera equipment, lighting. Yeah. Yeah. That's what she's like, "Well, then you don't want to do it." Yeah. But they have one of these. Just come to terms that you don't want to do it and you're fine. Like it's not like if you don't have I have to do this. Yeah, exactly. No, I'm waiting to get my DSLR, brother. Sick. People like they want the the means but then not the like You ever heard of people want the millionaire's
12:41 money but not the millionaire's life. Yeah. That's why a lot of people you can tell who they are when they go like like LeBron for instance. If you're talking about LeBron James, you're like, "Dude, that guy has so much money. He might as well just stop playing." It's like you think that he's playing for money. Like he's not even there for the money. He hasn't played for money in a long time. People like think like that. They're like, "Why don't you just stop? You already have a million dollars." It's like, "No, the ████ thing they love doing led to that. That's what got him there." Yeah. It's not like It's like Nicholas Cage, dude. Except for for him it's overhead. He's like, "Dude, I ████ got too many houses. Too many pyramids. I bought too many skulls." Yeah. Why did I buy dinosaur skull, dude? I bought too many grave plots in New Orleans. If I was Nick Cage, I would do it. If I was buying ████ fossils. Oh, yeah. No, I agree. No, no. I wouldn't stop. I would I would keep going in order to subsidize my desire to buy fossil. That's what I'm saying. You buy a legit fossil, though. That's an asset, baby. That's something you can
13:32 rent out. Doesn't he have like a T-Rex? Yeah, he's a T-Rex head on his dining room table. He just had Natural History Museum. Hit me up, dude. Those guys in a bidding war for it. What? That's the true W. So Leo had to leave like with nothing. He probably had a had a Brinks truck with him or some ████ Like Damn it. Brinks truck. I got an empty brinks truck now. I got to drive it all the way back. Yeah, himself. Yeah, of course. I think that that'd probably be the biggest thing. If any of the girls were to suggest something, first we would have to answer why we don't already do it because we probably already knew what they were going to say. You know, like if someone's suggesting us something, it's not it's never too far a common sense. But that has nothing to do with the girls. That has everything to do with us. We suggest ████ to ourselves all the time. Don't do it. Yeah. Because it's you have to come to terms with like what do you actually want to do like yourself, you know? What's reachable? What can we do like tomorrow? I also
14:22 don't like listening to women creatively. Does that make sense? It turns me off. Yeah. I just don't turns the sexual juices off. Like, what are you going to give me? Yeah. That's what I say. What do I get out of this? They kind of speak on a frequency that I tune out. Yeah. Yeah. Me, too. I can't catch it. Yeah. Yeah. See, this is why I'm scared of having the girls on here because the ████ we say about them. And this is why I don't talk. Why'd you just talk? I'm sorry. Why' you just talk? Look at Nick. There's Nick's asleep. Oh god. No, you're right, Joe. The frequency. There are people who watch this these videos and take us literally and those are my favorite people in the world. I love them. They're called autistics. You stoke those fires incessantly. But we got dramatically more that way after uh the Careful Boy era. Oh, yeah. By
15:12 far. So, well, we're in the Sweat Shop Boy era. Oh, yeah. We're in We're in a new era. This is probably my new favorite era. The first it was the attitude era and then it became the careful boy era and now now we're definitely in the sweat shop. Sweat shop boy era. But then we beat ████ so hard in character that I'm like how the ████ do you not know at that point? Dude, I don't know. I think there's some people that have watched for a long time that never knew. Well, there's lightweight satirical ████ right? Where it's like it's you can't tell. Like how do you expect to tell? But then like when it's like so so like extreme, I don't know. Those are the same people who are complaining about not having friends. That's why I like I like running into JK people in real life because I I run into a lot of them. I think we kind of all do surprisingly. And it it always surprises Smack, too, because she's like, "That's pretty crazy that for a channel that is getting 20k views a video, you're
16:03 running into a lot of people." Usually that like we don't run into a lot of people that Smack knows, even though her numbers are ████ dwarf ours, but our people are out there for some reason. You're going to run into more in Vegas. Yeah, I got a ton. But I I also think it's cuz they don't watch every single video. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I kind of like. Yeah. They're ch they're picking whatever they like and then maybe they'll watch like once a week or every day but then Yeah. Yeah. I think they're just like people that are actually like have lives. Yeah. Well, especially the ones we meet. The 99% of fans that I do meet are just regular like the they're ████ cool. Yeah, they're cool. And it's because they have a good sense of humor or whatever. And then there'll be that one ████ autistic ████ that thinks that we're honest and when like we're being real like like our our characters are real when we play these roles. I like
16:54 how big that that's a minority nowadays though. Yeah. Like when you look at the comments or whatever and or the mods are looking through it, they're like there's maybe one or two people that are just like whooshing like crazy. But for the most part, everybody gets it now, which is nice. I remember some girl dude, some one of my crypto corners sent me a video of this chick taking us literally and she was like going through one of our many Sydney Sweeney videos and talking about how like we're all like all you Asian guys like are propping up white women cuz you guys won't be with Asian chicks or something. They always make it about what? Yeah. And she like hated me cuz I was being so disrespectful or whatever and I was like that's true. There was white people. There was white people. That's money. I was like, "This is exactly why I still love trolling." Like, she keeps it alive for me. Yeah. Yeah. You don't do it for the money. You do it for that. Oh, dude. Do it for the
17:45 love of the game. Like you like you uh like you outraged the whole country of the Philippines. Oh, yeah. That is funny when someone's dedicated all their energy into like a phantom opinion. Oh, dude. I want to I want to be the person that they've been looking to hate. so badly. I would love and they just so dance they don't get it. Would you love a glass of water? No, I would love to prop up just white women all the time now. You should You should make you want to just It's like I'm leaving Tiff for a white woman. Yeah, I'm going to I'm going to marry a white woman immediately and just have a bunch of white kids. Well, that's her own white kids. That's her own like little insecurity thing, right? That's like Oh. And then she's like, "Oh, there it is." Well, that's like rampant in in Asian community, which is so like ████ tiring. How like one like you have Asian girl with a white guy and all the guys go, "Why do you hate Asians?" Yeah, it's always like
18:36 Asian guys. I didn't think Asian girls felt this way. Was she Asian? She's Asian incel. That's so funny, dude. But it's like, how come they don't they don't know the reality of it? The reality is like I like Asian girls, but white girls are the only ones that'll tolerate me. You got a UK white though. It's different. They're more accepting of weird. It's more the Asian family around them. Yeah, I know. They think I'm the devil. The Asian family will reject you. White families don't give a ████ JK News supporters of white women. White supremacy of white women. If we can prop them up higher, we will. But get them up higher. Get them up. I feel like we have more videos. Can we take them higher? What we should do is like the hottest white women on the earth. The best white women. I'm ranking the hottest.
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