0:00 I swear to God the dog and this guy's like oh and I'm like a come dude so your other homie thought he had his dick suck by her exactly so he like hey what the ████ I thought sucking [Music] my welcome back to another very very amazing episode get off your phone dude I was looking at something we invite you here sorry sorry sorry I just saw an ass I didn't see you again welcome back to another ass episode hey I got in your head of be careful boys today we have Jesu everybody that's right keep clapping all right so here's the question what are some books or movies or games or anything like that that just never get old to you and that always make you feel better oh you said earlier that you said
0:53 he said movies too right movies movies movies movies work for me but we're talking about games or or anything books or movies kind of like not fully on topic but then the same feeling of like Nostalgia but I've been following these 9s and ' 80s like Instagrams where it's like remember being a kid in the '90s and ████ right and then they'll like it'll just be random things that trigger a memory of like a dude watching Winamp or like win yeah like that's early 2000s but it's it'll just be like a dude chewing up his pencils and then it's it's like or like you get a pencil and you ████ sharpen the ████ so small yeah I seen the one that a which Rugrat watch did you have I'm like oh ████ like Burger King and I'm like yeah
1:44 I forgot about that I don't know if there's anything from that era that I still do today yes something that you can go back to that makes you feel better okay that's Back to the Future the movies those movies dude you know what really gets me now that they're have uh this available Super Nintendo games are like on switch now and I'm like I love playing the old school Mario Brother uh I mean Super Mario yeah yeah that's my ████ favorite Super Mario 3 dud where he has ████ raccoon tail yeah dud so that's been like super dope playing that as an adult and finally beating it all yes it's like oh crap I can feel like the 10-year-old in my heart going like I ████ did it dude dude when I ████ killed him
2:35 dude I'm like I ████ beat it I beat it I ████ beat it my girl was like dude ████ the baby sleeping shut the ████ up I mean this ████ right here has everything wow everything and then punch out is still good punch out's still tight punch I never got to punch out really I never liked it I thought it was rigged get the ████ out the soda pop guy no one could ever beat that guy it's crazy that Tyson was in punch out and he's about to fight again I know he's that old that's crazy to think about that's wild that old can't stay away from the game can't stay away from game that was born a kill when I was in like Middle School though like I I don't know if it's like a movie that makes me feel good all the time but I would get like nightmares a lot and like in the middle of the night I would wake up and terrified and so I would I would have
3:25 like this like iPod touch and I would I would watch like Kung Fu Panda on repeat like just until I felt better and I feel like those movies like Kung Fu Panda cloud with the Chance of Meatballs like they they like it's like the comedy of it that helps me like laugh and be like oh like yeah like the dark isn't so scary so you know it's so funny that you say that I've did I do the same thing whenever I got high cuz then I would you scared I was in this panic mode of paranoia and I'm like oh and I would watch a cartoon that would make me calm down that's true I would too like SpongeBob SpongeBob would like I would turn into the car Network and I was just like calm down I'm hi to be like I'm fine I'm a kid again it's cool I'm in a safe space I don't know why but it made me it just calmed me down and that's true being high and watching cartoons it just brought you to a chill place that's why everybody should always be high watching cartoons that's right baby like
4:16 all these wars would stop oh dude these guys need to chill out get a good little blunt in and watch a good old watch Morty you're chilling Rick and Morty oh that and then the Robot Chicken is wild to watch while you're higher that was c yeah at night so you're like super focused on Robot Chicken I remember thinking that was like a kid show cuz like I remember there's like the segment like they parody other things so like Mario Kart was one of the episodes and I was like maybe like 10:00 and it was like 9:00 p.m. and I was watching it I'm like wo there Mario Kart and then he takes this mushroom and then he's like woo and then he starts seeing like crazy stuff and then my parents are like what what are you watching and I'm like oh it's Mario and they're like then why is he in the streets holding a gun and I'm like oh uh I don't I don't know I didn't know this was a bad thing and they're like this is not this is not a kids show you need to turn that off I'm like oh man that's hilarious do you guys have an era all
5:07 right for when you were a kid which uh summer was the best summer of your life when you were a kid though I mean when you get when you get older it's like oh that's ████ summer camp I don't even remember you don't remember any summer that just stuck to your head and be like when I was in third grade that summer was or no dude my memory is not good to where I can pinpoint what age that was but I can be like I had some sick Summers and these things happen but I don't know if I was six or nine or whatever but you you remember like that's I remember each I remember when I was in the third grade summer fourth grade summer fifth grade summer sixth yeah I remember each summer cuz I I think it was because I would go to Mexico on this summer this summer I stayed uh and we had summer camp and stuff like that and like summer camp uh after school program we called it summer
5:57 camp but it was like an after school program or all the camp yeah yeah and then um but there's certain Summers that I do remember very vivly I was like that was a dope ass summer it's easier to remember like certain Summers when like there events attached to it you're like oh yeah that was in 09 or like yes cuz I remembered one of the one of my best Summers was when I was like going into freshman year um because I remember that song my goodies came out by Sierra my goodies my goodies and you know ████ Mexicans they be bumping that ████ like they know the lyrics and ████ and they always have like the uncensored version I'm like how the ████ did you get that you know what I mean and they were like sick on line wire bro they were like ████ downloading a bunch of ████ anyways but the thing is that I didn't get to hear it come out in the United States I heard it come out in Mexico no way so yeah cuz I was there on the summer and I remember it was coming out I'm like is this dud yeah me wi bues and
6:47 I remember that summer was the first summer I got drunk the first summer that I was like I was just walking around I had money cuz you know 20 bucks over there was like everything so then I would walk around we were like what we would do is that we would walk around and everybody was outside like nobody was inside everybody's just outside the streets like walking around so I I I met friends I had like little girlfriends and this and that and and I just felt free like in the United States in your ████ neighborhood yeah I had girlfriend girl this one other no yeah B noas too dude over there was different B noas was different over here you have a girlfriend it's like oh over there he had to go and ask permission if I can see the girl to go visit the girl it's very old school ████ dude I was sit down then what called V he would get ████ showered up and you sit down and all he did was sit right next to her and like and you would
7:39 just talk and the parents were around and every once in a while you just like grab a leg or something and it was grabbing a leg back then bro back then in that little moment where you're not even allowed to do anything was the same as getting AOW job that's true in my head I was ████ I'm like this girls are freak sh and I grabbed her right here dude we're talking and then like when her mom would come around we here I just remove my hand I'm like that's all I yeah well I mean come on that's true back then yeah it was like the smallest things were like bump shoulders I remember do I remember I remember shoulder stroking footsy oh yeah man e8th grade I remember I remember oh my god dude that sh was ████ so eighth grade I remember no sixth grade I remember my best friend uh his sister was becoming a barber M and
8:31 so everybody no so she she was becoming she was the most prettiest girl in that neighborhood by far she was ████ hot and everybody was going over there getting their haircut so I went over there dude I was at that age where you're starting to get horned up sixth grade dude you know you just learning what jacket demons are coming dude yeah they wereing and when you sit down they're like chest is about your ey High I was getting I was getting urges you know what I'm saying and then I remember she took me back to her little like uh the laundry mat or whatever and then so we were right there she was cutting my hair and she had had her clothes like hanging and her air drying and she had a thong that was just hanging and in my mind I'm like oh my God like I just see a a thong right and it's hers right and I'm looking and she keeps moving my head and I keep looking she's like what do you keep looking at and then she looks up and she sees a thong she like oh my God coino what are you doing and I was
9:22 like oh no nothing and then I said nothing it got awkward and I remember going like oh are they are they yours dude she left you with a half haircut or what dude I'm dude I'm telling you are they yours ████ she just goes like she like yeah you never seen one before and I was like no I don't know I've never seen one before and I remember she goes like I'm wearing one right now she went like this she just pulled her like little shorts boom I just see like that cut and then the the ████ she flash dude yeah she like she's one like this flash I just see the G string all that I I was what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over there and check out all the beautiful stuff we have for you it's super duper access for
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11:05 my God bro I couldn't thank everybody knows that feeling ████ f i remember just going like I love you I love everything about you like that was the sexiest thing I've ever seen in my life I I come to the states I rode my bike and I was just like in like oh my God Charlie and the Chocolate F I did it just just found the ticket dude and you're going home I ████ tell Grandpa bro that ████ was that ████ was ████ insane riding hella fast on my home dude but that was the first time I got to see like a girl wearing a g- and it was right here question I'm like what do you always go back to to make you happy he's got that same G that thong bro bro I'm telling I even remember the color of the outline everything it was just like photographic
11:57 yeah that was smell yeah the bush yeah she has Bush mhm no no no she sorry sorry sorry no no no she wasn't like she wasn't bushed up but in the corner you can see like where she missed a couple spots and I was like it was just ████ missed a couple spots he's longing for it dude he's Ling for that summer was so cool dud I'm telling you I went through so much every we like there was this neighbor the this girl went to school with and uh right next to her house it was an abandoned house and what we would do would go over there we like built like little ramps for bikes you know go down and start jumping and then my neighbor says I mean my homie says you know that girl to suck my dick and I'm like no she did not shut up dude yeah suck my dick dude it's whatever and I'm like shut the ████ up dude and I was that type of guy I would put people on blast when we were over there she was like putting the clothes or whatever she
12:47 was hanging the clothes and then I I jumped the fence and I was like hey I heard you sucked his dick and she goes like yeah I went no ████ way and she goes yeah she's like I took this dick and I was like suck my dick what she say and she and she goes like okay yeah I'll suck your dick but not right now cuz my Mom's here she like but come tomorrow and I'll suck your dick and I'm like ████ don't be lying like in my head I was just like like don't I'm going to come I was like in seventh grade dude I was like I'm going don't test me for a good time I dude I went that whole day at school I couldn't believe I saw her in the hallway I was like you said you were going to it's like yeah yeah just don't tell anyone I'm like I couldn't wait till school was over we get home I get out out of the ████ bus I go home again I ████ shower I go back on that bike I am there early as ████ sure enough dude she's ████ right there
13:37 and I said oh my God I'm about to get my dick suck yes I'm dude my heart's racing I'm nervous you know when you're like nervous I'm like damn what the ████ when when do we do it how does it happen there's a hole in the ████ fence right and she said and I jumped over there and I was like Hey so you're going to Su my dick she like yeah put your hole in the put your dick through the hole and I'm like all right but then I'm like like this is a little fishy what is she she going to hit it she's going to ████ with me like is the dog going to come out so my friend's ████ little brother I like put your dick in the ████ hole he's like yeah right ████ put your ████ dick we were just be punking this kid and he's like all right and then it was like and I told her all right I'm putting my dick through the hole and then he put his dick right the little kid pulls his dick and he goes like this and he's like what the ████ and we're just like and then he starts going oh oh my God oh my God oh
14:30 my God and I'm just like get the ████ I ran on the fence I look up she has her ████ dog oh my God I swear to God the dog is and this guy's like oh and I'm like a come a dude so your other homie thought he had his dick sucked by her exactly so he's like hey what the ████ I thought were sucking my dick yeah I suck this dick this little girl was just looking at little kid dick dude nasty what the f got the ████ doc son ████ on burrito wild the next day she had a ████ have you seen my dog cuz I ja that ████ no but yeah dude that was ████ that was so ████ it's funny now but at the time I was like you little ████ she got your ass D yeah she got us D I mean good for her yeah
15:20 yeah when you get little kids asking if you suck my dick that's what they get huh she sucked my dick you you suck my dick yeah yeah come by tomorrow yeah yeah for sure I lived in a hood it was like we were just bad ████ kids the thing is she didn't even charge you she's just doing it to ████ with you yeah I know but that was like back in those days it was like I don't know I guess it was like a thing to do I don't know it was weird didn't are kids bro ████ around dick yeah I was like you want to suck my dick the way we would say it too you want to suck my dick she like sure I'm like what so you got no internet that easy how does a seventh grader even think to like do that that's like that I grew up trust me it was very common it's easy for a seventh grader to think to do that with a dog dude seventh grader dude this is when you didn't really have smartphones people just had they're called imaginations yeah they
16:11 use their ████ oh you watch the porno or whatever I don't what kind of what kind of not me I just thought about the girl next to me in class and I was like yeah when I think about my life dude where I grew up I grew up very very fast by the time I was 16 I felt like I was 35 years old like I'm being serious like when I was 6 years old I I would hang out with kids that were like 19 18 I was talking different I saw a guy get shot in front of my house like through a driveway and I was like seven and I was seeing a guy like literally bleeding out and people were freaking out I remember like being numb to things like that I just grw up really fast like and I like I remember like going to over my friend's house and like his older brother would like like be ████ ████ and he'll let us watch that's all crazy a wild time like yeah it was a weird time in the 90s like it was just I remember I went to my friends at this
17:01 one girl's house in the corner her sister was like adopted she was like 18 and she'll just have her friends like twerk on us dude we were like 10 and I'm just getting twerk on with an adult like in my head she's like a grown ass woman and they think it's hilarious BR like this is ████ crazy people like our parents went to work and we just ████ it was like Lord of the Flies it really was and it's crazy how like from LA to New York like these stories are so similar M cuz it's like how the ████ did we all grow up in different states but we all have a similar right we'll go to school school's over you know everybody had their little key their little and you'll be like I've never been to his house let's go to his house and then you have a bunch of kids in his ████ D house going through their ████ and he's like get out get out my mom's going to come in a minute you had like 3 4 hours
17:51 to yourself without parents exactly D parents calling you a house phone yeah some kids moms never came until like 8:00 it's like we just knew which house was the spot the spot right and then there'll be houses where there's no parents there ever and then you just sleep over there all the time that my house the girl that I like her ████ mom never give a ████ about her right and there was another like girl that lived across from us and she didn't care who was at her house so I would go see her I would sneak out of my house and go see her and we'll just be like hanging out like till like 1:00 in the morning I'll sneak back into my house parents know nothing about it I was like ████ like what 12 maybe so that's like the '90s was crazy and also I remember hella kids and just people out like there used to be a lot of people
18:42 just out all the time yeah people used to just play the hood yeah you know Red Bicycle sh what up I don't see that no more you don't see like 50 ████ kids on BMX just riding around and ████ that's true that's true too much pedals and too much kidnapping too much pedals too much pedals that pedophile yeah yeah they out here bro I it's I felt like when I was younger adults just felt comfortable talking to me like an adult it was very weird I remember uh this girl again that the girl that we would go we always hang out this girl's house by the way I don't know if you noticed the one that suck your the one that was gave squired on or whatever yeah like her mom was outside smoking a cigarette one time and she was just telling me about how she's getting divorced she doesn't love her husband that I was ████ 10 years old and I remember thinking like why is she telling me this you look mature at 10 I don't think so
19:34 no I was a little baby face she wanted you but in my head yeah I'm like I'm like what the ████ I told my dad I'm like hey you look that that lady she told me she was getting divorc this time my dad's like I wa he's like tell me the details ████ uncle's like where she live I'm going to go talk to her I think she need company how she look did you ████ I'm like I'm 10 I'm 10 look at a ████
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