0:00 Superman is white he's Jewish super Superman je yeah in the comments I don't think they specify isn't he from Krypton he's basically Moses but he's literally not he's Superman he's Moses man he's Jewish man he's Jewish [Applause] [Music] man welcome back to uh highly informative episode of careful boys today we are going to talk about wait I lost track of what oh what is movie that you love that most people don't really like most people don't like wow like all of them unpopular choice that you have you know I there's a really dumb movie called Saving Silverman that I really like people like that mov like that movie yeah that's that's a good movie Let's look it up let's see which one is that one that's a great way to sell it
0:50 let's look up the Rotten Tomato scores in the movies we love and whoever gets the lowest one wins so anytime I I suggest a movie it's like an ongoing joke that I do at my house whenever my whenever I'm with like my wife's and stuff I always bring up watching mcgruber and they go ████ dude I don't want no we're not watching do you and your wife like the same types of movies yeah I think I think uh Steve's winning so far Saving Silverman on on Rotten Tomatoes is 18% oh ████ I used to watch that movie all the time when it came out I think that movie is funny what about blood sport where's Blood Sport at oh yeah that's a called classic man my wife hates my movies she doesn't like blood sport she doesn't like martial arts movies too no like we like scrolling through nli's a 48% run Nikki doesn't care about heat that's one of my favorite movies really nikk doesn't give heat Heat's highly rated though yeah he any Netflix cover that has muscles or
1:42 guns on it I want to watch it yes muscles or guns it or a bank robbery if it's like a or if it's one of those armored truck robberies s me up oh you know what I I one of my favorite movies is Adventure Land Adventure Land a lot of people that I know hate it that movie's kind of of a bummer but has a high rating because it's pretentious a little bit I thought it was a good movie I love that kind of a bummer though I saw this movie maybe you guys haven't heard of it called yesterday it's about oh The Beatles one oh that one guy wakes up that's a wait and nobody remembers the be the Indian dude that's 63% a great movie that's 63% but do people know about it I don't know about that yeah it is kind of a deep cut though you know yeah yeah little deep yeah feel but it got a lot of Buzz great mov a lot of people talked about it I liked um Bohemian rap city hey that's good I
2:32 thought it was corny as ████ I didn't like it it's textbook it's just a textbook ████ it's almost a parody I thought it had a great last act and that's about nobody's ever going to listen to a band called Queen it's really typical it's textbook 60% I love a good Steve's still winning oh really he is the lowest 18 Sil ████ you like a biopic I love a biop like even the Elvis one was great I like the Elvis one I didn't see it but it wasn't textbook though it was kind of unique 77% that's pretty HD the Elvis one I be I think some of it is biased though if you love The Character I thought it was well done did you like Elton John bu a I didn't see that one I didn't see how about a platoon oh platoon oh platoon that's 89% that's which one's that one again William defo Charlie Sheen that one yeah
3:24 where they ████ Massacre all the be in The Villages the one the famous shot where he's like oh yeah is that the saky sck one yeah $5 Sak saki that's platoon well they don't say $5 sucku I thought that was uh Full Metal Jacket Full Metal Jacket is what I used to say my full metal jackets ████ that's 90% obviously everyone lovesy man ████ everyone loves that movie he was T Silverman Arley hery from Full Metal Jacket of how about American Ninja American Ninja you never seen that one you love that movie that's a good no no no no no don't you dare 0% how are we going to beat this guy American Ninja is a good move it's z% apparently it's not it's not Joe you really screwed up see I'm the winner here it's a 0% I love that movie it's a
4:16 0% out of nine critic reviews do you remember when he like has to go to the corner and he's in the ████ stairwell doing the ████ ninja moves and then he's like all right boom and he's ready to go kick some ass he's like he's like some special for fores dude and when he needs to yeah he just ████ does his hand like the kja ████ that what K's bit off of and then boom he turns into a ninja right away like a white one right yep imagine Superman but a white ninja you you are taking the throne dude that's a good movie it is a good movie you love a 0% movie Superman is white he's Jewish super Superman's Jewish yeah in the comments forg my bad no way I don't think they specify isn't he from Krypton okay well think about it Jewish people grew up in Egypt right they were
5:06 chased away whatever their Homeland wrecked they had to ████ go so he's a symbol of and then he's basically Moses but he's literally not he's Superman he's Moses man he's Jewish man he's not Jewish you can't say Superman's Jewish wait the American Ninja American Ninja takes place in the Philippines why is he a journalist in the story it says a GI rescues a Colonel's daughter and fights an arms dealers ninjas in the Philippines that's the story of American Ninja I didn't know it was in the Philippines but I loved it escape from La I love escape from La that's going to be I love escape from LA but everyone it's the s█████ one though Escape From New York was the first yeah yeah how can it be 0% dude dude everyone everyone first who like with a pallet we should watch it
5:56 together I used to love anytime this movie was on cable I watch it which One Last Action Hero that movie by the way sucks now 42% pretty bad but used to love it too I I haven't watched it since but I liked it when I was a kid I get it hey by the way what's that the one who got you into that movie um mcber we talked about it yeah but I you had already seen I've been a big fan of mber for years was you you hadn't seen M I hadn't yeah you you got me into it that's what was but then uh St Steve TR plays mcber and as stunt double the whole movie that's why I like Steve TR so much at Steve that joke still going by the way they're still doing it three ninjas which one NJ there's four of them right H in mega Mountain that get the that get any of those for sure
6:47 okay all right so regular three ninjas is 35% it's pretty low if you picked high noon at Mega Mountain it's a 0% another zero winning by L by the way you kick back 15% that was dog ████ movie Kickbacks dog ████ yeah Knuckle Up isn't even review I don't even remember which one's which this is one of my favorites in high school which one Wild Things wild that's not fair it's a good two scenes and good two scenes I don't even know what that movie's about I know they just are in a apartment pool complex that's all I remember Denise Richards Denise Richards pouring wine all over that's a 64% that's that's that's too high I'm thinking of I'm thinking of Swamp Thing check that one out you got wild things mixed up with swamp things Joe you're already winning don't kill us so hard 60% you're not winning no more
7:37 oh Toxic Avenger Toxic Avenger Swamp Thing was sick man I got to watch that movie again type in Gleaming the Cube 71% toxic oh part two part two well yeah anything troma is going to be low as ████ type in Gleaming the Cube Gleaming the Cube is amazing I love that movie with Christian Slater he was a skateboarder and he saw his brother get murdered 29% you're pretty good he had to solve his brother's murder and I used to watch it on C I don't know what the ████ why I was watching so much but I like that movie oh what's the the Elmer fud one Elmer fud you mean Ernest Ernest which one which one though there's a lot of them you know goes to jail Goes to Jail Scared Stupid yep I all of them are a mix in my mind all of those I missed those like the police academy CH Chevy Chase used to do a
8:28 bunch like Police Academy Ernest Goes to Camp is 62% that's pretty high Ernest J's Christmas might be my favorite one Ernest Goes to Jail is 11 I think that's why we did so much character work because growing up that ████ was like yeah slapstick like my favorite ████ was the two guys doing the bits in in Earnest all the Earnest movies those two weird guys doing bits the whole time like in Earnest Christmas they're like they're like uh that says M's and he's like it's a v recuring recurring yeah they had these recurring bit yeah yeah yeah the movie I saw the other day that I was like man I used to watch this all the time when I was a kid was bow finger really no no it's Steve Martin Eddie Murphy Steve Martin anything Steve Mar that's an 81% you're part of the majority by a lot it was liked yeah it was liked on IMDb dude it's it's 60% oh
9:19 Boogie Nights oh I love that movie That's a classic though I love that movie that's 94% that's I think you know what it has to be it has to be not even a cult classic but a bootleg up so like the reason why I thought of American Ninja is because he was just trying to copy the ████ of the era that was dope so it's like a bootleg version of that that's what you got to find listen it sucks I'm sorry but you know what do you guys remember when if you liked Napoleon Dynamite when it was new you were vastly a minority oh I ████ loved it oh really yeah a lot of people because nobody knew that style yet a s███████ of people hated it it was so hot I couldn't rent it at Blockbuster for like 4 months really I remember I was in like the seventh grade or some ████ when everybody was just like always saying I don't get it it's not funny and I didn't
10:10 get it either I just was like this is weird this ████ weird so what was the concept of that but when you rewatch I know it's funny yeah it just I think it was an evolution of character it's like an absurdest like like dead pan comedy but it wasn't like it was slaps it I think it was an evolution of kind of that slapstick ironic character but it wasn't um to like in your face it was a real world of characters that could be real that could be real I agree and you know there were characters but it's like you've seen Rex you met this guy before Rico bro you for surec Rico know Uncle Rico even even napon was weird in a way that I was like I've kind of seen a couple kids like this in my life yeah you know what were you going to was when you were going to Once Upon A Time In China come on that's a classic dude no but you know what's funny is like all you think that's going to be low police Story 3 that's a 90% oh ████ by the way
11:02 police Story 3 is the best police story have you seen police Story 3 you can't name good films wait that's a different name in the I know super cop super cop yeah is what it's called out here oh super cop's going to be a 93 dude that's harder than I thought super cops the one super cops the best one airbud 40 oh wait 40 40 I wouldn't be surprised there's there are like 40 of them though but which one the original oh no the originals are 48% did you guys see um Christopher Nolan's like guilty pleasure yeah what is it it was like Fast and Furious and ████ loves Fast and Furious to the point like he loves it like it's a screenplay like he was talking to this one guy goes how I would have done it is I would like reorder it like this because the character art goes from here to here like how he would talk about how he would release it and you're like
11:53 that's supposed to be one of the stupidest franchises ever and one of the best filmmakers ever is a giant fan of it well the first movie was like a real movie yeah but he's talking about the whole thing like Fast N9 and he was reordering how he would have done it bro I just watched fast 10 like half the first like half of it what and I kind of dude I really liked it why didn't you finish it is that the one where the go to space we should no that was one after that we started shooting fireworks fast fast 10 fast 10 I was like dude this is actually yeah and they brought it back down and it was actually kind of fun nine I didn't I didn't like it the first one I didn't like I usually the helicopter out of the sky or no n he does like more like subtle stuff regular like he'll rip a he'll pick up a a Ford Mustang with one arm and then just push it oh that's normal part of the thing that makes Fast and Furious so fun to watch is you're what you're seeing isn't
12:43 necessarily what they want to write it's the constraints that they have to do because of every actor's contract yeah so that that makes it so interesting Vin Diesel can't lose a fight neither can the rock like how do you make this movie that's a whole thing dude like so so you're watching these limitations the life you're like oh wow you gave a challenge mode to this guy isn't that crazy how like that's in their contract steall did too Ste like I won't take a punch but Steve is a all like you know he never took a I don't think he did in any movie he's Invincible this guy some chicks would be like if I show one titty it's this price two titties is this price that was H Barry right yeah and had to get a titty double I like God bless her soul dude no she your real titty no I mean other people would get a titty dou I like a lion heart that's 30 Lion Heart bro I just watched still holds up that only has 30% 39 it's low critics
13:36 ████ suck yeah I was thinking braveart never mind grow Brave that's probably like 150% most of the movies I watch growing up were all like martial arts movies either Jack Chan Jet Le Bruce Lee or whatever John CLA vanam and I used to be so embarrassed that I watched all of them anyway I don't know I just felt embarrassed doe cuz at the time I was like these are like kind of corny and cheesy so like I always feel like what do you think Buble The Bronx got probably like a over over 90 dude 80 89 I'd say 84 I'm going to say 84 85 just a ████ over Steve Green damn 80% holy ████ you ever seen jcvd if you're vanam guy no cuz that was a great movie yes that's the recent one 83% he plays himself it's a great movie isn't that a series or it's a movie no no it's a movie my friend worked on it so he the
14:27 movie opens with a one shot action sequence it's 10 minutes long or some ████ like 8 minutes long it's all one shot they did it they really did it all in one shot and it's awesome and it and he plays himself in the movie and he there's a monologue he does in the middle of it you should just Google it right now we should watch it cuz it's ████ dope it's ████ is it the one where like he's do doing some signature splits and he's like oh I'm not as young as I used to be or something like that uh maybe but I don't know I don't remember that scene in particular but dude watch this ████ all right he talks about how he's a ████ loser and he's talking as himself basically real quick pitch for the movie he's in a bank the bank gets robbed he's actually John CL vanam and everyone's looking at him like why aren't you doing anything oh that's tight all right editor it's really good but it's not as
15:17 good as him and Street Fighter that's gu check that one look up his G monologue I'm going to kick his ass I should we watch that whole whole movie on what did he get hooked I don't know oh Coke yeah I I heard it was coke yeah I can't believe you didn't search up me and Steve's favorite movie The Delta Force Delta Force thousand let's see what the ████ that got dude check Street Fighter I want to see what that got Nick you but do you actually like that movie when I was a kid I like that movie right now do you like it yeah I rewatched that ████ dude you haven't watched that ████ recently bro how am I supposed to remember his monologue I just watched it dude that's 11% this bison won the beat I'm going to kick his ass as so hard the next bison wab be is going to feel it I tried to watch that ironically
16:07 now it's really hard to even do that some people doesn't have the guts dude some people don't have the heart for it you know the guy who played M bison in that movie he was dying during the movie yeah he actually did he wanted to do the movie for his kids he wanted to do the movie for his kids really yeah because they like Street Fighter it was really sad sad Rip but he was like going through it all during it's even sadder that the movie flopped in your guys eyes that's F in your guys eyes 11% baby I watch in the theater I love this laser disc I watch it all the time I would flip it A to B all the time the B side was my favorite the second half
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