0:00 well one time um one time cuz I call his butt steam buns steam one time like during prayer I was like thank you God for making those T juicy little steam buns and he started laughing right he start he started laughing and then the next day he I think he was like oh that was funny so he was like thank you thank you God for making my mom have those juicy steam dude that's joke [Music] Jackie welcome back to careful boys where we are going to talk about the happiest moment of your life so far the happiest wo the Happ happiness is now dude right here oh jeez you walk right into that I'll tell you the saddest moment is just I was waiting I wanted to see your reaction right now D yeah I don't know if I've
0:50 ever had like like a huge Catalyst moment but kind of going off of what like K is saying there are moments of bliss in the weirdest times that shouldn't happen for me but like a realization like I remember me and Hannah were Night Swimming in in and on the beach in aahu and then I was like just looking up at the sky and I was like what the it's it's it's happened and then she's like what and I'm like I can't believe that just a couple years ago I said I'm going to open up a shop here and I'm just going to live in Hawaii for a little bit and I'm doing it living the dream that's cool and it's a crazy feeling cuz when you're it was really stressful doing it all and when you're in it it's one of those things where you're like oh man I bit off sh why did I do this like why did I do this this is crazy like I'm in debt I'm like this is not what I
1:41 imagine like this is everyone's arguing slinging tea all day yeah it's not what I thought it would be and then now I'm just swimming and I'm like oh it's exactly how I thought it would be like this is the part this is the this is what made it worth it you know and then there'll be moments like that out of nowhere where it's just like maybe me and Hannah's like hiking somewhere and I'm like oh this dope and she's like what she goes look at this view in Vegas it's crazy like how did it get here like we we just got a house and and we're living here now and then like it's kind of like all catching up I love those moments yeah yeah you're catching up to the moment yeah and it's like my past self who had this goal is happy that I'm here like I imagine that and and it's like oh I'm settled you manifested yeah you definitely did yeah
2:32 and that's the I think the moments of manifesting that oh I wish this could be real and then like couple years later it is real and then you forget that you dreamed of it and then you're just sitting there like holy is really happening there a big risk but you know what sucks is when people get stuck on the oh I'm not there yet I'm not there yet and then they forget that dude you're actually already surpassed it a long time ago oh yeah that's true I would say for me the happiest moment in life so far was the day the night before my wedding oh because lost your virginity yeah I lost my but I lost my an before and no um so so me and Nikki had this thing where we we knew that like there's going to be so many family and friends in town tomorrow and when you're at your your wedding it's like a party but you want to thank everyone for being there cuz especially they drove all the way there or flew there whatever so we
3:24 just took time with each other the night before and we just like sat down in the hotel room together and we didn't I know that's going to be the bit we didn't cuz you're you're not going to break that until after marriage you're a good Christian boy we just talked about our story and our life and like what we wanted from each other and like I'll never forget that cuz the cliche is everyone says their wedding day but for me it was the night before like the wedding day cuz you got to really absorb what was what we were about to do yeah that's sick it was awesome mine's kind of similar but it was the day after our wedding and it was the day we we had this place in Malibu it was on the beach and then we went too I took out my my my inflatable paddle board I was going to town and that thing and then Tiff sitting on the Tiff sitting and it's like a it's a it's a private beach and we're just sitting down and then yeah we just look out and
4:15 then we just go I can't believe we got married yesterday wow wow you know what I mean and it's like thinking about how long we've been together all the we've been through together and then thinking about like man what a cool moment that was that we got to share it with you know the the very close loved ones in our life and to think like man we we're only getting started too like this is like it's is a big moment in our life but we still have so much forward to so much more to look forward to uhhuh and I was like that's a trip you know and then just sitting on the beach and then just like kind of looking out and we're like the only ones on there on a like Monday that's dope it was pretty sweet I like realization that's a great trying to drown tiff with the wave mov such a good move hey is't it crazy we got Barrett I would argue as she regrets it dude okay let me
5:08 ask you this would it have been as cool without the paddle board no that's the whole point can why he said that can he set it up yeah dude see no cuz I took the paddle board out and it was inflatable and I was like dude this is not like doing this in a in a marina I'm as soon as the paddleboard is gone I think we should get it an old it made it more fun this must be a omen it might been the paddle board that made the magic yeah it is the paddle board you guys are you guys already know uh this story of mine but uh one of the happiest moments is when I when the doctor told me I didn't have AIDS what very happy that's Euphoria bab the relief i' got I think it's very it's it's super rare in life that you'll have to go through that when like you have uh a unique autoimmune disease that mimics the symptoms of HIV and then so the the
6:01 um the doctor literally did that test and he said and he literally was like We'll know in 30 days but I think your HIV positive oh what who does that oh my God and remember I told you because he didn't say that until I told him I was a dancer so he probably thought he was gay so it was like a yeah it was a really terrible thing so I spent I spent 30 stop laughing I spent 30 days thinking that I that I probably had AIDS I spent 30 days so then the day that he told when I came back and he told told me and showed me my paperwork and I was totally clean and turns out it's like this thing called srin syndrome or something that just has like a lot of like strange weird inconvenient symptoms I literally went to the parking lot I did a flip and I landed on my back and I just stared at the Sun and that's what happened a movie Celebration was the doctor kind of disappointed when he was like no you don't have
6:52 HIV I thought dancers were gay it's like you said you're gay right I wrote it about some of you gay boys just get lucky tell you what what kind of dancing do you do no no he refuses to believe he's like no he's got to be a virgin yeah I think the feeling of like to know that I went through that like how rare and bespoke of a moment that is like that doesn't happen to most people bro 30 days thinking you have HIV is a long that's true cuz sometimes it's not like the happiest moment but the relief is like the happiest moment well it's cuz like I I agreed with him I was like dude yeah I probably do because cuz then I went down Google rabbit holes and for a month you were like you're looking up all the people you and you're like they might have AIDS they might have AIDS yeah I really was like dude me and all the I like looked at myself like with all the people that have died of it and like yeah I'm in the boat did it
7:42 actually take a full 30 days to get the results back yeah it took straight up 30 days so for a month you were like oh my God you're like closing up your life I was just like kind of like shook up I I was very unresponsive you didn't think about like I didn't do very many Buck buckets like checklist bucket list nothing no you think that's how it goes but because it's a stasis it's like I don't know for sure but I think I am it's like well let me just find out at the 30-day Mark and then when he tells me got AIDS and I'm like I'm going to move to a small ass town be a cashier it's almost a relief to find out already right I was like how am I going to lie to everybody that's all I was thinking it's like how am I going to lie to everybody Magic Johnson has HIV is HIV positive and that will never die he's not anym he's not he beat it he he he doesn't even test uh positive any from like from like a th blood transfus or something I think he got so many blood transfusions that he
8:32 got enough uh new blood in where it regenerated and all the bad ones came out the joke on South Park is that he found the Cure and then when they finally get him to admit what it is he took all of his money liquefied it and injected it yeah yeah yeah you need that much money to to not have AIDS that's so funny but yeah that was the happiest that I can remember I ever was do you think when they told Magic Johnson like you beat AIDS he did a back flip and landid on the back such a dramatic like movie moment I know it was really it's scary because then everything that you've been going through you know when you think you're in a nightmare or you are in the Nightmare and you're just like just wake up just wake up just a dream and then it really is a dream and you're just like holy that whole thing was just that's the best feel did days of realness did it make you feel like I'm going to live now like did did your behaviors change did anything change not
9:23 really to be honest like not really but it was more like okay I'm not going to do these dark things now right and I'm just going to be my regular self which was like like I'm only having sex for marriage well well that's another thing is I that's another battle is you have to try to pinpoint how you got it so I didn't know did you start calling girls do you have AIDS you no but this is the worst part is the person that I did think that I could have got it from which was my ex I was too afraid to ask her because that means something happened that I didn't know I could face oh yeah cuz it wasn't me I know I didn't cheat on her so I'm like like this episode is brought to you by DraftKings DraftKings sports book an official sports betting partner of the NFL playoffs is bringing you an offer that will make the playoffs more electrifying new customers can bet five bucks on any
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11:05 expire 168 hours after issuance see dk.com for eligibility and deposit restrictions terms and responsible gaming resources so I'm like do I just die with this like cuz it's not that big of a deal it's more of a deal that I'm going to die were you with her at the moment no oh so maybe your ex gotten a Jacuzzi with a gay guy dancer no my ex was a gay guy oh that explains it but then it becomes that's a separate battle it's like how do I tell this person that you know that you're gay that I'm gay that's what he's saying that's what's saying your ex was a gay guy why is that funny Ken you don't think I can back a gay guy dude he's not gay his boyfriend is That's So that's very cliche huh I think for for me the most recent like super
11:57 happy moment no happiest moment of your life you're one you only get one only one that's it the correction choose between Gio or Tao that's it the aggressive correction I'm doing an impression to former hosts go ahead um yeah the most recent one that I could think uh comes to mind was so we've been doing these prayer things with taica at night all of a sudden he's Christian now yeah yeah we we do these prayers and so he knows the Lord's Prayer which is pretty cute he'll say it all fast and nice and then afterwards we go in a circle and pretty much like pray like what we're grateful for or anyone that we want to like like bless or have God watch over or whatever and cuz we're trying to teach him like it's not about like oh please give me that bike you know it's not praying how I used to pray it's either
12:47 it's either praying for things you're grateful for or to like bring protection to other people so it's like more selfless that's cool and um on one of the nights he was like he's like Dear God thank you for giving me my my super cool family yeah and like as soon as he said that I was like oh my God my god he's like thank you for giving me my my super cool family my really cool Papa and my cool mama my my two cute dogs and also giveing my my mom this money so she could buy me all these outfits and make me look cute sick make me look cute it was so funny but it was just cool to like try not to laugh all time this is what he's grateful for and that's the goal that me and Gio had so it's like in ACH and without us like you know when
13:39 our parents are like be grateful for this I didn't even I couldn't even drink this when I was a kid I'm so grateful for this it's like it came out of the kind I'm so grateful yeah thank you thank thank you that is for this vegetarian sandwich as you're telling the story cuz taica with you so much I thought he was going to bust up laughing like laugh at you or something I'm glad that it finished like nicely it was genuine that could be that could be like next week yeah he's all sucker you didn't go thank you for my butt thank you for my th thank you for my big butt thank you that I'm Chinese and nothing else thank you for my poop well one time um one time cuz I call his butt steam buns steam bu one time like during prayer I was like thank you God for making those ta juicy little steam buns and he started laughing right
14:29 start he started laughing and then the next day he was I think he was like oh that was funny so he was like thank you thank you God for making my mom have those juicy steam dude that's joke Jackie don't be jacking my joke that's that's the complaint that's the I'm like who are you Carlos menia is that a joke Jack cuz he said mom's stink buns dude that's an upgrade bro elevated it he you did it here he went okay I'm going one up you all right I'm I got to go back and think to other on you got a workshop what did GI say he was like she was laughing but then she's also like you're this supposed to be a serious moment but then it's cool cuz then like now he knows that if we wanted to we can sneak little humor into the prayer and it makes a little okay now he sees the options stey Ste juicy pork dumpling man cam what was yours the ioska
15:20 thing he says I'm a so happy all the time I'm never happy one time I was being ironic but not ironic I actually think the happiest moment is currently what I'm going through right now like right now right now let me what do he thinks to throw at him are you talking about right now like Saturday I mean Friday right now or just whatever the right now is check it out dude my work life is in balance my family relationship is in Balan my girl situation is like I'm in the process you like I have like everything I've always wanted in my like Social Circle family so everything like I have great friends like great times dude every night me and my friends like we go on Discord and
16:10 we're always like joking around and playing games just doing and I like I never had that is that like Tyler Kai like them uh no not them they I do enjoy hanging out with them yeah no not those no no no it's it's my high school it's my high school homies it's David oh yeah I've played multiple GTA Group G with these guys they're fun we go to the gym and like my lifestyle is like exactly where I want it right now and like coming into the office it's all sick now like everything in I feel like in my life is just getting like better and better without me really doing anything like cuz everyone around you is doing all the work ry's over here slaming away no but that's what it feels like obviously like I I want like you know my career and everything to be going in an upward trajectory and I feel
17:02 like I did all the things like the daily task to get it to where I'm like oh I already know it's going to go up from here so now I'm just like enjoying the ride that's really actually that's really Co because like even though will get thrown at me I already know I have the mindset to overcome it so I'm just like all right let's just sit back do work hard uh be healthy whatever and then just enjoy life that's how I feel like right now congrats bro that's awesome man thank you I told you to edit that out though because you look like cuz we built it up and we were on you at first and also how do I get on the Discord I want to be also what's the punch line in that whole setup it was I don't know we were make fun of it in the beginning month months no that is really cool man I'm thankful for the juicy steam buns but also like joke jacking that's joke jacking that is joke jacking yeah t don't do that no but I do I did
17:52 add one thing to my uh daily routine or my nightly routine now every night I do sit down I'm freaking in the cross leg position I just think about all the that I'm thankful for just quiet like right before I sleep like every night cool gratitude I do that but I think upon my enemies and how I will defeat them oh yeah do you ever think about us huh all the time all the time I always go like okay I'm thankful for these people blah blah blah and then I go to sleep what are you thankful for really though like Nick just wants you to give him praise yeah praise him already so can the video If you go ABC like Pick n yeah yeah yeah or just like on this table like what you what are you thankful for about Nick how has he made your life better yeah dude his bullying has really like toughen up my skin dude let's go hey shut up sorry my bad that was your
18:43 time I shouldn't be but for real though like everything dude that's that's happiest moment is right now for sure that's really cool I want to beat your ass for and then like 10 years later I look at this video I'm like man I wish I was you're like that guy's gay that dude's gay oh [Music]
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