0:00 [Music] okay who here has been fired from a job before i think i have oh no i have for sure i've never been fired yeah i uh so i used to work at this telemarketing company and you have a headset everyone's in a cubicle and the phone just is on automatic dial and then there's a prompt and then you're like conducting surveys like hi ma'am so it says here that you have a 1999 honda crv just want to check on whatever like that kind of stuff and this was can i ask you what does that actually do for your company for your telemarketer company and was that your telemarketing voice is that is that the sales bar voice it sounds so sweet you sound like a sweetheart i'm like yeah i'll talk for a little bit what does it do for the mark the company yeah yeah they're just hired to conduct
0:50 like thousands and thousands of surveys so they have to just collect those and then give it back to honda i guess so it's just data yeah but for me i was in high school so i was during my like like raving days so i'm not done raving until like 5am and then i gotta show up at work at eight and then so i'm there and then sometimes i'm still like in my rave clothes or sometimes i'm like i just pass out at the cubicle and then i got like two warnings and then one time my manner just came up to me he like he tapped oh my shoulder was like oh ████ he goes yeah you should just go home and uh you don't have to come back tomorrow and i was like oh ████ i think i got fired then you came back the next day the day after i think i took the hit yeah and this is during the days where minimum wage was like seven something 725 or something like that dude nobody wants to be a telemarketer though you know dude they're the it's got to be the worst gig out there it's it must be soul
1:40 crushing it must be yeah you call people sometimes like you know what time it is it's ████ six o'clock after my family because i know how i react when i get a teleporter comedy so i can only imagine what it's like to be on the other side ████ hit oh yeah dude i just hang up yeah yeah i i try to be as nice as possible i get surprised when people stay on the phone though that's me dude i'm too nice to hang up oh i'm sorry yeah yeah for sure for sure one of the surveys i filled out ████ because i was like ████ man people are hanging up on me and then i'm like oh yeah my mom gotta see our feet so i called my mom you commandantly dialed the number two that's fine so i surveyed my mom just so i could fill out because you're supposed to hit a quota every day i'm like what's your quota do you remember you got like three yeah what do you do if everyone hangs up and in 2021 there's caller id too you're definitely screwed don't fire you they're like oh you're like phone etiquette isn't good enough to keep people on the phone or something yeah people are walking up on hello
2:30 that's ████ up yeah i would literally not even care if you say hello i'm already gone yeah they'll fire you and with with like robo caller whatever the ████ app is that tells you you're done now well they also do this new thing too where they know what your area code is and so they'll have an area code that's your area code when they call you and so you think maybe it's somebody that you know and then they got how does that happen i don't know how do they just make a phone number or text now they're texting and you get like group texts with like business stuff you're like what the hell is this there's someone that always says sharika you need to buy this these miracle gummies i'm like who is sharika and why are they sending this to me so weird but what is a miracle gummy yeah i'm into it i'll take five pounds cbd maybe it's always weight loss stuff for me there was a florida woman who uh she got fired from her job and they won't say what the job was for privacy concerns but she immediately started to go into her computer her
3:21 computer and she started just deleting all kinds of company records they said when they came when they some co-workers after she was fired they saw her at her desk just hitting the delete button over and over and over again and uh so they they got her out of the the building right right escorted her out then she goes home logs into the company systems keeps deleting ████ you said you like that you kind of why it's petty right because it's so pity yeah it's kind of you can go to jail for that ████ though you get sued right yeah i but i also did she clear out the trash though because people could just go in and like restore that's the history of the cookies what were you saying what do you like about that that i feel like it probably wasn't like a huge job because if she was like you know vp or something she's probably not going to be that petty and then it probably wasn't like your story was just kind of like a high school gig it's somewhere in between that's why i think it's kind of okay like data entry yeah or something like
4:13 this chick is the kind of petty though where like so one of the instances that got her fired that helped get her fire she got into an argument with a fellow employee and then she was so ████ pissed about it that she went back to her desk and she downgraded their computer access yeah i like that just to be petty yeah i like that yeah yeah yeah you can't do your job oh you want to ████ with me well now you can't do your job you're going to get fired yeah that's hilarious that's smart would you hire her yeah it's kind of like like it's kind of like a in inside white collar crime job but just like a little you're the worst co-worker no that's good no i'll leave you we'll get money motivated though it's pride motivated it's pettiness motivated i know i got them yeah and that feels good yeah and she might not even know that i stopped your access all they knew was her maybe the higher ups but the person that she blocked might not oh damn i can't get in this file i can't put my data in here like damn it sharon
5:04 ████ sharon dude because it's like innocent to me yeah it's like happening she's not she's not deleting the nuclear code for our missile in usa like what the next she's deleted 17 000 job applications and resumes and she left profane messages written in the system oh that's ████ up that's kind of funny though yeah i think that's i think that's the best thing you could do well think about the 17 000 people that applied for the job she kind of ████ them yeah yeah innocent people okay dude okay okay super power mighty over here so she was she was um charged for this uh she was mike's gonna bail him out though like community work or something she ain't going to change yeah around and hire her it's like it's like i like your
5:54 moxie kind of moment one count of intentionally causing damage to a protected computer one count of accessing and protecting computer and recklessly causing damage she they say the company spent two years and a hundred g's creating the computer system that she wiped out then they had to spend they're loving it you know that's buffed up number one yeah they're ████ lie dude i don't know you're a huge fan of her do you mind we'll have a ████ jersey in the number one i'm gonna get her chatted it's like 50k yeah yeah they spent another 100 g's investigating and rebuilding it and they say they never fully recovered the data live she's a badass delegate yeah yeah that's absolutely real ████ programmer i can't delete anything yeah how can you even permanently delete something even if you do the recycle bin thing it's still there no it's everywhere it is like if you know how to do you could restore it so she dragged it and then she dropped it in the trash
6:44 can that's what she did she dragged her cursor select it all dragged it in the trash can i'm glad we have an expert here thank god and then she right clicked the trash can and he said permanent dude that's what i didn't do see that's how they were able to find your ████ those are tough computers are tough but it's pretty obvious that if that happened even if they could fix it they're gonna say they couldn't it's just way more money that yeah did they say what she was charged with like prison time or money or uh they were figuring out sentencing but but just the things i mentioned like potentially causing damage what's our next job going to be cia yeah yeah dude you hear ████ like that though yeah catch me if you can what happened to that guy deletes ████ you hear about ████ like that we like this game never see the light of day you're the exact kind of talent that we're looking
7:35 this is my problem with catch me if you can though okay you got a guy who lost he got caught yeah he was caught if you could at the end yeah yeah so get somebody who hasn't gone ████ caught true that that's an expert otherwise you're hired failures bro yeah how do you get someone that is getting caught i don't know but getting caught is is is their beacon it's like oh there's someone that has this skill but if they're never caught no one knows that they have it's like hackers those are the people who are so ████ good at it that's what i'm saying but if you catch them too you could probably blackmail them into doing good yeah being your job yeah right like oh we caught you you want to go to jail joe or you want to work for us that's the hacker that's what i'm saying that's that's what the failure he got caught right i don't want to talk to that guy what about the uh so how do you even find the one that can't get caught i don't know but that's the thing if you catch someone doing something that you still can't replicate that's the value
8:25 it's like i caught you doing it i don't know how you did it so you're hired well how do you even know if the crime's even happening if you got caught what if it's not a crime what if it's not a crime what if it's just something sick like the uh area 51 dude who like he put like a rocket yeah yeah he put like a rock in his honda or something yep and they're like all right yeah man come work on some aliens right so maybe it's not a crime maybe they're just doing some crazy ████ but according to steve kai's not that good he's not that good lazar what did he get caught with he's a jason being focused he got caught with his friends in the desert looking for ufos are you talking about yeah with the rocket with the rocket civic no he wasn't in the rocket pacific they had a mobile home out there bro i know the whole thing got caught being a racer what do they do in the mobile home yeah what are they doing out there they're just they were just chilling having beers and ████ and watching them go up that's not illegal they didn't get caught well no they were on government property oh trespass yeah there's worse crimes yeah
9:16 what she did was control all delete yeah ████ it that's true mike's gonna hit her up like so i heard what you did oh my god i told you talk to my lawyers no i need you for my job i like your style ladies imagine wanting to hire this woman after hearing this mike is there you think it's that bad i don't think it's bad i mean well if she's very petty have this person hired at your company and then you're going to be like hey so can we talk about your performance it's going to be fine by the way you just need them on your side yeah that's the problem how do you know that they're not going to turn on you i don't think she's a ████ i think she's just petty i'm teddy so let's say she applies for a job at your gym yeah and then you're like oh it says you got fire here uh yeah what happened yeah what happened i just deleted 17 000 applications you're hired 200k mike mike goes she's hired you guys don't believe the second chances in this group then huh you guys are just ████ one of those i thought i wasn't i believe a second chance is not 17 000
10:06 chances i'm still on the fence so i'm listening to both argument sides i haven't decided what did she get fired for deleting all those ████ emails and ████ no no what is she director no that's what she did after she got fired all right well she was she was locking people out if she got into arguments oh yes yeah i don't think that's that bad i really just don't what if her co-workers are ████ because she could have unlocked it if that yeah if the co-worker wasn't as much of an ████ you're like hey sorry about that argument i really ████ up like cool i'll give you access how old is your business this particular one of the year i'm excited to see how yeah we'll be all right [Music] you
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