0:00 that's the number one reason why should moov to Vegas you get like three bathrooms yep for the price of what you're paying right now I like having one bathroom I like when I'm pooping and my sink is like right here this close to me I love that I love that in my I got to rest my chin on it dude I like bumping my legs [Laughter] [Music] on so um there's a little bit of a predicament that's been going around that people are playing with the scenario and that is what do you do when you're at your friend's house and you clog the toilet and there's no plunger apparently Nick Dunn here has all the answers oh dude no plunger no plunger nothing I've done this before he sounds like the old he sounds like this guy yeah yeah yeah I've done this General holy ████ cigar someone give him a cigar dude first question do
0:50 you finish wiping and cleaning that part yeah you have to I think you first things first you don't Dum you don't flush as you dump you must clean yourself you're supposed to I usually do oh you are you're supposed to do that when you're at someone else's house I always do it gettin right when my poop hits the water I'm flushing dude I'm not letting it does even hit the water it just goes in the world poool center okay on okay the other day Okay well the other day Tiff was showering we were only have one bathroom Tiff was showering and I had to poop so bad and I was like babe I got to do this and she like and she's laughing and she's like yeah yeah yeah do it do it do it do it and I'm like no this is like my worst ████ nightmare right to poop in front of her well she's in the shower you have to go in there and this is where the sh your tip I'm literally sitting down like this is how close we are right and it goes but as soon and I timed it your boy as soon as the thing
1:43 the little the little poop hit the water your boy hit the flush gone no sound nothing speed of sound 500 miles away but did it get Co for to no you know what's funny ours doesn't do that which was pretty nice but anyway so the boy wiped handled business all clean did she watch you wipe no I told her I was like don't ████ look over don't ████ look over and then she's like okay but then I showed her afterwards if I was clean and she goes you're clean and then that's how what do you mean you showed her afterwards you look you showed her your butt yeah he just he like is it clean is it clean you always said that it's clean that's the number one reason why she moved to Vegas you get like three bathrooms yep for the price of what you're paying right now I like having one bathroom I like when I'm pooping and my sink is like here this close to me I love that I love that in my I got to
2:33 rest my chin on it dude I like bumping my legs on things what's so what's the solution then if you're at a friend no ████ I have no plunger I honestly don't know what to and it's like a birthday party outside and there's other people waiting at the door they're all in line bro there's a line I'll tell you what I did sub okay General yeah General sub J I've done this before okay but it's ████ up because I was at work and I only worked with girls so I I walked into the bathroom closed the bathroom I noticed someone's already waiting already and I'm just like what the ████ ████ I just got in what the ████ ████ I just got in did you already know you were about to do some damage in yeah I was about to ████ that ████ up I look at the toilet it's already it's already clogged so some ████ before me did you
3:24 go back out and say I didn't clog this you're not going down for this one oh no no he doubled it I was like I'm not going down for this one I did I didn't need a ghost I was like so you just ████ on top of her so you put two rounds in the barrel it's like a porta it's a safety hazard check this out no plunger but my doooo is in there well two dud are in there right you're you're liable now you use your hand use my hand no what do you what do you mean what do you mean you use your hand what do you mean what is my captain my captain dude like did that's a true leader did you like ████ like up or did you push it or did you cup it like a plunger and try to use a hand I ████ it real quick just came out quick so nothing was on it and oh nothing was ████ dude ████ my ass I did it two dupes hey
4:16 honestly you're ████ there's no object in the bathroom that you could have used no cuz we just re they just renovated the ████ um the bathroom you literally you didn't mock the ████ bro I'll follow you in a b you touched the second one the first one but the second one holy ████ I ain't no ████ but that's someone else's ████ too it don't matter I was just like I'm not going down for this you're like soap is soap yeah soap is soap it's a 99% kills dir soap this guy is washing up to his forearm dude you are the general dude honestly salute to the suen we we shall follow you did you go eat finger foods after bro I just washed my hand like crazy you eat mozzarella stick ask a question ████ nails and everything
5:06 question how come you didn't take your shoe off and use your foot first oh that's smart that is that smart the smarter I'd rather get I'd rather get my foot get my hand dirty cuz your hand you touch your face later but you're washing your head it's easier to wash your hand than your foot you're putting your foot back in your shoe I kind of get your logic though I'm kind of on board we're running out of to I only got a couple minutes left okay I was thinking quick I was thinking quick cuz he doesn't want the girl to think he's pooping it's brilliant you're uber wh no I just didn't want to I just didn't want to take long in this I was just like what the ████ is going on I was like I got to think quick Doom that's why if you guys are ever at War bring me I'm the guy that's what I'm saying who's going to carry the boat subin's going to car sced the was the girl waiting hot no I was just like who
5:57 is this it was just a security guard I was like pissed off I was like like ████ wait so what's the form you used so when there's a toilet like this okay you cannot think you just got to do you got to do I would have I would have freaked out I been in my head well well I thought about it I was just like what's going on if it was just pure water and on clog then I would never have done it but what I saw was it just seemed like somebody put too much toilet paper and it was getting stopped by the by the hole so did you go like did you have to go like a 3 2 1 no I was just like waiting for the dooo to like separate first cuz if the doooo was in the middle if I went in that dooo might have stuck so that doooo I just waited a couple seconds couple seconds I was like it's out of the ████ per minute was so like a throw jab kind of deal yeah I throw jab boom it
6:47 was was the room not level was the room not level shoty job on the renovation huh but I swear to God I did that ████ holy ████ War Next Level bro war hero that's gangster that's some purple har ████ right there I had to do I would have jumped out the window I wish I could go back in time and not know that about you I wish I didn't even say this this was at the the weed Place yeah yeah yeah it was one of the jobs yes I don't want to I don't want to say it just in case but yeah the only time I ever had to reach in the toilet is uh one time I I was peeing and then um did it have poop in there I forgot but my ring fell off oh and I'm like fell off so I was like I have to go like 3 2 1 I and I wash it like crazy in the water with the soap like like three why don't
7:37 you use your to to I know I was thinking it was just water it wasn't poop in there I forgot but I do I'm thinking there is poop yeah because now cuz of the way how hesitant I was I think there was like more Firepower than they expected yeah one time I was peeing and I didn't want to Tiff was giving me ████ for not loose for tightening my glasses cuz they were hella loose right my seing glasses and ████ and I'm peeing I'm looking down guess what falls off my ████ head glasses and she goes I told you yeah fck right and I'm like ████ piss all over yeah my dumb ass was my dumb ass was about to pick it up with the the the piss and I was like I should just flush it but I was worried that it was going to go down oh dude so I flushed it fine
8:28 it was fine he cleaned them oh C to watch it go to watch it go mass that should be that's why I don't have my glasses anymore flush your glasses down the toilet Jake that's different dude I think I would have just asked for help really help but then they know you poop that's weird yeah like hey um just just so just so you know I if there was someone there I'd stick my head out and go can you ask if there's a plunger out there thanks and I'll close the door that's wao was there there's no other place that they would have had a plunger in that place huh I don't know they're renovating it so it might have been just moved around it was in the cabinet oh ████ here it
9:18 is have you guys ever been in a situation where there's no more toilet paper oh all right mhm I can't remember that happening what's the strategy what do you guys do so you basically walk walk like a wind up toy that's the best way to that's I had to do that you walk like a wind up toy small steps you know I mean small steps but then you're just like dang dude like I I don't know my back hurts or whatever you know you just walk like a wind up toilet out of there oh no but then when you get in your car that's tricky cuz you got to like go like this you got to go sideways sideway yeah dude are you are you in the public is the public yeah I either you do two things you ask if somebody's like right next to you yo you got toilet paper ask for toilet paper or this the second one you just grabb the you know the SE covers
10:09 you just grab those ████ cut up your tushi hole hey what's up guys just in case you've noticed some of these lovely Jade pieces on some of our men here uh just know that you can get some for yourself over at the jj. uh visit our friends here at this site and check out some of the pieces they've got the selection is massive you can find all kinds of different designs and they even do some custom work so if you want to check them out uh we'll be very grateful we love these guys over at J Jewelers and uh we're happy for you guys to be able to get the same stuff I I had to do a I had to do a gangster one time probably suban does this on regular but I was in Taiwan where we're doing like a tour of Taiwan so some of those places it's like you're pretty Rural right went to one of those rest stops and at those rest stop it's um
10:59 there's like three or four stalls and it's the kind where the toilets are on the ground and then um the sink is on the outside so the guys and girls they use the sink on the outside and it's shared I remember I finished pooping I go like this I'm like oh ████ there's no toilet paper and then those things on the ground have no toilet seat covers so I'm like ████ so I'm just waiting waiting for the bathroom to clear go in every single stall none of them have toilet paper damn and I'm like ████ what do I do and I'm like dude I'm I still need to like we're still in the middle of the tour on a tour bus so I had to go I wonder how much of the toilet paper in the trash can that's been used has clean areas oh my God that's disgusting that's pretty gross that's like catching appetite I have to put my general hat on yeah there was no paper towels none I
11:52 went everywhere so I would go and go in every trash can every saw had a trash count and I would rip like a corner off this one oh rip off that one as soon as I like as soon as I saw a ████ like brown spot I like a and I put it all together anded it together he you could get Hepatitis man you could get AIDS but at at times of War though during times of War one wife during times of War you you have to do drastic things my captain my captain sir we had two general ████ zow dude that's hard dude if it was the end of the tour I would have used the sock or whatever but we still had a bunch of ████ sightseeing and all that ████ to do I still needed my socks oh ████ yo based on your guys based on your guys' stories I don't think I've lived life properly it's cuz you're a private man I think I think I'm just a young lad I
12:43 haven't really seen yeah you're little boy does carrying the flag in the trumpet there was a boy I remember there was a dude when we went uh we went bungee jumping at Bridge to Nowhere and you have to do like a 5 mile hike to get to the bridge oh it's like at Zeus or whatever yeah and then the guy will like take than you so these guys will they'll maybe be like a group of 30 people and then the guides will like okay we're going to walk you guys all the way there it'll be 5 miles and they're like please go now if you need to use a restroom because we follow the law of nature which is leave everything the way that it was when you go through it which means no pee or poo yeah so but then they're like there if if you have to go and we get there there is a place to go but we prefer you not use that because we have to carry we have we have to carry that back with us holy ████ so everyone's like Okay cool so people went
13:33 to the bathro they have to carry the ████ they have to if you if you go yeah so um a bunch of people went to go and then we ended up going on the hike when we get there some lady just decides she needs to ████ and she goes over to where it's like a commode it's like a it's like a little uh looks like a PO potty but it's like permanent and then there's just a hole for a bag and you're supposed to put the bag in the hole and then dump in it and then the dude when she said she needed to go he was like come on so then like she goes and goes in that bag whatever everyone we do all our jumps and stuff and then he's like okay we're going to take the hike back the whole way he has her bag of ████ and piss over his shoulder and you just hear it slashing the whole how come she can't carry it how come she can't carry it it's his job it's his job to carry it cuz there's no telling how many people
14:24 might use it so he just was asking everybody like please so that they don't have to do that I don't want to care your ████ I just wanted to be a ████ hiking guide was was she not embarrassed having the whole world see what her ████ looks like she was telling everybody she was like you know that's it's in a it's in like a black heft it's in like a black Hefty bag you can't you can't see it but you can hear it very loudly and you she's the only one who went so everyone knows it's her if I was him dude I'm only buying clear ones so that ████ know what other people's ████ looks like oh God yeah we're on a 5 m hi he just hear damn he has to carry piss and ████ for five miles miles what if the guy fell and the stick went up and R
15:14 like no worse he fell forward going down the hike back goes up and rynie goes like hey Aris did you get the picture of the pink eye instant pink eye puke that's so messed up when he like he really was like pleading with people in the beginning like please go now please don't do this this lady is like n I'm a ████ like this I think it's cuz he knows the nervousness of going next when you're going to bungee jump is going to make you ████ and I guess like you know ████ yeah get rid of your ████ before you get nervous and you got to go yeah but all that walking gets the digestion for me when you're in the bathroom right it it depends right okay so if you're at a party and there's a lot of people you just immediately Advocate responsibility right you just immediately you take your ████ and then you go you you stand up and then you go oh what the
16:04 ████ someone took a ████ here somebody really ████ took one in here boy that's crazy classic move you know classic right and then you walk out of there when you open the door you're like yees yuck yeah hey careful this bathroom's really dirty yeah somebody that's a Tim Robinson way out somebody had the taco salad today brother oh woo it's crazy when you go in a p potty and you see that ████ could be like 7,000 colors crazy and consistencies and shapes you're like you look down you're like what the ████ yeah ain't that trippy yeah dude first time I saw that was the Rose Parade the Rose Parade when I was five and I that's the only the first time I went to a pter potty my dad was like yeah you got to go in there and
16:54 then I opened the thing and I was like what is this it looked like uh yeah it looked like how how like tricks when the marshmallows are different colors but they all look like nuggets yeah nothing beats exiting a portter potty though oh like cuz you're out of there man and you breathe you can breathe finally even just the blue liquid is so strong that chemical it's like oh who thinks I'm going to be a part of the porter pot business I think they clean up dude oh yeah they do well yeah because it's like it's like what 200 bucks per porta potty some ████ I mean I had to buy one cuz for Bobby Lee set so I remembered having to shop around damn it's 200 bucks for one like an empty one I think 100 to 200 to rent it for the day or for like eight hours or something and then I don't know if it includes cleaning but to buy them brand
17:44 new sometimes those s████ are like five to, bucks depending depending on what it has some of them have an ex extra peing side thing like a urinal right yeah yeah yeah that's why like have little sinks in them yeah are I wanted to get a brand new one because of you know if we're going to use it for a set want somebody have shat in it before so then I was like hey I called the company I'm like hey can I get get it without the toilet in it I just want the just the booth and they're like we don't even have a way to do that cuz why would you do that I was like damn so then I found a guy who had a brand new one and he was selling him like over in the hood somewhere and then uh he I was like can you take the toilet out before I get there and he was like you got to do that yourself he's like I'm not that's a lot of work I was like a lot of work and then I realized that once I bought it everything's rivet it in because it's not made to be taken apart like that like there's no purpose to do that so
18:35 then literally you have to pry and like un rivet every single rivet in the whole thing it's not like you can't just unscrew it you didn't want to just take like a saw and just saw the the toilet out you can't even reach you can take it out clean if you get all the rivets out otherwise you'll damage the the walls yeah those things are pretty expensive man I give it up to that's a good business but how about the trucker ones like when you're on set oh the trailers the trailers those are nice a SE those are ganged those ones are gangst yeah those are nice I would rather get those if I had to rent them M yeah but you can't topple them over when someone's in them dude that's my nightmare though once I saw that prank I was like I would not like to be in that prank I would throw up yeah at least didn't they know on jackass that they were going to do that I don't think yeah they did right they did right I think it was like when
19:25 he oh actually I don't know he's like harnessed in there right I'm talking about the ones not on Jack but where they just do it to random people and they always do it to girls like that's that's a girl we did it at a baseball game someone's mom was in there oh no it was like seven kids like young boys just just ████ shaking stop stop we got it deep ████ I didn't even know the kids literally like three of them started shaking it and I just I just started doing it and more kids started joining got to be you did that and that was it no it was just rocking like this did it tip over no we didn't tip it over we just rocked it back and forth she came out dude these are bad kids dude yeah
20:15 bad kid were your where were your parents I was with my friend at his baseball game oh was like a kid's baseball game why you felt okay about it oh my God and you just saw three kids and I oh then you just start pushing it too and imagine the hoarder if you were in there and you felt like it was going to take you're sitting on it she's like my life is about to change yeah I have to move I have to cancel my credit card I'm going to poop all over my favorite shirt dude I'll give you anything just that's so sad dude I can't believe you that's that's pretty sad I don't know I didn't even know if someone was in there
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