0:00 how does every dick you suck gives your mom 10 more years oh my God I'll stop ████ four dicks right now my mom's gonna be like the next Buddha [Music] all right can I tell you guys the craziest only fan story that I've ever read yes please do all right this was um something that happened in Italy between this woman named Carol the meatballs yeah so um there's a girl named Carol she's the only fans Creator right she's dating a guy named David and they don't end up working out but they're still in good terms and she feels like he understands her so as she continues to make content she asks him to still be the person to assist with the concert the stud ████ yeah
0:51 is that when you don't see a guy's face well it's just kind of funny you're like a benchwarmer like when people ask if it's important I'm like no he'll stun ████ like a guy is like oh I'm sick I'm pregnant whatever then we're like all right boyfriend alert come in that happened to me him and Angela White which was super oh it's like a stand it's like a stand-in or whatever you call it yeah yeah yo your boyfriend is like living he's like oh all right I guess so come in yeah me and Angela light like we couldn't find a guy to ████ us on this exact date for a scene and we like already got everyone's booked we already had the outfit the photographer we were like boyfriend alert so he must be stunt ████ okay so in a stunt car you have to like show face or you don't have to it's more like we just needed a penis because I feel like girl and girl is kind of I'm
1:42 not the best at girl on girl because I like like ████ you know I like you can't be passionate about it yeah yeah I I'm passionate about a girl sharing a cup like just girl on girl like after a while of us like doing we need a dick somewhere yeah yeah let's do something okay yeah so he's like he's okay yeah so he's so she's got another boyfriend already but he's still the guy that helps with the content yeah so what happens is she starts getting these like really personal requests on her only fans to do really specific things that are not always like sexual view yeah they're just like weird um kind of like almost borderline violent stuff oh oh not fun and then so they're in the middle of filming this one video where she has to have a hood over her head should I be tied up Gotta Have tape over her mouth and then the request says oh tap tap the legs with a hammer huh well that's a little a lot
2:32 that's a little a lot and then it gets to like saying like oh tap her stomach when the hammer and eventually he bashes her in the head and kills her um what By Request of of a commenter that part was not in the request from her ex-boyfriend stunt ████ so then he ends up this guy can't play video games you know that whole Theory like a video you can do it in real life this ████ is that dude yeah wow that took like a twist it gets classic Ryan's story it gets a million times worse than that and it's being is it live streamed or it's not live stream it's a video request so it's being recorded So then uh this guy's so does somebody panics and wait why did he hit her that hard not on purpose because he hates her what so then to make matters worse he ends up
3:23 slitting her throat and then over the next week takes her body apart piece by piece the comments like hey chill bro we didn't say to do all that recording anymore but then he ends up dumping it around town and in that city in Italy and then for months he uses her credit card and her phone to act like she's still alive whoa wow that's a a big oopsie daisies on his part and then it turns out the whole time her only fans he was the Prime customer making all the requests oh you're moving out of this guy what the ████ it was him okay the the trial is still going by the way I don't think it needs to be a trial it's like dude there's a video of you literally killing someone no we don't need a child we need a couple Netflix documentaries and some ████ dramas crazy it's so crazy only one fan only one fan
4:13 that's the name of the just only fan only fan fans Not plural yeah you got to cross out the S with a hammer so that's her that's that's Carol sorry yeah I want to see I didn't get to see her that's Carol yeah okay he looks like the type bro he does look like a killing son of a ████ yeah no he looks jealous you're ████ jealous jealous ████ he's a yeah he's a silly guy how do you know it's David and not David or David so David so dude jealous David that's so crazy I guess that was a bummer yeah what kind of just kidding news was that
5:04 he was like the worst story of your life yeah it's the worst story for sure yeah that is crazy right to find out that it's that's ████ that's so dark dude I know wait why why would he like make those requests and get there and then like do something so the the way that the um the lawyers think of it is that he was he was progressively making the request more violent to actually kill her yeah yeah yeah he didn't think I guess like it didn't go exactly the way a worm brain yeah yeah I actually don't do custom requests on my only fans because I feel like a lot of my requests were like racist like I would be like oh they want you to wear like a hat like this like Kazumi can you please wear this and go they'll be like yo could you like ████ on the Filipino flags and like whoa do like some hella racist stuff and I'm
5:54 like first of all no to pooping second of all no to anything with the Filipino flag you no what the ████ like you get it I'm Asian TV I could take your racist dollars I don't care but I won't do a request I'll just do any normal stuff what's the what's the highest price you turn down for requests I feel like there's like no price that'll make me poop on camera but what about if it was like for real a billion dollars oh ████ on anything for a billion dollars like would they be like can you eat some orange chicken okay I've done a lot of happy ending massages I've done that that's like well that's Multicultural yeah yeah that's everyone but Asians kind of like took the trophy for that one I've done a bunch of school girl stuff with like the the like the safe that's normal yeah yeah well that's a part of our normal Asian sexual
6:44 experiences we all wear it when we were 18 we were given this like school girl outfit from Amazon and we all wear it like at one point in our lives and you know the blue one the blue and white what I'm talking about they skipped it it's the blue one with the white stripe yeah okay classic one he's like I know I know one billion dollars yeah one billion the ████ come on maybe okay a hundred thousand I'll ████ on anything I'll ████ on my mom I don't care a hundred thousand that's not so you ████ on a Filipino flag would you start to date where your mom dies wait what would you suck a dick or your mom dies he suck a dick before [Laughter]
7:48 one million dicks two completion but she's already like 85. one million dicks okay ten dicks two completions that's a couple of years this epic you suck gives your mom 10 more years oh wow oh my God ████ four dicks right now my mom's gonna be like the next Buddha I love my mom she's ████ awesome and I'm ████ I'm going Full Throttle gay for her yeah come on I think like you know reasonable trade like when she's getting old and I really want her to be around like one dick one year you know one dick one year
8:38 for every every dick I suck does it matter the quality of dick I mean like the size of the dick or like the person the person like what if it's five like smegma in it what if it's Five Guys what if it's like five of us I would suck Ryan's dick for ████ one day actually for one day one more day guaranteed I can add one day to your mom what if it's the opposite what if for every ████ you get your mom loses a month when I receive like when she passes you're like this is my like you're the funeral like you could have made it to October [Music]
9:29 who's not gonna ████ live longer you're like you have no ████ idea what I did for you you ungrateful ████ what if like every time you ████ someone it like broke her bones damn dude I don't like their movies already arranging a funeral right now every time hey guys about my mom she's ████ a wheelchair and she knows it's you doing it she knows it's you stop stop she shows up she's like Anthony my FEMA that's even worse she's like that's my boy you'd be like keep going at least he's ████ oh I gotta get a grandson my sleep disc that's Anthony
10:29 all right
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