0:00 I kind of want to see Colleen do an invitation of Joe you know I knew this was gonna happen invitation new and she's ready watch this ████ are you ready get the panther get the panther what does Joe do [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys where we specifically have two white people here today let's go and look over on the white side white table white side the white side before we start catching up with Colleen we have to we have to acknowledge Steve's awesome outfit again and I feel I was talking to him outside he's got to show the pants otherwise you don't get the whole well look you guys ████ me though because I thought I thought you guys had the black light installed so I'm like ready
0:50 no cause Anthony Anthony and Ryan you guys are like gonna redecorate the office right and you guys are talking a big game about how we're gonna have the black light on and I thought the black guy was gonna be on today that's only on that side that's what this outfit's for it accentuates it's like arcade carpet but I'm the only one glowing yeah it's like a just your skin just me it's like a Hot Topic poster yeah wait Steve where did you get this jumpsuit I got it at cry for help.com it's a big site you have better help set the deal with you wait does your necklace say woo or move no this is woo it should say ooh I paid good money for it to say well I didn't even realize good good money it's custom it's custom don't worry don't worry dude that's Iced Out yeah that's not real though and you got Flappy Birds on your hat can they see your head I don't know because you guys
1:41 didn't get the black line does the woo cryptocurrency actually make that necklace ████ no where the ████ did you find whoa I had custom I just cussing like let's like literally I'm like ████ having to design this ████ on websites and print it and send it to my he designed the color of the zippers because I'm too ████ early at all these gem ass cryptos that I'm buying too ████ early yeah it sucks to be earlier way too hard dude I do too much research I gotta say that the digital colors on the hat work with the outfit that's what I was going for thank you it's very good I matched it myself I didn't even have to have to ask Nikki or anything just as much as the fur on Joe's chair works with Colleen that's right that's kind of this is all planned this is all planned it's a Vibe it's a Dundee you should get the Dundee Vibe it's good this is like they're like the
2:31 richest white people we've ever met yeah hey that's not true because Shang Ching look like a regular dude you have a letterman jacket that's Asian now that's ours now hey what kind of same Pantone yeah dude are we moving on to the catching up with Colleen part now Barbie doesn't give a ████ about fashion no I do care let's go straight into it let's go ahead catching up with Colleen how you doing Colleen I'm good I'm good that's it that was our segment hey [Applause] are you satisfied yeah I'm satisfied can we get some graphics on that too next time we introduce that like on Colleen's side when we say catching up the clean [Music] yeah that would be good so whoever's editing cam can you please do that let's talk about the truth Colleen's here because Joe's gone for like a month abandonment problems I think yeah uh
3:22 he's gone for like a month right and so we got Colleen's sitting in here for the next few days so she's gonna be joining us not just replacing Joe but being her own individual yeah I'm replacing Joe we would like you to be more like Joe did Joe ever do the the promoting joombie OTR no so savings for on the camera because uh so you remember uh I don't know if you guys remember because just click because Colleen's here so she reminds you of June yeah no no because Joe was like I remind him of Joe the last time we shoot can we do it I'm gonna open a joombie so can we do uh we talk about it and we promo it but like everything in this company we have great ideas and it goes away so that's correct I think Joe himself forgot to promote that he's opening a jubi in Hawaii which is I'm bringing it up now it's like a promoter of Colleen's a spokesperson for
4:13 June B Hawaii that's why I brought it let's bring it back to Ketchum Colleen killer ████ promo that was honestly I was talking about that promo that's how it's ████ done that's why this guy's been on YouTube for ████ a decade and everyone else is a goddamn loser that was unbelievable I was trying to promote Joe stuff because he forgot to promote his own ████ up so spokesperson for June B Hawaii feel free to uh let them know um do you know what joombie is yeah so um I don't even know what it is talk about it talk about it just guess and just commit that's why Bart's promo is so ████ good I would guess that it's a it's a beverage you know it yeah one for one maybe I do know close yeah the most delicious beverage that you
5:03 have to go to Hawaii you're selling you're selling it yeah you have to you got the right outfit you have to go to Hawaii you have to um is it because there's no other locations oh no there's there's actually quite a few there's one in Vegas there's not they're right next to each other too because that's really good marketing very very deep into Circus Circus they're competing with each other into the same company that's how ████ hot they are right now jumpy is the hottest thing on the market though Circus Circus is that what you said it was yeah June B three of them next to each other in Circus Circus hey the June be opening and Roland Heights not kidding was really ████ fun we had so many people like so many jk people came out it was really it was actually a great time it was uh 400 people in the plaza holy ████ that's wow
5:54 cool it like wrapped around all around the plaza is pretty awesome hey jumby's actually pretty good I like it yeah me too I've got it being customer civilian food honestreviews.com have you ever like just cold had it like how come we don't get zoomy anymore because we had to we had to we had to fire that guy who got his jumbee and then we had to cut everyone's pay 40 percent full circle yeah yeah hey what happened to you this morning you said something happened oh I was going for a jog and then I had to take a ████ that's the thing that happened to you yeah so does that happen though that's what you wanted to share this morning well it was kind of stressful oh what happened so how close were you so do you know you know from uh the brewery yeah to so the brewery is like off the five uh Main Street five Street uh the five freeway and then there's a breakfast place called Nick's Cafe oh yeah it's
6:44 nice like a big pig all right so I was jogging and then on the and when I was leaving the gym I was like oh dude I gotta take a ████ and then usually I'd be like you gotta play it safe because when you're running around who knows what the ████ gonna happen to poop I think yeah and then so I was like ah ████ it I'll just ████ uh roll the dice so I ran as soon as I got close to Nyx I was like oh ████ I really got to take a ████ and I was just gonna run into that bathroom and just dookie in there yeah but I I don't know what it came over me but I became shy like one time in my life and I'm usually not shy at all you didn't I did it so as I was running back why wait why did you become shy well maybe the bathroom wasn't good enough he walked in he's like this doesn't suffer I don't even get close to
7:34 it like I've been to that restaurant I ate there before and what's crazy is I think because I knew what was about to come out I didn't I would rather have gone on the railroad tracks than gone to that bathroom I was actually looking I was like running I'm like you know those roller traps I'm talking about none of that makes sense I'm like I'm just gonna go down the railroad tracks around the bushes and just ████ go crazy but I was like I can't make it did you maybe think for a second because this has happened to me I'm like if I go in there and I'm about to fill my ████ pants up and if they're like you have to buy something first and if I if I don't get this ████ out in time you know what I mean like I can't ████ fumble with my wallet oh my God like please my test is about to come out of my lower body please I'll get the eggs benedict please I'll pay after I swear to God in my life but they're like we've heard it all before sir
8:26 you're not pulling that one on this establishment not again it scares me so maybe that happened to you yeah no I just I think I think I respect that place because I ate there a lot I know what the bathroom looks like you don't have to actually go to go inside yeah it's on the back so you can just bypass do you ████ in your own home yeah and you don't respect your home yeah respect my home but I do respect this place Nick's Cafe and then I was actually I just kept I was like oh ████ I'm just gonna hold on and then I ran straight back into the gym and good deal of the bathrooms were open but it was a very stressful room JK pack time JK pack time we don't ████ in Nick's Cafe we don't ever you understand that place is very historical though is it it has been there since like 1920 or something oh now we gotta ████ in it
9:23 JK boys careful boys and careful girls don't ████ in Nick's Cafe thank you Steve we need to make a sign for that door yeah you know like that second amendment gun symbol but say no cheating bro we should say that we should take turns sitting outside with a shotgun this is on patrol hey you taking a ████ in there all right you better not be taking a shot here pal yeah yeah number one's only that's what we say not here pal go over to Joe's go to Barbara Brigade restroom located at barbell Brigade climb out the door it's like just just follow this the squiggly line it's like [Music] episode is brought to you by DraftKings NBA fans the wait is over basketball is back so tip off the season with DraftKings Sportsbook an official sports betting partner of the NBA new customers
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11:05 in free bets if your team wins only at jockeying Sportsbook with promo code off the Record minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply so you show notes for details but were you pretty close to taking a ████ on the railroad tracks this is the one right I was gonna commit yeah yeah dude it's cool all right no ████ in this establishment I was actually committing to it ever ever what you ████ think about not even you Nick if you work at Nick's Cafe you stop ████ right now yeah yeah there's also enough human ████ on the sidewalks of La that you actually go like I don't I don't think I'm embarrassed here's another Vegas boy no there we go it's just you're just no especially that area he knows what I'm talking about yeah you're just like it's nothing new what's the ratio to square mile of uh all right well they've been cleaning per capita yeah they've been cleaning it up lately oh yeah for like once yeah since forever unrelated I
11:57 just saw the housing market in Vegas the housing market in Vegas contracted like a little ten percent so it's like getting a little cheaper out there unrelated how long do you think it was going to be yeah Nick not long not long not long unrelated so we've got to buy now are you like Pasadena until you die not really I don't really have like a hey I heard the Vegas Market is like 10 contracted oh it makes a little more appetizing you know what I mean but there's not enough human ████ in Vegas so I'm not really like into all that I like I like to keep it Grassroots how do you know corn of these ████ guys they talk about Vegas anytime they can anytime they can sneak in the conversation oh you know in Vegas they go looking for ████ in Vegas I'm like this is the place it's got the most
12:48 this is for me I didn't say nothings yeah whenever whenever you bring up Vegas you never talk about human ████ on the sidewalk because there isn't it fight fight fight so I'm staying here I could take one yeah I'll take one take a big one on the sidewalk have you guys ever have you guys ever stepped in human ████ on the sidewalk uh no I can't say I have how do you know if it's human or adoption but yeah oh you you know when it's here yeah what how do you distinguish this by the location of where it was so it sounds like you have yeah where was it and how did you know it was very sad because there was this one morning where um I got to the studio and I had to switch one of the paper backdrops like really really quickly and so like the client was coming like five minutes so then I I took this paper down and then I ran to get another one from the car like there's one 12 foot rolls oh yeah and then as I'm running like I
13:38 put it up I was like oh thank God the cloud will be like two minutes and I looked and there was just like a cartoon track of boot ████ like I stepped in it with my ████ boots and then I looked and it was like in between the boot teeth and it was like oh it was just like a giant was it one of your good boots I tracked it in it was actually I tracked it into the through the whole studio and how did you know it you could see like it was like he ran on his white cycle just smells way worse it's a repainting fee of 300 usually ████ off the curb or against the wall oh they do that ████ where they put their back on the wall or they they they sit against the curb so it's always like off the curb barely yeah and that's why I said about it I pulled up in K-Town last week and then right when I pulled up onto the side of the road I saw homeless lady taking a dump on some other dude's car like just the car that was like
14:29 just parked and then just under a tree there's she's just like literally in like just like a bra and then her ████ pants around her ankle and she's literally this is the ████ back of the car she's just looking around and she makes eye contact with me but she don't give a ████ it's like dude comes out he's like not again oh ████ finishes her ████ pull this stuff up that's the kind of art that I would do as a Banksy I would do street art no street art where people are like what the ████ is the story here like a bunch of poop boots like going going down like a sidewalk and then going up a wall and people are like guy ████ walked up the wall how the ████ did he do that yeah yeah just make people ask little questions yeah and they actually smell it too it
15:20 is real that's real that's real it sells for like Millions yeah you don't put just bidding on it on the street pulling that ████ out like the like like putting in museums and ████ immersive experience like the Shadow and Hiroshima remember all that oh yeah the Shadows the Shadows too that became that became like a museum it's like a museum piece of like like well unfortunately it was people oh God okay I know what you're talking about yeah they're just chilling out they'll explain it in detail for all the viewers okay so they were just chilling out on the morning of August 6 1945 and um like there's there's one very famous one it was like a guy who's like sitting on some steps like this right and I'll get my make sure to get my cool pants in here um and and he was holding a cane and then the bomb went off and he gets vaporized and all that's left is like a like a shadow of him basically like from all the soot of him but it's a perfect outline of a human form on the ground on
16:11 the ground all yeah like on the in the masonry or whatever on the on the stone ████ wild and there's there's a lot of those throughout like Hiroshima and Nagasaki like from those bombings so we went from poop all the way to Hiroshima Hiroshima Hiroshima oh careful that's Joe Joe the white side's guy yes we're all gonna just take a turn being Joe I kind of want to see Colleen do an imitation of Joe you know I knew this was gonna happen invitation new and she's ready watch this ████ are you ready get the Panthers what does Joe do that's it that's pretty cool that's good that's good that's when Bart's telling a story
17:01 and then Joe's like thinking about somebody where Anthony's like so this red car crashed into the wall what color was card game and we're like what the ████ are you guys for 10 years come on when I have to edit the reels I always have to like cut away from him because he's just going like this I have to show something else I'll see him stare ████ miles away dude and I just want to know like what's he thinking I'll be like I'll be like this red car crashed the wall he'd be like I never had a father [Laughter] that's pretty entertaining that's like that day I was telling you guys about
17:51 anchor protocol day when I was I was telling Joe what to do and ████ and he's like Steve never told me what to do and I'm like Joe I probably told you what to do 17 times and then still the day the morning up he's like so what are we doing all right dude all right why don't you just tell him man yeah just tell cheese dude stop holding out yeah yeah a lot of money we're talking here this is a good opportunity to talk about uh June B in Hawaii yeah Circle back yeah I mean we've had some pretty good topics the most delicious drink yeah so David so David's also a partner with jumbi uh which oh what did you say [Laughter] stuff they're doing interviews for staff fight because they're hiring and David told me in the middle of interviews when they're asking the person questions Joe's like
18:42 and then David afterwards like what the ████ are you looking at yeah but even in the interview it's like why are you qualified for this job they gotta be more interesting I gotta grab Joe's attention if they want the job are you able to wake up early and do this and he's like you know in Japan she just has this accident did you do when you did a job interviews for barbell did you interview the people yourself in the beginning yeah and then what kind of stuff did you ask them one of the funniest questions would you rather ████ your mom or your dad it's a JK classic and there is a right answer but you know in the beginning of hiring you asked like very like what you think those stereotypical questions are supposed to be yeah because you're not experienced right you don't even know what you're looking for so one of the questions we asked are like oh what's the restraints with some of your weaknesses and this guy goes my
19:33 weakness my calves and I was like me too you're like hired general manager yeah I was like what the ████ are you ████ kidding me is that not a good answer for a workout place that sounds pretty good he's disgusted by it you gotta have big Cavs if you want to work at barbell yeah he's opening up he's opening up You Gotta Laugh on the inside there's no way you're not laughing at that I know but I'm like this guy came dressed with like a dress shirt tucked into his slacks so he was ready that's the kind of response he's giving I'm like bro D think about it for a long time because that makes it better yeah I forgot man yeah we don't like that quick-witted ████ it's got to be really like he's got to be thought out always like cats I've been working on them yeah yeah my
20:23 overhead press is pretty good yeah my pecs no I've been working on them do you feel like when that guy answered you gave him a face do you like because I'm sure that's sometimes hard like if you're being an interviewer I can't tell you I give faces in my very expresses I don't think I'm expressive am I you should probably just throw your eyebrows yeah yeah he said Captain you're like we're done here yeah Bart's like okay yeah it falls asleep and that's why you enjoy our friends because that's you and then Joe's like looking over here Joe's doing squats in the back dude mid interview really good really good thank you a little bit much you haven't even been here that much in your daily
21:15 he goes oh I know runs into that room grabs something and it's completely unrelated to this story but the best part is it took four minutes and a lot of shouting for him to produce something that has nothing to do with any segued from here yeah and then yeah it just comes out with a canoe yeah I was like Joe we don't need this no we really don't he's like no no we really do make the video so good it's like no Joe we really don't need it ████ foreign
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