0:00 are you still from that dance injury does that mean you could still do the splits no oh I feel bad for your boyfriend he can do the splits though he can do all [Laughter] [Music] three welcome back to an amazing episode of the careful boys where today we have new redhead Colleen in the building she's not new redhead she was redhead time I ain't seen it by the way something's different about Joe but I don't know something's different about Joe we don't know yet doesn't he just look like he gives a ████ now like we were talking about he lost weight cut his hair now looks like he's trying again showed up from work before Joe looked like the guy that was like on the bridge that's just like should I do
0:53 it% now he's Linked In Jitsu Kaa and now Joe's like I'mma buy this bridge okay so uh this rarely happens but Bart was late today why were you late Bart cuz I underestimate how much time I need that's not what for what that's not what we're trying to get at dude you walked in in crutches bro I broke my foot I my fra my foot it's pretty crazy feel free to turn it into a story where we waste time on this video riffing about how you broke so this pretty crazy we're going down this street right and uh we parked parallel parked it's when the that's when the car and the the curb is like this oh yeah okay right I heard about that so we come out I'm trying to pick up a uh um my my Offspring from his educational establishment mhm and then so I'm just walking literally like through three steps some people call it meters some people call it a couple feet
1:44 depends on where you're from cuz yeah he he wants that's what he wants I'm loving it you got out of the truck that's what he wants you got out of the truck and you're walking three steps I was just walking and then uh my fing foot rolled in sandals and as soon as it rolls I hear it go pop pop like that and then I was like oh ████ and I was on the ground and then uh even the crosswalk lady was like you all right and I was like I think so and then I stand back up and I was like hobbling and then uh the my whole foot got swollen what first it was like a localized like little knot you know and then uh over the next 24 hours the whole foot got swollen and then U my cousin shout out to Andrew he's a podiatrist and he was like dude you should probably get um an x-ray just so we can know like how we should treat this and then I went
2:35 into Urgent Care the one on Sahara what I'm saying yeah hell yeah dude and then uh Vegas baby all day Vegas yep yep y all day it was probably 110 degre though yeah next to raising canes and in and out and then I went there and then um even the doctor was all sad she was like cuz no one wants a fracture yeah cuz you know when spraying is like 2 weeks 4 weeks but a fracture could be like long time like up to 6 months didn't know the doctor got emotional no she came in she was like shees about the money for her no she comes in she was like oh I got bad news for you man I'm so sorry you went to the one in Spring Valley yeah she goes I got bad new for you man so sorry and I'm like oh what happened go it's a faser and I was like ████ did you go to a Chinese sounds it's not it's on Sahara that sounds like the soup outside guy no it's on Sahara it's it's everyone there is like American oh
3:28 wait that's an americ they're like send the Asian one to connect with the Asian one you know what I'm talking about there's a if you seen there's Asian lady I don't walk three steps to break my ████ leg so but she's like yeah she's the only I guess main doctor there everyone else is just wannabe doctors well I don't know I guess like she's probably the only smartest one to go all way the top hence the accent I don't know damn but she I got to bet those for you now now I got be in crutches for 6 weeks ████ what is the point of all those push-ups the reference is so good cuz I think okay cuz I think about all the crazy ████ I've Done Right like in high school I jumped out of my girlfriend's Second Story window cuz her dad came home at 3:00 a.m. and it's like fine and I've done I've ████ done all kinds of crazy ████ sorry but oh my God I'm so
4:18 sorry I actually just kicked his leg I'm so sorry that was not a bit I am so ████ sorry ████ I'm going to take my shoes off that's Steve's version of trolling he's just like n that's your bit your new bit well plus I got I got ████ vans on dude they're wide so that's it's going to hit them and it's crazy just by walking dude walk pop bam fracture I'm like what I would love it if we got a we found a surveillance video of you and you were [Laughter] goinging down the street yeah he's all tap dancing yeah I don't know what's going on like this year in terms of injuries has been like the most insane you yeah you've been injured the whole year that's true but I'm also used to you being injured all the time no this year is CRA like I got my first beasting like
5:09 just everything the weirdest ████ always random ████ what does your mom have to say about this cuz I feel like her take would be I didn't even I didn't even tell her she might just be like the ancestor is not very happy I don't even want to tell her cuz I don't even want to talk to her you have a bad news well cuz she'll think you did a bunch of JuJu ████ right yeah yeah or some crazy s███'s coming okay or she didn't pray enough or something or but what if she's right this time I don't think she's ever been right in her life let's discuss that yeah no she's never been right Dam dude I would love to hear her opinion so you're just like making up like uh adapted workouts now in order to still get at it because you're just crazy right yeah he got to do different things cuz then also if you just sit around for 6 weeks you atrophy and then you know you ████ no you're still going to Jiu-Jitsu but with a ████ cast on I figured out some ways around it it's got
6:00 to be really gentle about it oh way so what did they say is when she gave you the bad news what else did she say about it like um so I guess the next step I was supposed to go see a Ortho cuz I think at Urgent Care it's like base level medicine so it's I could tell you it's a fracture I can give you your X-rays I can give you your ortho uh recommendation we keep it in the accent we want it to be authentic Sahara oh so what does she say she go okay she go here here your X-ray I talked to a radiologist and they said s n d a faser so he's like you like do you have a primary doctor and I was like I don't have a primary doctor okay then I'mma do you a fa I say I you primary doctor and then you need to talk to the Oro and schedule appointment but I don't know what they're going to tell you and I was like all right so after that I called my cousin and my cousin was the one like no
6:50 don't waste your time or your money cuz he saw the X-ray he's like you just got to be in a boot for like 6 weeks and you should be fine it's not like uh cuz there's a difference you're going to heal yourself yeah there's a difference a fracture and a displacement so if it's a displacement you might need surgery some crazy ████ but it's just like a fracture so you can see so fracture just means and it's just but it's it'll just go but it's still in the right spot but he did say like he's like well actually my cousin kind of sounds like that too go don't ████ around cuz he was like cuz I was like can't get away from this guy how long can I start squatting and then Joe knows this czin too I was like how long can I start squatting no you don't want to squat because the first who's been in America for like decades that still sounds like like that was still kind a ████ Mandarin ass accent he's like your first four week is is important you know if you don't heal then later on you're going to be oh it's winter time
7:40 it's cold why my foot so achy and you go oh because the last time I didn't heal where does this guy live Portland best the best 30 years in Port like that have you ever have you ever broken a bone in your body before huh have you broken a bone in your body before Yeah I broke this foot uh doing back flips with Joe at UCLA and then what else I think yeah I don't know that one that one makes sense right cuz you're doing crazy ████ makes sense this one was ████ walking dude wait till the surveillance tape just rolled your ankle rolled my ankle like literally like if here's a sandal like this and I Just Hear It Go crack crack oh and then I was like what the ████ is that so what do you just like sit down what do you do like immediately well I knelt down
8:30 and then I was like holy ████ it ████ hurts you know when something hurts so much you get like immediate tears yeah it was like that it was like immediate tears I'm like oh ████ ████ and I was like damn I'm a ████ ████ and's going to call me a ████ yeah yeah yeah and then uh and then I just was trying to walk it off I was like okay if I keep moving maybe it'll feel better but then just over the course of the day my foot just turned into a straight balloon like I couldn't I couldn't put a shoe on I couldn't put a sandal on it turned into a ████ the funny thing is when you posted that photo of like your feet to like show that one was ballooned the only thing I was focusing on was your ████ black toe yeah I was I was spray painting my desk and then some black thing got on my top that's paint yeah thought you had Gang Green or something feet are always right didn't the Marines ruin your feet I have two like fungal toenail things that I can get rid of from the fungal toenails it's like like
9:20 tow Rod or some ████ that it's called Damn is anybody else here ever broken a bone yeah my nose no way you did a ball when I was in preschool school I was running on I was running on a jungle gym and do you know that metal bar yeah uh right before the slide oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the one that you're supposed to hold hold on and grab some ████ momentum on exactly ited you didn't know what it was for yet correct you're like that was the bar there for stupid so the step before the slide I trip on that and my face goes first into that bar and uh yeah what up guys thank for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot
10:12 for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details what kind of break was it was it like like oh it was like a this kind of break yeah complete break doctor had to set it back and they were like hey you might have to get surgery when you're older depending on how the cartilage builds up never did anything to it but was it one of those things where like like was it just blood gushing out immediately immediately like completely traumatized as a kid yeah do you remember the pain is it like you're old enough to remember the pain it's definitely like a core memory do you remember getting back on the jungle gym a year later sure did and
11:03 I did it properly 10 out of 10 they should have done a documentary about that how you overcame your fears you Revisited the same jungle gym that you know how like when people injure their noses they're like yes I get to like get a nose job now and no one will judge me yeah that sticking about that in preschool hilarious imagine if the doctor asked your parents at like so what kind of nose you want her to have yeah I mean it is the valley right oh yeah yeah I don't wear those ████ slides no more though I was like man ████ these ████ slides oh what were they just got some random on that like Dick Sporting I'm surprised it wasn't Crocs is that what you're thinking man I I knew I should have wore the Crocs that day honestly I was like dude I should have wore Crocs cuz they're so wide that I would have never rolled it damn but no one wears the Crocs correctly you're supposed to wear the hook with the back
11:53 no one has the hooko dude boro's uncomfortable though it's ████ annoying man you never broke a bone I've never broken a bone damn all that boy scout stuff never broke a bone no but I've also like I'm like extremely not athletic so like I don't put myself in Crazy places like that who told you you're streaming non athletic B just R every ████ Junior High team that like I auditioned for and or tried out for and didn't make like dance teams no oh dance is clearly not a sport according to mic um but uh no I just I just rarely do crazy athletic things but I ████ around but like I'm I've just never broken anything I literally I'm injury prone I've just never broken a bone has everyone here broken a bone I ripped my hamstring in half I probably you ripped your hamstring yeah that was pretty bad
12:44 wait ripped it during a dance performance in high school in front of the whole school oh ████ that's what you get for dancing ████ yeah it's your fault was your did your um did your RI was your rival on the side like yes my rival yeah hell yeah yeah with his gang all the whole gang there what what what move was it that like major hamstring it was like uh twerking move yeah I was twerking and my whole hamstring just exploded some unchristian twerking I thought you need to drink coconut water yeah that's that's the remedy for that had muscle spasms yeah it was just a it was like this lift that um I did with two other people and then you had to go into the splits afterwards and one of my partners was like off count by like a count and a half and so like she pulled
13:35 my leg at the wrong time and I just heard a pop and then I dropped to the floor so it was a timing it was a timing thing it was a timing thing and I was trying to get up and I just couldn't feel my leg like there was no muscle mind connection to my leg do you like dance transition off yeah for real though the last no that's when you start doing hand ████ The Show Must Go On ████ it's so true like I wish there was video footage of this because it was like maybe three more eight counts left of the performance and I'm just doing the hand choreography like the arms and just trying to make it to my formation and then but it probably looks like afro ninja after the back flip did everybody know like the people watching they could tell that you got hurt oh yeah the whole crowd does oh ████ I think you go and you go is that for me and you look at
14:25 the ground you're like oh yeah that's for me oh no wait so did you have to get surgery uh no thankfully you didn't repair it no it took like 5 years for it to heal though Jesus yeah I guess if you're like I'm going to be a director it's fine you just sit in a chair the actor's like I'm not listening to her with her torn in miniscus damn dude you got hurt too yeah the I mean I tore my ACL in miniscus I never broke a bone I don't even know what that's like that's probably I don't either you probably gave yourself a million concussions though jumping on your head a million times worse yeah that's the crazy part my cousin was tripping out cuz he was like the bone that you break it's usually for senior citizens what yeah he was like and he was like honestly he go cuz he sees these three these three bone I mean he sees this bone break three times a week
15:16 cuz you know he's a foot specialist so all you see is his feet and then he was like um three times a week is it from tripping and falling I don't know from all kinds of random ████ but he was like um you were the least likely candidate for me to think of cuz like one you're young two because I've been Lifting for two decades my bone density is like really thick but you don't lift your pinky toe though no your whole bone D is is I was like this ████ crazy so I still don't understand it's just like a crazy freak accident dude I really want to see this walk man yeah windmill walking that's what I'm saying what the ████ is with these chairs I just lost my wheel careful oh you might break something I like how they sent this these chairs honestly I blame theot it's ████ up you blame the car for this what a company
16:07 man at this guy I blame I think the floors are messed up actually it is cuz I'm always I'm always sitting over here dude and like that side it has that ████ line in the carpet so that's where the the wheel always fall where's the line here brother show me the line we're on the same team bro mad grab the camera go ahead line I'm going to grab the camera and show you why there's nothing over here yeah so this is great did you say you broke a bone before Steve never I was about to just now apparently so no one here broke a bone huh I probably did I just never went to hospitals whenever I got injured there was one time I got kicked in the ribs and took about 3 months to heal ribs is the worst cuz you can't do anything yeah that might have be this location like it popped out or something yeah and then
16:57 myle yeah and then it just felt like swelling throbbing like just hot and then they're like it sounds like you tore broke a rib and I was like well ████ I Googled it same ████ like they're not going to do anything yeah they just give you nice so I'm like I'm not going to the hospital then if you play in the NFL they'll let you play next week seriously Alvin Kamar broke like two of his ribs and he's playing like right now what he's a psychopath yeah those guys are gangster though crazy pro athletes are ████ gangster oh well I J with a broken rib you know what I'm going to I'm going to do three videos like with this yeah yeah did any of you guys chip your tooth before oh yeah dude oh really you yeah all this in the front cuz we used to all of them yeah cuz we used to just go in my front yard and we just ████ throw down like all day we have like three
17:48 four five guys a lot of them are older same time different times oh different times we just fighting and it's so it's just just straight scrapping so like you know head buty like accidental headbutts getting socked in the face I have all kinds a chip teeth in the front my two Kines don't even match this one K9 has it looks like it's like it's flattened because like someone like headbutted me like this weird damn yeah if you look at my teeth at the bottom looks all ████ up that's the thumbnail right there boom dang what had you chip your tooth way less cool story like ████ some something was under my couch and I something I need to like re down to like grab I think it was like a cat toy or some ████ like that and then as I was reaching in for whatever reason I just miscalculated the ████ depth of like this um this metal part of the couch and
18:40 it just ████ hit my tooth and I just shipped it oh damn mine's stupider stupider than that thank you thank you was pretty stupid well the the couch attacked him mine was literally I was drinking a beer in one of those glass bottles and I I was bringing it up to my face to drink it and somebody just kind of like bumped me a little bit and yep at least it was you and timing that's just bad timing also both somebody else like you putting in a contact and then the ████ the mirror bus Slams on his bik like oh was a good time to put on contact oh what the ████ it's their fault it's their fault it's all timing still doing hand this is why I don't
19:30 dance anymore guys got to go to hand sh right away are you still from that dance injury does that mean you could still do the splits no oh I feel bad for your boyfriend he can do the splits though he can do all three the front one the side one he has to do more splits to make up for it yeah more to make up he has to pass the parallel yeah he has to get 20 split he's like a Russian contortionist you know she's dating a contortionist
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